McDonald's answers to the public

Thunda · Jul 14th, 2008, 8:47:47 PM

http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions.html

McDonald's have been accepting questions from the public with a promise to answer each one seriously - and they delivered.

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Originally Posted by Fat McDonald's

Q. I've heard your burgers are made from poor people that populate the third world countries. Why not choose people from the over populated china instead?

A. No, All McDonald's hamburgers are made of beef, nothing else just 100 percent beef, prepared from whole cuts of forequarter and flank (similar to the mince you'd buy in the supermarket). All that's added is a pinch of salt and pepper after cooking. (July 2008)

Q. It is true your burgers contain poo

A.No, All McDonald's hamburgers are made of beef. Nothing else.

Q. Do you know what they call a big mac in France?

A. Le Big Mac. (June 2008)

Q. Is it true that you refuse to employ people with downsyndrome??
A. No, that is not true

Q. is it true a doctor who ate a burger at one of ur resturants found traces of sperm in the burger? or is that just rumors
A. Rumours.

1. You know the chicken nuggets, well a few years ago I found an octopus tentacle in one. How can this be? It was very delicious though.

This may come as a surprise, but there are no nasty bits in the Chicken McNuggets. The only meat used in the nuggets is chicken breast meat. Once made, they're then coated with a specially seasoned batter. If you would like to reassure yourself about how the Chicken McNuggets are made then take a look at the recent independent Quality Scout report. Just click on the 'Quality Scout' link on this site to find out more. (July 2008)

Q. Is it true that the cows are injected with AIDS to make the beef more lean, and appear healthier to the consumers?

A. No, it is not true. (May 2008)

Q. I once saw Ronald McDonald eating at burger king. A few minutes later some people with big guns dressed in McDonalds uniforms came in and started shouting. One of them tried to shoot Ronald but the Hamburglar took the bullet. Ronald is currently hiding at my house. The ransom is £1000000 and a happy meal. Please send the money if u want Ronald alive. Do you wish to negotiate?

A. You have a great imagination, ever thought about writing a book? (May 2008)

Q. Hello Ronold, I'm going to a party tonight. Should I wear my blue jumper or my black one?

A. Black. (May 2008)

Q. I've heard that meat for your burger is made up of cows brains, testicals and *****. Can you confirm this is 100% true?

A. No, McDonald's can't confirm this as true, because it isn't.

Q. Is it true that Ronald Mcdonald used to be a normal 16yr old employee before he had an accident and fell into the deep fryer and came out all clown like and mentally ******ed? I heard he couldn't speak at all anymore and never left the restaurant so McDonalds covered it up by making him the mascot. I saw this in PETA's documentary on your restaurant. Please set him free. This is a gross violation of child bondage laws.

A. Ronald McDonald has been the company's Chief Happiness Officer since 1963 and he's definitely well and free as you can see at his website www.bigredshoes.co.uk. McDonald's can only assume that the 'documentary' you saw was fictitious. (August 2007)

Q: Why are your staff greasyer than your food (nearly). Do you have a hygiene test?

A: Many young people as well as older people suffer from or have skin problems at some point in their lives. This doesn’t happen to people who work at McDonald’s any more than it does to people working in other places of employment. All restaurant staff receives hygiene training when they start work, this training, and the awareness of the importance of hygiene, continues throughout their employment with McDonald’s.

Q: I'm an english student working towards a food based qualification, however i have no arms or legs. will this be a factor applying for a job at mcdonalds?

A: McDonald's is an equal opportunities employer and would never discount anyone who expresses an interest in working for the company. As long as you are of school leaving age, all applications are welcome. At the interview stage, McDonald's will assess, in detail, your ability to do the job you've selected to apply for and discuss opportunities with you.

I applied for a job in McDonalds in Glasgow's Gallowgate and was refused an interview. As I have 2 GCSE's I can only imagine this is on grounds of my homosexuality. Now I'm off to join the Navy, where I am welcomed. Does McDonalds have an active 'no benders' recruitment policy? Surely this is against EU policy?

Anybody with the right attitude and a commitment to providing the best in customer service is welcome to apply a position at McDonald's. There is absolutely no discrimination towards individuals. McDonald's people policies follow current best practice and all legal directives and employment legislation. McDonald's has been awarded 'Investors in People' Status for the past eight years and this year was also named as one of the UK's Top 50 workplaces in the Financial Times. In addition, the company is a Gold certified member of 'Race for Opportunity' 'Opportunity Now' 'Employers Forum on Age' and the 'Employers Forum on Disability' all of which serves to illustrate its commitment to fairness, diversity and equality in the workplace. (September 2007)

Q. When I was six years old I visited McDonalds with my cousin Frank. That day we met Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar. My cousin Frank was inspired by Ronald and is now a succesful clown. I was inspired by the Hamburglar and am tempted to get into a life of crime. Will McDonalds reinstate this character so I can meet with him and exchange hints and tips? I don't want to end up in jail.

A. Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him. (November 2007)

Q.Have you thought about making a black Ronald McDonald for Africa or are you racist?

A. McDonald's is not racist. The Ronald McDonald character is a clown. He has been the face of the company since 1963 and is still one of the most recognised faces in the world. When the Ronald character makes a personal appearance, whether in Africa or Japan for example, he will be played by a local artist, but always with the recognisable make-up and accessories. (August 2007)

Q. I heard that Ronald Mc Donald is now more Hamburger than man, is this true?

A.No. Ronald McDonald is a man, not a hamburger.

Q. You claim that "millions of people enjoy eating your food every day". Do you have PROOF that they ENJOY eating it? Could it not be a case of peer pressure and personal blackmail? I heard that somebody left half a McNugget and Ronald McDonald KILLED THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY. Did this happen?

A.McDonald's likes to think that its customers are able to make their own choices, and would not visit McDonald's purely because of the reasons you state. And no, Ronald McDonald has never killed anyone.

Q. Is it true that Ronald McDonald has appeared in a music video with Insane Clown Posse?

A. Regarding your question, it is not true.

Q. Has Ronald McDonald got a girlfriend?

A. No, Ronald is currently single. (June 2008)

1. what football team does Ronald McDonals support?

Ronald McDonald is a supporter of football in general, not of any one team in particular. Like Ronald, McDonald's has a passion for sport and supports many different football initiatives across the UK on a local and national level. (June 2007)

Q: Has MacDonalds ever given funds to Sinn Fein?

A:McDonald's does not, and never has, funded Sinn Féin. (May 2007)

Q:Listen, i really like you, but I dont think im ready to marry you.

A:Always the Bride's maid. (May 2008)

Q: Why do McFlurries fill the sad, lonely, gaping void in my life?

A: That is a good question, but it's one that the team cannot answer, unfortunately. However, McDonald's is glad that you enjoy the McFlurry and hopes that it continues to bring a smile to your face. (January 2008)

Q: Is it true that McDonalds staff are contractually obliged to sing "I'm lovin' it." if a customer whistles the little tune from the adverts?

A: No this is not true. (January 2008)

Q: Is Ronald McDonal secretly teaching little boys that it's normal to wear lipstick?

A: No. Ronald McDonald is all about teaching children how to understand and enjoy food, to be active, and have lots of fun. (September 2007)

Q: Can I has cheezburger???

A: Of course. Please visit your nearest McDonald's restaurant to buy one.

346. I noticed that you use 100% beef in your burgers. Pepperami used to have 104% meat in their meat sticks. Do you plan on increasing your meat content to match compeition like this. If I were to have a direct choice for lunch between a 104% meat sandwich (2-3 pepperamis between 2 slices of bread) and a 100% meat sandwich then which one would I go for?!!!

McDonald's can only speak for itself, and it is confident that its Hamburgers are made of high quality beef and chicken meat, sourced from the best suppliers working to the highest standards. Which one you decide to have for lunch is entirely up to you. (January 2008)

Q: Is it true that McDonalds have plans to introduce cow racing, with jockeys dressed as clowns?

A: No.

are big macs big?
Yes!

Q: When I ate one of your fries I got cancer. Why did this happen? I thought McDonalds was healthy?

A: You have to check with the residence in which your purchased these fries. We are very sorry to hear this news.

Q: I'm an english student working towards a food based qualification, however i have no arms or legs. will this be a factor applying for a job at mcdonalds?

A: McDonald's is an equal opportunities employer and would never discount anyone who expresses an interest in working for the company. As long as you are of school leaving age, all applications are welcome. At the interview stage, McDonald's will assess, in detail, your ability to do the job you've selected to apply for and discuss opportunities with you.

Q: Whomever dreamed up the recipies for your lovely barbeque sauce and tartare sauce is deserving of a michelin star. They are truly delightful. How on earth did they manage it? And can you send me a small pot of each one please - it beats the dreadful home-made condiments my wife currently makes me endure. I look forward to receiving them in the post.

A: Thanks for the compliments. McDonald’s is unable to send out any sauces, but hopes you’ll continue to enjoy them in your local restaurant.

Q. Is it possible to rent out a restaurant for a wedding? My fiancee and I are very interested if this is the case.

A. Sorry, McDonald's does not rent out any restaurants for weddings. (June 2007)

Q. How many cats do you slaughter a day to make the Chicken Nuggets?

A. No cats in the Chicken McNuggets, only carefully deboned 100 per cent chicken breast meat, which is coated in a specially seasoned batter. Details of all McDonald's ingredients are available online in the 'Ingredients List' which is in the 'Eat Smart' section of www.mcdonalds.co.uk. (September 2007)

Shiv · Jul 14th, 2008, 8:48:25 PM

man thunda's been pasting this into fluodome for the last hour and all anyone's been saying is <nick> hahahahaha

these are fucking amazing.

junior · Jul 14th, 2008, 8:48:45 PM

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Q. I once saw Ronald McDonald eating at burger king. A few minutes later some people with big guns dressed in McDonalds uniforms came in and started shouting. One of them tried to shoot Ronald but the Hamburglar took the bullet. Ronald is currently hiding at my house. The ransom is £1000000 and a happy meal. Please send the money if u want Ronald alive. Do you wish to negotiate?

A. You have a great imagination, ever thought about writing a book? (May 2008)

that one is fucking gold hahahhaa. I lol'd so hard in #fluo. All of these are great actually.

thunda i love you soo much (no homo)

Venom · Jul 14th, 2008, 8:48:49 PM

hahaha I'm still loling from IRC fucking gold

WishJirachi · Jul 14th, 2008, 8:57:41 PM

Black Jumper? What the?

Anyways I can't stop loling.

darkie · Jul 14th, 2008, 9:03:00 PM

hahahah i loved

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Q. I heard that Ronald Mc Donald is now more Hamburger than man, is this true?

A.No. Ronald McDonald is a man, not a hamburger.

soo sooo sooooooo much

BlueCookies · Jul 14th, 2008, 9:12:32 PM

Oh my God, this was great.

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Q.Have you thought about making a black Ronald McDonald for Africa or are you racist?

A. McDonald's is not racist. The Ronald McDonald character is a clown. He has been the face of the company since 1963 and is still one of the most recognised faces in the world. When the Ronald character makes a personal appearance, whether in Africa or Japan for example, he will be played by a local artist, but always with the recognisable make-up and accessories. (August 2007)

I just can't stop laughing. All of them were hillarious.

Wow, I just went to that link and there are so many great questions and answers. I think I may email them a question.

***chaos***** · Jul 14th, 2008, 9:16:18 PM

I asked them if they supported competitive Pokemon, waiting for answer.

NESgamer · Jul 14th, 2008, 9:39:18 PM

Q: Why do McFlurries fill the sad, lonely, gaping void in my life?

A: That is a good question, but it's one that the team cannot answer, unfortunately. However, McDonald's is glad that you enjoy the McFlurry and hopes that it continues to bring a smile to your face. (January 2008)

This one is my favorie xD.

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Q. When I was six years old I visited McDonalds with my cousin Frank. That day we met Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar. My cousin Frank was inspired by Ronald and is now a succesful clown. I was inspired by the Hamburglar and am tempted to get into a life of crime. Will McDonalds reinstate this character so I can meet with him and exchange hints and tips? I don't want to end up in jail.

A. Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him. (November 2007)

This guy delivered as well with his question.

Btw, i think all the questions of "something gross on my food" are not funny, you know the answer before sending it.

This was a noble effort though.
Q.- I heard that someone found a human penis in their big mac, is this true?
A.-This is not true. (May 2008)

Synre · Jul 14th, 2008, 9:48:45 PM

lets get married at mcdonalds baby, i'll get the medium fry to roll out the rings and you can get the 10 piece nuggets for the flower girl to spread

Raikage · Jul 14th, 2008, 10:41:21 PM

This is incredible

I am definitely eating macs today

Mr.378 · Jul 14th, 2008, 11:02:42 PM

I remember seeing this on one of gameFAQs social Boards. Still as funny as the first time.

RyouChan · Jul 14th, 2008, 11:44:08 PM

14. Is it true that Ronald Mcdonald used to be a normal 16yr old employee before he had an accident and fell into the deep fryer and came out all clown like and mentally retarded? I heard he couldn't speak at all anymore and never left the restaurant so McDonalds covered it up by making him the mascot. I saw this in PETA's documentary on your restaurant. Please set him free. This is a gross violation of child bondage laws.

Ronald McDonald has been the company's Chief Happiness Officer since 1963 and he's definitely well and free as you can see at his website www.bigredshoes.co.uk. McDonald's can only assume that the 'documentary' you saw was fictitious. (August 2007)

Vampy34 · Jul 14th, 2008, 11:52:28 PM

oh my god this is amazing

i love you thunda (maybe homo)

goborage · Jul 15th, 2008, 12:26:54 AM

Man I wish you could rep people on these forums. You rock Thunda. As funny as the questions are, I really love the deadpan seriousness of the replies.

Q: Why are your staff greasyer than your food (nearly). Do you have a hygiene test?

A: Many young people as well as older people suffer from or have skin problems at some point in their lives.

Haha.

I submitted mine and they said they'll get to it in 2 weeks.

Cooper · Jul 15th, 2008, 2:14:28 AM

I stopped at mentally ******ed because I was laughing too hard.

**kd24** · Jul 15th, 2008, 10:54:33 AM

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Q. I once saw Ronald McDonald eating at burger king. A few minutes later some people with big guns dressed in McDonalds uniforms came in and started shouting. One of them tried to shoot Ronald but the Hamburglar took the bullet. Ronald is currently hiding at my house. The ransom is £1000000 and a happy meal. Please send the money if u want Ronald alive. Do you wish to negotiate?

A. You have a great imagination, ever thought about writing a book? (May 2008)

This and the "black ronald" were the best imo

edit: I asked a question they will get back to me in a bit. I need to remember the question though. I think it was:

Q: Being an avid pokemon player I would like to know mcdonalds take on smogon as being the best pokemon site in the world. I am wondering if you could put a picture of me and ronald on the wall of every mcdonalds because hes the best at burgers and im the best at pokemon.

then I put something wierd at the bottom. they will get back to me in 2 weeks or less.

Mastadi · Jul 15th, 2008, 11:12:46 AM

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Q. You claim that "millions of people enjoy eating your food every day". Do you have PROOF that they ENJOY eating it? Could it not be a case of peer pressure and personal blackmail? I heard that somebody left half a McNugget and Ronald McDonald KILLED THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY. Did this happen?

A.McDonald's likes to think that its customers are able to make their own choices, and would not visit McDonald's purely because of the reasons you state. And no, Ronald McDonald has never killed anyone.

Doomsday · Jul 15th, 2008, 12:09:56 PM

I really enjoy this lol, I hope they answer chaos' question

(nice avatar mastadi)

sanjay120 · Jul 15th, 2008, 12:27:29 PM

Asked: 'how? what purpose does your store serve?'

Eagerly awaiting reply!

cim · Jul 15th, 2008, 8:57:47 PM

Missed one.

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Originally Posted by Fat McDonalds

61. Hi, I was told when you bite into a big mac you will always find a surprise. I am scared because it might be monster or something that will give me nightmares. I just want to know WHAT IS THE SURPRISE?

There is nothing scary or surprising inside McDonald's famous Big Mac. The only thing that you will get from a bite is a great taste. The iconic Big Mac has consistently been the most popular sandwich amongst customers with McDonald's selling over one million Big Macs every year. For a full list of ingredients for all the McDonald's menu items please visit www.mcdonalds.co.uk and click on the `Eat Smart` section. (July 2008)

I asked if they would sponsor scooter riders.

Vidd · Jul 15th, 2008, 9:31:58 PM

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A. Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him. (November 2007)

How very disappointing.

hybrid · Jul 16th, 2008, 4:28:46 AM

sent in a question asking for advice on EV spreads

Steelicks · Jul 16th, 2008, 4:49:03 AM

oh my god... this was almost the funniest thing ive ever read

Stallion · Jul 16th, 2008, 5:49:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat McDonald's

Q. When I was six years old I visited McDonalds with my cousin Frank. That day we met Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar. My cousin Frank was inspired by Ronald and is now a succesful clown. I was inspired by the Hamburglar and am tempted to get into a life of crime. Will McDonalds reinstate this character so I can meet with him and exchange hints and tips? I don't want to end up in jail.

A. Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him. (November 2007)

This was my fav but they were all amazing!

Also it says Fat McDonald's above my quote :)

Jul 14th, 2008, 9:16:18 PM	#8
*chaos* chaos Administrator** Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,765	I asked them if they supported competitive Pokemon, waiting for answer. __________________ !gabite fierce: y'd u mute me?? !gabite fierce: eh bro?? !gabite fierce: u scared that i might bash u cuz u r not replying? ~chaos: you can't honestly think that is the reason lol !gabite fierce: tell me the reason oh is it cuz of bolding the writing? !gabite fierce: eh? !gabite fierce: u scared again?

Jul 14th, 2008, 9:39:18 PM	#9
NESgamer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,874 Death Heim	Q: Why do McFlurries fill the sad, lonely, gaping void in my life? A: That is a good question, but it's one that the team cannot answer, unfortunately. However, McDonald's is glad that you enjoy the McFlurry and hopes that it continues to bring a smile to your face. (January 2008) This one is my favorie xD. ------ Q. When I was six years old I visited McDonalds with my cousin Frank. That day we met Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar. My cousin Frank was inspired by Ronald and is now a succesful clown. I was inspired by the Hamburglar and am tempted to get into a life of crime. Will McDonalds reinstate this character so I can meet with him and exchange hints and tips? I don't want to end up in jail. A. Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him. (November 2007) This guy delivered as well with his question. Btw, i think all the questions of "something gross on my food" are not funny, you know the answer before sending it. This was a noble effort though. Q.- I heard that someone found a human penis in their big mac, is this true? A.-This is not true. (May 2008) __________________ Last edited by NESgamer; Jul 16th, 2008 at 4:57:43 PM.

Jul 14th, 2008, 11:52:28 PM	#14
Vampy34 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 923 Obey Henry	oh my god this is amazing i love you thunda (maybe homo) __________________ derp

Jul 15th, 2008, 12:09:56 PM	#19
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,166	I really enjoy this lol, I hope they answer chaos' question (nice avatar mastadi) __________________ a wicked engine

Jul 16th, 2008, 4:28:46 AM	#23
hybrid Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 562	sent in a question asking for advice on EV spreads __________________ criticant.all the guys think that hey are smarter. you are all jeleous on me.

Jul 14th, 2008, 8:48:25 PM	#2
Shiv mostly harmless Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,820	man thunda's been pasting this into fluodome for the last hour and all anyone's been saying is <nick> hahahahaha these are fucking amazing.

Jul 14th, 2008, 8:48:49 PM	#4
Venom Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,495 Houston, TX	hahaha I'm still loling from IRC fucking gold

Jul 14th, 2008, 8:57:41 PM	#5
WishJirachi Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 64	Black Jumper? What the? Anyways I can't stop loling.

Jul 14th, 2008, 9:48:45 PM	#10
Synre I did my best, I have no regrets FABULOUS Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,573	lets get married at mcdonalds baby, i'll get the medium fry to roll out the rings and you can get the 10 piece nuggets for the flower girl to spread

Jul 14th, 2008, 10:41:21 PM	#11
Raikage Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,065	This is incredible I am definitely eating macs today

Jul 14th, 2008, 11:02:42 PM	#12
Mr.378 Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 526	I remember seeing this on one of gameFAQs social Boards. Still as funny as the first time.

Jul 15th, 2008, 12:26:54 AM	#15
goborage Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 41	Man I wish you could rep people on these forums. You rock Thunda. As funny as the questions are, I really love the deadpan seriousness of the replies. Q: Why are your staff greasyer than your food (nearly). Do you have a hygiene test? A: Many young people as well as older people suffer from or have skin problems at some point in their lives. Haha. I submitted mine and they said they'll get to it in 2 weeks.

Jul 15th, 2008, 2:14:28 AM	#16
Cooper Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,806 The sunny streets of Santa Barbara	I stopped at mentally ******ed because I was laughing too hard.

Jul 16th, 2008, 4:49:03 AM	#24
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,755 Zoo Station	oh my god... this was almost the funniest thing ive ever read