(Expert) No-Playerlist Mafia - Game Over: Assassins and Unclesam win

[Layell]

Posting logs a month later is the cool thing to do:


Blue_Tornado: what is your allegiance
Layell: I'm Batman
Blue_Tornado: yes you've made that clear enough
Blue_Tornado: what is your wc
Layell: invisible but I need to kill the Joker
Layell: or have him die
Layell: since I don't kill
Layell: since I'm batman
Blue_Tornado: then i can't help you in any particular way
Layell: well you could
Layell: if you were the Joker
Layell: you could die

Spiffy: jeez why is everyone being such jerks
Spiffy: Itt
Layell: DON'T CALL ME A JERK
Layell: MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAADDDDDD
daletterel: You're a jerk
daletterel: (i know)

This might have been the 2nd day I was itg I can't remember

Layell: Hello Paperblade it's Batman
Layell: what is the plan for today?
Paperblade: no idea
Paperblade: if everyone just found nigs I'm gonna lynch a random person who I don't have info on
Layell: man those nigers are really annoying
Layell: holy shit
Layell: oops

[askaninjask]

Since this game will never have a bona fide postgame, I figure I'll let you guys see some of the quotes from the first few nights.

Pregame:

[00:40] <Ditto> I wanna be in NPL Mafia
[00:40] <Ditto> and I wanna be on Eep's team! goddamnit

[22:58:44] <WildEep> as I said, I'd like to be not on the player list

Rough.

Game Start:
billymills started out with a third of the Machine Part, which was given to him with two out of every 3 letters missing. However, billymills decided that he would attempt to deduce the true identity of his item before seeing the other two. The journey begins...

[19:58:37] <billymills> I bet I can solve the last two words
[19:58:41] <billymills> because I have the starting letter
[19:58:56] <billymills> though the letters I have are two vowels and a consonant
[19:59:00] <billymills> so it may be difficult
[19:59:18] <billymills> http://www.wordbyletter.com/words_st...?q=a&letters=7
[19:59:19] <billymills> lol
[19:59:28] <askaninjask> hah
[20:00:47] <billymills> I just need to remember how to parse
[20:00:53] <billymills> without relying on forte or jumpluff
...
[21:01:01] <billymills> 1357 words
[21:01:08] <billymills> have 7 letters and start with a
[21:01:12] <billymills> I only got 'abusage'
[21:05:27] <billymills> sabellian abuse
[21:05:29] <billymills> err
[21:05:33] <billymills> sabellian abusage
[21:05:38] <billymills> I think this script is not working
...
[21:20:03] <billymills> man I really hope it does turn out to be
[21:20:07] <billymills> cabala sabellian abusage

Spoiler alert: it doesn't end up being cabala sabellian abusage.

He does do remarkably well, though, until at the end of the night he has figured out all but two words.

[22:06:48] <billymills> You are holding the __c__n_ _a__. This item is useless on its own, but perhaps if you combine it with the other two __c__n_ _a__s, it can create something awesome.
[22:08:14] <billymills> I think it's ancient something
[22:08:41] <billymills> I'll go with
[22:08:43] <billymills> ancient tacos
[22:08:49] <billymills> until I have reason to believe otherwise.
[22:09:00] <billymills> this probably means rey has one of the other two

Expect Ancient Tacos to be featured as items in all future askaninjask games.

[20:22:39] <jalmont> is this calculus
[20:22:44] <askaninjask> or is this dancer?

I'm not ashamed to post a selfie.

[13:29] <Paperblade> if Unclesam's logic participated in the Olympics
[13:29] <Paperblade> he would definitely be on the long jump team

Yes, but is he more or less dense than a black hole?

In Bass's first quiz, you made it to the next round if you got every question wrong. One of the questions was for the correct value of the solar constant.

<askaninjask> so then i answer 50703 to every question
<askaninjask> god i hope that's not the solar constant

Man these selfies are REALLY tacky. I should probably stop posting them.

These next couple of quotes stand on their own.

[8:19pm] zorbees: i have heard
[8:19pm] zorbees: that fatecrasher's trip to china was all a ruse so no one would think he was itg
[8:20pm] zorbees: in fact
[8:20pm] zorbees: i read that in the papers
[8:20pm] lynne: haha

[23:22] <Paperblade> you know what sucks
[23:22] <Paperblade> is when I'm busy and don't want to talk to people
[23:22] <Paperblade> I don't wanna be like
[23:22] <Paperblade> "I'm watching FMA sorry"
[23:22] <Paperblade> because they might think like
[23:22] <Daenym> XD
[23:22] <Paperblade> "Why is he watching FMA"
[23:22] <Paperblade> "IS HE THE ALCHEMIST"

Alright, don't expect any more. This is it.