The Haiku Battle Thread - Page 4

Ilpalazzo · Oct 21st, 2005, 6:09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat HairScare

Everybody loses for sounding like William Shatner. Seriously, that's just about the only voice that I can imagine in my head as I'm reading these

If you really hear William Shatner...you need to get out and forget what he sounds like. Mine are meant to read in a soothing tone...but not Shatner's voice

Hipmonlee · Oct 21st, 2005, 6:11:48 PM

Folk called JManCool
Are not in a position
to critisize names.

Have a nice day.

Pidge · Oct 21st, 2005, 6:23:48 PM

Mine are supposed to be read with Morgan Freeman's voice for some reason.

Basics · Oct 21st, 2005, 9:06:22 PM

JMC spits shit,
And it's pretty fucking harsh.
l33t lyrical skills.

But we all know why,
JMC is so white...
Hip can't hold it in.

Sander's penis smells
Because Exploud doesn't brush
His yellow-brown teeth.

Pidge · Oct 21st, 2005, 9:19:24 PM

JMC fuck you
JMC fuck you again
JMC fuck you

Ilpalazzo · Oct 21st, 2005, 10:33:39 PM

stop killing this thread
Stupid BH, JMC
Stop being stupid

As the strong winds blow
The majestic moon in sight
The wolf howls boldly

Basics · Oct 21st, 2005, 11:04:21 PM

LOL XD
Illpalazzo don't get it.
This is a hate thread.

We diss eachother
And mock eachother's nicknames,
All in good fun, see?

So don't post gay shit.
Or, preferably, at all.
LOL I kid.

But, Seriously.
Go suck a penis, fag.
I fucked your mother.

Ilpalazzo · Oct 22nd, 2005, 2:16:40 AM

-_-'

Basics you faggot
go smoke more weed and die
then we can all party

Altmer · Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:19:32 AM

jmc so now
because I haven't got this
program called NB

do you think I suck
I'm not accepted anymore
but i'm not a fag.

Articuno64 · Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:27:42 AM

what a dumb topic
you guys mess up your haikus
learn to count okay

Sanders · Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:31:47 AM

Silly

Twit

Unnecessary

Pointless

Idiotic

Dumb

Altmer · Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:48:00 AM

unfortunately
my haiku has syllables
a five-seven-five

The.Lost.Hylian · Oct 22nd, 2005, 10:39:12 AM

my dad is a dick
he made me take out my ring
my lip ring that is

Altmer · Oct 22nd, 2005, 11:29:29 AM

oh how sad for you
no metal shall go through lips
unblemished again

also my post count
has reached the 1000 mark today
rejoice in glory!

The.Lost.Hylian · Oct 22nd, 2005, 11:37:40 AM

this is where i say
altmer bulbasaur you are
very fucking crass

Altmer · Oct 22nd, 2005, 11:43:54 AM

I make bad haikus
about Exploud's bad subjects
is that very crass?

havoc · Oct 22nd, 2005, 1:54:58 PM

Most of the people
that frequently post here now
are total faggots.

Unfortunately
the non-faggots have a life
to occupy time.

Altmer · Oct 22nd, 2005, 2:05:17 PM

so do your haikus
include big butterfree fans
like me for instance?

xcrissxcrossx · Oct 22nd, 2005, 2:05:58 PM

Psyduck is so fat
I like to watch Psyduck walk
He waddles with pride.

Kordaihn · Oct 22nd, 2005, 6:40:55 PM

i got some new kicks
iverson threes, rocking the black
sex on a big stick

Oct 21st, 2005, 6:11:48 PM	#77
Hipmonlee Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,298	Folk called JManCool Are not in a position to critisize names. Have a nice day. __________________

Oct 21st, 2005, 9:06:22 PM	#79
Basics Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,717 Toronto, Ontario, Canada	JMC spits shit, And it's pretty fucking harsh. l33t lyrical skills. But we all know why, JMC is so white... Hip can't hold it in. Sander's penis smells Because Exploud doesn't brush His yellow-brown teeth. __________________ I gots an overactive funk gland.

Oct 21st, 2005, 10:33:39 PM	#81
Ilpalazzo Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,325 turn around..	stop killing this thread Stupid BH, JMC Stop being stupid As the strong winds blow The majestic moon in sight The wolf howls boldly __________________ http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7...eravgifvf6.gif

Oct 21st, 2005, 11:04:21 PM	#82
Basics Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,717 Toronto, Ontario, Canada	LOL XD Illpalazzo don't get it. This is a hate thread. We diss eachother And mock eachother's nicknames, All in good fun, see? So don't post gay shit. Or, preferably, at all. LOL I kid. But, Seriously. Go suck a penis, fag. I fucked your mother. __________________ I gots an overactive funk gland.

Oct 22nd, 2005, 2:16:40 AM	#83
Ilpalazzo Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,325 turn around..	-_-' Basics you faggot go smoke more weed and die then we can all party __________________ http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7...eravgifvf6.gif

Oct 21st, 2005, 6:23:48 PM	#78
Pidge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,087	Mine are supposed to be read with Morgan Freeman's voice for some reason.

Oct 21st, 2005, 9:19:24 PM	#80
Pidge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,087	JMC fuck you JMC fuck you again JMC fuck you

Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:19:32 AM	#84
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	jmc so now because I haven't got this program called NB do you think I suck I'm not accepted anymore but i'm not a fag.

Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:27:42 AM	#85
Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,461	what a dumb topic you guys mess up your haikus learn to count okay

Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:31:47 AM	#86
Sanders Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,616	Silly Twit Unnecessary Pointless Idiotic Dumb

Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:48:00 AM	#87
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	unfortunately my haiku has syllables a five-seven-five

Oct 22nd, 2005, 10:39:12 AM	#88
The.Lost.Hylian Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,788 North Carolina, United States	my dad is a dick he made me take out my ring my lip ring that is __________________ If you're interested in contributing to a heavily customized Pokemon Online server, PM me for details.

Oct 22nd, 2005, 11:29:29 AM	#89
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	oh how sad for you no metal shall go through lips unblemished again also my post count has reached the 1000 mark today rejoice in glory!

Oct 22nd, 2005, 11:37:40 AM	#90
The.Lost.Hylian Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,788 North Carolina, United States	this is where i say altmer bulbasaur you are very fucking crass __________________ If you're interested in contributing to a heavily customized Pokemon Online server, PM me for details.

Oct 22nd, 2005, 11:43:54 AM	#91
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	I make bad haikus about Exploud's bad subjects is that very crass?

Oct 22nd, 2005, 1:54:58 PM	#92
havoc pottlepalooza Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,453 Louisiana	Most of the people that frequently post here now are total faggots. Unfortunately the non-faggots have a life to occupy time. __________________ stuff I listen to play some GSC. :)

Oct 22nd, 2005, 2:05:17 PM	#93
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	so do your haikus include big butterfree fans like me for instance?

Oct 22nd, 2005, 2:05:58 PM	#94
xcrissxcrossx Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 46	Psyduck is so fat I like to watch Psyduck walk He waddles with pride.

Oct 22nd, 2005, 6:40:55 PM	#95
Kordaihn Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 919 >_>	i got some new kicks iverson threes, rocking the black sex on a big stick __________________ Why am I fighting to live, if I\'m just living to fight Why am I trying to see, when there aint nothing in sight Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me a try Why am I dying to live, if I\'m just living to die ~2pac, Runnin\' (Dying to Live)