realistic choose your own adventure (currently: evan is a nigger elephant) - Page 14

General Sturm · Mar 30th, 2008, 8:12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat cloud

you wake up early in the morning...

seven words in and its already not as realistic as i thought when i read the title.

jason articuno

Doomsday · Apr 10th, 2008, 3:50:10 PM

another finished realistic choose-your-own-adventure story by cloud "dream ripper" mccute

***chaos***** · Apr 10th, 2008, 4:40:15 PM

can someone update this shit heap

***chaos***** · Apr 10th, 2008, 4:40:24 PM

why are you so fucking worthless cloud

Articuno64 · Apr 10th, 2008, 4:41:47 PM

shaddup

that's what i would say if cloud said something

Steeler · Apr 10th, 2008, 5:58:17 PM

b??

dude what the hell though. i really wanted to see andrea's response and some shit head in the shadows ruined it. :(

cloud · Apr 12th, 2008, 7:22:35 PM

fuck you guys i'm so lazy

you think about this for a second.. it must have been.. charizard, venusaur, blastoise, pikachu and..

articuno and tauros of course!

"heh, well.. my team was undefeatable.. charizard, venusaur, blastoise, pikachu, articuno and tauros!"

"excellent.. you and i shall do battle.. and i.. STEELICKS will defeat you in battle!"

you recoil in disgust as it all hits you at once.

"steelicks! why would you do this?! i thought we were friends.."

"heh.." he continues as he steps out of the shadow. his attire consists of a hoodie and sunglasses. "when i first joined the smogon community i had a hard time fitting in. 'accept me' i said.. and you all laughed.. 'steelicks is not accepted yet'.. you don't seem to understand how much that hurts"

"but.. we love you for who you are! also where's andrea she was hot"

"PAY ATTENTION TO MY ANGER"

"yeah but she was hot dude" you continue in an attempt to lighten the tension.

"SILENCE, we will do battle now.. your pokemon against mine.." he continues, "and after defeating you i will be accepted"

"you already are dude" you say as you try to console him.

"SILENCE" he screams as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out two gameboy colours and a link cable. he then walks over and unties your hands but not your feet, so you remain bounded to your chair.

"which one do you want the pikachu gameboy colour or the teal one" he asks.

"i'll take the pikachu"

"no you can't have it that's one mine jerk"

you take the teal one and begin to head over to the pokecenter. it's time to do battle.

the battle begins and he takes a lead of 3-2, after CHing your venusaur, charizard, blastoise and articuno. all you have left is a full health, paralyzed tauros and a pikachu at about 50%. you know he has a raichu and onix, but his last pokemon remains a mystery. it's your tauros against his raichu.

"so it comes down to this.. can tauros save you now?" he asks.

"believe it" you respond as you command tauros to blizzard. he switches into onix - a critical hit! onix was frozen solid!

"YES!" you yell, "TAUROS RULES", as you command it to earthquake - he switches in his raichu, which is promptly ko'd.

"you are a worthy adversary, jason.." steelicks continues as he sends in his onix to be sacrificed. you earthquake it into the ground from whence it came. "but nothing can prepare you for this!"

suddenly, a MEW!

"hey man i thought it was no ubers" you plead.

"no rules"

you ponder your next move..

a) send in pikachu for the sacrifice kill. it's dead anyway right?
b) body slam!
c) hyper beam!
d) cry more

Hipmonlee · Apr 12th, 2008, 7:38:38 PM

Come on, you have to bodyslam.. This isnt even like, a hard situation.. Like if you had made it so onix was still unfrozen at this point and mew was in ko rang of hyperbeam and was slower at least then we would have something to think about..

Have a nice day.

gorm · Apr 12th, 2008, 7:42:45 PM

B) bodyslam no fucking question

cloud · Apr 12th, 2008, 7:46:05 PM

it's hard to write battles ok

and besides you know i'm just going to screw you over lol

norulz · Apr 12th, 2008, 8:20:08 PM

cmon guys, let's give it a plot twist

d

Shiv · Apr 12th, 2008, 9:19:24 PM

since my hands are free cant i punch him in the face?? ??

okay go with b.

Blue Kirby · Apr 12th, 2008, 9:36:57 PM

Body Slam for sure, but part of me is expecting that the 1/256 chance that it will miss comes into play here ...

Somebody · Apr 12th, 2008, 10:00:10 PM

d

Steeler · Apr 12th, 2008, 11:00:21 PM

cry some more

d

moot · Apr 12th, 2008, 11:08:35 PM

d

Elly · Apr 12th, 2008, 11:09:26 PM

GO hyper c beam!!

FFMaster · Apr 12th, 2008, 11:34:11 PM

Bodyslam

darkie · Apr 12th, 2008, 11:51:03 PM

b

West · Apr 13th, 2008, 3:16:21 AM

Body slam

or I'd just blizzard and pray it would be frozen.

Hairyama · Apr 13th, 2008, 6:05:50 AM

I'll go with the crowd, B

Grawl · Apr 13th, 2008, 7:22:35 AM

D for fun

akuchi · Apr 13th, 2008, 8:10:04 AM

d

Nilf · Apr 13th, 2008, 8:26:36 AM

Yeah D is the best.

Doomsday · Apr 13th, 2008, 8:59:52 AM

doomsday appdroves odf d

Apr 10th, 2008, 4:40:15 PM	#328
*chaos* chaos Administrator** Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,705	can someone update this shit heap __________________ !gabite fierce: y'd u mute me?? !gabite fierce: eh bro?? !gabite fierce: u scared that i might bash u cuz u r not replying? ~chaos: you can't honestly think that is the reason lol !gabite fierce: tell me the reason oh is it cuz of bolding the writing? !gabite fierce: eh? !gabite fierce: u scared again?

Apr 10th, 2008, 4:40:24 PM	#329
*chaos* chaos Administrator** Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,705	why are you so fucking worthless cloud __________________ !gabite fierce: y'd u mute me?? !gabite fierce: eh bro?? !gabite fierce: u scared that i might bash u cuz u r not replying? ~chaos: you can't honestly think that is the reason lol !gabite fierce: tell me the reason oh is it cuz of bolding the writing? !gabite fierce: eh? !gabite fierce: u scared again?

Apr 10th, 2008, 5:58:17 PM	#331
Steeler Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,388 >:	b?? dude what the hell though. i really wanted to see andrea's response and some shit head in the shadows ruined it. :( __________________ Brock is the biggest troll ever.

Apr 12th, 2008, 7:22:35 PM	#332
cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump that track Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,517 here we go	fuck you guys i'm so lazy you think about this for a second.. it must have been.. charizard, venusaur, blastoise, pikachu and.. articuno and tauros of course! "heh, well.. my team was undefeatable.. charizard, venusaur, blastoise, pikachu, articuno and tauros!" "excellent.. you and i shall do battle.. and i.. STEELICKS will defeat you in battle!" you recoil in disgust as it all hits you at once. "steelicks! why would you do this?! i thought we were friends.." "heh.." he continues as he steps out of the shadow. his attire consists of a hoodie and sunglasses. "when i first joined the smogon community i had a hard time fitting in. 'accept me' i said.. and you all laughed.. 'steelicks is not accepted yet'.. you don't seem to understand how much that hurts" "but.. we love you for who you are! also where's andrea she was hot" "PAY ATTENTION TO MY ANGER" "yeah but she was hot dude" you continue in an attempt to lighten the tension. "SILENCE, we will do battle now.. your pokemon against mine.." he continues, "and after defeating you i will be accepted" "you already are dude" you say as you try to console him. "SILENCE" he screams as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out two gameboy colours and a link cable. he then walks over and unties your hands but not your feet, so you remain bounded to your chair. "which one do you want the pikachu gameboy colour or the teal one" he asks. "i'll take the pikachu" "no you can't have it that's one mine jerk" you take the teal one and begin to head over to the pokecenter. it's time to do battle. the battle begins and he takes a lead of 3-2, after CHing your venusaur, charizard, blastoise and articuno. all you have left is a full health, paralyzed tauros and a pikachu at about 50%. you know he has a raichu and onix, but his last pokemon remains a mystery. it's your tauros against his raichu. "so it comes down to this.. can tauros save you now?" he asks. "believe it" you respond as you command tauros to blizzard. he switches into onix - a critical hit! onix was frozen solid! "YES!" you yell, "TAUROS RULES", as you command it to earthquake - he switches in his raichu, which is promptly ko'd. "you are a worthy adversary, jason.." steelicks continues as he sends in his onix to be sacrificed. you earthquake it into the ground from whence it came. "but nothing can prepare you for this!" suddenly, a MEW! "hey man i thought it was no ubers" you plead. "no rules" you ponder your next move.. a) send in pikachu for the sacrifice kill. it's dead anyway right? b) body slam! c) hyper beam! d) cry more __________________ is this the website where everybody has aspergers? Last edited by cloud; Apr 12th, 2008 at 7:29:20 PM.

Apr 12th, 2008, 7:38:38 PM	#333
Hipmonlee Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,298	Come on, you have to bodyslam.. This isnt even like, a hard situation.. Like if you had made it so onix was still unfrozen at this point and mew was in ko rang of hyperbeam and was slower at least then we would have something to think about.. Have a nice day. __________________

Apr 10th, 2008, 3:50:10 PM	#327
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,168	another finished realistic choose-your-own-adventure story by cloud "dream ripper" mccute

Apr 10th, 2008, 4:41:47 PM	#330
Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,461	shaddup that's what i would say if cloud said something

Apr 12th, 2008, 7:42:45 PM	#334
gorm Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,206 ½gone	B) bodyslam no fucking question __________________ pretentious like a 7th son infectious like h1n1

Apr 12th, 2008, 7:46:05 PM	#335
cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump that track Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,517 here we go	it's hard to write battles ok and besides you know i'm just going to screw you over lol __________________ is this the website where everybody has aspergers?

Apr 12th, 2008, 8:20:08 PM	#336
norulz excellent Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,250	cmon guys, let's give it a plot twist d

Apr 12th, 2008, 9:19:24 PM	#337
Shiv mostly harmless Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,820	since my hands are free cant i punch him in the face?? ?? okay go with b.

Apr 12th, 2008, 9:36:57 PM	#338
Blue Kirby Keep your hands off my stack. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,813	Body Slam for sure, but part of me is expecting that the 1/256 chance that it will miss comes into play here ... __________________

Apr 12th, 2008, 10:00:10 PM	#339
Somebody Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,399 butts	d __________________ popeye the sailor man eatin' green spinach and it turns him into a SUPER hero.......and Bluto sounds like PLUTO and certainly popeye has OLIVE OYLE...........

Apr 12th, 2008, 11:00:21 PM	#340
Steeler Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,388 >:	cry some more d __________________ Brock is the biggest troll ever. Last edited by Steeler; Apr 13th, 2008 at 12:22:41 AM.

Apr 12th, 2008, 11:08:35 PM	#341
moot Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,144 Seattle, WA	d

Apr 12th, 2008, 11:09:26 PM	#342
Elly Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 442 San Angelo, Texas	GO hyper c beam!! __________________ FC: 3911 4296 4371 　　/　　●　　● \|　　 \|　　 ( _●_)ミ　彡､　　\|∪\|　､｀＼ /　＿＿　ヽノ/?>　 ) (＿＿＿）　　/　(_／

Apr 12th, 2008, 11:34:11 PM	#343
FFMaster Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 147 My eyes burn!	Bodyslam

Apr 12th, 2008, 11:51:03 PM	#344
darkie coolcoolcool Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,352 Plano, TX	b __________________

Apr 13th, 2008, 3:16:21 AM	#345
West Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 868	Body slam or I'd just blizzard and pray it would be frozen. __________________ Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Apr 13th, 2008, 6:05:50 AM	#346
Hairyama Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 66	I'll go with the crowd, B __________________ thanks for taking the time to read this, and if you ban me, I understand.

Apr 13th, 2008, 7:22:35 AM	#347
Grawl Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 632	D for fun __________________ Not cool enough for a signature

Apr 13th, 2008, 8:10:04 AM	#348
akuchi please dont remove akuchis custom title she is my bitch -chaos Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,738 gutters of manchester	d __________________ <akuchi> I only have eyes for hazeybabes <+Hazerider> she digs gay men <+Hazerider> ...

Apr 13th, 2008, 8:26:36 AM	#349
Nilf Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 255 Brum	Yeah D is the best. Last edited by Nilf; Apr 13th, 2008 at 10:10:30 AM.

Apr 13th, 2008, 8:59:52 AM	#350
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,168	doomsday appdroves odf d