Smogon the water - Page 5

wickdaggler · Jan 17th, 2010, 6:27:44 PM

hey guys, where did piglet go?
:(

zapzap29 · Jan 17th, 2010, 6:28:50 PM

I am Salamence.
Has he Dragon Danced?
Is it mixed or is it fat?
Can he meteor?
Or is it stuck into outrage.

Leftovers or Life orb?
Extra damage or life regain?
We'll just let it Rage,
Why does it deserve a page?

cim · Jan 17th, 2010, 6:55:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat zapzap29

I am Salamence.
Has he Dragon Danced?
Is it mixed or is it fat?
Can he meteor?
Or is it stuck into outrage.

Leftovers or Life orb?
Extra damage or life regain?
We'll just let it Rage,
Why does it deserve a page?

i think you just ruined black sabbath for me :(

lonahte · Jan 17th, 2010, 6:57:54 PM

Hey, Misdreavus can I?
Hey, Misdreavus can I
make Blissey stay if I
take my life...ooorb?

zapzap29 · Jan 17th, 2010, 7:04:16 PM

My apologies Chris is me. Iron Man was stuck in my head while I was playing a match.

cim · Jan 17th, 2010, 7:28:58 PM

I'm a firm believer in that the proper way to use this thread is to post like zorbees and make random little pokemon puns, rather than replacing entire verses of songs with things that relate to the current competitive scene

To avoid hypocrisy

The Diglett Sleeps Alone Tonight

frogbandit · Jan 17th, 2010, 7:35:22 PM

ekans-ee clearly now the rain is gone :)

EDIT: nice one darkanine

Not Scicky · Jan 17th, 2010, 7:53:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat The Politoed Hunter

I'm not gonna Raichu a love song.

Get the fuck out.

sumginazu · Jan 18th, 2010, 3:58:06 AM

lookin like a fool wit yo 'mence on the ground

Mountain Dewgong · Jan 18th, 2010, 4:05:10 AM

METANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH

KnightoftheWind · Jan 18th, 2010, 4:34:57 AM

Yo guys, check it out
Guess what happened to me
(Another crazy story, come on AC)
I was hanging at the server
Just playing some Pokemon
Working on my prediction
(Yeah, we heard it all)
I heard the users screaming
I thought it was for me

But then I saw a shadow
It was 12 foot 3
It was Jumpman16
(What? What did he say?)
(How 'bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?)
I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad
Try not to cry

(Please Aaron, are you for real?)
(One-on-one with Jumpman16?)
Yeah, admin from Smogon University
(You must've been nervous)
I knew I could take him
Stared' at Jump, psyche him out
I said Jumpman, you're in my house now
Start the game the timer goes
Pay attention close 'cause the story goes...

It's like boom (boom)
I lure his Scizor
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
out jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Jump

So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But then he started sweeping me
I was being hit by bricks
Was he getting those kills?
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop

I had a plan, that I could change the pace
I said, Yo Jump you didn't use your Life Orb
He switched out, I got a Swords Dance
I'm taking him to school now, watch me all
An Extremespeed, nothing but Mence
Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
Down by two, I'm catching up
I guess your getting nervous
Cuz you already lost

Hit after Hit
Switch after switch
Noobs are cheering
Aaron's the man

Mods were shocked
Couldn't believe it was real
(I can't believe a kid just stuffed Jumpman)
One more move, was all that remained
I clicked on Stone Edge
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
but the attack hit
Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Jump, I should've let you win
You're good too
And we can still be friends

The users went nuts
They congratulated me
Then I heard a voice
And it sounded like my mother's

(Get up for school, you're gonna be late!)
Ma, can't you see that I'm playing Pokemon?
(How you could be playing if you're still in bed?)
(Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

If it was a dream and it wasn't real

How'd I get an account with the name Jumpman!?
Woah...

Reflect Suicune · Jan 18th, 2010, 8:38:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Mountain Dewgong

METANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH

cim · Jan 18th, 2010, 8:50:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat KnightoftheWind

Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win
You're good too
And we can still be friends

Did you just copy and paste the lyrics and missed this line or something?

It totally ruined a *cough* otherwise spectacular effort *cough* for me.

frogbandit · Jan 18th, 2010, 11:44:05 AM

I pikachu in the shower

EDIT: jk, but i should raichu an apology shouldn't i

KnightoftheWind · Jan 18th, 2010, 5:18:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Chris is me

Did you just copy and paste the lyrics and missed this line or something?

It totally ruined a *cough* otherwise spectacular effort *cough* for me.

Thank you CIM. You should get that cough looked at too. Koffing like that, left alone, will soon become Weezing.

Bynine · Jan 18th, 2010, 5:25:30 PM

Hey, Metang@, don't make it bad
Take a terrible team and make it better
Remember to let no item into your heart
Then you can start to be your own team
Hey, Metang@, don't be afraid
You were made to be a meme
The minute your name is respoken
Then you begin to make Smogon better.
And any time you feel the pain, hey, Metang@, refrain
Don't carry an item upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays Scizor
By making his world a little bullet-punchier
Hey, Metang@! Don't let Smogon down
You have found an @, now go and get it
Remember, to let no items into your @
Then you can start to be your own team
So be a meme, be a meme, hey, Metang@, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Metang@,
You'll do, the movement you need is a simple @
Hey, Metang@, don't make it bad
Take a terrible team and make it better
Remember to let no item into your heart
Then you can start to be your own team

DM · Jan 19th, 2010, 5:13:38 PM

thanks for that brand new, completely original, not outdated nor grossly overused joke

Thorns · Jan 19th, 2010, 5:19:33 PM

I can feel it coming in the air tonight
oh lord
and I've been waiting for this moment for aaall my life
BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOFDOOF

Critical_Hax · Jan 20th, 2010, 12:03:19 AM

Swords Dance, gonna be okay
Nothing to do but Swords Dance
Skarm is in the Way

Rapid Spin right round, Starmie
Kill that Rotom, Starmie
Right round, round, round

TEA_DEMON · Jan 20th, 2010, 6:38:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Critical_Hax

Rapid Spin right round, Starmie
Kill that Rotom, Starmie
Right round, round, round

Oh god mental images.

;D

Obesity · Jan 21st, 2010, 12:55:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Atyroki

Get the fuck out.

I thought it was pretty good. :\

wickdaggler · Jan 21st, 2010, 7:52:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Rapid Spina

I thought it was pretty good. :\

You obviously thought wrong. Read the whole thread, and see why that post sucked.

Black Buddha · Jan 21st, 2010, 8:54:51 AM

I see a little

huetto of a man..

Little Battler · Jan 21st, 2010, 9:52:10 AM

twinkle twinkle little starmie
how I wonder what you are
water psychic spinning round
sweeping stuff all around
twinkle twinkle little starmie
don't forget to spin the rocks.

***chaos***** · Jan 21st, 2010, 9:54:57 AM

you cant post in here with that avatar

Jan 17th, 2010, 6:28:50 PM	#102
zapzap29 The obssessive man of passion Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 197	I am Salamence. Has he Dragon Danced? Is it mixed or is it fat? Can he meteor? Or is it stuck into outrage. Leftovers or Life orb? Extra damage or life regain? We'll just let it Rage, Why does it deserve a page? __________________ The paradox of the human condition is that on the macro level, we are all incredibly insignificant. However, within us all lie worlds and universes unknown by anyone else. Amazing isn't it? We're all small yet big.

Jan 17th, 2010, 7:04:16 PM	#105
zapzap29 The obssessive man of passion Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 197	My apologies Chris is me. Iron Man was stuck in my head while I was playing a match. __________________ The paradox of the human condition is that on the macro level, we are all incredibly insignificant. However, within us all lie worlds and universes unknown by anyone else. Amazing isn't it? We're all small yet big.

Jan 17th, 2010, 7:28:58 PM	#106
cim dreams of ladybugs crushed forever Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,369 five years here and i can't change my custom title :(	I'm a firm believer in that the proper way to use this thread is to post like zorbees and make random little pokemon puns, rather than replacing entire verses of songs with things that relate to the current competitive scene To avoid hypocrisy The Diglett Sleeps Alone Tonight __________________ i was nobody we're all a little bit strange, don't worry about it

Jan 18th, 2010, 3:58:06 AM	#109
sumginazu Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 510 GARY WAS HERE ASH IS A LOSER	lookin like a fool wit yo 'mence on the ground __________________

Jan 18th, 2010, 4:34:57 AM	#111
KnightoftheWind Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,101 Way past cool	Yo guys, check it out Guess what happened to me (Another crazy story, come on AC) I was hanging at the server Just playing some Pokemon Working on my prediction (Yeah, we heard it all) I heard the users screaming I thought it was for me But then I saw a shadow It was 12 foot 3 It was Jumpman16 (What? What did he say?) (How 'bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?) I told him why not, I got some time But when I beat you real bad Try not to cry (Please Aaron, are you for real?) (One-on-one with Jumpman16?) Yeah, admin from Smogon University (You must've been nervous) I knew I could take him Stared' at Jump, psyche him out I said Jumpman, you're in my house now Start the game the timer goes Pay attention close 'cause the story goes... It's like boom (boom) I lure his Scizor Like slam (slam) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (jam) I swear that I'm telling you the facts Cuz that's how I beat Jump So check it out I thought I had the lead But then he started sweeping me I was being hit by bricks Was he getting those kills? I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop I had a plan, that I could change the pace I said, Yo Jump you didn't use your Life Orb He switched out, I got a Swords Dance I'm taking him to school now, watch me all An Extremespeed, nothing but Mence Come on Shaq, had enough yet? Down by two, I'm catching up I guess your getting nervous Cuz you already lost Hit after Hit Switch after switch Noobs are cheering Aaron's the man Mods were shocked Couldn't believe it was real (I can't believe a kid just stuffed Jumpman) One more move, was all that remained I clicked on Stone Edge I put him in shame I must admit that it sounds real crazy but the attack hit Then he cried like a baby Sorry Jump, I should've let you win You're good too And we can still be friends The users went nuts They congratulated me Then I heard a voice And it sounded like my mother's (Get up for school, you're gonna be late!) Ma, can't you see that I'm playing Pokemon? (How you could be playing if you're still in bed?) (Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?) Aw, man it was all a dream I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me If it was a dream and it wasn't real How'd I get an account with the name Jumpman!? Woah... __________________ To live a life of power, you must have faith that what you believe is right, even if others tell you you're wrong. The first thing you must do to live a life of power is to find courage. You must be ready to reach beyond the boundaries of Time itself. And to do that, all you need is the will to take that first step.... Last edited by KnightoftheWind; Jan 18th, 2010 at 5:18:46 PM.

Jan 17th, 2010, 6:27:44 PM	#101
wickdaggler Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,437 dickwaggler	hey guys, where did piglet go? :(

Jan 17th, 2010, 6:57:54 PM	#104
lonahte Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 17 Inside your pillow case	Hey, Misdreavus can I? Hey, Misdreavus can I make Blissey stay if I take my life...ooorb?

Jan 17th, 2010, 7:35:22 PM	#107
frogbandit Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 777 i'm a zit. get it?	ekans-ee clearly now the rain is gone :) EDIT: nice one darkanine

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:44:05 AM	#114
frogbandit Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 777 i'm a zit. get it?	I pikachu in the shower EDIT: jk, but i should raichu an apology shouldn't i Last edited by frogbandit; Jan 18th, 2010 at 2:36:59 PM.

Jan 19th, 2010, 5:13:38 PM	#117
DM CHESTER COPPERPOTS Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,514 Location: Felony Butt Prison	thanks for that brand new, completely original, not outdated nor grossly overused joke

Jan 19th, 2010, 5:19:33 PM	#118
Thorns Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,319 outrun my gun	I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh lord and I've been waiting for this moment for aaall my life BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOFDOOF __________________ [19:01:02] <pookar> can u go 30/12/20 with karthus? fuckhead [19:01:26] <@LonelyNess> I can die more than that if I put my mind to it [19:01:43] <@LonelyNess> in fact I can die more than that even if I don't put my mind to it

Jan 20th, 2010, 12:03:19 AM	#119
Critical_Hax Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 115	Swords Dance, gonna be okay Nothing to do but Swords Dance Skarm is in the Way Rapid Spin right round, Starmie Kill that Rotom, Starmie Right round, round, round __________________ Twinks on Shoddy

Jan 21st, 2010, 8:54:51 AM	#123
Black Buddha Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,152 bread > other food	I see a little huetto of a man.. __________________ sidscarf on Minecraft server \| BUddha on IRC Battle CAPacity sub-forum Smogcraft Rip Smogcraft v1

Jan 21st, 2010, 9:52:10 AM	#124
Little Battler Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 252	twinkle twinkle little starmie how I wonder what you are water psychic spinning round sweeping stuff all around twinkle twinkle little starmie don't forget to spin the rocks. __________________ I am a certified lazer user. HYPER BEAM, CHARGE BEAM, ZAP CANNON, ICE BEAM, TRI ATTACK, HYDRO PUMP, FLASH CANNON, SOLARBEAM, HYDRO CANNON, AURORA BEAM, PSYBEAM, OCTAZOOKA, SIGNAL BEAM!!! did I miss anything?

Jan 21st, 2010, 9:54:57 AM	#125
*chaos* chaos Administrator** Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,765	you cant post in here with that avatar __________________ !gabite fierce: y'd u mute me?? !gabite fierce: eh bro?? !gabite fierce: u scared that i might bash u cuz u r not replying? ~chaos: you can't honestly think that is the reason lol !gabite fierce: tell me the reason oh is it cuz of bolding the writing? !gabite fierce: eh? !gabite fierce: u scared again?