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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 12:39:59 AM   #1
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Cool ITT Me and chaos engage in a battle of wits !

The only rule is, we are only allowed to post one witty insult per day.

The battle now commences.

Chaos, your bulky appearance brings tears to my eyes. That is due to the fact that your rotund shape reminds me of an onion.

Your move...
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 12:43:46 AM   #2
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i wonder if he'll be more insulted by being compared to an onion...or by the fact you capitalized the c
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 12:44:52 AM   #3
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"[Steelicks]," if I were to say you were an upstanding, beautiful young gentleman I would be lying through my glimmering teeth. The truth is, you are disgustingly obese on the outside and hideous on the inside because you eat children.

The exchange starts.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 1:02:40 AM   #4
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He really does eat children, folks!
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 1:24:04 AM   #5
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i hear children are a delicacy in australia we must respect other cultures!
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 1:29:12 AM   #6
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i hear children are a delicacy in australia we must respect other cultures!
it's true ok
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 2:02:03 AM   #7
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a stirring debate.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 3:41:57 AM   #8
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my dad could beat up your dad...
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 5:38:43 AM   #9
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my dad could beat up your dad...

My dad dresses better then your dad.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 8:34:22 AM   #10
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This topic sucks.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 8:57:42 AM   #11
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 9:01:24 AM   #12
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 9:14:16 AM   #13
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back in Primary school this kid said to me: my dad can pick up a piano
so I said back to him: my dad can pick up a piano with your dad playing it

I won that round
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 4:00:06 PM   #14
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 4:37:41 PM   #15
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this is an awesome thread.

congrats for getting mods mekkah
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 4:58:49 PM   #16
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this is an awesome thread.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 4:59:43 PM   #17
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great thread =)
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 5:19:07 PM   #18
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suck ups

i have like 0% wit
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 5:22:46 PM   #19
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Rhyming Couplet battles are better imo. Still great, though.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 5:31:59 PM   #20
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 5:36:40 PM   #21
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dude i did this better than you when i was 3 years old

my mom didn't even care
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 8:03:48 PM   #22
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I have a feeling this thread is going to be a contributing factor for havoc's next rant thread about what he doesn't like about the forum.

On a side note, I have to admit that I'm looking forward to what positive ends this thread can come to. Mainly humor.:)
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 8:28:41 PM   #23
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i don't think havoc will be posting anymore rants about shitty threads. especially with his outburst of posting like 5 shitty threads in a row.
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 8:32:52 PM   #24
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zing?
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Old Jan 25th, 2006, 9:24:16 PM   #25
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I came here expecting references. What happened?
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