Fuck you all.

**cookie** · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:38:33 PM

Yeah, that's right. I'm sick to death of everyone criticising my moderation of this forum: why don't you give it a try? I have wi-fidiots on my left trying to dump Pokemon into every goddamn thread and on my right I have /b/tards spreading their cancer (cancer isn't even meant to be contagious, jesus). And now I have my own people - I'm looking at you, Smogon staff (I'm not going to name and shame you, I have a little more class than that) - undermining my efforts. But why today, now, of all times, to finally flip? I've been prepared to deal with this shit, but the chat today was the straw that broke the camel's back.

I've been here for four fucking years, and okay, I'll admit I haven't been the greatest of users during those first few, but fuck. I don't even get vops in #smogon as recognition, when you have assclowns like Huy and Justin8649 with them. What the fuck have they contributed lately? Of course, lately there's been talk of shaking the access list up slightly, and some people have come forward to suggest I might be worthy of vops. Of course, the old guard are ready to knock me back down:
<Justin8649> i desupport cookie

Who was there to support me? I got several people in private who were willing to back me up, but when it came down to it you were just a bunch of pussies.

Yeah, thanks a lot. Then the weekly stats are brought back up and aldaron conveniently mentions that I'm not even there, so obviously I'm not active enough.
<aldaron> cookie th enot even on that list =/

Never mind I was on holiday for those two weeks, doing stuff in real life unlike you fucking losers.

<aldaron> cookie i'm not saying i'm against you at all
Then why the fuck bring it up

Consider this my resignation, call it a ragequit, ragequat (oh and fuck you too Mekkah, you only gave me mods of here because evan gave them up) or whatever. You can upgrade my custom title as well while you're at it. Oh and I'm closing the Well and leaving Chaos trapped in there. Maybe jrrr, Hazerider and god knows how many others were on to something.

Eraddd · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:43:30 PM

Because this is in Firebot, I'm unsure if this is satire or serious.

If it's serious, well I guess good bye, and good luck. Sorry to see you go. One of the funnier guys I've read around here.

If it's satire...

***Aldaron**** · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:47:06 PM

lol i really hope it's a joke cookie, as i have actually nominated you for vops before

i was bringing it up simply because it was a fact

EDIT: in fact i know almost 95% it's a joke but just in case...you know why I brought it up -.-

Tangerine · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:48:39 PM

Brilliant.

***mingot***** · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:50:20 PM

Look, cookie, it's not that people don't want to support you for vops, but lets be honest here. You're a new user who hardly chats, so you really can't expect the majority of the people to feel comfortable giving you a position of power on the channel. I would really recommend that instead of rage quitting over this that you give it some time.

Your friend,
mingot

Altmer · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:50:31 PM

i hate you cookie get demodded now

dak · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:54:53 PM

lol at the avatar's new face, this has GOT to be a troll because of that

anyway who cares about vops in the first place, this is silly if it is serious

Synre · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:55:34 PM

does this mean i have to have a 20 minute argument in the staff channel with justin

***Aldaron**** · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:56:18 PM

ok in light of the extreme analysis being 5% unsure has caused me to do...

this thread is fucking hilarious, as is the well edit

5 starred because it is funny AND because of the reaction it has induced from a bajillion users

Justin8649 · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:56:26 PM

i desupport all of you

darkie · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:56:31 PM

http://www.dramabutton.com/

Staraptor Call · Aug 21st, 2009, 2:58:27 PM

All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy....

Kevin Garrett · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:03:16 PM

The avatar is excellent.

Sharpteeth · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:04:35 PM

Then, next thing you know, he's ripping through bathroom doors with a machette. Don't jinx it.

KoA · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:05:05 PM

Agreeing on the effectiveness of the avatar; really drove it home, imo.

Witnessed · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:07:08 PM

I came here expecting to see one of those "Only one day and I am quitting" things, but instead I find this.

If your really leaving Cookie, I wish the best.

Brain · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:13:04 PM

oh thank god

fucking son of a bitch

***Cathy***** · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:17:50 PM

Man I would have felt like my #smogon VOPs didn't mean anything if a low quality user like cookie got them as well... good thing we averted that.

supermarth64 · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:23:36 PM

Btw, he obviously meant "below me" in the Well.

darkie · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:24:15 PM

also, you spelled 'criticizing' wrong.

HD · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:27:30 PM

Shat.

Avatar brought the whole thing together.

Flounder · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:29:26 PM

I don't know if this is real
HALP IM CONFUSE

Fuzznip · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:34:32 PM

Stop playing mind games!

:(

**shade** · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:48:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat darkie

also, you spelled 'criticizing' wrong.

silly yank

Dan Dan · Aug 21st, 2009, 3:48:56 PM

I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:38:33 PM	#1
cookie Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,037	Fuck you all. Yeah, that's right. I'm sick to death of everyone criticising my moderation of this forum: why don't you give it a try? I have wi-fidiots on my left trying to dump Pokemon into every goddamn thread and on my right I have /b/tards spreading their cancer (cancer isn't even meant to be contagious, jesus). And now I have my own people - I'm looking at you, Smogon staff (I'm not going to name and shame you, I have a little more class than that) - undermining my efforts. But why today, now, of all times, to finally flip? I've been prepared to deal with this shit, but the chat today was the straw that broke the camel's back. I've been here for four fucking years, and okay, I'll admit I haven't been the greatest of users during those first few, but fuck. I don't even get vops in #smogon as recognition, when you have assclowns like Huy and Justin8649 with them. What the fuck have they contributed lately? Of course, lately there's been talk of shaking the access list up slightly, and some people have come forward to suggest I might be worthy of vops. Of course, the old guard are ready to knock me back down: <Justin8649> i desupport cookie Who was there to support me? I got several people in private who were willing to back me up, but when it came down to it you were just a bunch of pussies. Yeah, thanks a lot. Then the weekly stats are brought back up and aldaron conveniently mentions that I'm not even there, so obviously I'm not active enough. <aldaron> cookie th enot even on that list =/ Never mind I was on holiday for those two weeks, doing stuff in real life unlike you fucking losers. <aldaron> cookie i'm not saying i'm against you at all Then why the fuck bring it up Consider this my resignation, call it a ragequit, ragequat (oh and fuck you too Mekkah, you only gave me mods of here because evan gave them up) or whatever. You can upgrade my custom title as well while you're at it. Oh and I'm closing the Well and leaving Chaos trapped in there. Maybe jrrr, Hazerider and god knows how many others were on to something.

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:47:06 PM	#3
*Aldaron Don't tell me what to do. Super Moderator** Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,367	lol i really hope it's a joke cookie, as i have actually nominated you for vops before i was bringing it up simply because it was a fact EDIT: in fact i know almost 95% it's a joke but just in case...you know why I brought it up -.- __________________ beast mode

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:48:39 PM	#4
Tangerine Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,132	Brilliant. Last edited by Tangerine; Aug 21st, 2009 at 3:20:11 PM.

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:50:20 PM	#5
*mingot* free agent Administrator** Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,045	Look, cookie, it's not that people don't want to support you for vops, but lets be honest here. You're a new user who hardly chats, so you really can't expect the majority of the people to feel comfortable giving you a position of power on the channel. I would really recommend that instead of rage quitting over this that you give it some time. Your friend, mingot __________________ Check out the new In-Game section! RNG Reporter/RNG Help Thread (Discuss) RNG Research Thread

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:50:31 PM	#6
Altmer rid this world of human waste Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,937 mocking the cross	i hate you cookie get demodded now __________________ I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old. You got friends, Ma. Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:43:30 PM	#2
Eraddd One Pixel Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,333	Because this is in Firebot, I'm unsure if this is satire or serious. If it's serious, well I guess good bye, and good luck. Sorry to see you go. One of the funnier guys I've read around here. If it's satire...

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:54:53 PM	#7
dak Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 986 Location: Inner Space	lol at the avatar's new face, this has GOT to be a troll because of that anyway who cares about vops in the first place, this is silly if it is serious

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:55:34 PM	#8
Synre I did my best, I have no regrets FABULOUS Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,571	does this mean i have to have a 20 minute argument in the staff channel with justin

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:56:18 PM	#9
*Aldaron Don't tell me what to do. Super Moderator** Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,367	ok in light of the extreme analysis being 5% unsure has caused me to do... this thread is fucking hilarious, as is the well edit 5 starred because it is funny AND because of the reaction it has induced from a bajillion users __________________ beast mode

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:56:26 PM	#10
Justin8649 Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,625	i desupport all of you

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:56:31 PM	#11
darkie coolcoolcool Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,352 Plano, TX	http://www.dramabutton.com/ __________________

Aug 21st, 2009, 2:58:27 PM	#12
Staraptor Call Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,422 Avatar by Lorak	All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy. All work and no play makes cookie a dull boy.... __________________ ∩_∩ ¼_¼ φ_φ

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:03:16 PM	#13
Kevin Garrett is a competitor Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,237 Passaic County, NJ	The avatar is excellent. __________________

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:04:35 PM	#14
Sharpteeth Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 232 Circling the sun at 29.783 km/s (actual speed may vary over the next 100 years)	Then, next thing you know, he's ripping through bathroom doors with a machette. Don't jinx it. __________________ L'ennui est ma Muse.

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:05:05 PM	#15
KoA The very best... Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,654 The road less travelled	Agreeing on the effectiveness of the avatar; really drove it home, imo. __________________

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:13:04 PM	#17
Brain Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 614	oh thank god fucking son of a bitch

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:17:50 PM	#18
*Cathy* Administrator** Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,051	Man I would have felt like my #smogon VOPs didn't mean anything if a low quality user like cookie got them as well... good thing we averted that.

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:24:15 PM	#20
darkie coolcoolcool Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,352 Plano, TX	also, you spelled 'criticizing' wrong. __________________

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:27:30 PM	#21
HD Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,354	Shat. Avatar brought the whole thing together. __________________ umbreon dan: i like huge dick <%billymills> is HD capt kirby? [16:47] <+Alchemator> imagining a claydol fapping is giving me great mirth [16:48] <+Alchemator> very erotic

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:29:26 PM	#22
Flounder Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 829 In a beautiful place out in the country	I don't know if this is real HALP IM CONFUSE __________________ You are transfixed, you are forgetting just to breathe

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:34:32 PM	#23
Fuzznip Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,243 Calgary, Alberta	Stop playing mind games! :( __________________ DougJustDoug: Fuzznip -- you are more altruistic than I am. http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs41/f/20...urple_hill.png

Aug 21st, 2009, 3:48:56 PM	#25
Dan Dan Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,740 Ingerland	I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. __________________ [13:17:16] <BenVdd> i mean , if she wasn't my sister and i still lived in the same house as her i'd do her in her sleep