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4000th member spectacular ok :) (dm/dweedle/carl SLASH + NECRO INC.)

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by ls, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. ls

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    GOD has it been 4000 members already. Well ok. TYIme to bite the bullet. i asked chaos to be able to have exclusive rights to this thread and sqiuandering it would just be a big slap in the face! so here we go..

    WHEN i got this gig i thought hmm what shoukd i write about. I MEan there's so much and the first thing that struck me AS USUAL was dbz but honestly i';ve already done a thread baout that. and dbz gets a tad( JUST A TAD DONT FLAME me)

    so I thoight hnmmn wahst big right now. lost.. but i cant get into lost. backstreet boys..?? hah. no way jose. THen i though skarm and chris write fanfics./ and though theyre not very good (LETs be honest they dont have my talent) I figure thats as good an idea as any

    SO NOW smoghoni present to you what a normal day in the life of sanders is like to me i think. ok. without adieu.

    A Day in the Life of Sanders

    bY Cornelius "Lugia "Jolteon" Storm" Storm" Fickle

    "Sanders we love you."

    Sakura-chan and Kagome-chan. Hah, the best girlfriends a guy could ever have! I'm so lucky to have them and they let me do whatever I want with them. They respect me and I respect them and then I also ravage them.

    "Sanders we love you."

    Their endless devotion to me would to some get a bit boring. But I'm not some. I'm Sanders. I live for this kind of stuff. Sakura-chan made a lovely contrast to Kagome-chan because she had pink hair and Kagome-chan has black hair. Although I found out some time ago Sakura-chan is not a natural pink-head if you get my drift!

    "Sanders we love you."

    Well, it is kind of a broken record, don't you think? What's up with them?

    "Sanders we love you... But frankly we're a little scared for you!"

    Oh. My family. Not Sakura-chan and Kagome-chan at all. I groaned and rolled over. I can't believe they're bothering me again. Sometimes I feel like I should just be allowed to live my life!! Naruto has no need of family. And neither do I.

    Sometimes I wax poetic, y'know? We all do I think. I wonder why no one understands me. No one in school (REALLY funny guys haha beat up Sanders for the ten billionth time. Real mature.) understands me. But there is one outlet. I can't say that people understand me there, either, but it doesn't really bother me. When I'm there I can be the real me. I don't hide. I love IRC.

    Not that they love me. Far from it. But that's not why I really go. I go because out of any place this provides me with freedom, anonymity and consequence-free liberty. I cannot be beaten up here.

    I put up with the bullshit, of course. They're just joking. Hah, such kidders they all are. When they tell me they want me to leave, I just know in their heads they're really thinking, "What a unique individual! I'm scared and intimidated with this amazing person's presence." Just like in real life. But here I cannot be beaten

    So after I wake up and eat breakfast (a bit of Pocky. Well, who am I kidding? Pocky's crack and baby I'd suck a few cocks for some Pocky sticks. Whoa. When did this oral fixation start? Er, better get back to my story.) Then it's on to the eggs, and the bacon, and the steak, and the hash browns, and the toast, and the cereal, and the pancakes, and the waffles, and finally I finish it up with the orange juice bottle. I'm a growing boy.

    "Son, we're beginning to worry about the amount of time you spend in your room, using the internet."

    Jesus, I know it's cliché, but parents never understand.

    "I'm just watching anime! If it's so unhealthy why would it be so popular? In Japan everyone lives to like 110!"

    With that logic, I was expecting my father to give in and apologize and offer to buy me some Naruto DVDs (Too. Fucking. Expensive. Who do they think they're kidding!? I'm not made of yen!! Haha, I should write that down. My IRC friends would love that one.)

    As I took out my IRC notepad, my mom started to cry. She's an emotional wreck. I don't know why, I'm the perfect son.

    I finish my meal and rush to IRC. Ah, yes. Steelicks is on. He may torment me endlessly but I know that he loves me. I know it. How could he not? I'm Sanders.

    PArt 2 comin soon hope ya'll like it.
  2. Sanders

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    god i love you

    late edit: god i hate you
  3. chaos

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    hahah eagerly awaiting part 2 and congrats on 4000 members everybody!

    i wonder if anyone will get this that doesnt go to #smogon
  4. noobster

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    this is genius ahaha
  5. DM

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    Oh my god, I'm in tears over here. Mr. Figgle, I adore you.

    And congrats to Smogon as well... 4000 strong!

    Blaziken i choose u!!!
  6. NightwolfAA2k5

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    I am proud to be member number 4031 :) Thanks guys :)
  7. Mpika

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    That was great! I can't wait till part 2.

    And congrats to smogon!
  8. Kongler

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    hahaha it's fantasy! sanders getting poon! haha!
  9. Sanders

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    Actually you are member number 3999: 4031 counting deleted users.
  10. chaos

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    his id # is 4031 though so its all good
  11. Articuno64

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    a beautiful story
  12. Altmer

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    a brilliant description
  13. Hipmonlee

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    I remember the good old days when I was member #13.

    Also I am in a public library here, and I laughed a little bit too loud whilst reading this story and am now feeling embarassed.. Damn you cfickle..

    Have a nice day.
  14. ls

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    Pt. 2 - In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, the Sanders Roars Tonight

    /server irc.dejatoons.net

    /ns id everyonelovessanders

    /join #sanders

    Hi everyone!

    /echo gulp

    /join #smogon

    Porygon2 sets mode: +v Sanders

    <Sanders> Hi guys! You'll never guess what I did today!

    <Sanders> ...Hi guys! You'll never guess what I did today!

    <Hazerider> FINE JUST FUCKING TELL US! WE SO WANNA KNOW WHAT THE SUCK UP DID.

    Hazerider. The bane of my online existence. He thinks it's just so funny to troll the hell out of me whenever I join. Sometimes I wonder if he's one of the plebes at school who somehow found out where I go online just to make me miserable. Nothing else would explain the passion with which he hates me. Luckily he's the only one here who hates me.

    <chaos> just fucking leave him alone, user: hazerider. you're just as horrible at everything as he is, anyway. why don't you go harrass someone whos listening to music that I maybe kinda like?

    That's chaos, Smogon's owner. For a while I was convinced he hated me. Now I think he hates himself, more. I'm so lucky I don't have that problem! I have a wonderful self-image.

    <ls> yeah sanders isnt too terrible

    That's ls, he's my white knight. I'm not afraid to say that I've more than a little "schoolgirl crush" on him. He is one of my biggest fans! I don't know what I've done to warrant such worship, but I must say he's the reason I have my amazing self-image. Without him sometimes I feel like I'd kill mys-.. I mean. He's a very important person to me.

    <Steelicks> xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Steelicks is #smogon's jokester. I don't get his appeal.

    <Sanders> Well, today I finally did it! I...

    I thought about what I was going to say. My original thought was to be to tell my good friends at #smogon about how I totally convinced my dad how awesome anime is (ls really seems to love stories about anime... hm. Odd, I didn't even know he watched) and my argument was so good that my mom even began to cry! Ooh! And my "I'm not made of yen" joke! Hah, that'll kill them. Well, I thought so for a bit, but then I realized that I wasn't trying hard enough. So I sat for a good five minutes concocting a wondrous tale. This will so fucking wow them. Oh god, I even giggled a little bit to myself!)

    <Sanders> Well um... I kinda pooped. In a garbage can.

    You know, van Gogh was underappreciated while he was alive. But when he died, his paintings sold for millions. Maybe my works will receive the same treatment? Yeah, they will.

    Quits: Sanders (well i thought it was funny!)

    Enough IRC for now, of course. Now I have to go to school. If I'm underappreciated in Smogon, I'm a fucking alien in that hellhole. I don't know what drove the people there to hate me so much. Maybe it's the fact that I where glasses and am a bit chubby, maybe it's the fact that I try to answer every single question the teacher asks, and maybe it's the Naruto tentacle porn I accidentally had sitting on top of my journal. Whatever it is, these proles are fucking ignorant. But today's the day when I tell them off. There's a new Sanders in town. Hah, I even imagine I go Super Saiya-jin (blond hair and everything!) as I leave the door, a green aura of power surrounding me. Yeah, today's my day.
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    Fucking hilarious.
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    lolling too loudly
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    /ns id everyonelovessanders

    lol that's amazing
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    xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. Sanders

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    good job you made me cry in front of my dad

    i can't wait to see my miraculous transformation
  20. giga

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    Cfickle posts are good posts

    also it's kinda cool to get into sanders head
  21. Nate

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    This was fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

    EDIT: member numbers? #66 biatch.
  22. ToP

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    I understand it maybe because I go to #smogon

    I also understand that ls sucks
  23. DM

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    I think I have an ulcer from laughing so hard.
  24. chaos

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    lol eagerly awaiting part 3
  25. noobster

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    oh my god hahahaha

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