(Completed) SubwayJ vs Dummy007 in an eggs-cellent battle (wow, I'm worse than Alch!)

[Objection]

Originally Posted by Fat SubwayJ

4v4 LC Doubles
Easter Arena!
2 Day DQ
Infinite Recoveries/Chills
2 Subs

Easter Arena

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The Regular ASB arena has been filled with Easter Eggs!!
All attacks instead of having a chance of a critical hit have a chance of uncovering an Easter Egg (find chance is still boosted by certain attacks and super luck). The egg has chance of being any of the following.

Chocolate Egg 30% - Recovers 20 Energy
Pokemon Egg 30%- The Pokemon will hatch at the end of the round (RNG for random first stage mon) and the finder will be able to use it in battle for the next round (Level Up moves only)
Egg Bomb 30% - The finder can throw it at an opposing Pokemon for damage (equivalent of using egg bomb with no energy loss)
Lucky Egg 10% - This Pokemon gains the ability super luck for the remainder of the battle and can use ANY MOVE (except sketch) on action 1 of the next round

Originally Posted by Fat Dummy007

AWESOME

Switch = KO
Items = On
Abilities = All

Team SubwayJ

Bejeweled the Clamperl

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Bejeweled the Clamperl (F)

Nature: Rash (+SpAtk, -SpDef)

Type: Water

Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.


Abilities:

Shell Armor: (Innate) This Pokemon’s thick, bony outer shell prevents it from taking critical hits.
Rattled: (DW-LOCKED) (Innate) These Pokemon are more easily frightened by Ghost-, Bug-, and Dark-typed attacks and will raise their Speed by one (1) stage when struck by attacks of those types. A boost gained this way by an opponent's attack will be maintained at the end of each round. Self-targeted attacks do not maintain boosts.

Stats: (Rash Nature)

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4(+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 32
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 15


EC: 3/6

MC: 1

DC: 3/5

Moves:

Clamp
Water Gun
Whirlpool
Iron Defense
Shell Smash

Aqua Ring
Brine
Confuse Ray

Ice Beam
Rest
Scald
Surf
Hidden Power Grass (7)

Angry Birds the Monohm

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Angry Birds the Monohm (M)
Nature: Modest (+Sp Atk, -Atk)

Type: Electric/Dragon

Electric: Electric STAB; 50% reduction in paralysis chance from other electrical attacks, perfect accuracy and 30% chance of Protect breaking Thunder during Rain. Superior senses in power plant environments.
Dragon: Dragon STAB; More in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Hyper Beam and Giga Impact without losing focus.

Abilities:

Shield Dust: (Innate) This pokemon has dust covering the outside of its body that prevents opponents secondary effects from taking place (eg burn from Flamethrower). It does not block direct status moves (such as Thunder Wave.)
Static: (Innate) This pokemon’s body is surrounded by an electric field that has a 30% chance of paralyzing opponents that use contact moves on this pokemon.
Overcoat (DW-Locked): (Innate) This Pokemon has a sturdy exterior that rebuffs the elements, making it immune to damage inflicted by bad weather. If the Pokemon is already immune to at least one (1) kind of weather by typing or a different ability, Overcoat reduces the Base Attack Power of all oncoming attacks by one(1).

Stats: (Modest Nature)

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 14

EC 3/9
MC 0
DC 2/5

Moves:

Tackle
Growl
Twister
Dragon Rage
Charge
Thundershock
Rain Dance
Sonicboom
Hurricane
Slack Off
Weather Ball
Dragon Pulse

Heal Bell
Hydro Pump
Power Gem

Flamethrower
Thunder
Substitute

Monopoly the Poliwag

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Monopoly the Poliwag (M)
Nature: Mild (+Sp Atk, - Def)

Type: Water

Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Abilities

Water Absorb: (Innate) This Pokemon absorbs water attacks and instead of taking damage from them, recovering 50% of the damage the water attack would have done. A Pokemon that attacks itself with water to heal only recieves 25% of the damage that attack would do to itself.
Damp: (Innate) This Pokemon releases a damp mist upon entry into battle that short circuits the opponent’s ability to use Selfdestruct or Explosion.
Swift Swim (DW-Locked): The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast in slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its Speed in the rain.

Stats: (Mild Nature)
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 90
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC 1/9
MC 0
DC 1/5

Moves:

Water Sport
Bubble
Hypnosis
Water Gun
Doubleslap
Rain Dance
Body Slam
BubbleBeam

Encore
Ice Ball
Mud Shot

Ice Beam
Scald
Substitute
Thief

Plants vs Zombies (PVZ) the Necturine

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Plants vs Zombies (PVZ) the Necturine (F)
Nature: Quiet (+Sp Atk, -Speed)

Type: Grass/Ghost

Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.
Ghost: Ghost STAB; brief intangibility that nullifies Normal and Fighting-type attacks. Can move through walls for a brief period of time but must remain in motion. Superior senses in low light and inside dark buildings. Have no vision reduction in hazes.

Abilities:

Anticipation: (Innate) This Pokemon is better at sensing dangerous attacks, and reduced the Base Attack Power from super-effective attacks, Selfdestruct, and Explosion by two (2).

Telepathy (DW-LOCKED) (Innate) This Pokemon has a mental link with its allies in multiple allies, allowing it to avoid taking damage from attacks that affect the whole field like Earthquake and Surf.

Stats: (Quiet Nature)

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 44 (-) (-10EVA)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC 0/6
MC 0
DC 0/5

Moves:
Leer
Vine Whip
Ominous Wind
Shadow Sneak
Toxic Spikes
Will-O-Wisp
Hex

Sketch
Giga Drain
Natural Gift

Protect
Calm Mind
Psychic

Team Dummy007

Ammon the Bidoof

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Bidoof [Ammon] (M)
Nature: Brave (Adds One (1) Rank to Attack; Divides Base Speed by 1.15 and gives a flat 10 point decrease in evasion, effectively adding 10 accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 95) on an opponent’s attacks)
Typing: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

Abilities:
Simple: (Innate) This Pokemon innately exaggeates the effect of stat boosts and drops to the point where they have double the effectiveness, but the same actual stage. (e.g. Swords Dance/Screech is still a 2 stage boost/drop but is calculated as 4 stages). Stat benefits/reductions still maximize at 6 effective stages.
Unaware: (Innate) When this Pokemon is released, a light aura enshrouds the opponent, nullifying all stat boosts or reductions other than Speed, it remains while this Pokemon is active.
Moody (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon's traits are always fluctuating from one strength to another. At the end of each round, one of the Pokemon's stats (Attack, Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, Speed, Accuracy, Evasion) will be boosted by two (2) stages and another will be reduced by one (1) stage. This stat change lasts until the end of that round, where Moody is re-applied, overwriting the boosted and dropped stats. This stat boost/drop occurs outside the normal boosts/drops.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 (31/1.15)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 12

EC: 1/6
MC: 0
DC: 2/5

Attacks (15):
Tackle
Growl
Defense Curl
Rollout
Headbutt
Hyper Fang
Yawn
Curse
Amnesia

Aqua Tail
Skull Bash
Water Sport

Toxic
Ice Beam
Charge Beam

Merrin Meredith the Cacnea

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Cacnea [Merrin Meredith] (M)
Nature: Naughty (Adds One (1) Rank to Attack; Subtracts One (1) Rank From Special Defense)
Typing: Grass
Grass: Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Sand Veil: (Innate) This Pokemon is used to reacting in desert conditions and gets a 20% evasion boost during Sandstorms. Pokemon with this ability are immune to Sandstorm damage.
Water Absorb (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon absorbs water attacks and, instead of taking damage from them, recovers 50% of the damage the water attack would have done. A Pokemon that attacks itself with water to heal only receives 25% of the damage that attack would do to itself.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 4(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 1(-)
Spe: 35
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks (14):
Poison Sting
Leer
Absorb
Growth
Leech Seed
Sand-Attack
Pin Missile
Ingrain

Disable
Seed Bomb
Teeter Dance

Brick Break
Energy Ball
Payback

Marcellus Pye the Cottonee

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Cottonee [Marcellus Pye] (M)
Nature: Modest (Adds One (1) Rank to Special Attack; Subtracts One (1) Rank From Attack)
Typing: Grass
Grass: Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Prankster: (Innate) The Pokemon is always prepared for engaging in sneaky tactics and trickery, giving its non-damaging attacks an increase in priority level.
Infiltrator: (Innate) Through a combination of speed and cunning this Pokemon easily gets around Light Screen, Reflect, and Safeguard with all of its attacks.
Chlorophyll (DW): (Innate) During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1(-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3(+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 66
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks (14):
Absorb
Growth
Leech Seed
Stun Spore
Mega Drain
Cotton Spore
Razor Leaf
PoisonPowder

Encore
Tickle
Worry Seed

Taunt
Safeguard
Energy Ball

Samuel the Patrat

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Patrat [Samuel] (M)
Nature: Quiet (Adds One (1) Rank to Special Attack; Divides Base Speed by 1.15 and gives a flat 10 point decrease in evasion, effectively adding 10 accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 95) on an opponent’s attacks)
Typing: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

Abilities:
Run Away: (Innate) This Pokemon is quick on its feet and will evade any field traps and hazards that would harm it (Spikes, Stealth Rock, Toxic Spikes) in an arena. A Pokemon can still absorb Toxic Spikes if it has Run Away and is Poison-typed. Run Away does not allow the Pokemon to switch out of trapping moves or abilities; however, it can escape other situational trapping strategies in battle.
Keen Eye: (Innate) This Pokemon has extremely good vision and cannot have its accuracy lowered by an opponent through any means (including accuracy lowering attacks, Smogs, Hazes, Fog, etc.). Its attacks are still affected by an opponent’s evasion and the Pokemon's own accuracy.
Analytic (DW): (Innate) If this Pokemon attacks after its target during an action, its attacks have two (2) more Base Attack Power.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3(+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 36 (42/1.15)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 12

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks (16):
Tackle
Leer
Bite
Bide
Detect
Sand-Attack
Crunch
Hypnosis
Super Fang
After You

Flail
Iron Tail
Revenge

Thunderbolt
Shadow Ball
Grass Knot

How it's gonna go down

• SubwayJ picks his first two pokemon and gives them items
• Dummy007 picks his first two pokemon, gives them items and issues orders
• SubwayJ issues orders
• Objection eats over 9000 Easter eggs refs

[SubwayJ]

Go Angry Birds and PVZ

Angry Birds take an Oran Berry!
PVZ take a Leppa Berry!

[Dummy007]

"Oh, goodness, I'm toast. Ammon and Marcellus Pye, have fun! Ammon will receive the Exp. Share, while Marcellus will receive the Amulet Coin. Let's try not to lose!"

Summary:
Ammon: Charge Beam PvZ -> Ice Beam Angry Birds -> Yawn Angry Birds; if Angry Birds is Protected OR behind a Substitute on Action 3, redirect Yawn at PvZ
Marcellus: Safeguard -> Taunt PvZ -> Energy Ball Angry Birds; if PvZ is Protected on Action 2, change that action to Energy Ball Angry Birds and push actions back

(Awesome name scheme, btw)

[SubwayJ]

You're not toast! I suck at battling! (and thanks! All my names are based on games)
Angry Birds: Rain Dance-Hurricane(Marcellus Pye)-Substitute (15HP)
PVZ: Natural Gift(Ammon)-Giga Drain(Ammon)-Natural Gift(Ammon)

[Objection]

Team SubwayJ


Angry Birds (M) @ Oran Berry
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 60
Ranks: 1/3/4/2 | Total: 14
Size: 1 | Weight: 2
Abilities: Shield Dust, Static
Other: None


Plants vs Zombies (F) @ Leppa Berry
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 44 (-)
Ranks: 2/2/3/3 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Anticipation
Other: None

Team Dummy007


Ammon (M) @ Exp. Share
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 26 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/2/2 | Total: 12
Size: 1 | Weight: 2
Abilities: Simple, Unaware
Other: None


Marcellus Pye (M) @ Amulet Coin
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 66
Ranks: 1/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Prankster, Infiltrator
Other: None

To celebrate Easter, SubwayJ and Dummy007 are having a pokemon battle with Easter eggs. SubwayJ will start with Angry Birds the Monohm and Plants vs Zombies the Necturine, while Dummy007 will lead with Ammon the Bidoof and Marcellus Pye the Cottonee. So let's get this started!

Marcellus Pye creates a pretty-looking barrier to Safeguard himself and his ally, while Angry Birds performs a Rain Dance to summon a torrential downpour. Things quickly get exciting as Plants vs Zombies uses her berry's power as a Natural Gift to strike Ammon hard and fast. Ammon retaliates with a Charge Beam attack, but unfortunately doesn't gain any boosts from it.

The Cottonee was unimpressed by the Necturine's last blow and Taunts her about it, enraging her and provoking her to drain Ammon's vitality with a Giga Drain attack. Angry Birds, however, decides to take it out on Marcellus Pye with a powerful Hurricane, but he is suddenly hit by Ammon's Ice Beam. Somehow, that last attack helped Ammon find an egg. But what kind of egg?

Oh my goodness, it's ... it's ...



Ammon has found a pokemon egg lying around! But before it can hatch, the Bidoof takes another one of Plants vs Zombies' Natural Gifts to the face, while Marcellus Pye fires an Energy Ball at Angry Birds. The Monohm then creates a Substitute to protect it from Ammon's Yawn, except the yawn was directed at Plants vs Zombies and now she's feeling sleepy. And then it happens.

The egg hatches.

It hatches into ...



Yes, it looks like Team Dummy007 will have a Cubone assisting it in the next round. Let's see how that will help.

Cubone's moves

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Bone Club
Growl
Tail Whip
Headbutt
Leer
Focus Energy
Bonemerang
Rage
False Swipe
Thrash
Fling
Bone Rush
Endeavor
Double-Edge
Retaliate

Team SubwayJ


Angry Birds (M) @ Oran Berry
HP: 52 | EN: 70 | Spe: 60
Ranks: 1/3/4/2 | Total: 14
Size: 1 | Weight: 2
Abilities: Shield Dust, Static
Other: Substitute (15 HP)


Plants vs Zombies (F) @ Leppa Berry
HP: 90 | EN: 77 | Spe: 44 (-)
Ranks: 2/2/3/3 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Anticipation
Other: Natural Gift (2/8 uses), Taunt (4 actions), will fall asleep in 1 action

Team Dummy007


Ammon (M) @ Exp. Share
HP: 59 | EN: 81 | Spe: 26 (-)
Ranks: 3/2/2/2 | Total: 12
Size: 1 | Weight: 2
Abilities: Simple, Unaware
Other: Safeguard (3 more rounds)


Marcellus Pye (M) @ Amulet Coin
HP: 67 | EN: 75 | Spe: 66
Ranks: 1/2/3/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Prankster, Infiltrator
Other: Safeguard (3 more rounds)


Cubone (F) @ Nothing
HP: 90 | EN: 100 | Spe: 35
Ranks: 2/3/2/2 | Total: 13
Size: 1 | Weight: 1
Abilities: Rock Head, Lightningrod
Other: Will disappear in 1 round, Safeguard (3 more rounds)

Arena effects

• Rain (3 more rounds)

Raw data

Action 1

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Turn order: Marcellus Pye, Angry Birds, Plants vs Zombies, Ammon

Marcellus Pye uses Safeguard for 10 energy
Team Dummy007 is protected by Safeguard for 4 rounds

Angry Birds uses Rain Dance for 10 energy
The weather changes to rain for 4 rounds

Plants vs Zombies uses Natural Gift on Ammon for 6 energy
Roll a D16 for Easter egg: 2 - close but no Easter egg
Ammon takes (6+(2-2)*1.5)*1.5=9 damage

Ammon uses Charge Beam on Plants vs Zombies for 6 energy
Accuracy boosted to 100%
Roll a D16 for Easter egg: 13 - no Easter egg
Roll a D100 for special attack boost: 81 - no special attack boost
Plants vs Zombies takes (5+(2-3)*1.5)*0.67=2.345 damage

Action 2

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Turn order: Marcellus Pye, Angry Birds, Plants vs Zombies, Ammon

Marcellus Pye uses Taunt on Plants vs Zombies for 10 energy
Plants vs Zombies is taunted for 6 actions

Angry Birds uses Hurricane on Marcellus Pye for 8 energy
Accuracy at 100% due to rain
Roll a D16 for Easter egg: 13 - no Easter egg
No confusion roll due to Safeguard
Marcellus Pye takes (12+(4-2)*1.5)*1.5=22.5 damage

Plants vs Zombies uses Giga Drain on Ammon for 11 energy
Roll a D16 for Easter egg: 3 - no Easter egg
Ammon takes (8+3+(3-2)*1.5)=12.5 damage
Plants vs Zombies restores 2.345 HP

Ammon uses Ice Beam on Angry Birds for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for Easter egg: 1 - Easter egg
Roll a D100 for what kind (1-30 = choco, 31-60 = pokemon, 61-90 = bomb, 91-100 = lucky): 57 - pokemon
Roll a D293 for pokemon: 46 - Cubone
No freeze roll due to Shield Dust
Angry Birds takes (10+(2-2)*1.5)*1.5=15 damage

Plants vs Zombies' Taunt counter drops to 5

Action 3

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Turn order: Marcellus Pye, Angry Birds, Plants vs Zombies, Ammon

Marcellus Pye uses Energy Ball on Angry Birds for 5 energy
Roll a D16 for Easter egg: 8 - no Easter egg
No special defence drop due to Shield Dust
Angry Birds takes (8+3+(3-2)*1.5)*0.67=8.375 damage

Angry Birds uses Substitute for 12 energy
Angry Birds creates a 15 HP substitute

Plants vs Zombies uses Natural Gift on Ammon for 6 energy
Roll a D16 for Easter egg: 7 - no Easter egg
Ammon takes (6+(2-2)*1.5)*1.5=9 damage

Ammon uses Yawn on Plants vs Zombies for 6 energy
Plants vs Zombies is feeling sleepy

Plants vs Zombies' Taunt counter drops to 4

SubwayJ, your orders now please.

[SubwayJ]

Well this just sucks...
Monohm - Slack Off- Heal Bell - Hurricane (Marcellus Pye)
Necturine - Ominous Wind (Marcellus Pye) - Natural Gift (Ammon) - Ominous Wind (Marcellus Pye)
*If ammon uses bodyblock (Marcellus Pye) A1 or A3 replace that action with Giga Drain(Ammon)
** THIS PRECEEDS OTHER SUB, If Monohm is targeted by Ground type attacking move, replace that action with Protect (transfer to Monohm)

[Dummy007]

"Yeah, this is kind of rigged for the time being. Still, it doesn't mean I can't capitalize on my new momentum. SUB ABUSE GO...except the second one is illegal anyway..."

Summary:
Ammon: Ice Beam Angry Birds -> Skull Bash Angry Birds -> Ice Beam PvZ
Marcellus: Taunt Angry Birds -> Energy Ball PvZ -> Energy Ball Angry Birds
Cubone: Bone Rush Angry Birds -> Bonemerang Angry Birds -> Bone Rush Angry Birds

[Objection]

SubwayJ and Dummy007 have said that they wish to cancel this match, and I'm not about to object to that, so this match is officially cancelled.

No counters will be awarded to anybody.

[Dummy007]

gg, SubwayJ! It's a shame it had to end like this. Thanks for reffing that one round, Objection! (Now you have another of my matches to ref...)