in this thread i make a dumb poem and try to woo natalie but also fail miserably - Page 2

Siphai · May 20th, 2006, 4:43:39 AM

ending each line except the first in the stanza with 'atalie' a poem does not make

Minwu · May 20th, 2006, 5:27:38 AM

a wise brazilian once told me

Quote:

FUCKERS AND SUCKERS!!!

Blue Light 2 · May 20th, 2006, 9:54:08 AM

dang, i got owned my mekkah

i should run away

Altmer · May 20th, 2006, 11:57:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Siphai

ending each line except the first in the stanza with 'atalie' a poem does not make

that's called using one and the same sound for rhyming, poetry is pretty diverse, it doesn't even NEED to rhyme.... =/

The HavoX · May 20th, 2006, 11:59:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat cloud

are you stupid doom

i'm serious

i'll fucking stab you in the face motherfucker

LOL

Floppy · May 20th, 2006, 12:06:07 PM

d-d. let's get on the bus. woof woof. let's get on the bus.

Siphai · May 20th, 2006, 12:28:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Altmer

that's called using one and the same sound for rhyming, poetry is pretty diverse, it doesn't even NEED to rhyme.... =/

I'm going to counter that with a poem

There once was a man from nantucket
Shut the hell up

Altmer · May 20th, 2006, 12:40:51 PM

no

The.Lost.Hylian · May 20th, 2006, 12:43:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Dweedle

mixing sex and food is combining two worlds of pleasure that do not need to be together

otherwise i would orgasm every time i ate pasta

although that wouldn't be much different than normal

I think my food fantasy is a bathtub full of pasta and a naked girl who will remain anatalienymous.

Arcturus · May 20th, 2006, 1:39:20 PM

This thread needs more Gang Starr.

NP: Mass Appeal

Articuno64 · May 20th, 2006, 2:18:16 PM

requesting more women in thread

Altmer · May 20th, 2006, 2:23:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Articuno64

requesting more women posting on smogon

fixed

dynamo · May 20th, 2006, 4:02:14 PM

aww doom and natalie make such a cute couple!

Floppy · May 20th, 2006, 4:14:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat dynamo

aww doom and natalie make such a cute couple!

In your dreams nigga. I've been waiting in-line since...how long now??....ever?

pshh >_>

Jack Sparrow · May 20th, 2006, 4:42:27 PM

I think natalie and doom would be a better couple than cloud and natalie. Mainly because natalie doesn't strike me as a lesbian so cloud would be a poor choice!

Shichiro · May 20th, 2006, 5:48:42 PM

np - with a cock

g_g

bleep · May 20th, 2006, 5:57:02 PM

shichiro has no cock

i win

Shichiro · May 20th, 2006, 5:59:01 PM

i never said it was MY cock you faggot ;/

btway · May 20th, 2006, 5:59:23 PM

I'm surprised that this thread is still alive after cloud has visited it

Chimaira · May 20th, 2006, 7:41:22 PM

How does loving natalie and making a really bad poem make you gay?
Your bi-sexual at worst.

I think natalie needs to go undercover and pose as a guy so she doesn't get harrassed into oblivion. In case you take my advice, here's some pointers:

*Whenever a topic such as "What men do you think are hot?" Or "Would you kiss a guy?" ALWAYS reply with "ur all ghey" to make sure nobody questions your manliness.

*Mention your penis at least once in a positive sense. (Wouldn't want to create any unneccisary doubt)

*Be sure to state how much you get laid at least once. (Just lie and name a number between 10 and 999)

*If someone joins the forums that is obviously a girl, be sure to make a bad attempt to hit on her.

btway · May 20th, 2006, 7:48:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Chimaira

I think natalie needs to go undercover and pose as a guy so she doesn't get harrassed into oblivion.

If that happens, the board will go crashing into oblivion with RIP natalie posts.

The.Lost.Hylian · May 20th, 2006, 7:53:19 PM

ps: ily lisa :D

DM · May 20th, 2006, 8:09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Dweedle

mixing sex and food is combining two worlds of pleasure that do not need to be together

Add in television, and you've got the Costanza Trifecta.

Sanders · May 20th, 2006, 8:23:45 PM

Natalie, don't fall for DoomMullet; his nose might impale you!

And everyone knows I love you more

DM · May 20th, 2006, 8:55:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Sanders

And everyone knows I love you more

fuck you man

did you READ the poem

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Jack Sparrow Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,602 Shattrath City	I think natalie and doom would be a better couple than cloud and natalie. Mainly because natalie doesn't strike me as a lesbian so cloud would be a poor choice!

May 20th, 2006, 5:48:42 PM	#41
Shichiro Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,272 Buffalo, NY	np - with a cock g_g

May 20th, 2006, 5:57:02 PM	#42
bleep Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 488	shichiro has no cock i win __________________ Tyraniboah is so 2005 (really, I'd know). Can't believe our Smogon beast of the previous decade is still crushing everything in sight; seems like I really am an old-timer with this competitive Pokemon thing. If you're one of the [way] earlier members of the community and remember me, shoot me a message! Can't say I'll get back to you in a reasonable amount of time, but I'm still interested to see what the older generation is up to. Cheers.

May 20th, 2006, 5:59:01 PM	#43
Shichiro Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,272 Buffalo, NY	i never said it was MY cock you faggot ;/

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May 20th, 2006, 7:41:22 PM	#45
Chimaira Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 680	How does loving natalie and making a really bad poem make you gay? Your bi-sexual at worst. I think natalie needs to go undercover and pose as a guy so she doesn't get harrassed into oblivion. In case you take my advice, here's some pointers: Whenever a topic such as "What men do you think are hot?" Or "Would you kiss a guy?" ALWAYS reply with "ur all ghey" to make sure nobody questions your manliness. Mention your penis at least once in a positive sense. (Wouldn't want to create any unneccisary doubt) Be sure to state how much you get laid at least once. (Just lie and name a number between 10 and 999) If someone joins the forums that is obviously a girl, be sure to make a bad attempt to hit on her. __________________ "Any unpatriotic anti-american dogs who oppose him shall be crushed under the jack-boots of freedom!" James Love owns.

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Sanders Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,616	Natalie, don't fall for DoomMullet; his nose might impale you! And everyone knows I love you more