The Haiku Battle Thread - Page 3

Pidge · Oct 20th, 2005, 8:13:27 PM

Basics and Exploud
you guys are big gay lovers
may I join in too

The.Lost.Hylian · Oct 20th, 2005, 8:16:08 PM

the above poster
made me ell oh ell quite hard
but i answer no

Ilpalazzo · Oct 20th, 2005, 9:04:25 PM

My heart wanes oh so
it pounds tentatively so
My heart stops oh so

cook · Oct 20th, 2005, 9:14:10 PM

to change the subject
i ate noodles for dinner
they were delicious!

Steelicks · Oct 21st, 2005, 12:15:56 AM

this thread fucking rules
please diss sanders, he is fat
i wanted to win

Kumar · Oct 21st, 2005, 1:54:19 AM

steelicks hi i say
how are you
you are accepted now

Steelicks · Oct 21st, 2005, 2:21:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Pidgeot79

Sanders, the colonel
Give me some of that chicken
And/Or a biscuit

this here made me laugh
you are a haiku hero
but i prefer bread

Cromat · Oct 21st, 2005, 3:18:43 AM

i said whoa it's cold
in here i said there must be some
BH in the atmosphere

Altmer · Oct 21st, 2005, 4:05:23 AM

bh is isis
and southpark as well now
so stop posting eh

exploud in trouble
for metal through his nice lip
run away from home

Acura · Oct 21st, 2005, 9:44:39 AM

cromat is a jew
a genuine jewish dude
i am so jealous!

Altmer · Oct 21st, 2005, 12:47:39 PM

smogon is jewed up
by people who are called jews
smogon is jewish

The.Lost.Hylian · Oct 21st, 2005, 2:17:57 PM

Smogon is Jewish
it has a new Pokemon
it is Pikajew

Doomsday · Oct 21st, 2005, 2:44:52 PM

I don't know
what a haiku is
so tell me

random shit
here and
there

BH · Oct 21st, 2005, 2:48:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat BH

hurl disrespect
five-seven-five syllables
haikus only, please

The.Lost.Hylian · Oct 21st, 2005, 2:52:03 PM

BH is quite smart
People who can't write haiku
Well they suck big ass

Altmer · Oct 21st, 2005, 2:52:58 PM

bh shows some brains
unlike some newbies around
and some big trolls too

Articuno64 · Oct 21st, 2005, 3:26:06 PM

you suck at haiku
i bet metang owns you too
BH, this means you

BH · Oct 21st, 2005, 3:27:36 PM

shut up canada
articuno64
nhl is gay

Ilpalazzo · Oct 21st, 2005, 4:25:16 PM

The stingray sleep tight
The waves crash on the surface
The stingray awakes

We need more these
More writing like threads ya know?
That would be the best

JMC · Oct 21st, 2005, 5:30:20 PM

W-T-F
All This Poetry Is Strange
I Need Some Drugs, plz.

And for all those noobs
Who claim "what the fuck" won't fit
Say the letters, fags

This haiku is gay
Or "trés homosexual"
In the French language

BH is all right
'Cept only in small doses
Since he causes gas

Slack King replied first
Wow, for sure he has no life
You. Suicide. Now.

Kari_Kagome
Oh yeah, and that word "Mewtwo"
What a shitty name

Acura's a car
Not a username to use
You fail at life, sir

Kikuichimonji
I hope I pronounced it right
Or this thing won't work

Exploud is emo
Nobody cares anymore
So just kill yourself

Roy is a big fag
I mean dude, look at his name
It is filled with gay

Then there's cookkirby
LOL what a queer name
Matches persona

And then there's Hipno
Quit using Pokemon's names
For your username

Oh Ilpalazzo
I have no clue what that means
Doubt you do either

Kongler writes haiku
He's from Texas, ha ha ha
Such an aweful state

Why use "Somebody"
As a username on here
Unless you are queer

Hairscare likes the milk
Wonder if he likes the cream
You know you like it

Basics' big post rate
Makes up for his small penis
Oh, it so tiny

The fake Pidgeot
Number seventy-nine sucks
Use sixty-nine, n00b

The Colonel Sanders
Like KFC except not
You killed my joy, bitch

Oh look it's Bonnett
With his Bonnett-likeness, yay!
He makes children cry

Steelicks, that faggot
Why the hell is he posting
Since he likes the cock

Assman is censored
Ha ha ha ha ha, you fag
Choose a beter name

Cromat can't haiku
Since he'd written five-eight-five
Five-seven-five, bitch

Altmer_Bulbasaur
Can't use Netbattle no more
Ha ha, your dad sucks

Doomsday is just dumb
He is such a huge moron
Next time, use your brain

This big, long-ass name
Articuno64
Uses up a line

JMC now claims
That he is the champion
I win, kthxbai

Aeroblacktyl · Oct 21st, 2005, 5:36:59 PM

you sir, get a life
yes you, and jmc too
be happy, not blue

JMC · Oct 21st, 2005, 5:44:25 PM

Name: Aeroblacktyl
Occupation: Known Faggot
Also known as: MoP

Ilpalazzo · Oct 21st, 2005, 5:50:47 PM

Code:

Oh Ilpalazzo 
I have no clue what that means 
Doubt you do either

It means little palace or the palace or plaza

I win

HairScare · Oct 21st, 2005, 6:03:52 PM

Everybody lose
Sounding like William Shatner
As I read these posts

EDIT -ed my post
Made glorious with Haiku
You all sound clunky

JMC · Oct 21st, 2005, 6:06:55 PM

heh

Oct 20th, 2005, 8:16:08 PM	#52
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Oct 20th, 2005, 9:04:25 PM	#53
Ilpalazzo Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,325 turn around..	My heart wanes oh so it pounds tentatively so My heart stops oh so __________________ http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7...eravgifvf6.gif

Oct 21st, 2005, 3:18:43 AM	#58
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Oct 21st, 2005, 9:44:39 AM	#60
Acura Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 841 amsterdam	cromat is a jew a genuine jewish dude i am so jealous! __________________ G37 Sunblade: what are unzipped pants? i am a german guy ;-)

Oct 21st, 2005, 2:17:57 PM	#62
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Oct 20th, 2005, 8:13:27 PM	#51
Pidge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,086	Basics and Exploud you guys are big gay lovers may I join in too

Oct 20th, 2005, 9:14:10 PM	#54
cook Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,658 chicago!	to change the subject i ate noodles for dinner they were delicious!

Oct 21st, 2005, 12:15:56 AM	#55
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,756 Zoo Station	this thread fucking rules please diss sanders, he is fat i wanted to win

Oct 21st, 2005, 1:54:19 AM	#56
Kumar Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,106	steelicks hi i say how are you you are accepted now

Oct 21st, 2005, 4:05:23 AM	#59
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	bh is isis and southpark as well now so stop posting eh exploud in trouble for metal through his nice lip run away from home

Oct 21st, 2005, 12:47:39 PM	#61
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	smogon is jewed up by people who are called jews smogon is jewish

Oct 21st, 2005, 2:44:52 PM	#63
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,167	I don't know what a haiku is so tell me random shit here and there __________________ a wicked engine

Oct 21st, 2005, 2:52:03 PM	#65
The.Lost.Hylian Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,788 North Carolina, United States	BH is quite smart People who can't write haiku Well they suck big ass __________________ If you're interested in contributing to a heavily customized Pokemon Online server, PM me for details.

Oct 21st, 2005, 2:52:58 PM	#66
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	bh shows some brains unlike some newbies around and some big trolls too

Oct 21st, 2005, 3:26:06 PM	#67
Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,461	you suck at haiku i bet metang owns you too BH, this means you

Oct 21st, 2005, 3:27:36 PM	#68
BH Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,972	shut up canada articuno64 nhl is gay

Oct 21st, 2005, 4:25:16 PM	#69
Ilpalazzo Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,325 turn around..	The stingray sleep tight The waves crash on the surface The stingray awakes We need more these More writing like threads ya know? That would be the best __________________ http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7...eravgifvf6.gif

Oct 21st, 2005, 5:30:20 PM	#70
JMC Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 957 Sitting in front of my computer	W-T-F All This Poetry Is Strange I Need Some Drugs, plz. And for all those noobs Who claim "what the fuck" won't fit Say the letters, fags This haiku is gay Or "trés homosexual" In the French language BH is all right 'Cept only in small doses Since he causes gas Slack King replied first Wow, for sure he has no life You. Suicide. Now. Kari_Kagome Oh yeah, and that word "Mewtwo" What a shitty name Acura's a car Not a username to use You fail at life, sir Kikuichimonji I hope I pronounced it right Or this thing won't work Exploud is emo Nobody cares anymore So just kill yourself Roy is a big fag I mean dude, look at his name It is filled with gay Then there's cookkirby LOL what a queer name Matches persona And then there's Hipno Quit using Pokemon's names For your username Oh Ilpalazzo I have no clue what that means Doubt you do either Kongler writes haiku He's from Texas, ha ha ha Such an aweful state Why use "Somebody" As a username on here Unless you are queer Hairscare likes the milk Wonder if he likes the cream You know you like it Basics' big post rate Makes up for his small penis Oh, it so tiny The fake Pidgeot Number seventy-nine sucks Use sixty-nine, n00b The Colonel Sanders Like KFC except not You killed my joy, bitch Oh look it's Bonnett With his Bonnett-likeness, yay! He makes children cry Steelicks, that faggot Why the hell is he posting Since he likes the cock Assman is censored Ha ha ha ha ha, you fag Choose a beter name Cromat can't haiku Since he'd written five-eight-five Five-seven-five, bitch Altmer_Bulbasaur Can't use Netbattle no more Ha ha, your dad sucks Doomsday is just dumb He is such a huge moron Next time, use your brain This big, long-ass name Articuno64 Uses up a line JMC now claims That he is the champion I win, kthxbai __________________ I like bagels.

Oct 21st, 2005, 5:36:59 PM	#71
Aeroblacktyl The pizza doesn't scream in the oven! LOL! Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 8,334	you sir, get a life yes you, and jmc too be happy, not blue

Oct 21st, 2005, 5:44:25 PM	#72
JMC Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 957 Sitting in front of my computer	Name: Aeroblacktyl Occupation: Known Faggot Also known as: MoP __________________ I like bagels.

Oct 21st, 2005, 5:50:47 PM	#73
Ilpalazzo Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,325 turn around..	Code: Oh Ilpalazzo I have no clue what that means Doubt you do either It means little palace or the palace or plaza I win __________________ http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7...eravgifvf6.gif

Oct 21st, 2005, 6:03:52 PM	#74
HairScare Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,141	Everybody lose Sounding like William Shatner As I read these posts EDIT -ed my post Made glorious with Haiku You all sound clunky

Oct 21st, 2005, 6:06:55 PM	#75
JMC Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 957 Sitting in front of my computer	heh __________________ I like bagels.