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inanimate blob · Mar 11th, 2013, 4:00:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Flaming Piranha

I don't get it...am I being stupid?

It's a bit of a reach, but look at Barboach suggestively, and think about how Shroomish looks like a muffin. Then think about what a "muff" is...

Flaming Piranha · Mar 11th, 2013, 4:32:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat inanimate blob

It's a bit of a reach, but look at Barboach suggestively, and think about how Shroomish looks like a muffin. Then think about what a "muff" is...

Haha, dirty fishermen ;)

TooWycked · Mar 11th, 2013, 8:17:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Xenol

Now, don't forget that the Ferris wheel conversations seems to be filled with innuendos and apparently it's worse in Japan.

Here's the translated Japanese script for the Hiker you meet when playing as a guy in B/W, he's only there in the Summer.

[[ Hiker Natsumi - Summer (Natsu) ]]
Whew! You there, boy! How 'bout this humidity, day after day!
Can't help but make the best of a summer like this! Eh?
So hey! How 'bout you take a ride on the Ferris wheel with me!
For free, of course! All I ask is you go up against my best Pokémon, boy! [ Yes / No ]
[ No ]
Aah! Shame, shame, boy!
A young bud like you oughta enjoy a sweltering summer season!
[ Yes ]
Really now! Boy! You've got promise, I tell you what!
Well, instead of a greeting, let's go headfirst into battle!
(Battle with Hiker Natsumi, who has a Boldore. "Oho! Boy, boy! Your Pokémon are ripped!")
Whew, great! Boy! You and your Pokémon are splendid! Wonderful! Can't get enough of 'em!
So, now...
We've warmed up both our bodies and souls, so... let's head into the Ferris wheel!
Come along, boy!
(They get on.)
Ho ho... sure is humid... like a sauna, boy, I tell you what!
Ahhh, it's so hot... you're really sweatin', boy...
By the way... boy... you ever had a lover?
(They get off.)
Man, that thing was way more hot and humid than I was expecting!
But I think gotten to know you a little better, boy! Y'know?!
I'm planning on loitering around and about for a while longer!
Whenever you feel like improving your understanding, don't be shy, come by and holler! Right! Okay, see you again, boy!

Hey, you came, boy! Summertime doesn't last! Enjoying it?
If you're not enjoying quite enough, how 'bout you and I make a summer memory on the Ferris wheel! [ Yes / No ]
[ No ]
What! I say what, boy! Kind of a downer, you are!
How could you forget the time we spent together? Eh?
Our summer together doesn't have to wait 'til next year! Y'know? I'll stick around, so I hope you change your mind!
[ Yes ]
Really! Oh, really! Boy! I think we're gonna make some big progress in our relationship here!
Well, first, in place of a greeting, let's charge into a Pokémon battle!
(Same as the first battle.)
Boy, your Pokémon sure are sturdy! They're fine, they are!
I believe there'll be a lot of growth and possibilities ahead of you, boy!
Well then, better get on with it...
Time for today's main dish! We're heading into the Ferris wheel!
Let's roll, boy! Come on!
(They get on.)
Ho ho... sure is humid... like a sauna, boy, I tell you what!
Ahhh, it's so hot... you're really sweatin', boy...
By the way... boy... you ever had a lover?
(They get off.)
Our shirts are soaked with sweat, but it tells the story of the time we passed, boy!
And with this, we've developed a deeper understanding!
Our summer vacation together will never end!
Well, see you again, boy!

Not to mention that the nursery aide you meet in summer as a guy in B/W2 is actually a crossdressing guy in the japanese versions who reveals it to you by telling you how sweaty he is and takes off his shirt and says its fine since the protagonist and him are both guys.

Wow. So good.

DarkEspeon · Mar 11th, 2013, 8:26:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat kaps

The ironic part about that is that Duff has the Cloyster and Eda has the Onix

It kind looks that way, but no. It's the other way around based on the names

DarkEspeon · Mar 11th, 2013, 8:41:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Xenol

Now, don't forget that the Ferris wheel conversations seems to be filled with innuendos and apparently it's worse in Japan.

Here's the translated Japanese script for the Hiker you meet when playing as a guy in B/W, he's only there in the Summer.

[[ Hiker Natsumi - Summer (Natsu) ]]
Whew! You there, boy! How 'bout this humidity, day after day!
Can't help but make the best of a summer like this! Eh?
So hey! How 'bout you take a ride on the Ferris wheel with me!
For free, of course! All I ask is you go up against my best Pokémon, boy! [ Yes / No ]
[ No ]
Aah! Shame, shame, boy!
A young bud like you oughta enjoy a sweltering summer season!
[ Yes ]
Really now! Boy! You've got promise, I tell you what!
Well, instead of a greeting, let's go headfirst into battle!
(Battle with Hiker Natsumi, who has a Boldore. "Oho! Boy, boy! Your Pokémon are ripped!")
Whew, great! Boy! You and your Pokémon are splendid! Wonderful! Can't get enough of 'em!
So, now...
We've warmed up both our bodies and souls, so... let's head into the Ferris wheel!
Come along, boy!
(They get on.)
Ho ho... sure is humid... like a sauna, boy, I tell you what!
Ahhh, it's so hot... you're really sweatin', boy...
By the way... boy... you ever had a lover?
(They get off.)
Man, that thing was way more hot and humid than I was expecting!
But I think gotten to know you a little better, boy! Y'know?!
I'm planning on loitering around and about for a while longer!
Whenever you feel like improving your understanding, don't be shy, come by and holler! Right! Okay, see you again, boy!

Hey, you came, boy! Summertime doesn't last! Enjoying it?
If you're not enjoying quite enough, how 'bout you and I make a summer memory on the Ferris wheel! [ Yes / No ]
[ No ]
What! I say what, boy! Kind of a downer, you are!
How could you forget the time we spent together? Eh?
Our summer together doesn't have to wait 'til next year! Y'know? I'll stick around, so I hope you change your mind!
[ Yes ]
Really! Oh, really! Boy! I think we're gonna make some big progress in our relationship here!
Well, first, in place of a greeting, let's charge into a Pokémon battle!
(Same as the first battle.)
Boy, your Pokémon sure are sturdy! They're fine, they are!
I believe there'll be a lot of growth and possibilities ahead of you, boy!
Well then, better get on with it...
Time for today's main dish! We're heading into the Ferris wheel!
Let's roll, boy! Come on!
(They get on.)
Ho ho... sure is humid... like a sauna, boy, I tell you what!
Ahhh, it's so hot... you're really sweatin', boy...
By the way... boy... you ever had a lover?
(They get off.)
Our shirts are soaked with sweat, but it tells the story of the time we passed, boy!
And with this, we've developed a deeper understanding!
Our summer vacation together will never end!
Well, see you again, boy!

Not to mention that the nursery aide you meet in summer as a guy in B/W2 is actually a crossdressing guy in the japanese versions who reveals it to you by telling you how sweaty he is and takes off his shirt and says its fine since the protagonist and him are both guys.

Aaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd, that's enough for today.

bobbyvaporeon · Mar 12th, 2013, 1:02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat DrRobotnik

Bit late, but everyone look at woobat's back sprite with no wings.

Woobat is blowing Beartic.

inanimate blob · Mar 12th, 2013, 2:53:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat bobbyvaporeon

Bit late, but everyone look at woobat's back sprite with no wings.

Woobat is blowing Beartic.

That is probably the greatest speculation I have ever heard.

celever · Mar 12th, 2013, 3:33:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat inanimate blob

That is probably the greatest speculation I have ever heard.

I have a woobat on black but I cannot see it.
Is it B2W2 only or am I blind?
Or both.

cjrocker · Mar 12th, 2013, 11:24:52 PM

Woobat's a ho.

Dcae · Mar 12th, 2013, 11:31:57 PM

Woah I never thought of that. But honestly why do so many pokemon have fur sticking out down there?

Majestic Electric · Mar 13th, 2013, 12:25:32 AM

Need I say more? XD

Seriously, who would be dumb enough to put shit in their clothes? :p

Shiruba · Mar 13th, 2013, 12:27:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Majestic Electric

Need I say more? XD

Seriously, who would be dumb enough to put shit in their clothes? :p

if it was between you freezing to death and putting shit in your pockets...

that said, you find darumakka in a /desert/

uhm

Deinosaur · Mar 13th, 2013, 1:28:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat yee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT_ZpHgiIKo

Congratulations for linking the creepiest video I've ever seen.

I cried a little. This is not okay.

Xenol · Mar 13th, 2013, 1:32:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Shiruba

if it was between you freezing to death and putting shit in your pockets...

that said, you find darumakka in a /desert/

uhm

Well... Deserts can get pretty cold at night because of lack of clouds to reflect heat from the surface.

Shiruba · Mar 13th, 2013, 2:28:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Xenol

Well... Deserts can get pretty cold at night because of lack of clouds to reflect heat from the surface.

very true. got me there.
though... i'd kinda wanna avoid those cacturne before getting crap in my clothes.

If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving.

celever · Mar 13th, 2013, 3:46:24 AM

The worst thing about that entry is it doesn't tell you what the cacturne do the tired travellers. Do they kill them? Imprison them? Leech seed them? We will never know.

Also I really don't get people's problem with Darumaka's entry, its actually one of my favorites since it a line that could be from a documentary. Think about it logically, you're cold and you find these rare droppings of a rare pokemon that are completely warm. Well what's wrong with putting them in your pockets? They are a couple things wrong with it, one of them is how people probably didn't have pockets before they started thinking that putting poop in pockets is wrong, and unless darumaka used to be extremely rare... well its a fire type! Get it to light a fire.
More wrong than creepy.

Lord Jesseus · Mar 13th, 2013, 5:42:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Shiruba

very true. got me there.
though... i'd kinda wanna avoid those cacturne before getting crap in my clothes.

If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving.

Ah but the Darumakka is super effective against the Cacturnes, making him even better. :P

Onicon · Mar 13th, 2013, 6:43:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Xenol

Now, don't forget that the Ferris wheel conversations seems to be filled with innuendos and apparently it's worse in Japan.

Here's the translated Japanese script for the Hiker you meet when playing as a guy in B/W, he's only there in the Summer.

[[ Hiker Natsumi - Summer (Natsu) ]]
Whew! You there, boy! How 'bout this humidity, day after day!
Can't help but make the best of a summer like this! Eh?
So hey! How 'bout you take a ride on the Ferris wheel with me!
For free, of course! All I ask is you go up against my best Pokémon, boy! [ Yes / No ]
[ No ]
Aah! Shame, shame, boy!
A young bud like you oughta enjoy a sweltering summer season!
[ Yes ]
Really now! Boy! You've got promise, I tell you what!
Well, instead of a greeting, let's go headfirst into battle!
(Battle with Hiker Natsumi, who has a Boldore. "Oho! Boy, boy! Your Pokémon are ripped!")
Whew, great! Boy! You and your Pokémon are splendid! Wonderful! Can't get enough of 'em!
So, now...
We've warmed up both our bodies and souls, so... let's head into the Ferris wheel!
Come along, boy!
(They get on.)
Ho ho... sure is humid... like a sauna, boy, I tell you what!
Ahhh, it's so hot... you're really sweatin', boy...
By the way... boy... you ever had a lover?
(They get off.)
Man, that thing was way more hot and humid than I was expecting!
But I think gotten to know you a little better, boy! Y'know?!
I'm planning on loitering around and about for a while longer!
Whenever you feel like improving your understanding, don't be shy, come by and holler! Right! Okay, see you again, boy!

Hey, you came, boy! Summertime doesn't last! Enjoying it?
If you're not enjoying quite enough, how 'bout you and I make a summer memory on the Ferris wheel! [ Yes / No ]
[ No ]
What! I say what, boy! Kind of a downer, you are!
How could you forget the time we spent together? Eh?
Our summer together doesn't have to wait 'til next year! Y'know? I'll stick around, so I hope you change your mind!
[ Yes ]
Really! Oh, really! Boy! I think we're gonna make some big progress in our relationship here!
Well, first, in place of a greeting, let's charge into a Pokémon battle!
(Same as the first battle.)
Boy, your Pokémon sure are sturdy! They're fine, they are!
I believe there'll be a lot of growth and possibilities ahead of you, boy!
Well then, better get on with it...
Time for today's main dish! We're heading into the Ferris wheel!
Let's roll, boy! Come on!
(They get on.)
Ho ho... sure is humid... like a sauna, boy, I tell you what!
Ahhh, it's so hot... you're really sweatin', boy...
By the way... boy... you ever had a lover?
(They get off.)
Our shirts are soaked with sweat, but it tells the story of the time we passed, boy!
And with this, we've developed a deeper understanding!
Our summer vacation together will never end!
Well, see you again, boy!

In BW2 you get to meet him again when you play as a girl. He talks about how his heart was broken two years ago. Subtle we are not.

Aaaaand the nursery aid was hot. Unfortunately he does not survive the localization.

Treecko37 · Mar 13th, 2013, 4:52:24 PM

and

celever · Mar 13th, 2013, 5:14:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Treecko37

and

1) I don't get the skitty on wailord action tbh. Besides there are like 10 smaller pokemon than skitty that can breed with wailord.
Lol size difference is funny!

2) You've gotta admit, it shows that either nintendo knows about ROMs and they don't like them, or the other countries just like money rolling in and don't care if they lose a little on ROMs.
Anyway, my favorite one of them was the spyro game where it constantly reminded you this was not on a real console, like "Spyro got! [insert powerup here]! Oh wait, becuase you didn't actually buy this game you're not able to use it lol"

Physicism · Mar 13th, 2013, 7:57:42 PM

In Black 2, as you walk through an alley in Castelia City, a man in sunglasses jumps out and flashes y- gives you TM70 Flash.

Alice in Strings · Mar 13th, 2013, 8:08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat celever

1) I don't get the skitty on wailord action tbh. Besides there are like 10 smaller pokemon than skitty that can breed with wailord.
Lol size difference is funny!

2) You've gotta admit, it shows that either nintendo knows about ROMs and they don't like them, or the other countries just like money rolling in and don't care if they lose a little on ROMs.
Anyway, my favorite one of them was the spyro game where it constantly reminded you this was not on a real console, like "Spyro got! [insert powerup here]! Oh wait, becuase you didn't actually buy this game you're not able to use it lol"

Gen 5 will do you one better. If you emulate Black or White, your Pokemon do not gain experience.
(hackers found out how to bypass this though, so eh...)

Ok, see this guy? Now, look at his waist. It seems a silly place to put something to say "hey I'm the Bug leader", especially since it's a Butterfly. At least...that's what it looks like. Look a little closer, and it almost seems like the belt buckle is...covering his not fully zipped up pants. It could just be me, but...

TheKAM1993 · Mar 14th, 2013, 6:20:19 AM

Odd that Togekiss actually existed back then lol

Hulavuta · Mar 15th, 2013, 11:00:56 AM

o_____o

Cannot unsee >_>

The Togekiss is a bit shady, but that Doduo taking a crap is like...perfect...lol

Except his body sorta looks like a Pokeball.

Taruzard · Mar 15th, 2013, 11:47:03 AM

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Mar 15th, 2013, 11:00:56 AM	#74
Hulavuta Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 126 Orlando, FL	o_____o Cannot unsee >_> The Togekiss is a bit shady, but that Doduo taking a crap is like...perfect...lol Except his body sorta looks like a Pokeball. __________________ I like you :)

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Mar 13th, 2013, 3:46:24 AM	#66
celever Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,081 I HATE COD	The worst thing about that entry is it doesn't tell you what the cacturne do the tired travellers. Do they kill them? Imprison them? Leech seed them? We will never know. Also I really don't get people's problem with Darumaka's entry, its actually one of my favorites since it a line that could be from a documentary. Think about it logically, you're cold and you find these rare droppings of a rare pokemon that are completely warm. Well what's wrong with putting them in your pockets? They are a couple things wrong with it, one of them is how people probably didn't have pockets before they started thinking that putting poop in pockets is wrong, and unless darumaka used to be extremely rare... well its a fire type! Get it to light a fire. More wrong than creepy.

Mar 13th, 2013, 7:57:42 PM	#71
Physicism Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 14	In Black 2, as you walk through an alley in Castelia City, a man in sunglasses jumps out and flashes y- gives you TM70 Flash.

Mar 14th, 2013, 6:20:19 AM	#73
TheKAM1993 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 125	Odd that Togekiss actually existed back then lol