The No Johns Tournament II - Round 4

***Iconic**** · May 8th, 2012, 12:13:15 AM

The No Johns Tournament II
Approved by ME

A cheap excuse for losing, missing a recovery, being hit by an attack, or any number of unfavorable events in Smash. It is a statement or action that detracts from the validity or quality of a competition (or its implied significance), irrespective of truth.

Tournament Rules:

General tournament rules and regulations can be found here.
Standard OU - Singles
Best of one
Single elimination
The banlists for this tournament are the same as for the ladders of the Smogon University server of Pokemon Online.
No, absolutely any circumstances, johns.
Do not join this tournament unless you visit the forums every day and are extremely active, as shortened deadlines mean activity is crucial.

Battle Clauses:

Evasion Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Species Clause
Timed Battle
Wifi Clause
Team Preview

Deadline:

All battles must be complete by Thursday, May 10th at 11:59 p.m. EST. The three Round 3 matches have until midnight EST tonight to do their games. Extensions will only be awarded for extremely extenuating circumstances. To hopefully help players schedule their matches, I've linked every participant's user profile in the matchups. Send your opponent a VM or PM as soon as you read this. I'm going to be extremely liberal with activity wins and coin flips. Good luck, and remember, no johns!

dragonuser vs Malekith
HellPowna vs badabing
199 Lives vs Cicada
xtrashine vs BKC
[K-12] The Madchine vs D4RR3N
AlphaJolt vs KnightOfTheWind
Funkasaurus vs ENZ0
Marshall.Law vs toshimelonhead

199 Lives · May 8th, 2012, 3:07:05 AM

Messaged Cicada

WhiteQueen · May 8th, 2012, 7:16:50 AM

i scheduled another time with toshimelonhead. i aint gonna lose because of some gay salad tossing

Cicada · May 8th, 2012, 7:20:24 AM

Won against 199 Lives in a gg

199 Lives · May 8th, 2012, 7:21:55 AM

^^ gg

HellPowna · May 8th, 2012, 9:17:24 AM

in contact ^^

BKC · May 8th, 2012, 9:38:46 AM

pokebasket hasn't been on for 3 days so i vm'd xtrashine

D4RR3N · May 8th, 2012, 10:50:28 AM

contacted k12, will probably be battling tomorrow

**dragonuser** · May 8th, 2012, 6:27:18 PM

i won against ifm

gg man

will contact malekith soon

toshimelonhead · May 8th, 2012, 6:40:59 PM

Won in a very haxy game in my favor... "gg"

WhiteQueen · May 8th, 2012, 6:41:01 PM

i lost, gg

toshimelonhead · May 8th, 2012, 6:59:20 PM

Thursday, May 9th at 11:59 p.m. EST

...May 9th is a Wednesday...

**dragonuser** · May 8th, 2012, 7:19:38 PM

lost gg ^^

[K-12] The Madchine · May 8th, 2012, 7:22:18 PM

I VM´d D4RR3N. He is Off now.
Activity post.

Malekith · May 8th, 2012, 7:22:56 PM

Won vs dragonuser, GG!

AlphaJolt · May 9th, 2012, 12:14:54 AM

Left a VM for KOTW.

***Iconic**** · May 9th, 2012, 1:45:38 AM

woops completely forgot to post but BKC has been awarded the r3 activity win over his opponent, johnbasket

GET YOUR MATCHES DONE

badabing · May 9th, 2012, 9:27:57 AM

i contact him but bs time zone

D4RR3N · May 9th, 2012, 9:43:34 AM

k12 told me he would be able to battle like 3 hours ago in the vm we exchanged yesterday, but he never turned up. activity post.

BKC · May 9th, 2012, 9:44:41 AM

i losed to xtra gg and gl

xtrashine · May 9th, 2012, 9:44:52 AM

won vs BKC ,gg,

toshimelonhead · May 9th, 2012, 4:24:13 PM

Won against Marshall.Law in one of the most exciting matches I've had all year. Great game.

Marshall.Law · May 9th, 2012, 4:30:38 PM

gg

[K-12] The Madchine · May 9th, 2012, 6:11:27 PM

D4RR3N VM:

Quote:

eh, i wont be able to play tomorrow lol. i was waiting for you earlier today around 5 pm my time cuz you told me you can play, but heh. i can't get on tomorrow due to bs tests and shit...

I said you to battle today about your 5/6 PM, and I have been online yesterday and today... and probably tomorrow.
Sorry man, but I´m being active... You try to play tomorrow, please. Is the last day and I want play ^^U

D4RR3N · May 9th, 2012, 6:46:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat [K-12] The Madchine

D4RR3N VM:

I said you to battle today about your 5/6 PM, and I have been online yesterday and today... and probably tomorrow.
Sorry man, but I´m being active... You try to play tomorrow, please. Is the last day and I want play ^^U

ive been on since 4 my time lol, when i saw u on like 12 my time, u said u cant play. i really cant play on thursday unless u can get on really early, like before 5 pm my time.

edit: besides, ive also been on whole day on tuesday, in which u told me u cant battle, i dont really think ur more active then me tbh...

May 8th, 2012, 12:13:15 AM	#1
*Iconic Super Moderator** Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,801 Canadaland Mentor	The No Johns Tournament II - Round 4 The No Johns Tournament II Approved by ME Sign-Ups \| Round 1 \| Round 2 \| Round 3 john \|jän\| noun, verb, johned, johning A cheap excuse for losing, missing a recovery, being hit by an attack, or any number of unfavorable events in Smash. It is a statement or action that detracts from the validity or quality of a competition (or its implied significance), irrespective of truth. Tournament Rules: General tournament rules and regulations can be found here. Standard OU - Singles Best of one Single elimination The banlists for this tournament are the same as for the ladders of the Smogon University server of Pokemon Online. No, absolutely any circumstances, johns. Do not join this tournament unless you visit the forums every day and are extremely active, as shortened deadlines mean activity is crucial. Battle Clauses: Evasion Clause OHKO Clause Sleep Clause Species Clause Timed Battle Wifi Clause Team Preview Deadline: All battles must be complete by Thursday, May 10th at 11:59 p.m. EST. The three Round 3 matches have until midnight EST tonight to do their games. Extensions will only be awarded for extremely extenuating circumstances. To hopefully help players schedule their matches, I've linked every participant's user profile in the matchups. Send your opponent a VM or PM as soon as you read this. I'm going to be extremely liberal with activity wins and coin flips. Good luck, and remember, no johns! dragonuser vs Malekith HellPowna vs badabing 199 Lives vs Cicada xtrashine vs BKC [K-12] The Madchine vs D4RR3N AlphaJolt vs KnightOfTheWind Funkasaurus vs ENZ0 Marshall.Law vs toshimelonhead __________________ ◠‿◠ Last edited by Iconic; May 11th, 2012 at 11:10:34 AM.

May 8th, 2012, 3:07:05 AM	#2
199 Lives Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 291	Messaged Cicada __________________ nitro

May 8th, 2012, 7:16:50 AM	#3
WhiteQueen Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,390	i scheduled another time with toshimelonhead. i aint gonna lose because of some gay salad tossing __________________ You must not know me very well. My mad face and my happy face are the same.

May 8th, 2012, 7:21:55 AM	#5
199 Lives Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 291	^^ gg __________________ nitro

May 8th, 2012, 6:40:59 PM	#10
toshimelonhead Raising Whitney's Miltank Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 886 Snowpoint City	Won in a very haxy game in my favor... "gg" __________________ 01[21:11] <@toshimelonhead> nova you are one lucky son of a gun [21:11] <@Novaray> hahahahaha [21:11] <@durrr> whys he lucky [21:12] <@Colchonero> maybe he got a date with jason's cousin [21:12] <@Novaray> LOL 01[21:12] <@toshimelonhead> rofl [21:13] <@durrr> HAHAHAHHA gtfo shes mine

May 8th, 2012, 7:20:24 AM	#4
Cicada radical dreamer Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 365 France	Won against 199 Lives in a gg

May 8th, 2012, 9:17:24 AM	#6
HellPowna Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 734 Haunter's Farm	in contact ^^

May 8th, 2012, 9:38:46 AM	#7
BKC Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,313	pokebasket hasn't been on for 3 days so i vm'd xtrashine

May 8th, 2012, 10:50:28 AM	#8
D4RR3N Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 762	contacted k12, will probably be battling tomorrow

May 8th, 2012, 6:27:18 PM	#9
dragonuser I don't want to fight them again. No matter how many lives I've got, it wouldn't be enough. Moderator Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,346 Mentor	i won against ifm gg man will contact malekith soon

May 8th, 2012, 6:41:01 PM	#11
WhiteQueen Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,390	i lost, gg __________________ You must not know me very well. My mad face and my happy face are the same.

May 8th, 2012, 6:59:20 PM	#12
toshimelonhead Raising Whitney's Miltank Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 886 Snowpoint City	Thursday, May 9th at 11:59 p.m. EST ...May 9th is a Wednesday... __________________ 01[21:11] <@toshimelonhead> nova you are one lucky son of a gun [21:11] <@Novaray> hahahahaha [21:11] <@durrr> whys he lucky [21:12] <@Colchonero> maybe he got a date with jason's cousin [21:12] <@Novaray> LOL 01[21:12] <@toshimelonhead> rofl [21:13] <@durrr> HAHAHAHHA gtfo shes mine

May 8th, 2012, 7:19:38 PM	#13
dragonuser I don't want to fight them again. No matter how many lives I've got, it wouldn't be enough. Moderator Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,346 Mentor	lost gg ^^

May 8th, 2012, 7:22:18 PM	#14
[K-12] The Madchine Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 323 Madrid, Spain	I VM´d D4RR3N. He is Off now. Activity post.

May 8th, 2012, 7:22:56 PM	#15
Malekith Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 861 Spain	Won vs dragonuser, GG!

May 9th, 2012, 12:14:54 AM	#16
AlphaJolt Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,674 Minnesota	Left a VM for KOTW. __________________ ASB Profile [19:35:22] <@Charmander> alphajolt just has the worst luck [19:35:22] <@Charmander> like [19:35:35] <@Charmander> his luck is worse than prem's lc abilities [03:49:23]<toshimelonhead> jolteon's shiny looks like gf pissed on the normal one

May 9th, 2012, 1:45:38 AM	#17
*Iconic Super Moderator** Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,801 Canadaland Mentor	woops completely forgot to post but BKC has been awarded the r3 activity win over his opponent, johnbasket GET YOUR MATCHES DONE __________________ ◠‿◠

May 9th, 2012, 9:27:57 AM	#18
badabing breathes in shadow Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 753	i contact him but bs time zone __________________ who is this character

May 9th, 2012, 9:43:34 AM	#19
D4RR3N Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 762	k12 told me he would be able to battle like 3 hours ago in the vm we exchanged yesterday, but he never turned up. activity post.

May 9th, 2012, 9:44:41 AM	#20
BKC Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,313	i losed to xtra gg and gl

May 9th, 2012, 9:44:52 AM	#21
xtrashine Admiral Kizaru Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 486	won vs BKC ,gg, __________________ <%xtra> What kind of name is Eo Mortus?? <%xtra> Looks like it was from a 3rd world country Imported <%xtra> He isnt famous as xtranus, you'll find him in the forest <%xtra> He has a long face, like some horses <%xtra> In college he takes the easiest courses <%xtra> So he can get on smogon without having his timed shorted <%xtra> If he farted in england, it wouldnt be farted it would be forted <%xtra> So let me get this sorted <%xtra> Im the best, dear Eo Ut Mortus.

May 9th, 2012, 4:24:13 PM	#22
toshimelonhead Raising Whitney's Miltank Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 886 Snowpoint City	Won against Marshall.Law in one of the most exciting matches I've had all year. Great game. __________________ 01[21:11] <@toshimelonhead> nova you are one lucky son of a gun [21:11] <@Novaray> hahahahaha [21:11] <@durrr> whys he lucky [21:12] <@Colchonero> maybe he got a date with jason's cousin [21:12] <@Novaray> LOL 01[21:12] <@toshimelonhead> rofl [21:13] <@durrr> HAHAHAHHA gtfo shes mine

May 9th, 2012, 4:30:38 PM	#23
Marshall.Law Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 332 We gotta power	gg