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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 9:30:19 PM   #26
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I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff posts, I don't like your jerkoff poems, and I don't like you, jerkoff.

Post in this thread if you dare.
..........I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 11:11:45 PM   #27
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Xorglordwhipsass is afraid of Dweedle.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 11:54:11 PM   #28
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no that wasnt even a comment captain obvious would give


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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 2:09:37 AM   #29
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This thread is gold with all the poems! Waiting for Xorglordwhipsass
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 2:37:09 AM   #30
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 2:54:45 AM   #31
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This is a parody on Xorglordwhipsass, I do believe.
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 2:57:15 AM   #32
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 4:35:55 AM   #33
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i was just logged off so, you want me to jerkoff... NO, but i wont use rahu... i mean vulcan fury's name again THAT IS ALL
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 5:06:44 AM   #34
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why the fuck are you calling me 'rahul' firstly i am not indian and secondly I don't even fucking know you.
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 5:47:19 AM   #35
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 6:04:13 PM   #36
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i was just logged off so, you want me to jerkoff... NO, but i wont use rahu... i mean vulcan fury's name again THAT IS ALL
I don't want you to jerk off you fucking selfish bastard, I called you a jerkoff. There's a difference. Jerkoff.

Write a poem about not being a faggot or I will be forced to take disciplinary action.
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 6:32:56 PM   #37
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i was just logged off so, you want me to jerkoff... NO, but i wont use rahu... i mean vulcan fury's name again THAT IS ALL
hahaha

c'mon xorglord, write us some beautiful poetry
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 2:57:23 AM   #38
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fine , by the way, thanx chaos,
here is my poem about not being a faggot,
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FUCK YOU DWEEDLE, THAT IS ALL
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 3:10:07 AM   #39
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Hahahaha, looks like you can't write any more poetry, eh?
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 3:10:41 AM   #40
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lolll
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 3:12:07 AM   #41
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LIAR
here it is
a am not a faggot,
nor am i a maggot,
all i do is fuck with minds
i like it too, it's not all kind,
but it's fun
lol
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 3:35:59 AM   #42
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Oh, you may not be a faggot,
but you surely are a fag,
who looks like a fucking douche bag,
Why dont you just leave,
At your departure noone will grieve,
You crass liitle maggot.

My first attempt at a poem, I think it came out decent!
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 3:42:52 AM   #43
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I would post a poem but alas I am too lazy to think up one
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[22:24:24] Jirachi: you fucker
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 3:55:37 AM   #44
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To Xorglordoflongnames:


You're stupidity is not well recieved,
The mind-numbingness of it all,
It is something of which nothing can percieve,
Eventually you shall take the fall,
Into the darkness you then sit and wait,
And then as you finally see it all,
You were just nameless flame bait afterall..



I couldn't resist. Normally I don't bother with people this dumb but this... person... deserves it.
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 4:05:31 AM   #45
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To Dweedle the Xorglord hater
I bet you're a chronic masturbator!
Leave Xorglord alone
While I make his mother yelp and moan.
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 12:10:14 PM   #46
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You can take his ugly mother
Cause I bang hot bitches like I'm a brother
Playing the scene like no other
I knock you down and you can't recover.
Bitch.
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 3:20:49 PM   #47
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i don't do poetry.. i freestyle

yo yo yo
dweeds aint no ho
he's got himself a yo-yo
likes jazz music stuff
got called out yo thats rough
but life's tough
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about things you don't get
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 3:50:40 PM   #48
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Smogon should publish a poetry collection >.>
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 5:28:31 PM   #49
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yo, check it

i saw a bunny
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he sniffs cleverly
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 5:33:17 PM   #50
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Hello
These are some random lines
That are not forming a poem
I hope you enjoyed this non-poem.
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