(Standard) Advance Wars Mafia (GAME OVER-IDS WINS!)

[Yeti]

SECRETSQUAD

[Infinity.Cypher]

It was great game; all teams were trolled hard

[auramaster]

SECRETSQUAD

the SECRETS they are everywhere

[Dummy007]

SECRETS

y u no public?

[Acklow]

I shall rage later.

[kingofkongs]

So apparently njiggles isn't retarded, he is just very good at making me very very angry

[Nightmare Jigglypuff]

And you thought I was inactive and stupid.

[smashlloyd20]

Inactive? Yes.

Stupid? Only partly.

[jumpluff*]

smashlloyd, no offence but are you gonna write a final update when you get the time? I'd like to see it and I'm sure the players would, especially since what happened isn't entirely clear. (I had it explained to me, but...)

[smashlloyd20]

Yeah I will do so shortly, had stuff to do after the final update last night

[jumpluff*]

Yay, thanks! Just wanted to check, I hope I didn't pester you. :)

[smashlloyd20]

So, you lynched off theangryscientist. He was very mad(bro).

Dear theangryscientist,
You are Lin.

The eternal second-in-command of the 12th Battalion, you specialize in espionage and situations involving Fog of War. You also manage to leave your midriff bare in a post-apocalyptic world and not die of rampant disease, a feat to be proud of. In the upcoming war, you’ve returned to once again fight for the Rubinelle forces.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Spy on <user>’. You will use your superior espionage skills to spy on <user> for one night, deducing their full role PM.

You are a Ranged attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Ranged unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Scan <user> with night-vision goggles’. You will use high-tech night vision goggles to spy on <user> for the night, deducing their full role PM. This inspection cannot be blocked or tampered with in any way.

You are allied with Rubinelle. You win if all threats are eliminated.

He was holding the Neotank.

Suddenly, a voice booms over the loudspeaker: "RUBINELLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!" Wait...

Before you can think, two things happen at once.

A very small teddy bear with a very large knife leaps at kingofkongs and assassinates him.

Dear kingofkongs,
You are Kindle.

I can’t really think of anything nice to say about you. You like urban areas. And insulting people. A lot. On the plus side, you’re a high-ranking Black Hole officer. In the upcoming war, you’ll obviously be fighting for the Black Hole; why would you fight for any of those other peasants?

You are too high and mighty for a normal CO Power. However, you know that you have a twin (slave) called Jugger. Certain actions directed to you will be redirected to Jugger, although you will not be informed of what these are.

You are a Air attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Air unit at any point in the game, at night you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Set up a city around <user1> and <user2>’. You will build a large city around <user1> overnight, confusing them into using their night action on <user2>.

You are allied with Black Hole. You win if all threats are eliminated.

"BLACK HOLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"

The radio transmission from RBG's death from forever ago has finally been completed. RaRe555 sits down to read it...

"It looks like a Bomber."

"That's impossible. No Bomber could be that big-"

Dear RaRe555,
You are Andy.

A young mechanic, you fought for Orange Star during its battles with the Black Hole Army. Naturally, you’ve decided to help out your homeworld, the Allied Nations, in this new conflict.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Build wall around <user>.’ You will use your genius mechanic skills to build a temporary wall around <user> for that night, protecting them from any outside influences; however, an especially determined killer will be able to find their way inside the wall.

You are a Direct attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Direct unit at any point in the game, at night you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Install turrets around <user>. You will set up defensive turrets around <user>, and anyone that attempts to kill <user> will be repelled by the turrets.

You are allied with the Allied Nations. You win if all threats are eliminated.

"ALLIED NATIONS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!"

Hold on here. auramaster was AN right?

OR WAS HE? Suddenly the teddy bear with the large knife jumps into his (or should I say HER) arms. She pulls off her disguise and cackles maniacally, "MR BEAR HATES YOU!"

Dear auramaster,
You are Penny.

One of the ‘daughters’ of Caulder, you are kind of a wackjob. Your best friend is a teddy bear nicknamed Mr. Bear, whom you talk to as if he were a real person. You heard a war was brewing and came to join in (only after discussing it with Mr. Bear, of course).

At night, you may send smashlloyd20 a PM titled ‘Night X - Distract <user> with Mr. Bear’. You will shove Mr. Bear in <user>’s face, destroying their composure while you steal any items they possess.

You are a Ranged attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Ranged unit at any point in the game, you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM at night to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Have Mr. Bear assasinate <user>’. You will order Mr. Bear to kill <user>, and being a highly skilled teddy bear, he will do so. However, he is also a temperamental teddy bear, and will only agree to kill somebody on every even night.

You are allied with IDS. You win if one of your allies is the last player surviving.

Next up was Yeti. She speaks into a hidden mike, "this toy is fun, daddy! Make me more!" She rips of her disguise and laughs, "FOOLZ THERE WAS NO TWIN TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"

Dear Yeti,
You are Tabitha.

One of the ‘daughters’ of Caulder, you enjoy killing things...and not much else. But whenever there’s fighting to be had you’ll be there, and this war is no exception.

Although you focus mostly on brute force, you also possess a modicum of stealth. At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Send infantry to spy on <user>. You will send a unit of infantry to spy on <user>, discovering their full role PM.

You are a Direct attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Direct unit at any point in the game, at night you may use your Super CO Power by sending a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Bomb <user> with the Great Owl’. You will call down the massive bomber know as the Great Owl to drop a full payload of bombs on your target, killing them. However, since a bomber as massive as the Great Owl takes time to refuel, you may only use this ability once every odd night.

You are allied with IDS. You win if one of your allies is the last player surviving.

She had the Duster (Air) and Rockets (Ranged).

Finally was loudkirbyking. He mutters "Who gives a damn about the rules of war, anyway?" He rips off his old-man disguise and roars, "IDS HAS EMERGED VICTORIOUS! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Dear loudkirbyking,
You are Caulder.

You are the main antagonist of Advance Wars: Days of Ruin and the head of the IDS. An insane, maniacal scientist with a cloning obsession, you almost took over the world but were stopped by the efforts of Will and the 12th Battalion. However, it turns out that Will only destroyed another clone of you. So now you’re back with the intent to take over everything.

You have a huge army of clones at your disposal. The first time you are targeted by a kill, one of your clones will take your place, keeping you in the game.

You do not favor any particular units, but you enjoy making others do your work for you. However, if your two daughters, Penny and Tabitha, are killed, you may use your CO Power by sending a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Send clones to attack <user>.’ You will send a small force of clones to attack and kill user.

You are allied with IDS. You win if one of your allies is the last player surviving.

He was holding the Battle Copter (Air), Missiles (Ranged), and Recon (Direct).

Good game, IDS wins with all three of its members surviving. Postgame will probably be up in a week or two.

[RaRe555]

un

fucking

believable

[smashlloyd20]

Hi guys

So now we have

POSTGAME AWARDS!! YOU CAN VOTE!!!

Vote for one user for each category.

AND HERE IS YOUR BALLOT!!!

Best Allied Nations:

Best Black Hole:

Best Rubinelle:

Best move:

Worst move:

Best luck:

Worst luck:

Funniest move:

Best quote:

MVP:

VOTE!!!

[Layell]

Hi I was clearly best BH

Awesome Quotes

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22:00 Layell anyways he seems a good first lynch
22:01 Paperblade so you don't know if he's not on your faction
22:01 Paperblade and are just taking someone's word for it?
22:01 Layell I am still pissed at him winning underground
22:01 Layell so easily
22:01 Paperblade ipl won underground and you aren't lynching him
22:01 Layell yeah but ging trolled the noise
22:02 Paperblade ic
22:02 Paperblade so you are going to kill someone who may be allied with you
22:02 Paperblade based on a previous game?
22:02 Layell I have reasons man
22:02 Paperblade but are they good reasons?
22:03 Layell well I teamed up with Walrein in Underground so you tell me if I have good judgement
22:03 Paperblade apparently not ;/

Layell don't worry sl20
Layell he is just
Layell LASHING OUT
Layell AH HA HA HA HA HA
Layell HA HA HA
imperfectluck I am just forseeing
imperfectluck another Underground mafia
imperfectluck lead a faction
imperfectluck die immediately
Layell as a rule let's not invite other users who lateclaim in
smashlloyd20 <Layell> don't worry sl20
smashlloyd20 <Layell> he is just
smashlloyd20 <Layell> LASHING OUT
smashlloyd20 <Layell> AH HA HA HA HA HA
smashlloyd20 <Layell> HA HA HA
smashlloyd20 you just won
smashlloyd20 no questions asked

worst luck is definitely having BH kill their bg because that player was a moron, I am not sure about the rest.

[Walrein]

Wow.

Walrein bashing in a game I subbed out of N0.

Layell daworst BH.

[smashlloyd20]

So are we actually gonna get any serious votes or....?

[theangryscientist]

given that any kind of good play was made totally irrelevant by the presence of a whole faction of pretty much inspect-proof moles, there really isn't any point

[smashlloyd20]

hahaha that is so far from true...just VOTE

also considering you actually COULD break the fake tas you really should not be talking

[theangryscientist]

yes, i could break it with one of the many indirect units my faction clearly was in possession of

[zorbees]

vote zorbees for best non-player

1.028k shoutout to jimmy fallon

[smashlloyd20]

tas are you trying to blame me for your faction having zero item control

and zorbees you can have that

really people vote

[Acklow]

Best Allied Nations: Acklow

Best Black Hole: pokemonrocks777 (YOU HAVE MY VOTE)

Best Rubinelle: cypher maybe?

Best move: RaRe555 moling Black Hole to the pits of Hell and back.

Worst move: Everyone moving past the stage of believing that there was a mole faction to believing the numbers were 8v8v8v1

Best luck: Fucking IDS

Worst luck: EVERYONE EXCEPT IDS

Funniest move: pokemonrocks777 thinking I was Black Hole

Best quote: What Paperblade posted (the logs of him and ipl)

MVP: Acklow

Used to be my vote for best logs

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Originally Posted by Fat Acklow vs. pokemonrocks777 log

Acklow: blackhole is lynching a rubinelle character
[2:44pm] Acklow: I think
[2:44pm] KHart2012: sorry still new
[2:45pm] Acklow: but you should wait
[2:45pm] Acklow: imo
[2:45pm] Acklow: and claim to whoever
[2:45pm] Acklow: had public claimed in the thread
[2:45pm] KHart2012: are you black
[2:46pm] KHart2012: true
[2:46pm] KHart2012: or allied
[2:46pm] Acklow: I haven't voted yet
[2:46pm] Acklow: so I guess I haven't made myself clear yet
[2:46pm] Acklow: I want to find out why people are lynching ginganinja though
[2:46pm] KHart2012: oh lol
[2:46pm] KHart2012: i know your in the black bte
[2:46pm] KHart2012: btw
[2:47pm] Acklow: really now?
[2:47pm] KHart2012: trust me i know
[2:47pm] KHart2012: sorry i know don't worry
[2:47pm] KHart2012: i'm on your team
[2:47pm] Acklow: oh, *whew*
[2:48pm] KHart2012: you are black cause you did not join allied
[2:48pm] KHart2012: i made that to trick them
[2:48pm] Acklow: lol yeah
[2:49pm] KHart2012: here do you want my cheat sheet
[2:49pm] KHart2012: i know whos good
[2:49pm] Acklow: sure I guess
[2:49pm] KHart2012: and whos bad
[2:49pm] Acklow: cordois@live.com
[2:49pm] KHart2012: bad being the bad team
[2:50pm] KHart2012: humanjalmontKOKand Paper are Badand yeti
[2:50pm] Acklow: mm
[2:50pm] Acklow: wait, yeti isn't playing

[theangryscientist]

Originally Posted by Fat smashlloyd20

tas are you trying to blame me for your faction having zero item control

no, i'm blaming you for making such a broken faction that the only way for them to be found out is for the stars to have aligned against them

[zorbees]

best move: me not joining