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UllarWarlord · Jan 27th, 2012, 5:17:23 PM

Lynch Metal Bagon

Ditto's irc reasoning makes perfect sense.

EDIT: LYNCH DITTO HE LIES ABOUT GRAPEFRUIT

Acklow · Jan 27th, 2012, 5:18:09 PM

Please listen to this as you read this update.

The bustling streets. The sound of traffic. Shibuya is becoming active again.
Let's look at how things are going at this time:
A lynch on Spiffy is brought up by Daenym.
UllarWarlord claims to be able to lynch everyone.
Ditto asks everyone what their favorite pizza topping is. Quite a few people respond, most notably Steven Snype, who asks Ditto what his favorite sexual position is. Ditto curtly responds, "I like the cowgirl position."
Upon hearing this, zorbees becomes as still as a statue, unable to say anything in response.
Sir, a valiant but utterly clueless man decides that the world truly ended for him before it ended with him. Thus, Engineer Pikachu steps into his place, only to get shot at by angry looks.
And it looks like MK Ultra is raging because he didn't get any presents for Christmas.
The only question that remains, is will this thread derail into a 4m thread or will it utterly fail due to inactivity? The way you answer this is important to your survival in Shibuya!!

It is now effectively Cycle 1! Cycle 1 ends in 72 Hours (on Monday the 30th)!

Daenym · Jan 27th, 2012, 5:53:39 PM

[17:52] <Ullar> I have mass lynch, remember?

This is not a power I want running around the game >:(

lynch UllarWarlord

Acklow · Jan 27th, 2012, 5:55:46 PM

Is it okay I want to lynch UllarWarlord as well? I mean, I'm a host, but I can have fun too, right?

Daenym · Jan 27th, 2012, 6:02:03 PM

no, hosting should not be fun.

lynch Acklow too >:(

HD · Jan 27th, 2012, 6:02:43 PM

[18:02] <~Acklow> I give HD permission to lynch UllarWarlord

lynch UllarWarlord

Quagsires · Jan 27th, 2012, 6:05:06 PM

Lynch Acklow

Have you seen any REAL host try to lynch? I think NOT!

Daenym · Jan 27th, 2012, 6:07:05 PM

lynch Quagsires

lynch Engineer Pikachu

bandwagoners >:O

Galladiator · Jan 27th, 2012, 6:09:44 PM

Lynch HD

Lynch Acklow

Lynch Galladiator

Wait no...

smashlloyd20 · Jan 27th, 2012, 6:57:23 PM

lynch acklow

theangryscientist · Jan 27th, 2012, 8:35:50 PM

lynch everyone else with any bold in their posts
gg

Daenym · Jan 27th, 2012, 8:44:53 PM

counterlynch theangryscientist

and lynch Galladiator too. self-lynching? what is this, RPS? :/

Snike · Jan 27th, 2012, 8:46:50 PM

SCREW YOU DAENYM THAT'S MY SCUMBUDDY

COUNTER COUNTER LYNCH DAENYM

Flamestrike · Jan 27th, 2012, 8:47:22 PM

Lynch Daenym, too much lynching imo

Also lynch tas since now that I used bold he's lynching me so OMGUS

And what the hell lynch Acklow because I can ^_^

Chomz · Jan 27th, 2012, 10:45:53 PM

this thread is lol

UllarWarlord · Jan 28th, 2012, 10:11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat theangryscientist

lynch everyone else with any bold in their posts
gg

Only I can mass-lynch, silly.

EDIT: Several people have been claiming my ability. I will post my pin to disprove them in good time. ...like a day.

Blamemyparents:<

Acklow · Jan 28th, 2012, 11:56:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Walrein

It was a day just like any other.

I had grabbed a box of tissues, a bottle of lotion, and my favorite reading material: the 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. I was preparing for a solid hour of entertainment.

But there WAS something different about this day: I had forgotten to lock my bedroom door.

My mother, a wonderful creature, came to my room to offer me a divine meal of ham sandwiches for lunch. Upon arriving at my door, she became quite puzzled by my moans of ecstasy and inquired about the nature of my activities. When I was unable to provide an answer, she opened the door and crossed the threshold of my bedroom.

What she saw shocked and astonished her. My beautiful, massive phallus was hanging out the front of my trousers, and a Kleenex was hanging limp in my right hand, which glistened with lotion. The trash can I had placed in front of me was filled to the brim with semen.

My mother, a devoutly religious woman, threw the trash can out my bedroom window, shoved the Kleenex down my throat, and shoved my wonderful phallus into the disk drive of my computer.

This is why I was offline for the week.

Quoted for reference. Walrein will rue the day he posted this.

Chomz · Jan 29th, 2012, 2:25:06 AM

I'm really sorry Acklow, but this game is a bit too experimental for me. COuld you sub me out? Again, very sorry.

Galladiator · Jan 29th, 2012, 9:05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Acklow

Walrein's explanation

So basically his mom caught him with his pants down, so to speak?

Cereza · Jan 29th, 2012, 11:22:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Chomz

I'm really sorry Acklow, but this game is a bit too experimental for me. COuld you sub me out? Again, very sorry.

baby

Daenym · Jan 29th, 2012, 12:41:32 PM

lynch Chomz

weak :/

and lynch Cereza for scolding him before I could

Acklow · Jan 29th, 2012, 4:26:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Chomz

I'm really sorry Acklow, but this game is a bit too experimental for me. COuld you sub me out? Again, very sorry.

Yet another person to want to sub out...
>.> (don't mind me, I'm not sad whatsoever)

Anyways, in place of Chomz, the person subbing in will be Walrein.

Walrein · Jan 29th, 2012, 4:30:38 PM

lynch Chomz

get back here and tell me what the hell you've been doing

Acklow · Jan 29th, 2012, 4:42:36 PM

Quote:

[3:28pm]Acklow: you want to sub out?
[3:28pm] Acklow: !!
[3:28pm] Acklow: o.O
[3:28pm] zorbees: yeah acklow
[3:28pm] Acklow: nnooooooooooooooooo
[3:28pm] Acklow: nooooooooooo
[3:28pm] zorbees: i am very sad
[3:28pm] Acklow: noooooooooooooo
[3:28pm] Acklow: nooooooooooo
[3:28pm] HD_AFK: this game confounds zorbees's little mind
[3:28pm] Acklow: noooooooooooooo
[3:28pm] Acklow: nooooooooooo

imperfectluck has subbed in for zorbees.

*sobs*

Walrein · Jan 29th, 2012, 5:04:01 PM

SRS BZNS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Acklow

Dear Walrein,
You are a Jelly Neocoustic.
Your Base HP is <snip>.

Let this jelly violate your space, and that obscene tentacle may start violating your HP!

Pins:
<snippety>

You are allied with the Noise. You win if you eliminate the Taboo Noise along with Joshua.

Noise claim to me so that we don't lose.

Jan 27th, 2012, 5:17:23 PM	#51
UllarWarlord Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,977 Hiding yo husbands	Lynch Metal Bagon Ditto's irc reasoning makes perfect sense. EDIT: LYNCH DITTO HE LIES ABOUT GRAPEFRUIT __________________ CAP ASB Team Pwnemon: i was raped by my left hand once <Ditto> It's not racism if I don't consider them people Last edited by UllarWarlord; Jan 27th, 2012 at 5:50:58 PM.

Jan 27th, 2012, 5:18:09 PM	#52
Acklow Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,978 Yoshino is Yoshino, and Yoshinon is Yoshinon!!	Cycle 1 Please listen to this as you read this update. The bustling streets. The sound of traffic. Shibuya is becoming active again. Let's look at how things are going at this time: A lynch on Spiffy is brought up by Daenym. UllarWarlord claims to be able to lynch everyone. Ditto asks everyone what their favorite pizza topping is. Quite a few people respond, most notably Steven Snype, who asks Ditto what his favorite sexual position is. Ditto curtly responds, "I like the cowgirl position." Upon hearing this, zorbees becomes as still as a statue, unable to say anything in response. Sir, a valiant but utterly clueless man decides that the world truly ended for him before it ended with him. Thus, Engineer Pikachu steps into his place, only to get shot at by angry looks. And it looks like MK Ultra is raging because he didn't get any presents for Christmas. The only question that remains, is will this thread derail into a 4m thread or will it utterly fail due to inactivity? The way you answer this is important to your survival in Shibuya!! It is now effectively Cycle 1! Cycle 1 ends in 72 Hours (on Monday the 30th)! __________________ This week's Avatar is from: Date a Live Last edited by Acklow; Jan 27th, 2012 at 5:51:02 PM.

Jan 27th, 2012, 5:53:39 PM	#53
Daenym Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 555	[17:52] <Ullar> I have mass lynch, remember? This is not a power I want running around the game >:( lynch UllarWarlord __________________ [15:11] <MK_Ultra> that kid is asking to be molested

Jan 27th, 2012, 5:55:46 PM	#54
Acklow Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,978 Yoshino is Yoshino, and Yoshinon is Yoshinon!!	Is it okay I want to lynch UllarWarlord as well? I mean, I'm a host, but I can have fun too, right? __________________ This week's Avatar is from: Date a Live

Jan 27th, 2012, 6:02:03 PM	#55
Daenym Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 555	no, hosting should not be fun. lynch Acklow too >:( __________________ [15:11] <MK_Ultra> that kid is asking to be molested

Jan 27th, 2012, 6:02:43 PM	#56
HD Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,354	[18:02] <~Acklow> I give HD permission to lynch UllarWarlord lynch UllarWarlord __________________ umbreon dan: i like huge dick <%billymills> is HD capt kirby? [16:47] <+Alchemator> imagining a claydol fapping is giving me great mirth [16:48] <+Alchemator> very erotic

Jan 27th, 2012, 6:05:06 PM	#57
Quagsires Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,127 Somewhere...	Lynch Acklow Have you seen any REAL host try to lynch? I think NOT! __________________ Credit to Bummerfor the avatar.

Jan 27th, 2012, 6:07:05 PM	#58
Daenym Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 555	lynch Quagsires lynch Engineer Pikachu bandwagoners >:O __________________ [15:11] <MK_Ultra> that kid is asking to be molested Last edited by Daenym; Jan 30th, 2012 at 1:36:24 PM.

Jan 27th, 2012, 6:09:44 PM	#59
Galladiator Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,874 Waiting for the winds of change to sweep the clouds away	Lynch HD Lynch Acklow Lynch Galladiator Wait no... __________________ 14:15 Ragnarokalex i do believe its time to hit some children with sticks

Jan 27th, 2012, 6:57:23 PM	#60
smashlloyd20 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,814 Erry day im HEAD SMASHING	lynch acklow __________________ Ten million fireflies

Jan 27th, 2012, 8:44:53 PM	#62
Daenym Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 555	counterlynch theangryscientist and lynch Galladiator too. self-lynching? what is this, RPS? :/ __________________ [15:11] <MK_Ultra> that kid is asking to be molested

Jan 27th, 2012, 8:46:50 PM	#63
Snike Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 43	SCREW YOU DAENYM THAT'S MY SCUMBUDDY COUNTER COUNTER LYNCH DAENYM

Jan 27th, 2012, 8:47:22 PM	#64
Flamestrike Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,582	Lynch Daenym, too much lynching imo Also lynch tas since now that I used bold he's lynching me so OMGUS And what the hell lynch Acklow because I can ^_^ __________________ Nuzlocke Thread! The latest update for my Diamond challenge is here CAP ASB Team

Jan 27th, 2012, 10:45:53 PM	#65
Chomz Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 416 hurr durr	this thread is lol __________________ rock-a-bye baby on the tree top when the wind blows the bass will drop bzzzzzzzwubwubwubwubwiggawiggapshhhhOHMYGODDDDDDDD

Jan 29th, 2012, 2:25:06 AM	#68
Chomz Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 416 hurr durr	I'm really sorry Acklow, but this game is a bit too experimental for me. COuld you sub me out? Again, very sorry. __________________ rock-a-bye baby on the tree top when the wind blows the bass will drop bzzzzzzzwubwubwubwubwiggawiggapshhhhOHMYGODDDDDDDD

Jan 29th, 2012, 12:41:32 PM	#71
Daenym Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 555	lynch Chomz weak :/ and lynch Cereza for scolding him before I could __________________ [15:11] <MK_Ultra> that kid is asking to be molested

Jan 29th, 2012, 4:30:38 PM	#73
Walrein Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,501 Texas, y'all	lynch Chomz get back here and tell me what the hell you've been doing __________________ <%minwu> happy feet, wombo combo, that ain't flacco Mafia players might be interested in this pun battle 2012