(Completed) TheWolfe vs. Gerard! The gorilla of fate is yearning!

[TheWolfe]

Kurt used Brine! (Target: Kitsunoh)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 2066 = Hit
-Crit chance: 8215 = NOPE.
-Damage: 13 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 23.5 damage!

13 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 17.5

Wat? xD

[The Wanderer]

Okay, it's fix'd. Hakumen's still alive, but Chrysalis still isn't.

[Gerard]

Actually...

6 + (|40.25 - 3.25) / 3 = 14.33 EN 18.33 EN

Which means that while Hakumen is able to use Pain Split, he faints after using it...

[The Wanderer]

...fuck. Welp, time to do it again...

EDIT: Fix'd again, although Pain split actually fails rather than kills him.

[TheWolfe]

"That's unfortunate. Screwed over by a sliver of energy..."


Chugga - Weezing (M)

Hakumen: Shadow Sneak + Shadowstrike @Slowbro ~ Cooldown ~ Shadowstrike @Slowbro
Sub: IF Slowbro is the target of a successful protective/evasive move, THEN use Ice Punch @Roserade
KO Sub: IF Slowbro faints, THEN make all remaining actions into Ice Punch @Roserade.

Chugga: Endure ~ Sludge Bomb @Slowbro ~ Sludge Bomb @Slowbro
Sub: IF you are not the target of any attack for this round, THEN use new string of commands: Sludge Wave ~ Sludge Bomb @Slowbro ~ Sludge Wave.
Sub: IF Slowbro is the target of a successful protective/evasive move, THEN redirect all your attacks at Roserade.
KO Sub: IF Slowbro faints, THEN redirect all your attacks at Roserade.

[Gerard]

"Apparently Haduken won't be singing anything tonight, and let's be thankful for that, now, let's finish our little kitty friend, we shouldn't have a had time surviving the assault after this, or at all"

Kurt: Endure ~ Psyshock (Chugga) ~ Water Gun (Hakumen)

Cicuta: Leech Seed (Chugga) ~ Chill ~ Extrasensory (Chugga)

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

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TheWolfe:
OAAX
|
Chugga | Hakumen
Amulet Coin | Expert Belt
HP: 44 | HP: 3
EN: 59 | EN: 30
Stats: 3/5/4/3/52 | Stats: 4/4/1/3/110
Levitate | Frisk
None | Limber
None | Cursed Body
No ailments | No ailments
-10 evasion | No stat changes
No other | No other

VS.

Gerard:
XAXA
|
Cicuta | Kurt
Rose Incense | Exp. Share
HP: 96 | HP: 24
EN: 70 | EN: 67
Stats: 2/2/6(5)/5(4)/104 | Stats: 4/4/4/3/26
Natural Cure | Oblivious
Poison Point (ON) | Own Tempo
Technician | Regenerator
No ailments | Paralysis (15%)
+12 accuracy | -10 evasion
No other | No other

Field Effects:
Mud Sport (2 actions)

Take 6: It's super effective!

[Unfortunately, due to having to go to work really soon, fluff's gonna have to wait. Sorry.]

Crunch

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Order: Kitsunoh, Roserade, Weezing, Slowbro

Action 1 (Priority: Weezing, Slowbro, Kitsunoh, Roserade)
Chugga used Endure!
Chugga braced himself!
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 6815 = Move
Kurt used Endure!
Kurt braced himself!
Hakumen used Right Behind You! (Target: Slowbro)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 6499 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 2 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 22.5 damage(!)
-Effect chance (-1 Def <= 5000): 1910 = EEEEEEEEEEYUP.
Kurt's defense fell! (-1 Def, 1 round)
-Energy cost: (10 * 1.5) - 1 = 14 EN
Cicuta used Leech Seed! (Target: Weezing)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
Chugga was seeded! (6 actions)
Chugga's life was drained! (-3.3 HP Weezing, +3.3 HP Roserade)
Numbers:
-Weezing: -3.3 HP, -15 EN
-Kitsunoh: -14 EN
-Roserade: +3.3 HP, -9 EN
-Slowbro: -22.5(!) HP, -15 EN

Action 2
Hakumen must cool down!
Cicuta used Chill!
Cicuta recovered 12 EN!
Chugga used Sludge Bomb! (Target: Slowbro)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 4204 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 13.5 damage
Kurt endured the blow!
-Effect chance (Poison <= 3000): 870 = Welp, he's fucked
Kurt was poisoned!
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500) 7880 = Move
Kurt used Psyshock! (Target: Weezing)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 4044 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 14.25 damage
Chugga's life was drained! (-3.3 HP Weezing, +.7 HP Roserade)
Kurt was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Slowbro)
Kurt fainted!
Numbers:
-Weezing: -17.55 HP, -6 EN
-Kitsunoh: No changes
-Roserade: +.7 HP, +12 EN
-Slowbro: -1.5 HP, -5 EN

Action 3
Hakumen used Ice Punch! (Target: Roserade)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 2788 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 2 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 19.5 damage
-Effect chance (freeze <= 1000): 6614 = NOPE.
-Ability chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Cicuta used Extrasensory! (Target: Weezing)
-Hit chance: irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7994 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 8.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 18 damage
-Flinch chance: Multiple head case = NOPE.
Chugga used Sludge Bomb! (Target: Roserade)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = HIt
-Crit chance: 9824 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 6 - 7.5 = 10.5 damage
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Chugga's life was drained! (-3.3 HP Weezing, +3.3 HP Roserade)
Numbers:
-Weezing: -21.3(!) HP, -10 EN
-Kitsunoh: -6 EN
-Roserade: -26.7(!) HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Weezing: -42(42.15) HP, -31 EN
-Kitsunoh: -20 EN
-Roserade: -23 (23.4) HP, -3 EN
-Slowbro: -24 HP, -20 EN

End Round 6

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TheWolfe:
OAAX
|
Chugga | Hakumen
Amulet Coin | Expert Belt
HP: 2 | HP: 3
EN: 28 | EN: 10
Stats: 3/5/4/3/52 | Stats: 4/4/1/3/110
Levitate | Frisk
None | Limber
None | Cursed Body
No ailments | No ailments
-10 evasion | No stat changes
No other | No other

VS.

Gerard:
XAXX
|
Cicuta | Kurt
Rose Incense | Exp. Share
HP: 73 | HP: KO
EN: 67 | EN: 47
Stats: 2/2/6(5)/5(4)/104 | Stats: 4/4/4/3/26
Natural Cure | Oblivious
Poison Point (ON) | Own Tempo
Technician | Regenerator
No ailments | Faint
+12 accuracy | -10 evasion
No other | No other

Field Effects:
None

Bench

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Hype Dog
Enigma Berry
HP: 110
EN: 49
Stats: 5/3/3/3/52
Torrent
Damp
No ailments
-10 Evasion
No other

Gerard?

[Gerard]

Ah... Why Am I surprised by now? Roserade, you're here to murder that thing

Cicuta: Magical Leaf (Hakumen) ~ Hidden Power (Hakumen) ~ Magical Leaf (Hakumen)
* If Hakumen (Succesfully) uses Protect on itself then use Switch targets and push actions
* If Chugga uses Explosion then use Protect and push actions
* If Hakumen faints then use Extrasensory (Chugga) for remaining actions

[TheWolfe]

Hakumen: Ice Punch @Roserade ~ Chill ~ Ice Punch @Roserade

Chugga: Pain Split @Roserade ~ Chill ~ Selfdestruct

Sub: IF Pain Split will fail on A1 for whatever reason, THEN use Selfdestruct.

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

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TheWolfe:
OAAX
|
Chugga | Hakumen
Amulet Coin | Expert Belt
HP: 2 | HP: 3
EN: 28 | EN: 10
Stats: 3/5/4/3/52 | Stats: 4/4/1/3/110
Levitate | Frisk
None | Limber
None | Cursed Body
No ailments | No ailments
-10 evasion | No stat changes
No other | No other

VS.

Gerard:
XAXX
|
Cicuta | Kurt
Rose Incense | Exp. Share
HP: 73 | HP: KO
EN: 67 | EN: 47
Stats: 2/2/6(5)/5(4)/104 | Stats: 4/4/4/3/26
Natural Cure | Oblivious
Poison Point (ON) | Own Tempo
Technician | Regenerator
No ailments | Faint
+12 accuracy | -10 evasion
No other | No other

Field Effects:
None

Take 7: This racket's flopped.


Goddamn, what the hell did they do to Robo-ref? What's that? Oh right, the reffing. Yeah, uh...so both of Wolfe's pokemon go down on the first action - one from exhaustion, the other from psychic powers to his faces.

Crunch

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Order: Kitsunoh, Roserade, Weezing

Action 1
Hakumen used Ice Punch! (Target: Roserade)
-Hit chance: irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 3786 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 2 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 19.5 damage
Hakumen fainted from exhaustion!
Cicuta used Extrasensory! (Target: Weezing)
-Forget the crunch, he's boned
Chugga fainted!
Numbers:
-Weezing: -2 HP
-Kitsunoh: -10 EN
-Roserade: -20 (19.5) HP, -10 EN

End Round 7

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TheWolfe:
OXXX
|
Chugga | Hakumen
Amulet Coin | Expert Belt
HP: KO | HP: KO
EN: 28 | EN: 0
Stats: 3/5/4/3/52 | Stats: 4/4/1/3/110
Levitate | Frisk
None | Limber
None | Cursed Body
Faint | Faint
-10 evasion | No stat changes
No other | No other

VS.

Gerard:
XAXX
|
Cicuta | Kurt
Rose Incense | Exp. Share
HP: 53 | HP: KO
EN: 57 | EN: 47
Stats: 2/2/6(5)/5(4)/104 | Stats: 4/4/4/3/26
Natural Cure | Oblivious
Poison Point (ON) | Own Tempo
Technician | Regenerator
No ailments | Faint
+12 accuracy | -10 evasion
No other | No other

Field Effects:
None

Bench

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Hype Dog
Enigma Berry
HP: 110
EN: 49
Stats: 5/3/3/3/52
Torrent
Damp
No ailments
-10 Evasion
No other

Hype Dog'll be sent out automatically. Wolfe?

[TheWolfe]

"Aw yuck, I can't believe I forgot about Hakumen's additional energy consumption. Overall, this could be for the better...or for the worse."

Hype Dog: Avalanche ~ Ice Punch ~ Avalanche
Sub: IF Roserade uses a damaging Grass move, THEN use Mirror Coat just once and push actions down.
Sub: IF Roserade uses Double Team, THEN use Bulldoze and push actions down.

[Gerard]

.
"Little does he know my little rose has a few tricks under those petals..."

Cicuta: Bullet Seed ~ SolarBeam ~ Mega Drain

.

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

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TheWolfe:
AXXX

Hype Dog
Enigma Berry
HP: 110
EN: 49
Stats: 5/3/3/3/52
Torrent
Damp
No ailments
-10 Evasion
No other

VS.

Gerard:
XAXX
|
Cicuta | Kurt
Rose Incense | Exp. Share
HP: 53 | HP: KO
EN: 57 | EN: 47
Stats: 2/2/6(5)/5(4)/104 | Stats: 4/4/4/3/26
Natural Cure | Oblivious
Poison Point (ON) | Own Tempo
Technician | Regenerator
No ailments | Faint
+12 accuracy | -10 evasion
No other | No other

Field Effects:
None

Take 8: Lolcats is racist


Well, that didn't go well for Wolfe at all - Cicuta indeed had some tricks in those roses. At this point, unless Hype Dog can pull a miracle out of his ass, I'd say this fight's going to Gerard in the next round.

Pre-round

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Order: Roserade, Swampert

Action 1 (Priority: Roserade, Swampert)
Cicuta used Bullet Seed!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Hit number (1 = 2 hits; 2 = 3; 3 = 4; 4 = 5): 2 = 3 hits
-Crit chances: 8268, 4749, 7043 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 1 + 3 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 32.63 Damage!!
Hype Dog ate a chunk of his Enigma berry! (+10 HP Swampert)
Hype Dog used Mirror Coat!
But it failed!
-Energy cost: 6 + (36.23 / 2) = 24.12 EN
Numbers:
-Swampert: -24.63(!) HP, -24.12 EN
-Roserade: -8 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Roserade, Roserade, Swampert)
Cicuta is charging her lazer!
Cicuta used Solarbeam!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 5620 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 1 + 8.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 45 DAMAGE!!!
Hype Dog ate the rest of his Enigma berry! (+10 HP Swampert)
Hype Dog used Avalanche!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7878 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 7.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 24.75 damage!
-Ability chance (Poisoned <= 3000): 7090 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Swampert: -35(Ouch!) HP, -8 EN
-Roserade: -24.75(!) HP, -7 EN

Action 3
Cicuta used Mega Drain!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 673 = OHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 1 + 8.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 38.25 Damage!!
-Recovery: 38.25 / 2 = 19.13 HP
Hype Dog used Ice Punch!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9925 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 7.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 6118 = NOPE.
-Ability chance (Poisoned <= 3000): 7458 = NOPE.
Numbers:
-Swampert: -38.25(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN
-Roserade: +0.38 HP, -9 EN

Final Numbers:
-Swampert: -98 (97.88) HP, -38 (38.12) EN
-Roserade: -24 (24.37) HP, -24 EN

End Round 8

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TheWolfe:
AXXX

Hype Dog
Enigma Berry (Consumed)
HP: 22
EN: 11
Stats: 5/3/3/3/52
Torrent
Damp
No ailments
-10 Evasion
No other

VS.

Gerard:
XAXX
|
Cicuta | Kurt
Rose Incense | Exp. Share
HP: 29 | HP: KO
EN: 33 | EN: 47
Stats: 2/2/6(5)/5(4)/104 | Stats: 4/4/4/3/26
Natural Cure | Oblivious
Poison Point (ON) | Own Tempo
Technician | Regenerator
No ailments | Faint
+12 accuracy | -10 evasion
No other | No other

Field Effects:
None

Well then. Gerard?

[Gerard]

.
"And as I predicted, we would win this..."

Cicuta: Magical Leaf ~ Mega Drain ~ Magical Leaf
* If Hype Dog (Succesfully) uses a Protective or Evasive move then use Chill and push actions

[TheWolfe]

"...but not before giving you and your Pokemon hell. Go out strong, Hype Dog!"

Endure ~ Avalanche ~ Ice Punch

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

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TheWolfe:
AXXX

Hype Dog
Enigma Berry (Consumed)
HP: 22
EN: 11
Stats: 5/3/3/3/52
Torrent
Damp
No ailments
-10 Evasion
No other

VS.

Gerard:
XAXX
|
Cicuta | Kurt
Rose Incense | Exp. Share
HP: 29 | HP: KO
EN: 33 | EN: 47
Stats: 2/2/6(5)/5(4)/104 | Stats: 4/4/4/3/26
Natural Cure | Oblivious
Poison Point (ON) | Own Tempo
Technician | Regenerator
No ailments | Faint
+12 accuracy | -10 evasion
No other | No other

Field Effects:
None

Take 9: That does it.

Hype Dog tries to endure, but doesn't have enough energy, allowing Cicuta to finish him off. Gerard wins!

Crunch

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Order: Roserade, Swampert

Action 1 (Priority: Swampert, Roserade)
Hype Dog used Endure!
But Hype Dog didn't have enough energy!
Cicuta used Magical Leaf!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Does it really matter at this point? = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 1 + 8.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 38.25 Damage!!
Hype Dog fainted!
Numbers:
-Swampert: -22(!) HP
-Roserade: -4 EN

That's a wrap! Gerard is victorious!

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TheWolfe:
XXXX

Hype Dog
Enigma Berry (Consumed)
HP: KO
EN: 11
Stats: 5/3/3/3/52
Torrent
Damp
Faint
-10 Evasion
No other

VS.

Gerard:
XAXX
|
Cicuta | Kurt
Rose Incense | Exp. Share
HP: 29 | HP: KO
EN: 29 | EN: 47
Stats: 2/2/6(5)/5(4)/104 | Stats: 4/4/4/3/26
Natural Cure | Oblivious
Poison Point (ON) | Own Tempo
Technician | Regenerator
No ailments | Faint
+12 accuracy | -10 evasion
No other | No other

Field Effects:
None

Prizes:

TheWolfe:
+4 CC
-1 Enigma Berry
Swampert: +3 MC
Kitsunoh: +3 MC
Weezing: +3 MC and 2 KOC
Starmie: +3 MC and 1 KOC

Gerard:
+3 CC
Togekiss: +3 MC
Roserade: +3 MC and 4 KOC
Gallade: +3 MC
Slowbro: +4 MC

The Wanderer:
+12 UC

Well done, all.

[TheWolfe]

I lose. ;_;

Good game Gerard and thanks for coming along Wanderer.