(Completed) Pwnemon vs Ice-eyes in the ASB arena (yet again), and I go insane!

[waterwarrior]

COME TO ME, 1V1 LC SINGLES, FOR I AM YOUR GOD!

Originally Posted by Fat Ice-eyes

1v1 LC Singles
ASB Arena
1 Day DQ
No recovery / 5 chills / 2 Subs
Training items only

Originally Posted by Fat Pwnemon

I'll drop my battle with Typon and take this instead (sorry but a flashy's not gonna work this weekend)

All abilities
switch = ok

And now, show me the minions that will do battle for my amusement!

Originally Posted by Fat Ice-eyes

Nidoran♂

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Nidoran♂ [Priam] (♂)

Nature: Naive (-SpD, +Spe)

Type: Poison
Poison: Poison STAB; immunity to Poison/Toxic, see and breath through smog/smokescreens/haze uninhibited. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus. Superior senses in urban settings.

Abilities:
Poison Point: (Can be disabled) This Pokemon’s spikes/quills/thorns are coated in poison, and there is a 30% chance of poisoning any foe that uses a contact attack on this Pokemon. When disabled, all of this Pokemon's attacks that inflict regular poison will inflict Toxic poison (with the same chance of effect).
Rivalry: (Innate) This Pokemon has a primal response to competition and mating, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its attacks by two (2) when it attacks an opponent of the same gender in the same Egg Group, and decreasing the power of all its attacks by two (2) when it faces an opponent of the opposite gender in the same Egg Group (Monster/Ground).
Hustle (DW): (Can be enabled) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste used lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 58 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12

EC: 2 / 9
MC: 0
DC: 2 / 5

Attacks:
Leer
Peck
Focus Energy
Tackle
Horn Attack
Double Kick
Poison Sting
Fury Attack
Helping Hand

Counter
Disable
Head Smash
Endure

Ice Beam
Thunderbolt
Sludge Bomb
Protect
Dig

Originally Posted by Fat Pwnemon

Embirch

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Embirch(*) Hot Potato (M)
Nature: Rash (+ SpA, - SpD)
Types: Grass / Fire
Grass: Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, 50% reduction in freeze chance, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or brushfire areas.

Abilities:
Leaf Guard: (Innate) In bright sunlight the Pokemon is surrounded by a faint green glow. The glow protects it from all permanent and temporary status conditions.
Battle Armor: (Innate) This Pokemon’s thick armor prevents it from taking critical hits.
Chlorophyll (DW): (Innate) During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 2
SpA: 4 (+)
SpD: 1 (-)
Spe: 50
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Sweet Scent (*)
Growth (*)
Absorb (*)
Ember (*)
Leech Seed (*)
Bullet Seed (*)
Flame Wheel (*)
Giga Drain (*)
Fire Spin(*)

Earth Power(*)
Counter(*)
Dragonbreath(*)

Sunny Day (*)
SolarBeam (*)
Fire Blast (*)

Gligar

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Gligar(*) Aerotoxin (F)
Nature: Impish (+ Def, -SpA)
Types: Ground / Flying
Ground: Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.
Flying: Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks outside extremely odd circumstances even for ground-based flying Pokemon. Enhanced aerial mobility. Superior senses in open air arenas.

Abilities:
Sand Veil: (Innate) This Pokemon is used to reacting in desert conditions and gets a 20% evasion boost during Sandstorms. Pokemon with this ability are immune to Sandstorm damage.
Hyper Cutter: (Innate) This Pokemon always keeps its claws/teeth/pincers extremely sharp, and thus cannot have its attack reduced.
Immunity (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon’s body has an immensely strong immune response to venom and does not take poison damage when Poisoned. Toxic Poisoning will not do damage, however it will continue getting more severe.

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 3
Def: 5 (+)
SpA: 1 (-)
SpD: 3
Spe: 85
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Poison Sting(*)
Sand Attack(*)
Harden(*)
Knock Off(*)
Quick Attack(*)
Fury Cutter(*)
Faint Attack(*)

Counter(*)
Cross Poison(*)
Night Slash(*)

Toxic(*)
Earthquake(*)
Taunt(*)

send three, pick one, right?

i only have two

Begin this match at once!

Pwnemon chooses his Pokemon and actions
Ice-eyes makes his actions
I rule from the heavens

[Pwnemon]

Imma have to go with Gligar here, rut roh, both of my pokemon are weak to Nidoran.

Earthquake ~ Taunt ~ Earthquake

[Ice-eyes]

Equipping Nidoran with Exp Share.

Counter --> Ice Beam --> Counter

[waterwarrior]

MWAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Use your strongest moves! Kill each other!

Pre-Round stats:

HP: 90
EN: 100

Aerotoxin
HP: 100
EN: 100

Oh, I am sooo delightfully insane~

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Action 1
Earthquake -> Priam (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit, 1/16 crit) 2 = no crit
(10+3+(5-2)1.5)(1.5) = 26.25 DMG

Counter -> Aerotoxin (15 EN)
(26.25x1.5) = 39.375 DMG

Action 2
Taunt -> Priam (10 EN)
Priam was taunted!

Ice Beam -> Aerotoxin (7 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 16 = no crit
RNG roll (to freeze, <=10 freeze) 64 = no freeze
(10+(2-3)1.5)(2.25) = 19.125 DMG

Action 3
Earthquake -> Priam (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 10 = no crit
(10+3+(5-2)1.5)(1.5) = 26.25 DMG

Counter -> Aerotoxin (15 EN)
(26.25x1.5) = 39.375 DMG

Ahahahahaha! Goood! Yeessss! Shake the ground beneath you Aerotoxin! Deal your massive damage to Priam! Eh-? EVEN BETTER! Yes Priam, use your massive fist to counter that attack completely! Send that Gligar to the ground!!

Oh, what's this? Aerotoxin's cursing out Priam? How amusing! Too bad Taunt won't stop Counter! HAHAHAHA! Yes Priam, use your beam of ice! Hit him with your 4x effective attack!

Oh Aerotoxin, do you EVER learn? I do love it when you shake the ground, leaving Priam with so little health, but it is to be expected that his Counter will almost bring you to the verge of fainting! Good luck overcoming this one Pwnemon! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pre-Round stats:

HP: 37
EN: 63

Aerotoxin
HP: 2
EN: 78

In sane words, this is the shortest match I have ever reffed...

[Ice-eyes]

Disregarding the ref's psychotic break... :P

Ice Beam --> Ice Beam --> Ice Beam

[Pwnemon]

Earthquake earthquake earthquake

Go go crit go

[waterwarrior]

Hmm... Hax would be irrelevant here... SO EVERYTHING SHALL NOW HAX! HAHAHA!

Pre-Round stats:

HP: 37
EN: 63

Aerotoxin
HP: 2
EN: 78

Hax is what makes the game fun!

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Action 1
Earthquake -> Priam (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 1 = crit
(10+3+3+(5-2)1.5)(1.5) = 30.75 DMG

Ice Beam -> Aerotoxin (7 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 1 = crit
RNG roll (to freeze) 1 = freeze
(10+3+(2-3)1.5)(2.25) = 25.875 DMG
Aerotoxin fainted!

Shake the ground once again, Aerotoxin! Bring total tectonic destruction to the land! Score that critical hit on Priam! THE FUN HAS JUST BEEN DOUBLED! Now Priam, decimate the opposition with your Ice Beam! Bring him all the way to the ground! Freeze him to the core! Score a critical hit! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES! We have a fatality and a winner! HUZZAH!

Post-Round stats:

HP: 6
EN: 56

Aerotoxin
HP: -24
EN: KO

Rewards!

Ice-eyes gets a win and 2 CC!
Priam gets 1 EC, 3 MC (+1 from Exp. Share), 1 DC, and 1 KOC (geez, just evolve already...)

Pwnemon gets a loss and 2 CC!
Aerotoxin gets 1 EC, 2 MC, and 1 DC

The next patient in Nurse Ratched's ward gets 3 UC!

Good game to the both of you!