Pocketman: a short story of a pervert

The Undertaker · Jul 10th, 2008, 7:03:37 AM

Once upon a time there was a 60 year old man.

He lived in Norway.
Nobody knew his name,they all called him Pocketman.
You probably ask why they called him pocket man, well i tell you why.
He in a VERY wierd way rapes people.
Believe me this story is true although its very wierd.
He has been arrested in custody by the police now.
He rapes everyone from a homofil to a pedofil.
This is the way he does it:
He wanders around the streets in a coap and a jeans pants.

And when its very few people around the streets and he sees for example a littled kid boy or girl (it could be a grown up too) he says this:

"hey boy i've hurt my hands a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my pocket"
the boy says:"sure thing man"

The boy put his hand in the guys pocket.

and he feels like the pocket is too long, and when he comes to the buttom of the ocket he feels something yucky(the pocketmans dick).

And pocketman takes a knife from his other wallet stabs the kid and rapes him.

Believe me i'm norwegian and its true over 2,000 people have been raped by this man.

This thread might seem totally NON INTERESTING but i'm bored and i just wanna say this.

reply your thoughts about this man or write your own story about the subject.

submitted by The Undertaker

Atlas · Jul 10th, 2008, 7:10:35 AM

"come on, i dont have apposable thumbs, reach in my pocket for my cellphone."

The Undertaker · Jul 10th, 2008, 7:13:30 AM

LMAO funny Kanguroo......

**Glen** · Jul 10th, 2008, 7:19:03 AM

this is fucking golden

junior · Jul 10th, 2008, 7:26:28 AM

hahaha jesus christ.

Max · Jul 10th, 2008, 7:28:57 AM

haha what the hell

Blue Kirby · Jul 10th, 2008, 7:45:43 AM

Dear lord ...

Steeler · Jul 10th, 2008, 8:17:06 AM

any chance of a cyber raping 'digiman' in belgium or someshit?

who asks you to 'check out this cool site'?

only to find you've set in motion a series of events leading to a loss of your privacy/virginity/life?

West · Jul 10th, 2008, 9:18:29 AM

It would be like:

Hey check my naked pictures!

Click Here!

And when file.exe runs, an unconnected usb cable would wrap around your legs and rape you.

Hamstern · Jul 10th, 2008, 9:50:44 AM

WOOT! I never read he stabbed people :P Or maybe I read about another (swedish?)pocketman :l

Doomsday · Jul 10th, 2008, 11:22:04 AM

rofl this is Brilliant

submitted by Doomsday.

Venom · Jul 10th, 2008, 11:40:53 AM

rofl

DM · Jul 10th, 2008, 12:02:55 PM

Once upon a time there was a 16 year old man.

He lived in India.
Nobody knew his name,they all called him Assman.
You probably ask why they called him ass man, well i tell you why.
He in a VERY wierd way rapes people.
Believe me this story is true although its very wierd.
He has been arrested in custody by the police now.
He rapes everyone from a ryubahamut to a Shiv.
This is the way he does it:
He wanders around the gay bathhouses in a tuarban and a capri pants.

And when its very few people around the showers and he sees for example a littled kid zerowing or Mystica (it could be a Carl) he says this:

"hey boy i've hurt my rectum a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my ass"
the boy says:"sure thing man"

The boy put his hand in the guys ass.

and he feels like the ass is too long, and when he comes to the buttom of the ectum he feels something yucky(the assmans prostate).

And assman takes a dildo from his other wallet stabs the kid and rapes him.

Believe me i'm american and its true over 184,234,709 people have been raped by this man.

This thread might seem totally NON INTERESTING but i'm bored and i just wanna say this.

reply your thoughts about this man or write your own story about the subject.

submitted by The DoomMullet

tentaintcool · Jul 10th, 2008, 12:22:29 PM

haha DM

WishJirachi · Jul 10th, 2008, 2:04:27 PM

haha I cried from laughter

Invective · Jul 10th, 2008, 2:10:01 PM

rofl that was gold.
oops, i mean gold.
.

Andeby · Jul 10th, 2008, 2:21:11 PM

Is this a insult?!

unceunce · Jul 10th, 2008, 2:36:31 PM

over 2,000 people.

jesus

gorm · Jul 10th, 2008, 2:40:04 PM

i miss trashy ;_;

Iraff · Jul 10th, 2008, 3:31:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat DM

"hey boy i've hurt my rectum a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my ass"

That may be the single greatest line ever.

Shiv · Jul 11th, 2008, 1:15:15 AM

dear god, this thread is absolutely brilliant.

im in splits lol holy fucking shit.

5 starred!

Mr Escalator · Jul 11th, 2008, 1:27:52 AM

oh god I started silently laughing until I began to hiccup
amazing DM

Max.AU · Jul 11th, 2008, 1:39:38 AM

holy fucking shit thats great ahhahah

edit: i laughed even more when i saw the "HAHAHAHA" in the post subject when he said the kangaroo was funny.

hybrid · Jul 12th, 2008, 7:11:56 AM

He wanders around the streets in a coap and a jeans pants.

Jul 10th, 2008, 7:03:37 AM	#1
The Undertaker Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 7	Pocketman: a short story of a pervert Once upon a time there was a 60 year old man. He lived in Norway. Nobody knew his name,they all called him Pocketman. You probably ask why they called him pocket man, well i tell you why. He in a VERY wierd way rapes people. Believe me this story is true although its very wierd. He has been arrested in custody by the police now. He rapes everyone from a homofil to a pedofil. This is the way he does it: He wanders around the streets in a coap and a jeans pants. And when its very few people around the streets and he sees for example a littled kid boy or girl (it could be a grown up too) he says this: "hey boy i've hurt my hands a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my pocket" the boy says:"sure thing man" The boy put his hand in the guys pocket. and he feels like the pocket is too long, and when he comes to the buttom of the ocket he feels something yucky(the pocketmans dick). And pocketman takes a knife from his other wallet stabs the kid and rapes him. Believe me i'm norwegian and its true over 2,000 people have been raped by this man. This thread might seem totally NON INTERESTING but i'm bored and i just wanna say this. reply your thoughts about this man or write your own story about the subject. submitted by The Undertaker

Jul 10th, 2008, 7:10:35 AM	#2
Atlas I'm the Mary! Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,487 Alliston, Ontario	"come on, i dont have apposable thumbs, reach in my pocket for my cellphone." __________________

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The Undertaker Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 7	HAHAHAHAHA...... LMAO funny Kanguroo......

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Jul 10th, 2008, 8:17:06 AM	#8
Steeler Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,388 >:	any chance of a cyber raping 'digiman' in belgium or someshit? who asks you to 'check out this cool site'? only to find you've set in motion a series of events leading to a loss of your privacy/virginity/life? __________________ Brock is the biggest troll ever. Last edited by Steeler; Jul 10th, 2008 at 8:19:46 AM.

Jul 10th, 2008, 9:18:29 AM	#9
West Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 868	It would be like: Hey check my naked pictures! Click Here! And when file.exe runs, an unconnected usb cable would wrap around your legs and rape you. __________________ Wibbly wobbly timey wimey Last edited by West; Jul 10th, 2008 at 9:21:47 AM.

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Hamstern Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,203 Sweden	WOOT! I never read he stabbed people :P Or maybe I read about another (swedish?)pocketman :l __________________ <Thread> l Pokecheck: DW Females RNGs (Updated 29 june with Imposter Ditto) White FC: 3869 0301 5116

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Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,167	rofl this is Brilliant submitted by Doomsday. __________________ a wicked engine Last edited by Doomsday; Jul 10th, 2008 at 11:25:20 AM.

Jul 10th, 2008, 11:40:53 AM	#12
Venom Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,493 Houston, TX	rofl __________________

Jul 10th, 2008, 12:02:55 PM	#13
DM CHESTER COPPERPOTS Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,488 Location: Felony Butt Prison	Once upon a time there was a 16 year old man. He lived in India. Nobody knew his name,they all called him Assman. You probably ask why they called him ass man, well i tell you why. He in a VERY wierd way rapes people. Believe me this story is true although its very wierd. He has been arrested in custody by the police now. He rapes everyone from a ryubahamut to a Shiv. This is the way he does it: He wanders around the gay bathhouses in a tuarban and a capri pants. And when its very few people around the showers and he sees for example a littled kid zerowing or Mystica (it could be a Carl) he says this: "hey boy i've hurt my rectum a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my ass" the boy says:"sure thing man" The boy put his hand in the guys ass. and he feels like the ass is too long, and when he comes to the buttom of the ectum he feels something yucky(the assmans prostate). And assman takes a dildo from his other wallet stabs the kid and rapes him. Believe me i'm american and its true over 184,234,709 people have been raped by this man. This thread might seem totally NON INTERESTING but i'm bored and i just wanna say this. reply your thoughts about this man or write your own story about the subject. submitted by The DoomMullet __________________ <Ninahaza> hey jumpman make sure to read DM's smocon 08 with her, its a great story but it has like 90% pictures half naked guys and you are in like 45% of those pics

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unceunce Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 555 Atlanta	over 2,000 people. jesus

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Jul 11th, 2008, 1:15:15 AM	#21
Shiv mostly harmless Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,820	dear god, this thread is absolutely brilliant. im in splits lol holy fucking shit. 5 starred!

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