what if vaginas had abilities though (very nsfw [and crass]) - Page 3

Mountain Dewgong · Aug 8th, 2010, 3:02:32 AM

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and then pretending that it's about penises and doing it again

story of your life, little man.

story of your life.

HouseFantastic · Aug 8th, 2010, 3:03:09 AM

don't judge me

at least I'm open about it

***Jumpman16***** · Aug 8th, 2010, 10:46:09 AM

this is probably my favorite thread in at least two years (including my own, here is how my gigantic ego works for YOU), i love you glen

**Glen** · Aug 8th, 2010, 11:07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat chaos

glen, swift swim increases chance of pregnancy

watch out

lol fuck how did i miss this

**Glen** · Aug 8th, 2010, 11:15:39 AM

also i'm thinking about giving credit where credit is due and attributing the discovery of the usefulness of battle armor to mr jumpman16 ;)

Jazon · Aug 8th, 2010, 11:15:47 AM

This is brilliant. I laughed so hard.

Ouro · Aug 8th, 2010, 11:16:46 AM

Air Lock vagina should keep the vagina from making those embarrassing sounds when you push the air out

***Delko**** · Aug 8th, 2010, 11:22:12 AM

Ladybug, you got those in the alfabet version as well? ^^

DM · Aug 8th, 2010, 1:54:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Ouro

Air Lock vagina should keep the vagina from making those embarrassing sounds when you push the air out

hey man queefs are natural things, you can't stop nature

also loved Lady Bug's post, but was disappointed not to find an xD

Carl · Aug 8th, 2010, 1:55:26 PM

queefs are hilarious if you've ever been around for one

Ouro · Aug 8th, 2010, 4:45:05 PM

Is it a queef if you pushed the air out with your dick?

DM · Aug 9th, 2010, 9:44:41 AM

let's not split hairs here man, a pussyfart is a pussyfart

and they are all giggleworthy

KingEmpoleon · Aug 9th, 2010, 4:15:17 PM

Hahahaha this thread still makes me fucking laugh to death.

Wait, what the hell would Victory Star be?

Other 5th gen abilities:

Healing Heart: The magical vagina
Herbivore: "No cock for me, please." said the Herbivore Vagina
Bug Resistance: Eh..at least you can do it in the forest without the worry of bugs?
Sand Throw: Ouch
Sand Power: This is worse than Sand Stream

DM · Aug 9th, 2010, 7:52:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat KingEmpoleon

Herbivore: "No meat for me, please." said the Herbivore Vagina

would have been the better joke

Ramblin Wreck · Aug 9th, 2010, 8:00:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat KingEmpoleon

Wait, what the hell would Victory Star be?

I'm not going to post a picture of a butthole, but you get the idea.

KingEmpoleon · Aug 9th, 2010, 11:51:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat DM

would have been the better joke

/me slaps himself around with a frozen trout.

The Pokemon Pimp · Aug 10th, 2010, 2:14:15 PM

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color change: JK IM BLACK

Easily my favorite. I LOVE vaginas!

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Stagnant · Aug 11th, 2010, 10:13:23 PM

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minus: is this just like, not having a vagina?

My friend always criticizes Asian women for having sideways vagina's.
So Minus = sideways vagina

Philip Rivers · Aug 12th, 2010, 9:42:34 AM

herbivore vag: prude

vonFiedler · Aug 12th, 2010, 9:54:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Overhazard

My friend always criticizes Asian women for having sideways vagina's.

What

Swaggersaurus · Aug 12th, 2010, 9:58:26 AM

let sleeping good threads lie

Rocket Grunt · Sep 24th, 2010, 2:06:16 AM

genius.

**Fatecrashers** · Sep 24th, 2010, 2:11:08 AM

the hell when did this get unlocked

Mike B · Sep 24th, 2010, 2:13:40 AM

This shit needs archived

KidX · Sep 24th, 2010, 2:15:45 AM

WOW... This funny!

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Aug 8th, 2010, 11:16:46 AM	#57
Ouro Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,707 not your bro, brah	Air Lock vagina should keep the vagina from making those embarrassing sounds when you push the air out __________________ - CZ -: I'm done. Hax wins are always for noobs

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Aug 8th, 2010, 11:15:47 AM	#56
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Aug 8th, 2010, 11:22:12 AM	#58
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Aug 9th, 2010, 9:44:41 AM	#62
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Aug 12th, 2010, 9:42:34 AM	#69
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