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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 9:57:46 PM   #1
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Angry Is smogon's Pokemon Online server mod coward???

Hello! I am a beautiful servant of the superfamous diva of pokemon battle, the shining beauty, the perfect combination of strength and sexyness LunaMaya.

Im posting it bcoz i want to show how mods are coward! they can only mute or ban someone as they are jealous of someone who is getting famous like my princess, LunaMaya.

The story begins after i was muted by one of smogoner, B-Lulz, one coward ppl there! He banned me bcoz he's annoyed of me. and no one got annoyed of me but him! maybe he's jealous since i was miss Luna's servant and not him.

After that, she tried to embarrass me even after he muted me. then i chall'ed him to confirm how coward he was. it's battle to decide, who was the one who should be banned! moreover for being so coward!

and the battle begins!

========================begins here======================

Battle between B-Lulz and LunaMaya's servant started!

Tier: Standard OU
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Species Clause

LunaMaya's servant sent out Hippowdon!
B-Lulz sent out Politoed!
The foe's Politoed's Drizzle made it rain!
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
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B-Lulz: BAN BATTLE
LunaMaya's servant: you shoul die!!!!

Start of turn 1
The foe's Politoed used Hydro Pump!
The attack of the foe's Politoed missed!

Hippowdon used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around B-Lulz's team!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Politoed is buffeted by the sandstorm!

Start of turn 2
The foe's Politoed used Hydro Pump!
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 420 HP! (100% of its health)
Hippowdon fainted!
The foe's Politoed is hurt by its Life Orb!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Politoed is buffeted by the sandstorm!
LunaMaya's servant sent out Rankurusu!

LunaMaya's servant: you..
LunaMaya's servant: should die!

Start of turn 3
B-Lulz called Politoed back!
B-Lulz sent out Nattorei!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Nattorei!

Rankurusu used Calm Mind!
Rankurusu's Sp. Att. rose!
Rankurusu's Sp. Def. rose!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 4
Rankurusu used Calm Mind!
Rankurusu's Sp. Att. rose!
Rankurusu's Sp. Def. rose!

The foe's Nattorei used Thunder Wave!
Rankurusu is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!

The sandstorm rages!

Start of turn 5
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 120 HP! (28% of its health)

Rankurusu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Nattorei lost 23% of its health!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
LunaMaya's servant: cmon!

Start of turn 6
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 135 HP! (31% of its health)

Rankurusu is paralyzed! It can't move!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
beanio12 stopped watching the battle.

Start of turn 7
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 132 HP! (31% of its health)

Rankurusu used Recover!
Rankurusu regained health!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 8
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 135 HP! (31% of its health)

Rankurusu is paralyzed! It can't move!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 9
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
The attack of the foe's Nattorei missed!

Rankurusu used Recover!
Rankurusu regained health!

The sandstorm rages!

Start of turn 10
B-Lulz called Nattorei back!
B-Lulz sent out Politoed!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Politoed!

The foe's Politoed's Drizzle made it rain!
Rankurusu used Hidden Power!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
The foe's Politoed lost 16% of its health!

Rain continues to fall!

Start of turn 11
B-Lulz called Politoed back!
B-Lulz sent out Nattorei!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Nattorei!

Rankurusu used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Nattorei lost 20% of its health!
The foe's Nattorei's Sp. Def. fell!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
LunaMaya's servant: i know you must be some kind of cheater

Start of turn 12
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 123 HP! (29% of its health)

Rankurusu used Calm Mind!
Rankurusu's Sp. Att. rose!
Rankurusu's Sp. Def. rose!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 13
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 117 HP! (27% of its health)

Rankurusu used Recover!
Rankurusu regained health!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 14
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 130 HP! (30% of its health)

Rankurusu is paralyzed! It can't move!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 15
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 135 HP! (31% of its health)

Rankurusu used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
The foe's Nattorei lost 80% of its health!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 16
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 118 HP! (27% of its health)

Rankurusu is paralyzed! It can't move!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Rankurusu restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 17
The foe's Nattorei used Power Whip!
Rankurusu lost 119 HP! (28% of its health)
Rankurusu fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Nattorei restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
LunaMaya's servant sent out Aakeosu!

LunaMaya's servant: you are simply a cheater!

Start of turn 18
Aakeosu used Acrobat!
Aakeosu's Flight Jewel raised Acrobat's power!
The foe's Nattorei lost 36% of its health!
The foe's Nattorei's Iron Barbs hurts Aakeosu
The foe's Nattorei fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
B-Lulz sent out Azumarill!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Azumarill!

Start of turn 19
The foe's Azumarill used Aqua Jet!
It's super effective!
Aakeosu lost 256 HP! (87% of its health)
Aakeosu fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
LunaMaya's servant sent out Tyranitar!

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!

Start of turn 20
B-Lulz called Azumarill back!
B-Lulz sent out Deoxys-S!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Deoxys-S!

The foe's Deoxys-S is exerting its Pressure!
Tyranitar used Crunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Deoxys-S lost 87% of its health!
The foe's Deoxys-S fainted!

The sandstorm rages!
B-Lulz sent out Azumarill!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Azumarill!

Start of turn 21
B-Lulz called Azumarill back!
B-Lulz sent out Politoed!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Politoed!

The foe's Politoed's Drizzle made it rain!
Tyranitar used Crunch!
The foe's Politoed lost 37% of its health!
The foe's Politoed fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
B-Lulz sent out Torunerosu!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Torunerosu!

Start of turn 22
LunaMaya's servant called Tyranitar back!
LunaMaya's servant sent out Scizor!

The foe's Torunerosu used Hammer Arm!
The attack of the foe's Torunerosu missed!

Rain continues to fall!

Start of turn 23
Scizor used Bullet Punch!
The foe's Torunerosu lost 75% of its health!
The foe's Torunerosu fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
B-Lulz sent out Azumarill!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Azumarill!

Start of turn 24
LunaMaya's servant called Scizor back!
LunaMaya's servant sent out Tyranitar!

Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The foe's Azumarill used Waterfall!
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 342 HP! (100% of its health)
Tyranitar fainted!

The sandstorm rages!
The foe's Azumarill is buffeted by the sandstorm!
LunaMaya's servant sent out Scizor!

Start of turn 25
Scizor used U-turn!
The foe's Azumarill lost 56% of its health!
The foe's Azumarill fainted!
LunaMaya's servant called Scizor back!
LunaMaya's servant sent out Doryuuzu!

Doryuuzu is floating on a balloon!

The sandstorm rages!

===================ends here====================

you know why that match ended???!!!
bcoz i got disconnected by him when i was clearly about to win!!!!!!!! he wanted to make other thought that i was lost by running away!!!

HOW COWARD!!!

it shows that mod like him is just a weak coward person who CAN ONLY win with muting and banning other players!!!! Perfect example of a cheater!

B-Lulz!!!! You're not a man! not even a woman or gay! you're worse! Coward! cmon! face me!!! im just a woman. yet you cheated me!!!

You.. are.. so. COWARD!

I'll remember your name, B-Lulz! and all your followers! who do the same thing!

Plz to all mod! Dont be so coward like that!!!!!

It's SMOGON you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 9:59:36 PM   #2
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:00:11 PM   #3
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:02:17 PM   #4
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So everyone who follows B-Lulz can disconnect the opponent when they are going to lose? Time to start worshiping him.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:04:41 PM   #5
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:04:59 PM   #6
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Posting in epic thread. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

edit 4: I cant get it right dammit
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:05:00 PM   #7
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My battles never reach an ending if I'm about to win, say in 30 battles I lose 15, I win 1 and the other 14 I'm winning people just quit, generally after doing stuff like breaking their baton pass chain. It's really immature but I just don't care, I ignore it, I would be wrong if I was totally pissed up by a virtual battle.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:10:35 PM   #9
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I think all of those people that love mentioning Vexatious when it comes to warstories should jump off that bandwagon and hop on to the new one. I'm glad to call myself LunaMayaServant's servant. Plz B-Lulz your name will always be remembered bcoz this is SMOGON!!!
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:13:10 PM   #10
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Top warstory :/
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:13:25 PM   #11
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Oh, yes, what does B-Lulz mean?
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:19:39 PM   #12
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I see you didn't change the formatting from the PO standard, which is alright, but unoriginal. The battle was bearable, but wasn't top-notch.

However, what really made this warstory incredible, was the fantastic commentary. I mean dear fuck. It really blew me back.

Format: C
Battle: C-
Commentary: A++++
Overall: A+

Looking forward to more!
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b-lulz really isnt a server mod. don't let him fool you.


wasn't that great of a war story. only would read another time or two. 4/10
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i rate this warstory a B-

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Brilliant, she's a member now. Prepare to be annoyed into oblivion.
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Old Feb 16th, 2011, 12:28:36 AM   #19
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Old Feb 16th, 2011, 12:22:10 PM   #21
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 7:30:07 PM   #24
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B-lulz, what were doing letting a scrub like this even stand in the same ring? Beat the crap out of him seriously next time.
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