|
|||||||
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
|
#26 |
|
CHESTER COPPERPOTS
![]() ![]() ![]()
Moderator
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 12,483
Location: Felony Butt Prison
|
wtf darkie, I can't tell if that's a rap or a sonnet
besides, Jump rhymed "subpoena," this thread is already over
__________________
<Ninahaza> hey jumpman make sure to read DM's smocon 08 with her, its a great story but it has like 90% pictures half naked guys and you are in like 45% of those pics |
|
|
|
|
#27 |
|
coolcoolcool
![]() ![]() ![]()
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 5,353
Plano, TX
|
i know it sucked :(
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
#28 |
|
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 374
|
Busted on Route 12, dealing King's Rock
Fuzz pulls up while I'm closing up shop But she hot like she wearing a Destiny Knot Ten minutes later and I'm bangin that cop Don't be fooled by the moonstones she got She's still Officer Jenny from the block I'm Cuboning sexy bitches nonstop I made Cinnabar blow its top, BLAOW |
|
|
|
|
#29 |
|
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 471
|
Doctor Heartbreak has got some serious niggatude.
|
|
|
|
|
#30 |
|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 990
BLAS
|
hey ubermunch remember that good post you made?
yeah me neither
__________________
BLASTOISE WOULD NEVER HURT MY MOM. HE WOULD NEVER MAKE HER CRY LIKE HER BOYFRIEND JOHNNY DOES. IF BLASTOISE WAS MY DAD THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE. BLASTOISE WOULDN'T COME HOME SMELLING FUNNY AND HE WOULD NEVER HIT ME. HE WOULD HYDRO PUMP JOHNNY. |
|
|
|
|
#31 |
|
Banned deucer.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 47
Fresno, CA
|
Bitches want my dick to Meteor Mash
But if they misbehave they'll get an Head Smash I can say this because I'm so hot All the hos want my String Shot PS- I did this rap while listening to Beethoven. |
|
|
|
|
#32 |
|
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 580
Fresno, Ca
|
So heading to Eterna City like a big fool
When Gardenia shows up and I take her to school She spent all night atop my phallus and now I'm in the hospital with Pokerus Dont you losers call me a prick Im so pimp my Wobbuffet wear lipstick I dont care if your Garchomp got Choice Band Mah Gardevoir just used helping hand Dont be trying to Perish Trap My Honchkrow used Pay Day so cut the crap
__________________
Maybe if my signature is clever enough I will finally be loved. Thanks to Moft for this wicked avatar! |
|
|
|
|
#33 |
|
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 76
Genova, Italy
|
|
|
|
|
|
#34 |
|
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven! LOL!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 8,334
|
I got seven tournaments, wanna know why?
(Canadians sucks!) Because I always get Jackal, it's like a bye! (Canadians sucks!) But I ain't never been done win a big one.. (Canadians sucks!) The last Official Tournament r1 I was done (Canadians sucks!) You might think I'm following in skarm's step (Canadians sucks!) But I'm still a winner, I gotta keep my rep (Canadians sucks!) But I did pick up a thing or two from Vin (Canadians sucks!) Saved all my logs, but I got a lotta wins (Canadians sucks!) Don't even get me started on Dougun Mia (Canadians sucks!) He's looks like my pet, ch-ch-ch-chia (Canadians sucks!) For some reason he really likes Clefable (Canadians sucks!) No one gets it, I can't even translate with Babel (Canadians sucks!) Not even the smarties, not even Brain (Canadians sucks!) But robots got no heart, just a lot of oil stains (Canadians sucks!) It must suck to be Canadian, it must hurt (Canadians sucks!) Because you gotta realize it sucks, just like Curt! |
|
|
|
|
#35 |
|
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven! LOL!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 8,334
|
I'm hot and fiery, but I'm not gay, I'm not an Infernape
I'm not gangsta, not like soujla bois and his Bathing Apes You're so childish, think you're cute, think you're a Torchic But I can hear you around screaming out YAHH TRICK You're so grounded you got a Camerupt, no a camel toe Pull that shit out, you set an Ember Trap, gotta blow Get out the DS, turn on WiFi, get on the GTS, get a fire type Nowhere else to find Growlithe, get Arcanine, teach it Bite It won't help that much against the Waters or the Rocks And don't you dare get in a battle with motherfucking Brock So just lower the motherfucker's accuracy, use Flash Maybe Hypnosis, use Hidden Power Grass, use RAPIDASH Dash? My T-Mobile Dash? Shaq my idol, gotta flow But I can't get reception, I'm in Stark, catching Macargo Finally made it to the end, like the NBA Finals, ain't win though Did get myself a Heatran, ain't no trophy but better than Kobe P.S. Fuck you DoomMullet, it's far from over, I'll use Revive You think differently? Meet me up, I'll fly, get a car, you drive Better go now, it's a long ride, but not for me, I'll use Charizard Like Moltres, I'll confess, Jump does impress, he did go to Harvard But I'll make a trade, I got Red Shards, DM you suck like Flareon But you're not even going to respond DM, you're barely on! Wanna win it all, that's something you gotta earn, wait your turn Cause that's when the damage racks up, and you got BURNED |
|
|
|
|
#36 |
|
La-li-lu-le-lo
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 4,160
SHARK ATTACK
|
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, (Pokémon!) Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom, (We're almost home!) Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok That's all, folks!
__________________
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
|
#37 |
|
yadig
![]() ![]() ![]()
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,375
Maryland
|
Don't think you can hang with me
This is OU, I'm the garchomp, you're the motherfucking Butterfree This battle is do or die; you're an idiot if you use Butterfree, so don't even try I retract my Butterfree statement because it made a kid cry ;_; Last edited by Max; Jun 25th, 2008 at 5:26:51 AM. Reason: heh |
|
|
|
|
#38 |
|
CHESTER COPPERPOTS
![]() ![]() ![]()
Moderator
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 12,483
Location: Felony Butt Prison
|
You weak motherfucker, I think you'd better stop
I know that you're still waiting for your balls to drop The pokemon you used are killing your rhymes And if I've told you once, it's been a billion times Don't fuck with me when it comes to rap I'll knock your ass out like DoubleSlap I'll end this rap before it gets too long Plus the last burn is easy: your name is Dong.
__________________
<Ninahaza> hey jumpman make sure to read DM's smocon 08 with her, its a great story but it has like 90% pictures half naked guys and you are in like 45% of those pics |
|
|
|
|
#39 |
|
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven! LOL!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 8,334
|
Your moves are personal, mine are special attacks
You can't do any damage to me, with the EVs you lack You're sitting there doing nothing on your ass like Snorlax Facts are facts, mind your business, you have no tact When it comes to Pokemon, you just suck Mr. Bojak So watch it before you get 6-0'd, end up on your back No homo, I'll play Pokemon, got lots in boxes and stacks |
|
|
|
|
#40 | |
|
sux
![]() Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,203
Texas
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#41 |
|
what are birds?
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 5,002
we just don't know.
|
the key to spitting an awesome rap
is not to think "hmm what rhymes with that"
__________________
carpay deum. thats spanish for liv ur life. im out |
|
|
|
|
#42 |
|
I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different
![]() ![]() ![]()
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 6,128
Canada eh
|
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
#43 | |
|
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,015
Dont flame my
|
Quote:
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#44 |
|
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2,509
Kingdom of the Two Seas
|
Yo guys, I'm gonna knock you out in one hit,
like my Snorlax I don't give a shit, Don't cry when I get a crit, OMG that Garchomp just can't sit, Eat the dirt you sand veil ho', I'm gonna rape you with my Metagross until you saw please no, I may even use Choice Band Honchkrow. Hey you OU nurse, You're such a walling curse, Explosion or Focus Punch? Or my Tyranitar using Pursuit or Crunch, I know I can kill you, that's no hunch. |
|
|
|
|
#45 |
|
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 220
South Carolina
|
my mtv inspired rap
i rap well, you rap 'good' thinking bout hitting run? betcha wish ya could we ain't shinou, kanto or even hoenn cause when our eyes meet hoe you know i'm gonna win i'm the master of tricks, bitch all these battles i'm winnin they keep me gettin rich i'm an acro bike i'm the master of tricks that's something that you won't like i'm undefeated, man i'm 6-0 wonder what my movesets are? man i don't even know all i know is that i'm gonna win and you career? it's over, like fin' i considered deleting this but i wasted to much time so
__________________
http://www.last.fm/user/thJth/ Last edited by JTH; Jun 26th, 2008 at 7:30:08 PM. |
|
|
|
|
#46 | |
|
the wind is passing by.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,763
Santa Monica, CA
|
Quote:
AAAA BBB CC DDD also trying to actually rap it is like when you have those toys with shapes cut out in a piece of wood it's like trying to put a square in the circle hole.
__________________
transformation complete |
|
|
|
|
|
#47 |
|
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 154
|
Hey poke-bitches your asses are black.
I'm gonna fuck you with a quick attack. This is the normal type rap, My clefable's so horny, you got a doubleslap. My raticate has hair and my chansey is rare, Unlike your motha, she has eggs to spare. My skitty has eyes that come from china, She can fuck a wailord with her stretchy vagina. Mah Porygon Z, With adaptability Nasty plotted STAB Tri attack and you're pidgeot's snack. Peace out, this has been asian going on black Cyl3x bitches. |
|
|
|
|
#48 |
|
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2,509
Kingdom of the Two Seas
|
|
|
|
|
|
#49 |
|
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 580
Fresno, Ca
|
I got every pokemon for professor oak
I even got legit fakemon like pyroak Don't even mess with me I'll wall you with Blissey Shes a whore that lets me score every game for shame 6-0 up you you suck nothing new Darth Meanie, oh snap schooled in pokemon and rap I'll break your big winning streak Your team has darth meanie weak Wi-fi battles, won 'em all Caught mewtwo in a pokeball Beat you with UU contest ribbons? every one wanta go? get some Darth Meanie, oh snap schooled in pokemon and rap That's the best I got. White guys can only rap so well.
__________________
Maybe if my signature is clever enough I will finally be loved. Thanks to Moft for this wicked avatar! |
|
|
|
|
#50 | |||||
|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 990
BLAS
|
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO RAP
SO WHEN YOU TYPE STUFF AND IT SOUNDS LIKE CRAP YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR TRAP AND COUNT OUT THE BEATS WITH A TAP OR A CLAP Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
I HOPE WE ALL LEARNT SOMETHING TODAY
__________________
BLASTOISE WOULD NEVER HURT MY MOM. HE WOULD NEVER MAKE HER CRY LIKE HER BOYFRIEND JOHNNY DOES. IF BLASTOISE WAS MY DAD THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE. BLASTOISE WOULDN'T COME HOME SMELLING FUNNY AND HE WOULD NEVER HIT ME. HE WOULD HYDRO PUMP JOHNNY. Last edited by DeLorean; Jul 2nd, 2008 at 5:58:02 AM. |
|||||
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
|
|