BILLY MAYS HERE - Page 2

HD · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:02:57 PM

where the customer complaint section

this shit doesn't do shit

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:04:14 PM

SIMPLY PLACE YOUR HEAD INSIDE THE RHYDON'S MOUTH AND KNEED TO ACTIVATE.

***Cathy***** · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:04:14 PM

Can I pay in installments?

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:05:21 PM

ABSOLUTELY. ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! LIBERTY MUTUAL CAN HELP YOU TAKE OUT A LOAN

Tyranidos · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Billy Mays

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COMEDY LESSONS.

THERE IS NO COST BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY NEED THIS PRODUCT. SO CALL RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.

but billy

i still need to pay shipping and handling

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:07:15 PM

Vince Offer · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:13:28 PM

HI ITS VINCE WITH DOUBLESLAP AND KARATE CHOP. YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A GREAT MOVE ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DELETING YOU TROUBLES AWAY WITH THESE MOVES.

ThePatriot · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:13:54 PM

but billy, you are the ghost now!

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:15:28 PM

ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SUICIDE PUTTY.

DO YOU SUCK

EVER WONDER HOW YOU CAN END IT ALL

WELL I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE THE MOVE TUTOR FOR FISSURE, AND WITH ONE EASY PAYMENT OF BLUE SHARDS (THAT I CAN TURN IN TO A SHIRT FOR MY COMMERCIALS) I CAN TEACH YOU THIS MOVE TO USE ON YOURSELF AND GET OUT OF MY MARKET ONCE AND FOR ALL.

AND YES PATRIOT I AM THE GHOST THATS WHY I'M SELLING THESE PRODUCTS THEY ARE SO GOOD THERES NO WAY THEY CAN BE FROM THIS WORLD

Phantasia · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:16:41 PM

oh my god this is an amazing thread

i wish i could 5 stars it ;(

Im donating 99,999 pokedollars

Vince Offer · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:30:51 PM

WATCH THIS. SEE THIS? THIS IS A GHOST TYPE. ITS BORING. STOP HAVING BORING GHOST TYPE. STOP HAVING A BORING AFTERLIFE.

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:35:09 PM

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE HANDY SWITCH. EVER WONDER WHAT WAS BEHIND THOSE POSTERS IN YOUR LOCAL GAME CORNER? WELL NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YOU CAN PUT A SWITCH WHERE YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE. JUST ONE PRESS AND YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRIME RING, THE VERY CRIMINALS WHO PRODUCE SHAMWOW. BUT THATS OKAY THAT YOU SUPPORT THESE ROCKETS BECAUSE YOU KNOW GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF.

Blightbringer · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:38:54 PM

whats so funny guys

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:40:10 PM

NOT YOU. AT LEAST, WELL NOT ANYMORE

Max Fightmaster · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:41:57 PM

Uh Hi, I was wondering. My Might putty isn't pulling my tractor trailer. Can I have a refund?

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:44:15 PM

OF COURSE YOU CANT MOVE THE TRACTOR TRAILER. IT IS STUCK ON A LAVACOOKIE.

askaninjask · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:46:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l25oCWDHnQI

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:47:37 PM

ZORBEEZ ABOSORBS 80% MORE HP THAN GIGADRAIN AND SHAMWOW COMBINED

Vince Offer · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:47:45 PM

HI IT'S VINCE WITH FORESIGHT THIS IS FOR THE BATTLE CASTLE, THE BATTLE TOWER. A REGULAR POKEMON DOESN'T WORK WITH GHOST TYPES, THIS WORKS WITH DARK TYPES AND GHOST TYPES NO OTHER MOVE IS GONNA DO THAT. IT ACTS LIKE A VACUUM WAVE, YOU'RE GONNA SPEND 20 HP ON LIFE ORB A TURN ANYWAY.

Vince Offer · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:49:03 PM

WELL MY DRAIN PUNCH ABSORBS MORE THAN ZORBEEZ

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:49:09 PM

ARE YOU TRYING TO MUSCLE IN TO MY MARKET AGAIN. FIRST SHAMWOW, NOW FORESIGHT. I'M TELLING YOU THE SILPHSCOPE IS THE ONLY TOOL YOU'LL EVER NEED. YOU DON'T NEED A DAMN MOVESET FULL OF SUPPORT MOVES! DRAIN PUNCH? MORE LIKE LAME PUNCH. THAT'S CASH IN THE TRASH.

pointless · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:49:35 PM

hey billy mays you did not answer my question

please sell me a shamwow or i would like to speak with your manager

Billy Mays · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:56:10 PM

I DON'T SELL THE SHAMWOW, ONLY THE ZORBEEZ, THE MOST ABSORBENT MATERIAL I'VE EVER USED

pointless · Oct 24th, 2009, 11:58:16 PM

no that is a lie i saw you on television selling the shamwow

see there you are

now please stop lying and sell me the shamwow before i alert the authorities

Billy Mays · Oct 25th, 2009, 12:02:22 AM

DID I REALLY DO THAT

THATS WHAT TOO MUCH COCAIN'LL DO YOU, I GUESS

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:02:57 PM	#26
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Oct 24th, 2009, 11:13:54 PM	#33
ThePatriot Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 213 us east	but billy, you are the ghost now! __________________ http://www.youtube.com/user/SmogonU Go there. NOW!!!!!

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:35:09 PM	#37
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE HANDY SWITCH. EVER WONDER WHAT WAS BEHIND THOSE POSTERS IN YOUR LOCAL GAME CORNER? WELL NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YOU CAN PUT A SWITCH WHERE YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE. JUST ONE PRESS AND YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRIME RING, THE VERY CRIMINALS WHO PRODUCE SHAMWOW. BUT THATS OKAY THAT YOU SUPPORT THESE ROCKETS BECAUSE YOU KNOW GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF. Last edited by Billy Mays; Oct 26th, 2009 at 10:02:46 PM.

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:46:21 PM	#42
askaninjask Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,145 na na la la la hey hey doot do	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l25oCWDHnQI __________________ two antennae get married on top of a roof the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:04:14 PM	#27
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	SIMPLY PLACE YOUR HEAD INSIDE THE RHYDON'S MOUTH AND KNEED TO ACTIVATE.

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:04:14 PM	#28
*Cathy* Administrator** Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,051	Can I pay in installments?

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:05:21 PM	#29
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	ABSOLUTELY. ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! LIBERTY MUTUAL CAN HELP YOU TAKE OUT A LOAN

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:07:15 PM	#31
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:13:28 PM	#32
Vince Offer Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4	HI ITS VINCE WITH DOUBLESLAP AND KARATE CHOP. YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A GREAT MOVE ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'LL BE DELETING YOU TROUBLES AWAY WITH THESE MOVES.

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:15:28 PM	#34
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME. HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SUICIDE PUTTY. DO YOU SUCK EVER WONDER HOW YOU CAN END IT ALL WELL I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE THE MOVE TUTOR FOR FISSURE, AND WITH ONE EASY PAYMENT OF BLUE SHARDS (THAT I CAN TURN IN TO A SHIRT FOR MY COMMERCIALS) I CAN TEACH YOU THIS MOVE TO USE ON YOURSELF AND GET OUT OF MY MARKET ONCE AND FOR ALL. AND YES PATRIOT I AM THE GHOST THATS WHY I'M SELLING THESE PRODUCTS THEY ARE SO GOOD THERES NO WAY THEY CAN BE FROM THIS WORLD

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:30:51 PM	#36
Vince Offer Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4	WATCH THIS. SEE THIS? THIS IS A GHOST TYPE. ITS BORING. STOP HAVING BORING GHOST TYPE. STOP HAVING A BORING AFTERLIFE.

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:38:54 PM	#38
Blightbringer The Butt Naked Wonder Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 328	whats so funny guys

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:40:10 PM	#39
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	NOT YOU. AT LEAST, WELL NOT ANYMORE

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:44:15 PM	#41
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	OF COURSE YOU CANT MOVE THE TRACTOR TRAILER. IT IS STUCK ON A LAVACOOKIE.

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:47:37 PM	#43
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	ZORBEEZ ABOSORBS 80% MORE HP THAN GIGADRAIN AND SHAMWOW COMBINED

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:47:45 PM	#44
Vince Offer Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4	HI IT'S VINCE WITH FORESIGHT THIS IS FOR THE BATTLE CASTLE, THE BATTLE TOWER. A REGULAR POKEMON DOESN'T WORK WITH GHOST TYPES, THIS WORKS WITH DARK TYPES AND GHOST TYPES NO OTHER MOVE IS GONNA DO THAT. IT ACTS LIKE A VACUUM WAVE, YOU'RE GONNA SPEND 20 HP ON LIFE ORB A TURN ANYWAY.

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:49:03 PM	#45
Vince Offer Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4	WELL MY DRAIN PUNCH ABSORBS MORE THAN ZORBEEZ

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:49:09 PM	#46
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	ARE YOU TRYING TO MUSCLE IN TO MY MARKET AGAIN. FIRST SHAMWOW, NOW FORESIGHT. I'M TELLING YOU THE SILPHSCOPE IS THE ONLY TOOL YOU'LL EVER NEED. YOU DON'T NEED A DAMN MOVESET FULL OF SUPPORT MOVES! DRAIN PUNCH? MORE LIKE LAME PUNCH. THAT'S CASH IN THE TRASH.

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:49:35 PM	#47
pointless Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 35	hey billy mays you did not answer my question please sell me a shamwow or i would like to speak with your manager

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:56:10 PM	#48
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	I DON'T SELL THE SHAMWOW, ONLY THE ZORBEEZ, THE MOST ABSORBENT MATERIAL I'VE EVER USED

Oct 24th, 2009, 11:58:16 PM	#49
pointless Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 35	no that is a lie i saw you on television selling the shamwow see there you are now please stop lying and sell me the shamwow before i alert the authorities

Oct 25th, 2009, 12:02:22 AM	#50
Billy Mays Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24	DID I REALLY DO THAT THATS WHAT TOO MUCH COCAIN'LL DO YOU, I GUESS