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Old Oct 23rd, 2010, 10:20:36 PM   #1
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Default Battle at Mount Mibbit (Warstory)

I was on IRC chillin' like a villain and kd24 pm'd me for an uber battle. Being the king of ubers and all, I was much too busy to get on the Pokemon Lab just to battle a lowly peasant such as kinglerdude. I suggested that we do the battle right here, right now. On IRC. "But the Pokemon Lab is the most solid Generation 4 simulator on the internet!" he replied. "All battles must be done on the Pokemon Lab!". I told him it was my way or no way. He thought it over and eventually accepted my challenge. I certainly underestimated his power. We had a fierce battle, and now that the dust has cleared it's time for me to tell the tale to the citizens of Smogon!

The PM tab on Mibbit is flashing dark blue. At this point I am annoyed at how hard it is to tell when somebody is sending you a PM on mibbit and begin to wish that the mIRC nigger would stop forcing me to pay so I could use it again.

21:03 kd24 get on pokelab
21:03 kd24 need to test ubers team
21:03 kd24 for tommorows tour
21:03 locopoke lets just do it on here
21:03 locopoke go, deoxys-s
21:03 locopoke send out your lead
21:03 kd24 no im serious
21:03 kd24 =[[[

Scared, eh?

21:03 locopoke i dont feel like it
21:03 kd24 unless you really good play
21:03 locopoke n_n
21:03 kd24 for realz
21:03 kd24 on here

For realz indeed.

21:03 kd24 ok no switching teams
21:03 kd24 or counter teaming
21:03 locopoke ok

PkMn Trainer kinglerdude would like to battle!
My team:

21:04 locopoke go deoxys-s
21:04 kd24 i send out rayquaza

dxs-s: 100%
ray: 100%


I have Ice Beam on my Deoxys specifically for this lead. I don't hesitate in using it.


21:04 kd24 i draco meteor
21:04 locopoke deoxys-s used ice beam
21:04 locopoke sash or LO
21:04 kd24 sash

DAMN IT ALL

dxs-s: 1%
ray: 1%


21:04 kd24 ok i exspeed

Not so fast!


21:04 locopoke i use x-speed
21:04 locopoke i outrun and kill

dxs-s: 1%
ray: DEAD



21:04 kd24 ok let me check my team
21:04 kd24 ok i send out forretress
21:04 kd24 i rapid spin
21:05 locopoke i switch to
21:05 locopoke dialga

dialga: 99.99999999%
forry: 100%


At this point I know he's probably going to switch out since it's not smart to leave Forretress in on Dialga so I go for the SR.

21:05 locopoke i sr
21:05 kd24 ok hold on
21:05 locopoke ok
21:05 kd24 so ray is down
21:05 kd24 i need to check my team
21:05 locopoke k

21:05 kd24 ok i switched to ho-oh
21:05 kd24 before th sr
21:05 kd24 *the
21:06 kd24 only mon i have that can take dm/fire blast

dialga: 99.99999999999%
ho-oh: 100% (rocks)


21:06 kd24 ok i sacred fire
21:06 locopoke i twave
21:06 locopoke sacred fire burns
21:06 locopoke lum activates
21:06 locopoke im at 50ish

dialga: 50ish%
ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks)


Ho-Oh does a number on my team, having it paralyzed helps a lot. I can force a switch with Groudon and then he'll take 50% coming in later in the game.

21:06 kd24 ok
21:06 kd24 i brave bird
21:06 locopoke next turn
21:06 locopoke i go to dxys
21:06 locopoke sac it

dxs-s: DEAD
ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks)


21:06 kd24 ok
21:06 locopoke send out groudon

gdon: 100%
ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks)


21:06 kd24 im at ~100% still
21:06 kd24 ok i switch to kyorge
21:06 locopoke rock polish

gdon: 100%(+2 spe)
kyogre: 88%(rocks)


21:06 kd24 im specs
21:06 kd24 do you have lo or leftovers?
21:06 locopoke lo
21:06 locopoke adamant
21:07 kd24 does that ko?
21:07 locopoke we'll say it does 80%
21:07 locopoke so you have 8% left
21:07 kd24 ok i ice beam
21:07 kd24 for ko

It seems I've rolled absolute min damage..

gdon: DEAD
kyogre: 8%(rocks)


21:07 locopoke send out palkia
21:07 locopoke spacial rend
21:07 kd24 i think thats all
21:07 kd24 i sac kyogre
21:07 kd24 to it

palkia: 100%
kyogre: DEAD(rocks)


21:08 kd24 send out my groudon
21:08 kd24 next turn

If it's RP don then I could be in trouble. My main counter to Groudon is my own Groudon which I just lost. My best bet is to go to Gira-O as I know I'll always survive Dragon Claw.

21:08 kd24 i rock polish
21:08 locopoke i go to gira-o
21:08 locopoke full hp
21:08 kd24 damn

gira-o: 100%
gdon: 94%(+2 spe, rocks)


21:08 locopoke i use dm
21:08 kd24 i use swords dance
21:08 kd24 im leftovers
21:08 kd24 how much life
21:08 kd24 do i have left?
21:08 locopoke idk
21:08 locopoke lemme calc

This should put a good dent into his Groudon. If he has Dragon Claw I'm dead but I doubt it. I'll survive Stone Edge and be able to KO with Outrage.

21:08 kd24 im 148 hp
21:08 kd24 with leftovers

21:09 kd24 im hoping that did 60% max
21:10 locopoke 66.1% - 78%
21:10 kd24 im adamant with 253 speed for records sake
21:10 locopoke call it 70%
21:10 kd24 damn

gira-o: 100%
gdon: 36%(+2 atk,+2spe, rocks)


21:10 kd24 ok i stone edge
21:10 kd24 doesnt ko
21:10 locopoke i use outrage and kill you
21:10 locopoke im locked in

gira-o: 15%(locked into outrage)
gdon: DEAD(rocks)


21:11 kd24 i bring in forry
21:11 kd24 i payback
21:11 locopoke so like 25%
21:11 locopoke i die
21:11 kd24 3-3 ok

Gira-O being dead means I can't block spin, but if I can threaten Forry out I don't need to. Palkia's Fire Blast in the sun will KO Forretress and seriously damage anything he brings in.

21:11 locopoke bring in palkia
21:11 locopoke fblast
21:12 kd24 i switched
21:12 kd24 to my last mon
21:12 kd24 palkia
21:12 kd24 im scarf

Oof.

21:12 kd24 ok i spacial rend
21:12 locopoke go to my weakened dialga
21:12 locopoke i hang on barely
21:12 kd24 doesnt ko

dialga: 10%
palkia: 88%(rocks)


21:12 kd24 but one more hit would
21:12 locopoke ok i die
21:12 kd24 ok so 3-2
21:12 kd24 im up

At this point I'm in a pretty bad situation, but there are no rocks on my field and I know Darkrai ALWAYS survives Spacial Rend. My best bet is to sleep Palkia or one of his Pokemon and then Nasty Plot and do as much damage as possible.

21:12 locopoke I bring in darkrai
21:12 kd24 but locked into my move
21:12 locopoke dark void
21:12 kd24 ok i spacial rend
21:12 kd24 doesnt ko

darkrai: 15%
palkia: 76%(sleep, rocks)


21:12 locopoke nasty plot
21:12 kd24 ok
21:12 kd24 i bring in forretress
21:13 locopoke focus blast non LO
21:13 kd24 rapid spin

This means that Ho-Oh comes in at full HP which could be pretty troublesome for me, but it still doesn't take +2 Dark Pulse well.

21:13 locopoke ok
21:13 locopoke dark pulse for the KO rocks are gone

darkrai: 10%(+2 spa)
forry: DEAD


21:13 kd24 how much is darkrai at
21:13 kd24 from the spacial rend
21:13 kd24 and rapid spin?
21:13 locopoke 70.5% - 83.3%
21:13 locopoke so he took 75 we'll say
21:13 kd24 ok
21:13 locopoke hes still alive barely

21:13 kd24 i bring in ho-og

What is this Pokemon I don't understand...

21:14 kd24 hes paralyzed
21:14 locopoke dark pulse doesnt kill
21:14 locopoke but i use it
21:14 kd24 208 hp
21:14 kd24 yeah
21:14 locopoke you dont take rocks
21:14 kd24 i ko with bb
21:14 kd24 yeah my evs
21:14 kd24 are 208 in hp

21:14 kd24 so im at probably ~40%
21:14 kd24 ?
21:14 kd24 i dunno
21:14 kd24 how much your dark pulse does
21:14 kd24 fuck
21:14 kd24 you win
21:14 kd24 i cant beat palkia

21:14 locopoke 58.4% - 68.9%
21:14 locopoke is what you took from dpulse
21:15 kd24 i think thats your last right?
21:15 locopoke so 63%
21:15 locopoke yeah

darkrai: DEAD
ho-oh: 37%


21:15 locopoke what do you have left
21:15 kd24 sleeping palkia
21:15 locopoke ho-oh's dead?
21:15 kd24 37 ho-oh
21:15 kd24 not yet
21:15 locopoke oh
21:15 locopoke i spacial rend ho-oh
21:15 kd24 im paralyzed though

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21:15 locopoke does it kill
21:15 kd24 no but im calling a fp
21:15 kd24 on this turn
21:15 locopoke lol
21:15 kd24 since i went 2 or 3 other turns
21:16 kd24 without it
21:16 locopoke you can't kill me anyway though
21:16 kd24 so ho-oh dies
21:16 locopoke im at full hp
21:16 locopoke so i win anyway
21:16 kd24 i bring in sleeping palkia
21:16 kd24 you win 1-1
21:16 kd24 gg
21:16 locopoke gg

kinglerdude's Palkia fainted.
locopoke wins!


Very epic battle, one of the closest I've ever had. It's a shame we didn't play on the Pokemon Lab, but still a very good battle!

I hope you all enjoyed this warstory as I worked very hard on it and it was one of my closest battles ever.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2010, 10:29:53 PM   #2
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I am loving the format. Good game too. Definitely fun to read. My only nitpick is that sprites are nice, and there is a bit of the wall of text syndrome about this warstory.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2010, 10:31:24 PM   #3
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A beautifully written warstory.
Excellent battle with good commentating. Both players were also really good.

9/0... that bit of hax slightly ruined it for me though. I expect see more from you!


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Old Oct 23rd, 2010, 10:44:46 PM   #4
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This is pretty funny I laughed a few times. Nice way to have fun with gen 4 starting to tail off into gen 5.

Not sure why it's in trou though?
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Old Oct 24th, 2010, 12:24:35 AM   #5
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lol i enjoyed this
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Old Oct 24th, 2010, 12:48:47 AM   #6
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I find locopoke funny
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Old Oct 24th, 2010, 8:48:54 AM   #7
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i think you counterteamed, gg
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Old Oct 24th, 2010, 9:02:18 AM   #8
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This warstory is fucking awesome. 10/10
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Old Oct 24th, 2010, 9:04:10 AM   #9
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pictures and comments were nice but the battle itself could have been better (i mean kd24??? i could go on the ladder and play user jigglypuff47 and get a better battle)


3/10 and im being generous
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Old Oct 24th, 2010, 9:19:52 AM   #10
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Old Oct 25th, 2010, 2:50:50 AM   #11
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all this time we've been using simulators when we could be using irc wow

can our next tour be hosted on irc?
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Old Oct 25th, 2010, 12:46:43 PM   #12
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Well, in all seriousness, we COULD use IRC to run battles. We'd just need a mediator with an RNG-generating bot or something. People sometimes play chess by just speaking moves to each other, and sometimes people play chess through e-mail. So technically I don't see why we can't IRC a Pokémon battle.
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The PM tab on Mibbit is flashing dark blue. At this point I am annoyed at how hard it is to tell when somebody is sending you a PM on mibbit and begin to wish that the mIRC nigger would stop forcing me to pay so I could use it again.
if i had to guess this is in trou because of this quote. 'lol'
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