NetBattle. Boring. Times change when user siddhesh3 PMs me. [14:06] siddhesh3: hi mekkah remember me? we were talking about being a moderator [14:06] Mekkah: yes I told him I didn't become a mod for nothing because I wrote articles and that he shouldn't expect to become one, etc. [14:06] siddhesh3: and i was praising you [14:06] siddhesh3: i need some strategies can you help me? [14:07] Mekkah: check the articles [14:07] Mekkah: and the strategydex [14:07] siddhesh3: ok thanks' Apparently that was enough of an answer. Here I thought "this is a pretty potential random, because he actually reads before asking sometimes!" But then, he starts to ask weird, weird questions. [14:08] siddhesh3: are moderators banned for flooding [14:08] Mekkah: what do you mean? I've never seen a mod being banned for flooding so maybe he could enlighten me! [14:09] siddhesh3: can moderators be kicked for using abusive language/flooding? [14:09] Mekkah: we just don't do it [14:09] Mekkah: admins can, in theory [14:09] Mekkah: abusive language is tolerated for the most part though [14:09] Mekkah: as we're usually joking around [14:09] Mekkah: and only call people names when they do the same to us A 5-line answer. This kept him quiet for a good minute! [14:10] siddhesh3: hey mekkah i know of a good software with which you can download nearly all pokemon games [14:10] siddhesh3: its ARES [14:11] siddhesh3: visit www.areslite.com to download it Before, I've had like 3 people PMing me "where do I download pokemon trading card game". He was one of them. And now he's telling me what to download - THE SAVIOR ARES. [14:12] Mekkah: ares doesnt work for me [14:12] Mekkah: :"( Now it's time to discuss three subjects at once. [14:12] siddhesh3: hey had you banned somebody named XFIGHTER? [14:12] siddhesh3: why? [14:13] Mekkah: iono [14:13] siddhesh3: whats the profit of being away? [14:13] Mekkah: prolly because of flood or something [14:13] Mekkah: if i'm on away [14:13] Mekkah: i cannot be challenged [14:13] siddhesh3: cool! It's not "cool". It keeps Hazerider from yelling STOP CHALLENGING ME YOU FAGGOTS every second. [14:14] siddhesh3: but can you battle offline with it [14:14] Mekkah: offline? [14:14] Mekkah: no Huh. [14:14] siddhesh3: did you already have ares? [14:15] Mekkah: tried it before [14:16] siddhesh3: well i think ares is really good? [14:17] Mekkah: it's supposed to be good, yes [14:17] Mekkah: but it doesnt work for me [14:17] siddhesh3: but why? [14:17] Mekkah: iono [14:17] Mekkah: it doesnt connect [14:17] siddhesh3: what? Asking what, then not waiting for an answer. That's one of his common traits, apparently. Ok, time for the second-most asked question (the most being "whats fooly cooly?". [14:22] siddhesh3: he mekkah [14:23] siddhesh3: can you ask chaos to make me a moderator? [14:23] Mekkah: no [14:23] siddhesh3: ohhhhh! [14:24] siddhesh3: i am a losetr [14:24] siddhesh3: loser*** Maybe I should've brought it in a more subtile way. I hate breaking his heart and selfconfidence. [14:24] siddhesh3: are moderators asked to stay online daily? [14:25] Mekkah: just as much as possible Boy, I'm glad he isn't going to be on daily either way. [14:25] siddhesh3: is voodoo a girl? [14:25] Mekkah: yes [14:26] siddhesh3: hey mekkah whats your age? [14:26] Mekkah: 17 [14:26] siddhesh3: what? [14:26] siddhesh3: i am only 12 But I thought we were just friends... [14:27] siddhesh3: where do you live? [14:27] Mekkah: holland [14:27] siddhesh3: wow cool ! [14:27] siddhesh3: i live in the worlds worst place INDIA! A 12 year old from India. His IQ is above intelligence for both India and 12-year olds so far, though. [14:28] siddhesh3: hey mekkah whats your gender? [14:29] Mekkah: male He asked my asl, but in the wrong order. [14:30] siddhesh3: sorry to ask you but is voodoo your gf [14:30] siddhesh3: girlfriend? Just in case I didn't know what a gf is. What an insult. [14:30] Mekkah: no [14:30] Mekkah: i dont even know voodoo irl [14:30] siddhesh3: ha! [14:30] Mekkah: she lives on the other side of the world Ha! As in, YES Voodoo is not taken? [14:31] siddhesh3: hey even i chose to be a moderator i cant kick evil guys writing abusive language Because the evil guys all have STARS! [14:32] siddhesh3: mekkah what bad thing did you write? [14:33] Mekkah: where? [14:33] siddhesh3: on the main chat screen! Oh, of course. [14:33] Mekkah: does that even remotely matter? [14:33] Mekkah: i say fuck and shit all the time [14:33] Mekkah: i dont call people names unless it's a joke or they're about to get banned TURNING POINT IN HISTORY AS WELL AS IN THIS LOG [14:34] siddhesh3: i didnt expect a great person like you to do this [14:35] siddhesh3: REMEMBER YOU ARE A MODERATOR AND YOUR DUTY IS TO BAN PEOPLE WRITING ABUSIVE LANGUAGE AND NOT SAY YOURSELF [14:35] Mekkah: .. [14:35] Mekkah: no [14:35] Mekkah: smogon allows cussing and such [14:35] siddhesh3: WHAT? [14:35] Mekkah: however if it is personal [14:35] Mekkah: like flaming [14:36] Mekkah: i kick or ban [14:36] Mekkah: i dont personalyl insult people [14:36] Mekkah: so i dont break the rules [14:36] Mekkah: you dont tell me what to do btw [14:36] Mekkah: that pisses me off [14:36] siddhesh3: BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU HURT THE PEOPLES FEELINGS! [14:36] Mekkah: i dont hurt people's feelings [14:37] siddhesh3: MY FRIEND NAMED XFIGHTER SAID ME THAT YOU BANNED AND WROTE HIM A COUPLE OF BAD WORDS In that order? [14:37] Mekkah: i dont even remember what xfighter did [14:38] Mekkah: i ban several people per day [14:38] Mekkah: but his ban time is over anyway [14:38] siddhesh3: WHAT ? [14:38] Mekkah: and stop the caps [14:38] siddhesh3: I MUST INFORM him [14:39] siddhesh3: SORRY I WAS JUST REMINDING YOU YOUR DUTIES After asking me what my duties are and getting vague answers, he feels the need to tell me what they are. [14:40] Mekkah: dont do that [14:40] Mekkah: i know my duties [14:40] Mekkah: you clearly dont [14:40] siddhesh3: I WAS A GREAT FAN OF YOU AND DIDNT EVEN KNEW THAT YOU WROTE BAD WORDS : ( [14:40] Mekkah: what's wrong with "bad words" [14:40] Mekkah: most people here are mature [14:41] Mekkah: we're on the internet [14:41] Mekkah: the internet is full of "bad words" [14:41] siddhesh3: THEY HURT PEOPLES FEELINGS [14:41] Mekkah: no they don't [14:41] siddhesh3: NO IT ISNT [14:41] Mekkah: if I say "shit i did something wrong" [14:41] Mekkah: whose feelings do i hurt [14:42] siddhesh3: BUT SOMETIMES IF YOU WRITE BAD WORDS LIKE FUCK YOUR..... IT HURTS That sounds like he feels more than just bad words. [14:42] Mekkah: but..i don't do that! [14:42] Mekkah: anbd [14:42] Mekkah: and turn off caps lock [14:43] siddhesh3: sorry [14:44] siddhesh3: MAYBE THE REASON BEHIND ME BEEING SO GOOD IS THAT I AM FROM INDIA! [14:44] Mekkah: you are good? [14:44] siddhesh3: IN INDIA RARELY IN A WEEK WILL SOMEBODY SPEAK BAD LANGUAGE [14:45] siddhesh3: YES,I AM Ok, so his selfconfidence wasn't hurt at all. I want no claims of his psychologist. [14:45] Mekkah: worrying about language is something only grown-ups do [14:45] Mekkah: mostly really old grown-ups [14:45] Mekkah: the world has changed sir [14:46] siddhesh3: BECAUSE LIKE YOU I HELP PEOPLE IMPROVE AND POINT OUT THEIR FAULTS MY FAULT IS CAPS LOCK HELP ME PLEASE [14:46] Mekkah: bad language, especially the way i use it, does not hurt people's feelings [14:47] siddhesh3: ANOTHER THING YOU DONT BANN PEOPLE LIKE STEELICKS WRITING "TOUCH MY PENIS" [14:47] siddhesh3: that literally hurts It was very tempting to say "touch my penis" here. [14:48] siddhesh3: MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS [14:48] Mekkah: maybe because he's a moderator and I cannot kick him [14:48] Mekkah: or maybe because i dont think that doesn't offend anyone [14:48] Mekkah: i mean how does it hurt if he jokingly says "touch my penis" [14:49] siddhesh3: what will happen when touch his penis It will erect. [14:49] Mekkah: ... [14:49] Mekkah: he is not serious [14:49] Mekkah: it's a joke [14:49] Mekkah: if you take everything seriously you're crazy [14:49] siddhesh3: and he is not a moderator [14:49] Mekkah: he is [14:49] Mekkah: he has a star [14:49] Mekkah: so he's a moderator [14:50] siddhesh3: no look he isnt a moderator [14:50] Mekkah: he is [14:50] siddhesh3: no i bet [14:50] Mekkah: wanna bet 5 bucks? After this I saved the log and asked Steelicks to kick him. He didn't do it and the funniness didn't end here but this is what I saved. I could have been more trollish but the guy managed to be pretty hilarious by himself. So far my Firebot saving.