Itt we rap battle - Page 3

CardsOfTheHeart · Jul 2nd, 2008, 7:10:39 AM

So you wanna be a master of (Pokemon!)
Do you have the skills to be (number one!)

I wanna take the ultimate step
Find the courage to be bold (Pokemon)
To risk it all and not forget
The lessons that I hold
I wanna go where no one's been
Far beyond the crowd! (Pokemon) Yeah
Learn the way to take command
(Use the power that's in my hand)

We all live (Yeahhh!) in a Pokemon world! (Po-ke-mon!)
I wanna be (Yeahhh!) the greatest master of them all! (Greatest master!)
We all live (Yeahhh!) in a Pokemon world! (Po-ke-mon!)
I put myself to the test
To be better than all the rest!

So you wanna be a master of (Pokemon!)
Do you have the skills to be (number one!)

We all live (Yeahhh!) in a Pokemon world! (Po-ke-mon!)
I wanna be (Yeahhh!) the greatest master of them all!
(You have the power right in your hands)
Po-ke-mon!

Doctor Heartbreak · Aug 1st, 2008, 3:23:34 AM

hey guys, remember this thread? well now i got a blog to do it in, because i am a ridiculous/awful person

http://assortedraps.blogspot.com/

ch check it out

Ryfle · Aug 1st, 2008, 4:25:55 AM

Oh shit. Gastlyface Killah and Meowthod Man. You listen to underground shit like Jedi Mind Trick and Immortal Technique?

Doctor Heartbreak · Aug 1st, 2008, 4:51:33 AM

nope! i only really got into the hip hops a couple months ago, so it's basically been Wu Tang and A Tribe Called Quest and that's about it

still making my way through the Wu solo albums

but i'll check those guys out!

okay holy moly listening to Jedi etc on youtube and he is pretty amazing. got any album recommendations?

gorm · Aug 1st, 2008, 5:01:12 AM

fuck talk is cheap like my grocery shoppin
cuz i save up my coupons before store hoppin
then i stroll down the aisles and price compare
if you're lookin for cheap produce just ask me where
im on top of the game and im way below budget
my financial situation there is no way to fudge it
and my cash situation was really going my way
until i heard your stuff and had to buy myself some anti-wuss spray

your rhymes is flat like 70cent mountain dew
in a two litre bottle (here i bought one for you)
when my ears drink em up i just got to spit
about how none of you suckers even approaches legit
i got a farmers tan and a growin body to feed
and i wanna save my scratch for a time of need,
like if the radio ever plays your shitty groove;
cuz then ill go down to a surgeon get my ears remove'

Doctor Heartbreak · Aug 1st, 2008, 5:28:06 AM

okay not sure how the meter comes across in writing here, because it sort of jumps around a bit, but it makes sense when i rap it out loud, okay? gorm you goin down

Well my style in the aisle is wild
But still you bring the rhymes like a child
I got mad guile so sit down and listen for a while
I'm versatile, wipe the smile off ya dial
Getting hostile with the broccoli, stop me?
Not for a while, I bust more slang than a cockney
Think you can rock me? Shock me? I buy peas
Carrots, shallots, pumpkin, onions, leeks
I'm cooking up a feed in the vege aisle
My soup got flavour, but yours is mild
If you try to deny then you're in denial
I'm the best damn chef for a hundred miles, peace

gorm · Aug 1st, 2008, 5:36:35 AM

rhyming peas with leaks is a rookie mistake
your style's outta control and im hittin the brake
sit down while you're ahead, go and have a nap
and ill even throw in a fuckin free duncecap.
i aint got time to sort out the trash
so step down son before i start actin rash
i dont wanna have to stop your noise polution
but i think a case of raid is a good solution
your rap like ants and im the magnifying glass
focusin sunlight to fry up your candy ass
you bout as close to the streets as a tropical isle
plus my dicks longer than yours by like half a mile

Hipmonlee · Aug 1st, 2008, 7:20:04 AM

What's with everyone being from New Zealand suddenly. My gimmick is being watered down.

Have a nice day.

Doctor Heartbreak · Aug 1st, 2008, 7:54:41 AM

oh dang whereabouts are you from dude? i'm down in christchurch

DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN YOU GORM:

Yeah, sure I'll sit down, take a break, get unwound
I could school you were I lounging on the fuckin ground
I'm renowned, get around, I'm the talk of the town
Bow down to me son, 'cos I wear the rap crown
Your couplets are rubbish, two rhymes is real scrubbish
I got ten with the "own" sound, now the party’s hubbub-ish
A tropical isle? Yeah, I’m feeling Yacht Clubbish
I’m the scourge of the seas but you’re just land-lubbish

Hipmonlee · Aug 1st, 2008, 8:03:14 AM

Hamilton.

Have a nice day.

McGrrr · Aug 1st, 2008, 9:20:08 AM

Back up back up
I'm here to cause a sensation
If yer crave an explanation
I'll spit it out fer you
White 'n' Caucasian
You got nuttin' on an Asian
You phoney niggas too
Wit' yer second class rhyme
And yer middle class life
Who the fuck yer think you're kiddin'?
If yer ain't doing crime
Or yer ain't down fer life
Then yer lies we need riddin'
You ain't black, you're just whack
If yer think we'll fall fer that crap
Fight on the outside
Life on the wrong side
White on the inside
You're just an oreo

DM · Aug 1st, 2008, 12:02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Doctor Heartbreak

okay holy moly listening to Jedi etc on youtube and he is pretty amazing. got any album recommendations?

Legacy of Blood gogogogogo

also go get Atmosphere right now, God Loves Ugly, Slug's raps will blow your mind

Isy · Aug 1st, 2008, 12:32:12 PM

Isy here gorm man, I got a team for you
I picked one, all I need is a pikachu
That's right man, I know that you 'fraid of mice
turn 2 now it seems that you rollin' dice
You start it off with cacturne and a dyna punch
you missed so I'm using sub then a focus punch
now you all in a panic and you callin' hax
you wanna know my team..so you callin' max
you got a lot of flying so it's time I stealth rock
I quickly send out "Terrorist from Iraq" (Forretress)
After he does his job he uses his explosion
next pokemon, magikarp, you must be jokin'
Few turns later you see I got the upperhand
then I win and now you wanna battle again?
For some reason you can't see that I'm fucking real
Take that from a guy with a OU cyndaquil
Now you're done and I really wanna see you gone
Call max and cry on your telephone
If you ever see a guy with mad poetry
Cower in fear gorm, cause you know it's me

evan · Aug 1st, 2008, 1:21:35 PM

Best undie hip hop album is Binary Star - Masters of the Universe followed closely by Mos Def And Talib Kweli- are Black Star.

monkfish · Aug 1st, 2008, 3:06:54 PM

i need to listen to this shit. doctor heartbreak your blog is amazing

DiamondDust · Aug 1st, 2008, 4:26:19 PM

get the fuck out of here, before i use air slash
i'll set up on you without using focus sash
when i choice band outrage, you will begin to weep
my garchomp is so savage, he is ready to sweep

my weavile is a problem when i use swords dance
my gengar will hypnotize you, and put you in a trace
never use that pink whore blissey
she will give you aids
close combat to the face
"HAAX"
"I GOT THIS HERA IN A TRADE"

DeLorean · Aug 1st, 2008, 7:16:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Doctor Heartbreak

oh dang whereabouts are you from dude? i'm down in christchurch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Hipmonlee

Hamilton.

Have a nice day.

man! you two and me makes 3 people!

Hipmonlee · Aug 1st, 2008, 7:48:49 PM

And firepokemon and animenagai and Drew and Matty G and some dude I spoke to on shoddy the other day and I am pretty sure there was another one and they all appeared in the last 6 months or so..

After all these years of being here all by myself.

We should have a smocon here!

Have a nice day.

Arcaseven · Aug 1st, 2008, 10:22:34 PM

it's been a while since i was in this breedin' scene
back when KYOGRE made it rain, the best game was green
fightin' LARVITARs out back for a couple grand
i held the best damn bitch in the palm of my hand
no one i meet could beat my 31 triple FLAWLESS
pimpin' my Tranny, and they couldn't settle for less

Doctor Heartbreak · Aug 6th, 2008, 5:28:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat DM

Legacy of Blood gogogogogo

also go get Atmosphere right now, God Loves Ugly, Slug's raps will blow your mind

oh dude the production on Legacy of Blood is seriously awesome but the homophobia is a bit of a turn-off

i can probably get over it though

Atmosphere is great!

BM i have made those my next two Albums To Acquire

~~YankeeSprinter~~ · Aug 6th, 2008, 8:54:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Asma

Oh shit. Gastlyface Killah and Meowthod Man. You listen to underground shit like Jedi Mind Trick and Immortal Technique?

Jedi Mind is my favorite, I went to Rock the Bells festival this Sunday and got my picture w/ Immortal. It was probably one of the best days of my life

~~YankeeSprinter~~ · Aug 6th, 2008, 8:58:47 AM

impressive--now release your anger. You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.

Stoo · Aug 6th, 2008, 11:37:12 AM

I like the second half of yankee sprinters
lol and underdawgs

I like this thread

DM · Aug 6th, 2008, 12:17:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Doctor Heartbreak

oh dude the production on Legacy of Blood is seriously awesome but the homophobia is a bit of a turn-off

yeah they apparently hate gay people

but how often do you really agree with anything rappers say

~~YankeeSprinter~~ · Aug 6th, 2008, 12:44:39 PM

It's imperative that you understand.
Obi-wan would never bother---to tell you the truth about your father

Jul 2nd, 2008, 7:10:39 AM	#51
CardsOfTheHeart Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,971 My Soul, Your Beats!	So you wanna be a master of (Pokemon!) Do you have the skills to be (number one!) I wanna take the ultimate step Find the courage to be bold (Pokemon) To risk it all and not forget The lessons that I hold I wanna go where no one's been Far beyond the crowd! (Pokemon) Yeah Learn the way to take command (Use the power that's in my hand) We all live (Yeahhh!) in a Pokemon world! (Po-ke-mon!) I wanna be (Yeahhh!) the greatest master of them all! (Greatest master!) We all live (Yeahhh!) in a Pokemon world! (Po-ke-mon!) I put myself to the test To be better than all the rest! So you wanna be a master of (Pokemon!) Do you have the skills to be (number one!) We all live (Yeahhh!) in a Pokemon world! (Po-ke-mon!) I wanna be (Yeahhh!) the greatest master of them all! (You have the power right in your hands) Po-ke-mon! __________________ My Soul, Your Beats! Creator of the DPP Pokemon Resource, the one thing no Trainer should be without! (eventually... maybe) My YouTube Channel My Blog (VERY, VERY small, ATM)

Aug 1st, 2008, 4:25:55 AM	#53
Ryfle Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 337	Oh shit. Gastlyface Killah and Meowthod Man. You listen to underground shit like Jedi Mind Trick and Immortal Technique? Last edited by Ryfle; Aug 1st, 2008 at 4:31:57 AM.

Aug 1st, 2008, 5:01:12 AM	#55
gorm Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,191 ½gone	fuck talk is cheap like my grocery shoppin cuz i save up my coupons before store hoppin then i stroll down the aisles and price compare if you're lookin for cheap produce just ask me where im on top of the game and im way below budget my financial situation there is no way to fudge it and my cash situation was really going my way until i heard your stuff and had to buy myself some anti-wuss spray your rhymes is flat like 70cent mountain dew in a two litre bottle (here i bought one for you) when my ears drink em up i just got to spit about how none of you suckers even approaches legit i got a farmers tan and a growin body to feed and i wanna save my scratch for a time of need, like if the radio ever plays your shitty groove; cuz then ill go down to a surgeon get my ears remove' __________________ pretentious like a 7th son infectious like h1n1 Last edited by gorm; Aug 6th, 2008 at 10:25:09 PM. Reason: on--->one

Aug 1st, 2008, 5:36:35 AM	#57
gorm Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,191 ½gone	rhyming peas with leaks is a rookie mistake your style's outta control and im hittin the brake sit down while you're ahead, go and have a nap and ill even throw in a fuckin free duncecap. i aint got time to sort out the trash so step down son before i start actin rash i dont wanna have to stop your noise polution but i think a case of raid is a good solution your rap like ants and im the magnifying glass focusin sunlight to fry up your candy ass you bout as close to the streets as a tropical isle plus my dicks longer than yours by like half a mile __________________ pretentious like a 7th son infectious like h1n1

Aug 1st, 2008, 7:20:04 AM	#58
Hipmonlee Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,299	What's with everyone being from New Zealand suddenly. My gimmick is being watered down. Have a nice day. __________________

Aug 1st, 2008, 3:23:34 AM	#52
Doctor Heartbreak Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 374	hey guys, remember this thread? well now i got a blog to do it in, because i am a ridiculous/awful person http://assortedraps.blogspot.com/ ch check it out

Aug 1st, 2008, 4:51:33 AM	#54
Doctor Heartbreak Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 374	nope! i only really got into the hip hops a couple months ago, so it's basically been Wu Tang and A Tribe Called Quest and that's about it still making my way through the Wu solo albums but i'll check those guys out! okay holy moly listening to Jedi etc on youtube and he is pretty amazing. got any album recommendations?

Aug 1st, 2008, 5:28:06 AM	#56
Doctor Heartbreak Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 374	okay not sure how the meter comes across in writing here, because it sort of jumps around a bit, but it makes sense when i rap it out loud, okay? gorm you goin down Well my style in the aisle is wild But still you bring the rhymes like a child I got mad guile so sit down and listen for a while I'm versatile, wipe the smile off ya dial Getting hostile with the broccoli, stop me? Not for a while, I bust more slang than a cockney Think you can rock me? Shock me? I buy peas Carrots, shallots, pumpkin, onions, leeks I'm cooking up a feed in the vege aisle My soup got flavour, but yours is mild If you try to deny then you're in denial I'm the best damn chef for a hundred miles, peace

Aug 1st, 2008, 7:54:41 AM	#59
Doctor Heartbreak Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 374	oh dang whereabouts are you from dude? i'm down in christchurch DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN YOU GORM: Yeah, sure I'll sit down, take a break, get unwound I could school you were I lounging on the fuckin ground I'm renowned, get around, I'm the talk of the town Bow down to me son, 'cos I wear the rap crown Your couplets are rubbish, two rhymes is real scrubbish I got ten with the "own" sound, now the party’s hubbub-ish A tropical isle? Yeah, I’m feeling Yacht Clubbish I’m the scourge of the seas but you’re just land-lubbish

Aug 1st, 2008, 8:03:14 AM	#60
Hipmonlee Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,299	Hamilton. Have a nice day. __________________

Aug 1st, 2008, 9:20:08 AM	#61
McGrrr Facetious Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,086 England	Back up back up I'm here to cause a sensation If yer crave an explanation I'll spit it out fer you White 'n' Caucasian You got nuttin' on an Asian You phoney niggas too Wit' yer second class rhyme And yer middle class life Who the fuck yer think you're kiddin'? If yer ain't doing crime Or yer ain't down fer life Then yer lies we need riddin' You ain't black, you're just whack If yer think we'll fall fer that crap Fight on the outside Life on the wrong side White on the inside You're just an oreo __________________ We can grow up, but we don't have to grow old!

Aug 1st, 2008, 12:32:12 PM	#63
Isy Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 358 louisiana, we use toothbrushes ok	Isy here gorm man, I got a team for you I picked one, all I need is a pikachu That's right man, I know that you 'fraid of mice turn 2 now it seems that you rollin' dice You start it off with cacturne and a dyna punch you missed so I'm using sub then a focus punch now you all in a panic and you callin' hax you wanna know my team..so you callin' max you got a lot of flying so it's time I stealth rock I quickly send out "Terrorist from Iraq" (Forretress) After he does his job he uses his explosion next pokemon, magikarp, you must be jokin' Few turns later you see I got the upperhand then I win and now you wanna battle again? For some reason you can't see that I'm fucking real Take that from a guy with a OU cyndaquil Now you're done and I really wanna see you gone Call max and cry on your telephone If you ever see a guy with mad poetry Cower in fear gorm, cause you know it's me

Aug 1st, 2008, 1:21:35 PM	#64
evan I did my best -- I have no regrets Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,261	Best undie hip hop album is Binary Star - Masters of the Universe followed closely by Mos Def And Talib Kweli- are Black Star.

Aug 1st, 2008, 3:06:54 PM	#65
monkfish what are birds? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,002 we just don't know.	i need to listen to this shit. doctor heartbreak your blog is amazing __________________ carpay deum. thats spanish for liv ur life. im out

Aug 1st, 2008, 4:26:19 PM	#66
DiamondDust Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,787 BROOKLYN, HANDIN' OUT MAH RAGE	get the fuck out of here, before i use air slash i'll set up on you without using focus sash when i choice band outrage, you will begin to weep my garchomp is so savage, he is ready to sweep my weavile is a problem when i use swords dance my gengar will hypnotize you, and put you in a trace never use that pink whore blissey she will give you aids close combat to the face "HAAX" "I GOT THIS HERA IN A TRADE" __________________ Avatar by Rocket Grunt 1720 1578 1526

Aug 1st, 2008, 7:48:49 PM	#68
Hipmonlee Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,299	And firepokemon and animenagai and Drew and Matty G and some dude I spoke to on shoddy the other day and I am pretty sure there was another one and they all appeared in the last 6 months or so.. After all these years of being here all by myself. We should have a smocon here! Have a nice day. __________________

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Arcaseven Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 267 OXYGEN	it's been a while since i was in this breedin' scene back when KYOGRE made it rain, the best game was green fightin' LARVITARs out back for a couple grand i held the best damn bitch in the palm of my hand no one i meet could beat my 31 triple FLAWLESS pimpin' my Tranny, and they couldn't settle for less __________________ Competitive Pokémon Search Engine Battle Hall: Garchomp (49), Leafeon (37) FC: 2750 8747 1987 White FC: 1420 6672 5883

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Stoo Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,327 wiltshire, england	I like the second half of yankee sprinters lol and underdawgs I like this thread

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