The Philip7086 Smack Talk Thread - Page 10

**locopoke** · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:34:41 PM

Even the people who play NU are ashamed to admit it. Poor guy is trying to convince us that he can play a real metagame :(

Gotta love the retarded new guys SPL brings in every year.

King · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:37:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat CrashinBoomBang

Just posting this for everyone who doesn't get that signing up for ADV OU means I'll only play ADV OU, especially a certain manager who thinks he's a fucking smartass but will just end up looking like ~~an idiot~~ a plonker: I WILL NOT PLAY GODDAMN BLACK/WHITE NU in your main lineup so if you bid on me and expect me to play that, I will gladly tell you to fuck off and bench me instead. Thanks for your time.

500 posts pls

your likelihood of getting bid on now just went crashing... boom... bang hit the floor

Floppy · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:38:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat CrashinBoomBang

Just posting this for everyone who doesn't get that signing up for ADV OU means I'll only play ADV OU, especially a certain manager who thinks he's a fucking smartass but will just end up looking like ~~an idiot~~ a plonker: I WILL NOT PLAY GODDAMN BLACK/WHITE NU in your main lineup so if you bid on me and expect me to play that, I will gladly tell you to fuck off and bench me instead. Thanks for your time.

500 posts pls

in a sentence: "dont draft me cos i'll be a fucking team cancer"

Ginku · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:38:56 PM

this is good

Stone_Cold · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:42:34 PM

Damn, I didn't know it was possible for so many people to be on CBB's dick at once. Good job guys for proving me wrong, now how about you guys go tryout or something because despite CBB's post, he's still most likely getting a team while you lot...are not?

***Aldaron**** · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:45:05 PM

cbb thinks he's husk or something

phoopes · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:49:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Stone_Cold

Damn, I didn't know it was possible for so many people to be on CBB's dick at once. Good job guys for proving me wrong, now how about you guys go tryout or something because despite CBB's post, he's still most likely getting a team while you lot...are not?

Ouch, just when I was getting my hopes up too. Looks like they went...

Oh darn, someone already made that joke. Today's just not my day.

Danilo · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:49:50 PM

hopefully ill do better in spl than stone_cold did when he played (4-5) :)

Stone_Cold · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:50:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat phoopes

Ouch, just when I was getting my hopes up too. Looks like they went...

Oh darn, someone already made that joke. Today's just not my day.

huh? I heard the Smog Frogs were interested in u.

Windsong · Dec 18th, 2012, 4:59:18 PM

yondie · Dec 18th, 2012, 6:19:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Aldaron

cbb thinks he's husk or something

does he even know who husk is ?

***kokoloko**** · Dec 18th, 2012, 8:33:26 PM

i agree with blackie

**kd24** · Dec 19th, 2012, 12:46:52 AM

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Roses are red
A violet bouquet
SPL is near
Which niggas will Stone_Cold slay?

This nigga acting like rapping is just jottin a poem
But before you bust out the big bottle of jeroboam
You better know your team ain't gonna show up
for 9 weeks and you'll have another mystogan blow up
You trying to rap about flowers its like you don't give a shit as a captain
I bet you spent more hours on that shit than your draft plan
And to run your mouth when all you are is an assman?
I think your sick ass needs to stop smoking all that grass man

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Perk up your ears
Hear what I have to say
Let's talk about fuck ups first
And Limitless already spent 80.5k

Yeah like the classiest have room to say something about other squads
You ran so fast into trash I thought you went and tore both your quads
Vinc and 199 Lives, are you kidding me?
You traded for their rights with what would have been their bidding fee

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The murk master is here, it's time to give you a hint
Bloo's on the Ruiner's now, guess he'll choke another tournament
The Raider's don't have a chance, noones getting Raided
This draft will be a disaster, because Jabba's always faded
But lets shift to LN, and all the niggas he's traded
If I was fabbles I woulda pulled some manager shit, had it blockaided
Who was the genius who got LN persuaded
Worst pre-season moves of all time?
Even the Tigers look upgraded.

I know all 3 of them suck but why don't you take a step back
And see that this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black
You whack ass forgetter, did you not remember your moves werent any better?
You like spongebob you gonna cry yourself a tear sweater
It's true the pressure was too much for you to handle
How you gonna call yourself a man when you stepped down after no scandal
Your ass just ditched like the last host and gave the team to lamppost
Cuz you know the only trophy you're ever gonna win is with the east coast

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Props to Jabba tho, bringing DBZ in this place
He reminds me of Berter and Jayce
Hella fast, but not good enough for this years playoff race

Yeah of course DBZ is a great old show
But if he Berter than no shit nigga, you're Guldo

**blarajan** · Dec 19th, 2012, 2:36:24 AM

i'll play nu if you guys want!

**Raseri** · Dec 19th, 2012, 2:48:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat blarajan

i'll play nu if you guys want!

lol you suck at NU, stick with LCuhhhh :)

phoopes · Dec 19th, 2012, 3:59:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Stone_Cold

huh? I heard the Smog Frogs were interested in u.

Best birthday present
Thank you so much LonelyNess
I'll serve the team well

A haiku

LonelyNess · Dec 19th, 2012, 8:38:50 PM

Fabbles is awol for a little bit, but 100% of the managers have agreed.

The auction is Thursday, December 20th @7:00 PM EST (GMT -5)

Join #spl when the time comes and WOOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED.

Scofield · Dec 19th, 2012, 9:45:58 PM

um i don't think you're the commissioner anymore ln

Nails · Dec 20th, 2012, 1:37:53 AM

phil sux

Philip7086 · Dec 20th, 2012, 2:54:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Fabbles

If this thread sucks, you can direct all of the blame to Philip7086.

Seriously let's try not to make this thread terrible because otherwise it will be closed quite quickly.

Phil does suck though

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Originally Posted by Fat Jayde

^

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Originally Posted by Fat Faint

I love Michael.

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Originally Posted by Fat Funkasaurus

Fuk phil.

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Originally Posted by Fat B-Lulz

phil has such slit eyes it is like he is lord voldemort, only uglier

and he is fat

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Originally Posted by Fat NatGeo

fuk phil he never gave me my scyther

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Originally Posted by Fat Funkasaurus

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Originally Posted by Fat Funkasaurus

Fuk phil.

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Originally Posted by Fat Eo Ut Mortus

It's only fitting how a thread named after Philip7086 can bring together the worst posters of the Tournament forum.

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Originally Posted by Fat Funkasaurus

Fuk phil.

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Originally Posted by Fat Funkasaurus

Fuk phil.

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Originally Posted by Fat Aldaron

scooters rock phil sucks (relevant enough dumbass?)

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Originally Posted by Fat Nails

phil sux

Indeed.

Also, holy shit I had to sift through so many WQ posts to get all of those...

Mr.E · Dec 20th, 2012, 7:32:46 AM

~~why did you quote the same post four times~~ why did noobasaurus post the same thing four times

~~phil sux~~ ~~suckasaurus~~ LN sux

**Arcticblast** · Dec 20th, 2012, 9:53:50 AM

I read the first page and the last two pages of this thread and I have no idea what it is.

plz pick me

Funkasaurus · Dec 20th, 2012, 10:17:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Philip7086

Indeed.

Also, holy shit I had to sift through so many WQ posts to get all of those...

Allow me to reiterate what I've been saying...

Fuk phil.

Fiction. · Dec 20th, 2012, 10:39:17 AM

broken record funkasaurus

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Dec 18th, 2012, 4:42:34 PM	#230
Stone_Cold Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,856	Damn, I didn't know it was possible for so many people to be on CBB's dick at once. Good job guys for proving me wrong, now how about you guys go tryout or something because despite CBB's post, he's still most likely getting a team while you lot...are not? __________________ Let's get down to business....

Dec 18th, 2012, 4:45:05 PM	#231
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Dec 18th, 2012, 4:49:50 PM	#233
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Dec 18th, 2012, 4:34:41 PM	#226
locopoke indulges in unsavory behavior Moderator Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,744	Even the people who play NU are ashamed to admit it. Poor guy is trying to convince us that he can play a real metagame :( Gotta love the retarded new guys SPL brings in every year.

Dec 18th, 2012, 4:38:56 PM	#229
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Dec 19th, 2012, 8:38:50 PM	#242
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