(Standard) Sinking Submarine Mafia: Postgame

[HD]

walrein is butthurt and is only out for his own interests. when he wins, he will leave you behind - just look at 360. the blame popularly falls on me, but by the time i realized walrein offered no contingency plan to everyone on his team left, i had already won.

i am only seeking out the people i, and my allies, need dead. i am also offering far more information and protection then walrein.

FOR HD

edit: pokemonrocks is being a dick - keep in mind i don't need him dead, but he refuses to lynch with me!

he is Darth Vader

he needs to kill Dark Helmet, Adrian Monk, and the Firekeeper

tsktsk, so rude

[Jalmont]

Originally Posted by Fat Infinity.Cypher

Petrify Terra

It's in the pattern you see

Kitten
Kitten
Kitten
Kitten
Terra
Terra
Terra
Kitten
Kitten
Kitten
Kitten

its not a pattern when you make up the order you twat

eta HD will stab you in the back unless you are in his inner circle

ps HD tell me something i dont know

[pokemonrocks777]

MAN this game IS getting all my Nerves with LIES...


Alittle More from the ManGina

[21:29:12] Common channels with HD_AFK: #submarine
[21:29:12] <HD_AFK> are you certain
[21:29:17] <HD_AFK> you want to go down this path?
[21:29:22] <HD_AFK> once i send out the information
[21:29:25] <HD_AFK> i can't take it back
[21:29:47] <Pokemonrocks777> GO FOR IT Idk
[21:29:52] <Pokemonrocks777> IDC

[Walrein]

Originally Posted by Fat HD

walrein is butthurt and is only out for his own interests. when he wins, he will leave you behind - just look at 360. the blame popularly falls on me, but by the time i realized walrein offered no contingency plan to everyone on his team left, i had already won.

i am only seeking out the people i, and my allies, need dead. i am also offering far more information and protection then walrein.

FOR HD

When I left 360, I told my teammates exactly who they needed to kill and what their aliases were. I also left instructions to the kingmaker neutrals to vote with my allies. Unfortunately, the kingmaker neutrals decided to dick them over. I had a contingency plan - it was simply screwed over by stupid neutrals.

HD was described in 360's postgame as "the most underhanded and manipulative player in the game". Is this the user you want to place all your trust in?

edit: by stupid neutrals I mean designwise it was a stupid concept (sorry Spoon don't godkill me pls)

[Dummy007]

^As the member of Walrein's 360 alliance most wrecked by the kingmakers, I can attest that the above is completely true.

[Infinity.Cypher]

Originally Posted by Fat Jalmont

its not a pattern when you make up the order you twat

eta HD will stab you in the back unless you are in his inner circle

ps HD tell me something i dont know

there is a pattern

It's just that some idiot decides to break the pattern

Then I get furious and rage inside

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Fat Spiffy

Vote Kitten

THE PATTERNS, THEY BREAK RJKGSHDFFDVLKDEHGSOREIHGBEDS

[Spiffy]

Vote Terra

[ginganinja]

Vote Terra PussyGalore (Kitten in case ppl like Spiffy don't get it)

[General Spoon]

I need somebody not terrible to sub.

EDIT: or not

[Metal Bagon]

I forgot to post my "Oh no I died" post.

Oh no I died.

I always get the short straw both url (literally) and on he internet (metaphorically). In game with neutrals only I got a role that restores HP that I can't use on myself :(.

[RaRe555]

lynch terra

[Ace Emerald]

lynch terra

[imperfectluck]

Hi guys can someone fill me in please

[MrcRanger97]

IM DEAD YAY
Hope anyone but HD wins this.....
All I know is that Rapidash has 18HP.
HAVE FUN!
Lynch Rapidash for kicks ! :)

[Dogfish44]

Voter for sale!

Lynch Rapidash

[General Spoon]

Deadline

[General Spoon]

Today was a depressing day. Repairs were made on the air purification system all day, and it still is not repaired. To make matters worse, zorbees and Spiffy have determined that the air purification system is on the verge of failure. Repairs on it will need to continue non-stop.

As if the thought of suffocating to death wasn’t depressing enough, Ace Emerald took inventory of the food and water stores. The food that was kept fresh by the refrigeration systems has begun to spoil, and there is very little drinkable water left.

The battery’s charge is currently at 54%. Despite how quickly its power is being depleted, nobody can be pulled away from repairing the air purification system to repair the reactor. Will you fix the air purification system only for everything to fail when the battery runs dry?

Today’s public beating will be special, as it will be the first public beating to employ chains. Contested as always, a clear victor emerged, as was the case will all preceding beatings. This victor, or rather loser, was Terra (its from Final Fantasy VI you twats so stop asking). He dies underneath your furious assault:

Dear Terra,
You are Blue Eyes Toon Dragon.

Created when Maximilian Pegasus sucked one of Seto Kaiba’s Blue Eyes White Dragon into Toon World, you are a cutesy, small cartoon representation of an actual Blue Eyes White Dragon.

At any time you may send General Spoon and theangryscientist a PM titled “CX - Ask Pegasus about <alias>.” Staring into the depths of <alias>’s soul, Pegasus will tell you how much HP <alias> has left at the end of this cycle.

Because you can attack Life Points directly, your attack will ignore any “bodyguard” type roles who may be protecting your target.

Max HP: 18
Attack: 3

You win if you are alive when Theodore Roosevelt, Firekeeper and Harman Smith are dead.

He was, of course, MrcRanger97.

Several things happened once MrcRanger97. Village Leader UncleSam joined the game, alias Zebu went missing and is kidnapped, and a computer monitor is displaying a bizarrely specific message:

L. Ron Hubbard's alias is within 4 slots of Domino (including Domino itself) on the list of aliases, arranged alphabetically.

But that is not all. When Layell goes to the washroom, he discovers the body of Rapidash in the shower. Rapidash was:

Dear Rapidash,
You are Sarah Palin.

The running mate of Republican John McCain in the 2008 U.S. presidential election, you were once governor of Alaska. Unable to get enough of the spotlight, you have a show on The Learning Channel.

Because of your inexplicable popularity, your vote towards lynches will count as 4. However, your novelty will soon wear off. As a result, your vote will decrease by 1 every time one of your enemies dies.

While 0 of your enemies are dead, your vote will count as what you place it for, because all of the media coverage you are getting will make it impossible for somebody to “misplace” your vote. However, this will no longer apply once at least 1 of your enemies is dead, as some of the media will have gotten bored and gone home by then.

Max HP: 18
Attack: 3

You win if you are alive when L. Ron Hubbard, Batman and Dr. Claw are dead.

He was known as Infinity.Cypher.

It is now Cycle 3. Deadline is Wednesday at 9:30 PM CST.

[HD]

lynch Garage

[Layell]

lynch kitten, because I forgot to neuter my cat.

or just get a new garage

[Aura Guardian]

Lynch Sudan down with kidnapping!

[Ace Emerald]

lynch sudan
nevermind X2

[Jalmont]

ATTENTION PEOPLE ITG

I ask all of you to place careful consideration when deciding your vote. I ask this because I am sure some of you will want to go along with HD because "I can win that way", or "I am scared he will reveal my information." Friends, I highly suggest you do not comply to his demands.

Consider this case study:
User Ranger97 joined the game hoping that somehow he could turn out a victor. He quickly found out that he and HD needed a common enemy dead! Ranger wanted to attach himself to someone he knew he could trust and win the game with. Sadly, this would not be the case. He made the mistake of working with him and lynched with him on C0. This decision turned out to be the downfall of Ranger as on C2 HD, with no reason to hurt Ranger, backstabbed him and lynched him, ending any hope or chance Ranger had of winning.

Why does this story relate to you, you might ask? Friends I tell you this: All you have to do his substitute some user names and cycle numbers, and this could be you. HD didn't have to do this. In fact, they had a common enemy. So you may ask why did HD lynch Ranger? The fact of the matter is, Ranger had become expendable. No use for him, with his the lynch being tied up. Ranger was unneeded and so his death was necessary to keep his allies on his side.

And for those in HD's inner circle, I must ask: Does HD really have your best interest as heart? We have seen how quick he is to backstab friends. I would not at all be shocked if HD is simply playing to win as quickly as possible leaving the rest of you stranded. Or maybe you will be ditched aside in order to secure someone else's vote? Think about it.

At last I leave with you some quotes.

[18:50] <+HD_AFK> i can assure you
[18:50] <+HD_AFK> that i will end up backstabbing you

[16:42] <+HD_AFK> I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS
What about Ranger eh HD?

Originally Posted by Fat HD

and i don't need to wait until late game to backstab you, be wary at all times

As a final note, here is a message from someone who is still for some reason allying himself with HD.

<snip> im simply voting with his becuase id prefer not the be revealed. and that we share an enemy so soon enough he will hit my enemy

See Case Study above.

<snip> HD is a dick. and idgaf about him

Saying such things about a supposed "ally"?

<snip> i only have to vote with him one more cycle, and harman smith will be dead.

Do you really think this will happen?
I ask that this person, who I have purposelly left anonymous, carefully consider his position with HD.

Please think carefully about allying with this proven liar, cutthroat, and backstabbing tyrant. Thank you for your time in reading this.

[General Spoon]

tl;dr

[Infinity.Cypher]

[Jalmont]

generalspoon sux tbh

so this post isnt a complete waste of space

vote Garage