I am the Pokemon Lawyer!

skarm · Mar 17th, 2006, 3:53:06 PM

Someone was harrassing Roy about sharking so I decided to represent him in a court of law.

Flying Snorlax (2:45:42 PM): As Roy's lawyer, thus legal advisor, I must ask you to refrain from harrassing my client. Failure to do so will result in legal action and subsequent banning from all Pokemon events. You have been warned. Thank you.
thatcrazygoon34 (2:46:20 PM): STFU
thatcrazygoon34 (2:46:30 PM): dumbass
Flying Snorlax (2:46:40 PM): Don't doubt my legal power. I will take you to court if need be. Harrassing on the internet is now a federal offense.
thatcrazygoon34 (2:46:52 PM): uh huh
thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:06 PM): ok FLYING SNORLAX
Flying Snorlax (2:47:08 PM): It is, or do you not actually watch the news?
thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:29 PM): hop off his nutz
Flying Snorlax (2:47:31 PM): I suggest you seek legal council before digging yourself a deeper grave.
thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:33 PM): ill sue your ass
Flying Snorlax (2:47:37 PM): For what, dear friend?
thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:41 PM): u cant do shit to me
thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:52 PM): FOR ACTING STUPIDD
Flying Snorlax (2:48:31 PM): Yes, I can actually. A few months ago President Bush passed a Bill that bans 'trolling' and harrassment on the internet. If you knew this you'd back off before I pursue legal means to silence you. Your smear campaign against my client must end.
thatcrazygoon34 (2:48:50 PM): HAHAHAHA
thatcrazygoon34 (2:49:00 PM): ok...mr laywer guy
Flying Snorlax (2:49:04 PM): Oh! Death threats now? My my. Someone doesn't understand the legal ramifications of his comments.
thatcrazygoon34 (2:50:55 PM): SEE U IN COURT FAKE ASS LAYWER!
thatcrazygoon34 signed off at 2:51:27 PM.
Flying Snorlax (2:51:30 PM): Do you doubt my credibility? Do you honestly want me to pursue legal action?
Previous message was not received by thatcrazygoon34 because of error (2:51:30 PM): User thatcrazygoon34 is not available.

Roy · Mar 17th, 2006, 3:54:01 PM

thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:29 PM): hop off his nutz

seriously loling

Shiv · Mar 17th, 2006, 3:55:52 PM

hahaha

***chaos***** · Mar 17th, 2006, 4:19:38 PM

what a crazy goon

ps how did you get his aim

skarm · Mar 17th, 2006, 4:21:33 PM

thatcrazygoon34 signed on at 2:56:33 PM.
thatcrazygoon34 (3:11:08 PM): yea
thatcrazygoon34 (3:11:34 PM): i was like you shouldnt come to the next tourney and he got scared hahaha
Flying Snorlax (3:11:55 PM): Please do not harrass me as well or I should sue your ass twice.
thatcrazygoon34 (3:12:36 PM): yea?
thatcrazygoon34 (3:13:21 PM): i cant wait to see you reresent your client when he will face cheating charges
Flying Snorlax (3:13:34 PM): What the hell are you talking about.
Flying Snorlax (3:13:40 PM): Talk English if you'd like to talk to me please.
thatcrazygoon34 (3:16:00 PM): BLLLAAAAT
thatcrazygoon34 (3:16:04 PM): SWERVE ON YOU
thatcrazygoon34 signed off at 3:16:55 PM.

Roy gave it to me. Roy's log is pretty funny too. He was all like "dont come to the next tournament or else" and stuff.

***Jumpman16***** · Mar 17th, 2006, 4:32:45 PM

lol

BLLLAAAAT
SWERVE ON YOU

hm i wonder if he's black???

Black Leather Jacket · Mar 17th, 2006, 4:43:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Jumpman16

lol

BLLLAAAAT
SWERVE ON YOU

hm i wonder if he's black???

Maybe he's in the blood gang...... But I really don't give a fuck. I had to deal with idiots accusing me of cheating many times even though they used AR/GS.

I might send this faggot an IM later on.

Dweedle · Mar 17th, 2006, 5:03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Jumpman16

lol

BLLLAAAAT
SWERVE ON YOU

hm i wonder if he's black???

wait, jumpman's black?

cloud · Mar 17th, 2006, 6:48:25 PM

jumpman's black? :/

Steelicks · Mar 17th, 2006, 9:59:50 PM

now THIS is a good thread

***chaos***** · Mar 17th, 2006, 10:09:46 PM

jumpmans black?

Roy · Mar 17th, 2006, 11:09:24 PM

Jumpman16: Roy, I am actually white.

TheMusicMan · Mar 18th, 2006, 1:18:16 AM

o rly

a44 · Mar 18th, 2006, 2:13:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat skarm

Flying Snorlax (2:48:31 PM): Yes, I can actually. A few months ago President Bush passed a Bill that bans 'trolling' and harrassment on the internet. If you knew this you'd back off before I pursue legal means to silence you. Your smear campaign against my client must end.

loling

dynamo · Mar 18th, 2006, 5:20:29 AM

Quote:

thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:29 PM): hop off his nutz

loling hard.

Kudos, Mr. Skarm!

bird1111 · Mar 18th, 2006, 6:55:47 AM

lolling at what a44 posted

Shiv · Mar 18th, 2006, 7:28:29 AM

^ That bill could be used a44 first!

Chaasrainer · Mar 18th, 2006, 7:38:28 AM

loling @ this whole thread

rikku · Mar 18th, 2006, 11:46:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Balou

loling @ this whole thread

zfs · Mar 18th, 2006, 1:43:44 PM

did you play the phoenix wright music while iming him?

Jack Sparrow · Mar 18th, 2006, 2:48:46 PM

Pure brilliance :]

Mar 17th, 2006, 3:54:01 PM	#2
Roy sux Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,203 Texas	thatcrazygoon34 (2:47:29 PM): hop off his nutz seriously loling __________________

Mar 17th, 2006, 4:19:38 PM	#4
*chaos* chaos Administrator** Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,705	what a crazy goon ps how did you get his aim __________________ !gabite fierce: y'd u mute me?? !gabite fierce: eh bro?? !gabite fierce: u scared that i might bash u cuz u r not replying? ~chaos: you can't honestly think that is the reason lol !gabite fierce: tell me the reason oh is it cuz of bolding the writing? !gabite fierce: eh? !gabite fierce: u scared again?

Mar 17th, 2006, 4:21:33 PM	#5
skarm I HAVE HOTEL ROOMS Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,284 Saskatoon, Canada	thatcrazygoon34 signed on at 2:56:33 PM. thatcrazygoon34 (3:11:08 PM): yea thatcrazygoon34 (3:11:34 PM): i was like you shouldnt come to the next tourney and he got scared hahaha Flying Snorlax (3:11:55 PM): Please do not harrass me as well or I should sue your ass twice. thatcrazygoon34 (3:12:36 PM): yea? thatcrazygoon34 (3:13:21 PM): i cant wait to see you reresent your client when he will face cheating charges Flying Snorlax (3:13:34 PM): What the hell are you talking about. Flying Snorlax (3:13:40 PM): Talk English if you'd like to talk to me please. thatcrazygoon34 (3:16:00 PM): BLLLAAAAT thatcrazygoon34 (3:16:04 PM): SWERVE ON YOU thatcrazygoon34 signed off at 3:16:55 PM. Roy gave it to me. Roy's log is pretty funny too. He was all like "dont come to the next tournament or else" and stuff. __________________ in this sig you are all assholes.

Mar 17th, 2006, 4:32:45 PM	#6
*Jumpman16* np: Michael Jackson - 'Mon in the Mirror (Dream World mix off the "Black or White" album) Administrator** Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,737 Fuqua: Where business cases are read and devils are blue	lol BLLLAAAAT SWERVE ON YOU hm i wonder if he's black??? __________________ You haven't trolled till you've trolled in real life. Read A Mullet's Tale for reference if you haven't yet!

Mar 17th, 2006, 3:55:52 PM	#3
Shiv mostly harmless Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,820	hahaha

Mar 17th, 2006, 6:48:25 PM	#9
cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump that track Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,517 here we go	jumpman's black? :/ __________________ is this the website where everybody has aspergers?

Mar 17th, 2006, 9:59:50 PM	#10
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,756 Zoo Station	now THIS is a good thread

Mar 17th, 2006, 10:09:46 PM	#11
*chaos* chaos Administrator** Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,705	jumpmans black? __________________ !gabite fierce: y'd u mute me?? !gabite fierce: eh bro?? !gabite fierce: u scared that i might bash u cuz u r not replying? ~chaos: you can't honestly think that is the reason lol !gabite fierce: tell me the reason oh is it cuz of bolding the writing? !gabite fierce: eh? !gabite fierce: u scared again?

Mar 17th, 2006, 11:09:24 PM	#12
Roy sux Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,203 Texas	Jumpman16: Roy, I am actually white. __________________

Mar 18th, 2006, 1:18:16 AM	#13
TheMusicMan Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 873 Michigan, USA	o rly

Mar 18th, 2006, 6:55:47 AM	#16
bird1111 Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5	lolling at what a44 posted

Mar 18th, 2006, 7:28:29 AM	#17
Shiv mostly harmless Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,820	^ That bill could be used a44 first!

Mar 18th, 2006, 7:38:28 AM	#18
Chaasrainer Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 862	loling @ this whole thread

Mar 18th, 2006, 1:43:44 PM	#20
zfs The world will still be here when I open my eyes Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,160 Waking up from a dream Mentor	did you play the phoenix wright music while iming him? __________________ ~ *I...AM...in a world of shit!*

Mar 18th, 2006, 2:48:46 PM	#21
Jack Sparrow Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,602 Shattrath City	Pure brilliance :]