FREE TACOS

~~fuck you all~~ · Oct 21st, 2010, 11:52:21 PM

Imagine this; you open firefox/internet explorer, type in the URL for smogon.com, hit enter, and BAM! Instant tacos. If you want more people coming to the site and expanding the community, the free tacos plan is the way to go.

To start the project, we will need to hire 50,000 mexicans to make the tacos in an undisclosed location (probably somewhere in mexico). We will also need to develop a system for the tacos to get to the people using the website. Of course, refreshing the page won't work to get free tacos, and each household has a limit of 31 tacos per day.

I will obviously become an instant mod because of my brilliant idea.

JeffreyLebowski · Oct 21st, 2010, 11:54:28 PM

this man is brilliant. This is exactly what smogon needs to do.

Alan · Oct 21st, 2010, 11:57:08 PM

I don't know if reyscarface can cook that fast.

Synre · Oct 21st, 2010, 11:57:34 PM

i would like a taco please

Kevin Garrett · Oct 21st, 2010, 11:58:39 PM

What is this a Lakers game?

undisputed · Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:02:08 AM

I'm sure Tito will be overjoyed to hear that he is wanted.

Umbreon Dan · Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:04:16 AM

sorry bro, but i suggested this two years ago. people here just don't get it. they even refused to give me instant mods :/

**Fatecrashers** · Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:13:33 AM

I like fish tacos.

**Deck Knight** · Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:17:11 AM

Instead of using 50,000 Mexicans lets use 500 Chinese we'll get the same result but even cheaper and Americans won't know the difference anyway.

evan · Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:19:19 AM

oh god.

50,000 reyscarfaces? no thank you.

Athenodoros · Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:40:35 AM

Mods? Really?

Forget that, Chaos should just hand the reigns over now.

ShinyAzelf · Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:01:37 AM

If the plan is 500 chinese people, I'll take part. We've got 1 member. 499 to go!

DJXO9 · Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:30:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat undisputed

I'm sure Tito will be overjoyed to hear that he is wanted.

He and rey can go into business together! They'll make millions man!

Colonel M · Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:43:53 AM

We'll only accept workers if they don't go Union.

~~fuck you all~~ · Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:44:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Deck Knight

Instead of using 50,000 Mexicans lets use 500 Chinese we'll get the same result but even cheaper and Americans won't know the difference anyway.

That's a very good point. 500 Chinese it is. Any volunteers to manage the factory? Owning a whip is a requirement for that position, and this position also gives you instant mods.

Pay is $0.07/hour for the average slave... I mean employee... The work day is 22 hours long. Paychecks come at the 37th day of each month.

I think the best place for the undisclosed location of the factory is New Jersey.

sharkz · Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:47:11 AM

i volunteer, i need some pay

Ramblin Wreck · Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:50:04 AM

I've got a few whips handy...

~~fuck you all~~ · Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:50:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat sharkz

i volunteer, i need some pay

Assuming you have whip, you are now a mod with mod powers.

KnightoftheWind · Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:54:29 AM

I would support this idea, but LA doesn't rule at all.

Synre · Oct 22nd, 2010, 2:06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Ramblin Wreck

I've got a few whips handy...

whips, eh?

i've got a new suggestion bb

Ramblin Wreck · Oct 22nd, 2010, 2:06:29 AM

Persistence, if you are reading this in the Trou forum, please make funnier posts. Thank you.

Eraddd · Oct 22nd, 2010, 3:48:32 AM

If chaos fires all the mods and brings in Mexican workers:

Let's estimate that each mod's pay is around 10 dollars an hour. If we fire them all, and bring in mexican workers who work at around 1 dollar an hour, we can get 10x the profit in tacos!

Fire the mods and long live the tacos (and mexicans)

AJers · Oct 22nd, 2010, 4:44:29 AM

I have connections to the Mexican population... but before I volunteer my services I must clarify one point:

What kind of a commission would I get?

Colonel M · Oct 22nd, 2010, 5:36:31 AM

Only Tyrants should have the honor of whipping, and I have 2 Years Tyrant Experience. I think I am perfectly capable of being a whip and even hold mods regardless! Come on bro I'm like a package deal.

Zystral · Oct 22nd, 2010, 5:47:12 AM

i'm british help what's a taco

Oct 21st, 2010, 11:52:21 PM	#1
~~fuck you all~~ Banned deucer. Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 106 I died yesterday	FREE TACOS Imagine this; you open firefox/internet explorer, type in the URL for smogon.com, hit enter, and BAM! Instant tacos. If you want more people coming to the site and expanding the community, the free tacos plan is the way to go. To start the project, we will need to hire 50,000 mexicans to make the tacos in an undisclosed location (probably somewhere in mexico). We will also need to develop a system for the tacos to get to the people using the website. Of course, refreshing the page won't work to get free tacos, and each household has a limit of 31 tacos per day. I will obviously become an instant mod because of my brilliant idea.

Oct 21st, 2010, 11:54:28 PM	#2
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Oct 21st, 2010, 11:57:08 PM	#3
Alan Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,716 get the reptile to me	I don't know if reyscarface can cook that fast. __________________ music youtube Lorem ipsum id est oculis

Oct 21st, 2010, 11:58:39 PM	#5
Kevin Garrett is a competitor Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,237 Passaic County, NJ	What is this a Lakers game? __________________

Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:02:08 AM	#6
undisputed The greatest oak was once a little nut that held its ground Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,030 Came by a fork in the road, and went straight	I'm sure Tito will be overjoyed to hear that he is wanted. __________________

Oct 21st, 2010, 11:57:34 PM	#4
Synre I did my best, I have no regrets FABULOUS Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,571	i would like a taco please

Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:04:16 AM	#7
Umbreon Dan Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,186 kiss my ass, this is a holy site.	sorry bro, but i suggested this two years ago. people here just don't get it. they even refused to give me instant mods :/ __________________ 9.9 dan likes to ramble <@Fatecrashers> im really gay <@Fatecrashers> and i might fart rainbows

Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:13:33 AM	#8
Fatecrashers UNH UNH UNH UNH Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,915	I like fish tacos. __________________

Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:17:11 AM	#9
Deck Knight Jigen Makkoto Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6,840 Massachusetts	Instead of using 50,000 Mexicans lets use 500 Chinese we'll get the same result but even cheaper and Americans won't know the difference anyway. __________________ [17:53] <&Deck_Knight> If I Cite and Prune CiteandPrune's post, what does that make me? [17:54] <Birkal> a citeandprune cite and prunner [17:54] <%DHR> O_o lol [17:54] <+Mos_Quitoxe> Cite and Prune doesn't do enough of either [17:55] <+Mos_Quitoxe> can we make him change it or force him to pay damages [17:55] <&Deck_Knight> It would be a lot easier for him to Cite and Prune if we made him a mod. [17:56] <&Deck_Knight> I delegate this task to Birkal. [17:57] <Birkal> >:\|

Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:19:19 AM	#10
evan I did my best -- I have no regrets Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,261	oh god. 50,000 reyscarfaces? no thank you.

Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:40:35 AM	#11
Athenodoros Official Smogon Know-It-All Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,705 It was in my sleeve the WHOLE TIME!	Mods? Really? Forget that, Chaos should just hand the reigns over now. __________________ I mentioned that I wasn't going to be on much because the new house has no interwebz, but it now turns out it could be any time until the 4th of April, which means (weirdly) that I'll mostly be available whenever I'm at university - not so much during the weekends and nights. But I'll see what I can do. EDIT: Fucking Hard Drive broke. IRC doesn't look like it's going to happen for a while.

Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:01:37 AM	#12
ShinyAzelf Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,377 Hong Kong	If the plan is 500 chinese people, I'll take part. We've got 1 member. 499 to go!

Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:47:11 AM	#16
sharkz Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 553	i volunteer, i need some pay

Oct 22nd, 2010, 1:54:29 AM	#19
KnightoftheWind Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,063 Way past cool	I would support this idea, but LA doesn't rule at all. __________________ To live a life of power, you must have faith that what you believe is right, even if others tell you you're wrong. The first thing you must do to live a life of power is to find courage. You must be ready to reach beyond the boundaries of Time itself. And to do that, all you need is the will to take that first step....

Oct 22nd, 2010, 3:48:32 AM	#22
Eraddd One Pixel Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,333	If chaos fires all the mods and brings in Mexican workers: Let's estimate that each mod's pay is around 10 dollars an hour. If we fire them all, and bring in mexican workers who work at around 1 dollar an hour, we can get 10x the profit in tacos! Fire the mods and long live the tacos (and mexicans)

Oct 22nd, 2010, 4:44:29 AM	#23
AJers Your typical e-wench Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 330 NM, USA.	I have connections to the Mexican population... but before I volunteer my services I must clarify one point: What kind of a commission would I get?

Oct 22nd, 2010, 5:47:12 AM	#25
Zystral Time for a true display of skill. Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,392 You belong in a museum!	i'm british help what's a taco __________________ GP Team - just ask. \| last.fm \| redditor \| steam \| #C&C, #mtg, #TCG oh look a userbar