The Twix Ice Cream Test Pictorial Thread

DM · Jun 26th, 2006, 2:34:35 AM

So when I woke up today at 3pm and stumbled downstairs for breakfast, I saw that my mother had left me $150 and a shopping list. Yay! I was going grocery shopping! It's not that I enjoy it, so much that I get the POWER... I decide what everyone gets to eat for the next week!

So I go to my local Tops and get to work. The last thing on the list is ice cream, so I take my time with this one. I was looking for Piece of Cake, but then something snagged my eye... TWIX. Twix Ice Cream! I must buy it.

So I did.

So I went to try it a couple hours ago, well after everyone was asleep. I dunno, it was warm, and I had a hankering fer sum TWIX!

I removed from the freezer and set it down, surveying my prey. I eyed it from all angles, taking in its full majesty. Once satisfied, I drew my weapon and placed it down, readying myself.

I removed the plastic around the top with shaking hands reminiscent of a 13 year old boy trying to undo his first bra. Once that obstacle was conquered, I could take the top off and get my first glimpse at the treasure that lied within.

This was meant to be, I could feel it in my pores. It swam down to the very center of my being... TWIX ICE CREAM. Brandishing my weapon, I dove down into the softly accepting ice cream and pulled out that all-important First Spoonful.

I brought it slowly up to my mouth, trembling slightly, all the while staring at the small clump of ice cream that was soon to be inside my body, noting each and every swirl of chocolate and caramel. Finally, overcoming my childish anxiety... I THRUST the sugary nectar into my eagerly waiting maw!

And then... I let it set it. The taste came on slowly, like heroin when I shoot it into my scrotum instead of my arm. I let it come on, not knowing what to expect, but just... waiting for it.

And there it was. It hit me hard, as if Noobster had just sat down on my head. I was overwhelmed with the sensations coming from my mouth, and I began to give in to them, allowing them to take my body to another plane of existence, a place where all food tastes like Twix Ice Cream, where unicorns are the chosen type of transportation, and no one has ever heard of My Chemical Romance. I didn't even notice that I had already dug out my Second Spoonful, and it was in my mouth before I could even react (not that I would have stopped it.)

It was absolutely delicious! Delightful! Delectable! De- fuck, I'm out of good D-words. But that Second Spoonful, I believe is a very important event in my life. That's the point where I gave in to Twix Ice Cream and let the flavor control my senses to the point of oral sensation that I had never experienced.

Man, that ice cream was GOOD. I mean, REALLY good. How good, you might ask? Well... THIS good.

Twix Ice Cream recieves a full endorsement from me. Do yourself a favor and go buy some as soon as humanly possible.

meddle · Jun 26th, 2006, 2:37:01 AM

lol this was great

a little disturbed by the end pic though

Steelicks · Jun 26th, 2006, 2:37:33 AM

hahahahaha this was great

***chaos***** · Jun 26th, 2006, 2:38:50 AM

nice ending lol

ill get some of this shit

noobster · Jun 26th, 2006, 2:40:52 AM

best topic in a while haha

Articuno64 · Jun 26th, 2006, 2:40:58 AM

a brilliant advertisement :lol:

The.Lost.Hylian · Jun 26th, 2006, 2:43:20 AM

Oh, this thread is enjoyable. I'm thinking picture stories should have a spot on the photo album site =]

monkfish · Jun 26th, 2006, 2:50:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat DoomMullet

I removed the plastic around the top with shaking hands reminiscent of a 13 year old boy trying to undo his first bra.

:lol:

Kongler · Jun 26th, 2006, 5:33:36 AM

i'm hot for ice cream!

SpaceFlare · Jun 26th, 2006, 6:28:34 AM

haha awesome

Chimaira · Jun 26th, 2006, 8:55:16 AM

Some funny shit. Especially the expressions.

BTW I hate Twix and everything it stands for.
And does that icecream actually exist? That "MORE STUFF!*" makes it look like a joke...
If it is then it's a really good one.

Atlas · Jun 26th, 2006, 9:03:15 AM

ive always wanted to try that stuff and the other flavors but its like 8 bucks for a small thing. id rather get a 4 litre noname one for like 3 bucks.

Doomsday · Jun 26th, 2006, 9:24:14 AM

hahaha nice, dm

I also laughed at "now with MORE STUFF", what the fuck lol

natalie · Jun 26th, 2006, 9:34:06 AM

O.O

Jenova · Jun 26th, 2006, 10:49:01 AM

my thoughts exactly, natalie. i was like "ho hum, thread about icecream. oh, this is entertaining. now i want some icecrOHMYGOD"

...¬_¬

The HavoX · Jun 26th, 2006, 11:00:14 AM

Twix Ice Cream: Now with more stuff!

Lexay · Jun 26th, 2006, 11:07:02 AM

lol dm

Glalie · Jun 26th, 2006, 11:17:19 AM

I've tried it its very good. Last pic is a little sad if you know what I mean!

Pax Deorum · Jun 26th, 2006, 11:19:33 AM

Last pic made my friend happy

natalie · Jun 26th, 2006, 11:19:34 AM

that second spoon picture is fucking hot

btway · Jun 26th, 2006, 12:36:54 PM

I wonder what the asterisk after "stuff" means...

10/10 for the last picture

Chimaira · Jun 26th, 2006, 12:41:16 PM

Carcinogens, artificial flavouring, artificial colouring and other dubious chemicals that have been tested on little white kittens which were then killed and dissected.

Black Leather Jacket · Jun 26th, 2006, 12:44:01 PM

Hi I'm blatantly a fat, stupid idiot who doesn't understand that I should keep my stupid comments out of good threads. Also, I probably enjoyed the last picture a bit too much.

dynamo · Jun 26th, 2006, 12:49:25 PM

haha fucking awesome

also lol whoring your penis on smogon

btway · Jun 26th, 2006, 1:03:54 PM

maybe he got a brainfreeze...down there.

a penisfreeze!

Jun 26th, 2006, 2:34:35 AM	#1
DM CHESTER COPPERPOTS Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,488 Location: Felony Butt Prison	The Twix Ice Cream Test Pictorial Thread So when I woke up today at 3pm and stumbled downstairs for breakfast, I saw that my mother had left me $150 and a shopping list. Yay! I was going grocery shopping! It's not that I enjoy it, so much that I get the POWER... I decide what everyone gets to eat for the next week! So I go to my local Tops and get to work. The last thing on the list is ice cream, so I take my time with this one. I was looking for Piece of Cake, but then something snagged my eye... TWIX. Twix Ice Cream! I must buy it. So I did. So I went to try it a couple hours ago, well after everyone was asleep. I dunno, it was warm, and I had a hankering fer sum TWIX! I removed from the freezer and set it down, surveying my prey. I eyed it from all angles, taking in its full majesty. Once satisfied, I drew my weapon and placed it down, readying myself. I removed the plastic around the top with shaking hands reminiscent of a 13 year old boy trying to undo his first bra. Once that obstacle was conquered, I could take the top off and get my first glimpse at the treasure that lied within. This was meant to be, I could feel it in my pores. It swam down to the very center of my being... TWIX ICE CREAM. Brandishing my weapon, I dove down into the softly accepting ice cream and pulled out that all-important First Spoonful. I brought it slowly up to my mouth, trembling slightly, all the while staring at the small clump of ice cream that was soon to be inside my body, noting each and every swirl of chocolate and caramel. Finally, overcoming my childish anxiety... I THRUST the sugary nectar into my eagerly waiting maw! And then... I let it set it. The taste came on slowly, like heroin when I shoot it into my scrotum instead of my arm. I let it come on, not knowing what to expect, but just... waiting for it. And there it was. It hit me hard, as if Noobster had just sat down on my head. I was overwhelmed with the sensations coming from my mouth, and I began to give in to them, allowing them to take my body to another plane of existence, a place where all food tastes like Twix Ice Cream, where unicorns are the chosen type of transportation, and no one has ever heard of My Chemical Romance. I didn't even notice that I had already dug out my Second Spoonful, and it was in my mouth before I could even react (not that I would have stopped it.) It was absolutely delicious! Delightful! Delectable! De- fuck, I'm out of good D-words. But that Second Spoonful, I believe is a very important event in my life. That's the point where I gave in to Twix Ice Cream and let the flavor control my senses to the point of oral sensation that I had never experienced. Man, that ice cream was GOOD. I mean, REALLY good. How good, you might ask? Well... THIS good. Twix Ice Cream recieves a full endorsement from me. Do yourself a favor and go buy some as soon as humanly possible. __________________ <Ninahaza> hey jumpman make sure to read DM's smocon 08 with her, its a great story but it has like 90% pictures half naked guys and you are in like 45% of those pics

Jun 26th, 2006, 2:40:52 AM	#5
noobster space cowboy Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,591 san diego	best topic in a while haha __________________

Jun 26th, 2006, 2:43:20 AM	#7
The.Lost.Hylian Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,788 North Carolina, United States	Oh, this thread is enjoyable. I'm thinking picture stories should have a spot on the photo album site =] __________________ If you're interested in contributing to a heavily customized Pokemon Online server, PM me for details.

Jun 26th, 2006, 8:55:16 AM	#11
Chimaira Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 680	Some funny shit. Especially the expressions. BTW I hate Twix and everything it stands for. And does that icecream actually exist? That "MORE STUFF!" makes it look like a joke... If it is then it's a really good one. __________________ "Any unpatriotic anti-american dogs who oppose him shall be crushed under the jack-boots of freedom!"* James Love owns. Last edited by Chimaira; Jun 26th, 2006 at 8:58:00 AM.

Jun 26th, 2006, 9:03:15 AM	#12
Atlas I'm the Mary! Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,487 Alliston, Ontario	ive always wanted to try that stuff and the other flavors but its like 8 bucks for a small thing. id rather get a 4 litre noname one for like 3 bucks. __________________

Jun 26th, 2006, 2:37:01 AM	#2
meddle Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 2,844 seattle	lol this was great a little disturbed by the end pic though

Jun 26th, 2006, 2:37:33 AM	#3
Steelicks Come here and Battle me! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,756 Zoo Station	hahahahaha this was great

Jun 26th, 2006, 2:38:50 AM	#4
*chaos* chaos Administrator** Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 8,714	nice ending lol ill get some of this shit

Jun 26th, 2006, 2:40:58 AM	#6
Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,461	a brilliant advertisement :lol:

Jun 26th, 2006, 5:33:36 AM	#9
Kongler Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,481 Fort Worth, TX	i'm hot for ice cream!

Jun 26th, 2006, 6:28:34 AM	#10
SpaceFlare Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,242 Philippines	haha awesome

Jun 26th, 2006, 9:24:14 AM	#13
Doomsday Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,167	hahaha nice, dm I also laughed at "now with MORE STUFF", what the fuck lol

Jun 26th, 2006, 9:34:06 AM	#14
natalie property of alex Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 922 manchester	O.O

Jun 26th, 2006, 10:49:01 AM	#15
Jenova Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 341	my thoughts exactly, natalie. i was like "ho hum, thread about icecream. oh, this is entertaining. now i want some icecrOHMYGOD" ...¬_¬

Jun 26th, 2006, 11:00:14 AM	#16
The HavoX Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,992 Go away.	Twix Ice Cream: Now with more stuff!

Jun 26th, 2006, 11:07:02 AM	#17
Lexay I could be boned! Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,837	lol dm

Jun 26th, 2006, 11:17:19 AM	#18
Glalie Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,103 Toronto	I've tried it its very good. Last pic is a little sad if you know what I mean!

Jun 26th, 2006, 11:19:33 AM	#19
Pax Deorum Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 839	Last pic made my friend happy __________________ http://imagegen.last.fm/Robot3MusicV...GoldenLamb.gif

Jun 26th, 2006, 11:19:34 AM	#20
natalie property of alex Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 922 manchester	that second spoon picture is fucking hot

Jun 26th, 2006, 12:36:54 PM	#21
btway Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 987 New York, NY	I wonder what the asterisk after "stuff" means... 10/10 for the last picture __________________ http://cards.pokecharms.com/create/2...1ca2952947.png

Jun 26th, 2006, 12:41:16 PM	#22
Chimaira Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 680	Carcinogens, artificial flavouring, artificial colouring and other dubious chemicals that have been tested on little white kittens which were then killed and dissected. __________________ "Any unpatriotic anti-american dogs who oppose him shall be crushed under the jack-boots of freedom!" James Love owns.

Jun 26th, 2006, 12:44:01 PM	#23
Black Leather Jacket Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,467	Hi I'm blatantly a fat, stupid idiot who doesn't understand that I should keep my stupid comments out of good threads. Also, I probably enjoyed the last picture a bit too much. __________________ Aspirine is safer than proteins I eat an aspirine everyday, it keeps your blood thin so it can get into every fibra in your muscles, makes you looked more jacked, like proteins but safer to your liver. Last edited by DM; Jun 26th, 2006 at 1:39:45 PM.

Jun 26th, 2006, 12:49:25 PM	#24
dynamo Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,782 England	haha fucking awesome also lol whoring your penis on smogon __________________ well you know I used to have a friend code here but then my wifi decided to be gay

Jun 26th, 2006, 1:03:54 PM	#25
btway Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 987 New York, NY	maybe he got a brainfreeze...down there. a penisfreeze! __________________ http://cards.pokecharms.com/create/2...1ca2952947.png