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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 10:42:15 PM   #26
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wtf darkie, I can't tell if that's a rap or a sonnet

besides, Jump rhymed "subpoena," this thread is already over
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 11:21:19 PM   #27
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i know it sucked :(
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 12:38:58 AM   #28
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Busted on Route 12, dealing King's Rock
Fuzz pulls up while I'm closing up shop
But she hot like she wearing a Destiny Knot
Ten minutes later and I'm bangin that cop
Don't be fooled by the moonstones she got
She's still Officer Jenny from the block
I'm Cuboning sexy bitches nonstop
I made Cinnabar blow its top, BLAOW
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 1:29:40 AM   #29
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Doctor Heartbreak has got some serious niggatude.
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 2:06:39 AM   #30
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hey ubermunch remember that good post you made?

yeah me neither
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Bitches want my dick to Meteor Mash
But if they misbehave they'll get an Head Smash
I can say this because I'm so hot
All the hos want my String Shot

PS- I did this rap while listening to Beethoven.
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 3:33:22 AM   #32
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So heading to Eterna City like a big fool
When Gardenia shows up and I take her to school
She spent all night atop my phallus
and now I'm in the hospital with Pokerus

Dont you losers call me a prick
Im so pimp my Wobbuffet wear lipstick
I dont care if your Garchomp got Choice Band
Mah Gardevoir just used helping hand
Dont be trying to Perish Trap
My Honchkrow used Pay Day so cut the crap
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 3:47:38 AM   #33
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HEY KOBE, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE.
fin.
LOL that hilarious how you fit that into the Pokemon rap, XD 2 thumbs up lol.
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 4:17:52 AM   #34
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I got seven tournaments, wanna know why?
(Canadians sucks!)
Because I always get Jackal, it's like a bye!
(Canadians sucks!)
But I ain't never been done win a big one..
(Canadians sucks!)
The last Official Tournament r1 I was done
(Canadians sucks!)
You might think I'm following in skarm's step
(Canadians sucks!)
But I'm still a winner, I gotta keep my rep
(Canadians sucks!)
But I did pick up a thing or two from Vin
(Canadians sucks!)
Saved all my logs, but I got a lotta wins
(Canadians sucks!)
Don't even get me started on Dougun Mia
(Canadians sucks!)
He's looks like my pet, ch-ch-ch-chia
(Canadians sucks!)
For some reason he really likes Clefable
(Canadians sucks!)
No one gets it, I can't even translate with Babel
(Canadians sucks!)
Not even the smarties, not even Brain
(Canadians sucks!)
But robots got no heart, just a lot of oil stains
(Canadians sucks!)
It must suck to be Canadian, it must hurt
(Canadians sucks!)
Because you gotta realize it sucks, just like Curt!
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 5:03:31 AM   #35
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I'm hot and fiery, but I'm not gay, I'm not an Infernape
I'm not gangsta, not like soujla bois and his Bathing Apes
You're so childish, think you're cute, think you're a Torchic
But I can hear you around screaming out YAHH TRICK
You're so grounded you got a Camerupt, no a camel toe
Pull that shit out, you set an Ember Trap, gotta blow
Get out the DS, turn on WiFi, get on the GTS, get a fire type
Nowhere else to find Growlithe, get Arcanine, teach it Bite
It won't help that much against the Waters or the Rocks
And don't you dare get in a battle with motherfucking Brock
So just lower the motherfucker's accuracy, use Flash
Maybe Hypnosis, use Hidden Power Grass, use RAPIDASH
Dash? My T-Mobile Dash? Shaq my idol, gotta flow
But I can't get reception, I'm in Stark, catching Macargo
Finally made it to the end, like the NBA Finals, ain't win though
Did get myself a Heatran, ain't no trophy but better than Kobe
P.S. Fuck you DoomMullet, it's far from over, I'll use Revive
You think differently? Meet me up, I'll fly, get a car, you drive
Better go now, it's a long ride, but not for me, I'll use Charizard
Like Moltres, I'll confess, Jump does impress, he did go to Harvard
But I'll make a trade, I got Red Shards, DM you suck like Flareon
But you're not even going to respond DM, you're barely on!
Wanna win it all, that's something you gotta earn, wait your turn
Cause that's when the damage racks up, and you got BURNED
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 5:21:03 AM   #36
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SHARK ATTACK
Exclamation

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, (Pokémon!)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom, (We're almost home!)

Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok
That's all, folks!
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 5:21:36 AM   #37
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Don't think you can hang with me
This is OU, I'm the garchomp, you're the motherfucking Butterfree
This battle is do or die; you're an idiot if you use Butterfree, so don't even try

I retract my Butterfree statement because it made a kid cry ;_;

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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 12:05:43 PM   #38
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You weak motherfucker, I think you'd better stop
I know that you're still waiting for your balls to drop
The pokemon you used are killing your rhymes
And if I've told you once, it's been a billion times
Don't fuck with me when it comes to rap
I'll knock your ass out like DoubleSlap

I'll end this rap before it gets too long
Plus the last burn is easy: your name is Dong.
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 1:25:49 PM   #39
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Your moves are personal, mine are special attacks
You can't do any damage to me, with the EVs you lack
You're sitting there doing nothing on your ass like Snorlax
Facts are facts, mind your business, you have no tact
When it comes to Pokemon, you just suck Mr. Bojak
So watch it before you get 6-0'd, end up on your back
No homo, I'll play Pokemon, got lots in boxes and stacks
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 1:35:46 PM   #40
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Who's there, Erika? She's a little bitch
But I put the "teenage" in teenage witch
That's right, it's the one and only Sabrina
I lay down the law like a subpoena
Lemme tell you why the pokes she trains are all Grass
S'cause she thinks that aroma shit gonna get her some ass
But puff puff give she can't tell when you're gonna blow
And I'm a Psychic trainer honey—I already know. ;)
the first four lines especially were amazing lol
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 1:37:03 PM   #41
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the key to spitting an awesome rap
is not to think "hmm what rhymes with that"
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 2:24:34 PM   #42
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Canadians Sucks
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 7:55:03 PM   #43
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If it's a pokemon battle that you seek,
Stay away from Jackal he's got your 4x weak.
He is good, streng, and has elegant charm,
With his lead off Stantler he will do you harm.

Your skarmory may spike and your blissey may sing,
But who cares? Jackal doesnt afraid of anything.
If you try to beat him, its simply a waste,
HEY KOBE, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE.
Shit that's game
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 10:14:17 AM   #44
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Yo guys, I'm gonna knock you out in one hit,
like my Snorlax I don't give a shit,
Don't cry when I get a crit,
OMG that Garchomp just can't sit,
Eat the dirt you sand veil ho',
I'm gonna rape you with my Metagross until you saw please no,
I may even use Choice Band Honchkrow.

Hey you OU nurse,
You're such a walling curse,
Explosion or Focus Punch?
Or my Tyranitar using Pursuit or Crunch,
I know I can kill you, that's no hunch.
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 6:28:58 PM   #45
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my mtv inspired rap

i rap well, you rap 'good'
thinking bout hitting run?
betcha wish ya could
we ain't shinou, kanto or even hoenn
cause when our eyes meet
hoe you know i'm gonna win

i'm the master of tricks, bitch
all these battles i'm winnin
they keep me gettin rich
i'm an acro bike
i'm the master of tricks
that's something that you won't like

i'm undefeated, man i'm 6-0
wonder what my movesets are?
man i don't even know
all i know is that i'm gonna win
and you career?
it's over, like fin'


i considered deleting this but i wasted to much time so
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 6:40:39 PM   #46
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Yo guys, I'm gonna knock you out in one hit,
like my Snorlax I don't give a shit,
Don't cry when I get a crit,
OMG that Garchomp just can't sit,
Eat the dirt you sand veil ho',
I'm gonna rape you with my Metagross until you saw please no,
I may even use Choice Band Honchkrow.

Hey you OU nurse,
You're such a walling curse,
Explosion or Focus Punch?
Or my Tyranitar using Pursuit or Crunch,
I know I can kill you, that's no hunch.
i just wanted to highlight how much this made me vomit

AAAA
BBB
CC
DDD

also trying to actually rap it is like when you have those toys with shapes cut out in a piece of wood

it's like trying to put a square in the circle hole.
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Hey poke-bitches your asses are black.
I'm gonna fuck you with a quick attack.
This is the normal type rap,
My clefable's so horny, you got a doubleslap.

My raticate has hair and my chansey is rare,
Unlike your motha, she has eggs to spare.
My skitty has eyes that come from china,
She can fuck a wailord with her stretchy vagina.

Mah Porygon Z,
With adaptability
Nasty plotted STAB Tri attack
and you're pidgeot's snack.

Peace out, this has been asian going on black Cyl3x bitches.
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Old Jun 28th, 2008, 10:59:46 PM   #48
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i just wanted to highlight how much this made me vomit

AAAA
BBB
CC
DDD

also trying to actually rap it is like when you have those toys with shapes cut out in a piece of wood

it's like trying to put a square in the circle hole.
Glad you liked it XD...
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 2:17:49 AM   #49
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I got every pokemon for professor oak
I even got legit fakemon like pyroak
Don't even mess with me
I'll wall you with Blissey
Shes a whore
that lets me score
every game
for shame
6-0
up you
you suck
nothing new
Darth Meanie, oh snap
schooled in pokemon and rap

I'll break your big winning streak
Your team has darth meanie weak
Wi-fi battles, won 'em all
Caught mewtwo in a pokeball
Beat you
with UU
contest ribbons?
every one
wanta go?
get some
Darth Meanie, oh snap
schooled in pokemon and rap

That's the best I got.
White guys can only rap so well.
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I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO RAP
SO WHEN YOU TYPE STUFF AND IT SOUNDS LIKE CRAP
YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR TRAP
AND COUNT OUT THE BEATS WITH A TAP OR A CLAP

Quote:
Glad you liked it XD...
He didn't and YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

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Hey poke-bitches your asses are black.
I'm gonna fuck you with a quick attack.
WRONG

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Darth Meanie, oh snap
schooled in pokemon and rap
NEVER, EVER POST AGAIN

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Who's there, Erika? She's a little bitch
But I put the "teenage" in teenage witch
That's right, it's the one and only Sabrina
I lay down the law like a subpoena
Good stuff, excellent rhyme, beat, rhythm, ect.

Quote:
You a bug catcher I'm a Pokemon Master
Like a Miltank I'll put ya out to pasture
Got the Thunder Badge so my team is faster
You use Splash I'm a Hydro Blaster
GOLD STAR

I HOPE WE ALL LEARNT SOMETHING TODAY
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BLASTOISE WOULDN'T COME HOME SMELLING FUNNY AND HE WOULD NEVER HIT ME. HE WOULD HYDRO PUMP JOHNNY.

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