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A log about a dumb person

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Mekkah, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. Mekkah

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    NetBattle. Boring. Times change when user siddhesh3 PMs me.

    [14:06] siddhesh3: hi mekkah remember me? we were talking about being a moderator
    [14:06] Mekkah: yes

    I told him I didn't become a mod for nothing because I wrote articles and that he shouldn't expect to become one, etc.

    [14:06] siddhesh3: and i was praising you
    [14:06] siddhesh3: i need some strategies can you help me?
    [14:07] Mekkah: check the articles
    [14:07] Mekkah: and the strategydex
    [14:07] siddhesh3: ok thanks'

    Apparently that was enough of an answer. Here I thought "this is a pretty potential random, because he actually reads before asking sometimes!" But then, he starts to ask weird, weird questions.

    [14:08] siddhesh3: are moderators banned for flooding
    [14:08] Mekkah: what do you mean?

    I've never seen a mod being banned for flooding so maybe he could enlighten me!

    [14:09] siddhesh3: can moderators be kicked for using abusive language/flooding?
    [14:09] Mekkah: we just don't do it
    [14:09] Mekkah: admins can, in theory
    [14:09] Mekkah: abusive language is tolerated for the most part though
    [14:09] Mekkah: as we're usually joking around
    [14:09] Mekkah: and only call people names when they do the same to us

    A 5-line answer. This kept him quiet for a good minute!

    [14:10] siddhesh3: hey mekkah i know of a good software with which you can download nearly all pokemon games
    [14:10] siddhesh3: its ARES
    [14:11] siddhesh3: visit www.areslite.com to download it

    Before, I've had like 3 people PMing me "where do I download pokemon trading card game". He was one of them. And now he's telling me what to download - THE SAVIOR ARES.

    [14:12] Mekkah: ares doesnt work for me
    [14:12] Mekkah: :"(

    Now it's time to discuss three subjects at once.

    [14:12] siddhesh3: hey had you banned somebody named XFIGHTER?
    [14:12] siddhesh3: why?
    [14:13] Mekkah: iono
    [14:13] siddhesh3: whats the profit of being away?
    [14:13] Mekkah: prolly because of flood or something
    [14:13] Mekkah: if i'm on away
    [14:13] Mekkah: i cannot be challenged
    [14:13] siddhesh3: cool!

    It's not "cool". It keeps Hazerider from yelling STOP CHALLENGING ME YOU FAGGOTS every second.

    [14:14] siddhesh3: but can you battle offline with it
    [14:14] Mekkah: offline?
    [14:14] Mekkah: no

    Huh.

    [14:14] siddhesh3: did you already have ares?
    [14:15] Mekkah: tried it before
    [14:16] siddhesh3: well i think ares is really good?
    [14:17] Mekkah: it's supposed to be good, yes
    [14:17] Mekkah: but it doesnt work for me
    [14:17] siddhesh3: but why?
    [14:17] Mekkah: iono
    [14:17] Mekkah: it doesnt connect
    [14:17] siddhesh3: what?

    Asking what, then not waiting for an answer. That's one of his common traits, apparently. Ok, time for the second-most asked question (the most being "whats fooly cooly?".

    [14:22] siddhesh3: he mekkah
    [14:23] siddhesh3: can you ask chaos to make me a moderator?
    [14:23] Mekkah: no
    [14:23] siddhesh3: ohhhhh!
    [14:24] siddhesh3: i am a losetr
    [14:24] siddhesh3: loser***

    Maybe I should've brought it in a more subtile way. I hate breaking his heart and selfconfidence.

    [14:24] siddhesh3: are moderators asked to stay online daily?
    [14:25] Mekkah: just as much as possible

    Boy, I'm glad he isn't going to be on daily either way.

    [14:25] siddhesh3: is voodoo a girl?
    [14:25] Mekkah: yes
    [14:26] siddhesh3: hey mekkah whats your age?
    [14:26] Mekkah: 17
    [14:26] siddhesh3: what?
    [14:26] siddhesh3: i am only 12

    But I thought we were just friends...

    [14:27] siddhesh3: where do you live?
    [14:27] Mekkah: holland
    [14:27] siddhesh3: wow cool !
    [14:27] siddhesh3: i live in the worlds worst place INDIA!

    A 12 year old from India. His IQ is above intelligence for both India and 12-year olds so far, though.

    [14:28] siddhesh3: hey mekkah whats your gender?
    [14:29] Mekkah: male

    He asked my asl, but in the wrong order.

    [14:30] siddhesh3: sorry to ask you but is voodoo your gf
    [14:30] siddhesh3: girlfriend?

    Just in case I didn't know what a gf is. What an insult.

    [14:30] Mekkah: no
    [14:30] Mekkah: i dont even know voodoo irl
    [14:30] siddhesh3: ha!
    [14:30] Mekkah: she lives on the other side of the world

    Ha! As in, YES Voodoo is not taken?

    [14:31] siddhesh3: hey even i chose to be a moderator i cant kick evil guys writing abusive language

    Because the evil guys all have STARS!

    [14:32] siddhesh3: mekkah what bad thing did you write?
    [14:33] Mekkah: where?
    [14:33] siddhesh3: on the main chat screen!

    Oh, of course.

    [14:33] Mekkah: does that even remotely matter?
    [14:33] Mekkah: i say fuck and shit all the time
    [14:33] Mekkah: i dont call people names unless it's a joke or they're about to get banned

    TURNING POINT IN HISTORY AS WELL AS IN THIS LOG

    [14:34] siddhesh3: i didnt expect a great person like you to do this
    [14:35] siddhesh3: REMEMBER YOU ARE A MODERATOR AND YOUR DUTY IS TO BAN PEOPLE WRITING ABUSIVE LANGUAGE AND NOT SAY YOURSELF
    [14:35] Mekkah: ..
    [14:35] Mekkah: no
    [14:35] Mekkah: smogon allows cussing and such
    [14:35] siddhesh3: WHAT?
    [14:35] Mekkah: however if it is personal
    [14:35] Mekkah: like flaming
    [14:36] Mekkah: i kick or ban
    [14:36] Mekkah: i dont personalyl insult people
    [14:36] Mekkah: so i dont break the rules
    [14:36] Mekkah: you dont tell me what to do btw
    [14:36] Mekkah: that pisses me off
    [14:36] siddhesh3: BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT YOU HURT THE PEOPLES FEELINGS!
    [14:36] Mekkah: i dont hurt people's feelings
    [14:37] siddhesh3: MY FRIEND NAMED XFIGHTER SAID ME THAT YOU BANNED AND WROTE HIM A COUPLE OF BAD WORDS

    In that order?

    [14:37] Mekkah: i dont even remember what xfighter did
    [14:38] Mekkah: i ban several people per day
    [14:38] Mekkah: but his ban time is over anyway
    [14:38] siddhesh3: WHAT ?
    [14:38] Mekkah: and stop the caps
    [14:38] siddhesh3: I MUST INFORM him
    [14:39] siddhesh3: SORRY I WAS JUST REMINDING YOU YOUR DUTIES

    After asking me what my duties are and getting vague answers, he feels the need to tell me what they are.

    [14:40] Mekkah: dont do that
    [14:40] Mekkah: i know my duties
    [14:40] Mekkah: you clearly dont
    [14:40] siddhesh3: I WAS A GREAT FAN OF YOU AND DIDNT EVEN KNEW THAT YOU WROTE BAD WORDS

    : (

    [14:40] Mekkah: what's wrong with "bad words"
    [14:40] Mekkah: most people here are mature
    [14:41] Mekkah: we're on the internet
    [14:41] Mekkah: the internet is full of "bad words"
    [14:41] siddhesh3: THEY HURT PEOPLES FEELINGS
    [14:41] Mekkah: no they don't
    [14:41] siddhesh3: NO IT ISNT
    [14:41] Mekkah: if I say "shit i did something wrong"
    [14:41] Mekkah: whose feelings do i hurt
    [14:42] siddhesh3: BUT SOMETIMES IF YOU WRITE BAD WORDS LIKE FUCK YOUR..... IT HURTS

    That sounds like he feels more than just bad words.

    [14:42] Mekkah: but..i don't do that!
    [14:42] Mekkah: anbd
    [14:42] Mekkah: and turn off caps lock
    [14:43] siddhesh3: sorry
    [14:44] siddhesh3: MAYBE THE REASON BEHIND ME BEEING SO GOOD IS THAT I AM FROM INDIA!
    [14:44] Mekkah: you are good?
    [14:44] siddhesh3: IN INDIA RARELY IN A WEEK WILL SOMEBODY SPEAK BAD LANGUAGE
    [14:45] siddhesh3: YES,I AM

    Ok, so his selfconfidence wasn't hurt at all. I want no claims of his psychologist.

    [14:45] Mekkah: worrying about language is something only grown-ups do
    [14:45] Mekkah: mostly really old grown-ups
    [14:45] Mekkah: the world has changed sir
    [14:46] siddhesh3: BECAUSE LIKE YOU I HELP PEOPLE IMPROVE AND POINT OUT THEIR FAULTS

    MY FAULT IS CAPS LOCK HELP ME PLEASE

    [14:46] Mekkah: bad language, especially the way i use it, does not hurt people's feelings
    [14:47] siddhesh3: ANOTHER THING YOU DONT BANN PEOPLE LIKE STEELICKS WRITING "TOUCH MY PENIS"
    [14:47] siddhesh3: that literally hurts

    It was very tempting to say "touch my penis" here.

    [14:48] siddhesh3: MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS
    [14:48] Mekkah: maybe because he's a moderator and I cannot kick him
    [14:48] Mekkah: or maybe because i dont think that doesn't offend anyone
    [14:48] Mekkah: i mean how does it hurt if he jokingly says "touch my penis"
    [14:49] siddhesh3: what will happen when touch his penis

    It will erect.

    [14:49] Mekkah: ...
    [14:49] Mekkah: he is not serious
    [14:49] Mekkah: it's a joke
    [14:49] Mekkah: if you take everything seriously you're crazy
    [14:49] siddhesh3: and he is not a moderator
    [14:49] Mekkah: he is
    [14:49] Mekkah: he has a star
    [14:49] Mekkah: so he's a moderator
    [14:50] siddhesh3: no look he isnt a moderator
    [14:50] Mekkah: he is
    [14:50] siddhesh3: no i bet
    [14:50] Mekkah: wanna bet 5 bucks?

    After this I saved the log and asked Steelicks to kick him.

    He didn't do it and the funniness didn't end here but this is what I saved. I could have been more trollish but the guy managed to be pretty hilarious by himself.

    So far my Firebot saving.
  2. Misty

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    loling at the end
  3. The Requiem

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    Touch my penis.
  4. Siphai

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    Humor at last!
  5. PM

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    this is a good thread tbh (to be honest).
  6. Marauder Artemis

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    should have said touch my penis
  7. Doomsday

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    that's a great log lol
  8. warcrack

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    wow. That was a mouthful. I lol'ed when he said he was 12.

    He had one point though(stressing the ONE.) Admins can become "corrupt." Just cuz he/she's an admin doesn't mean he's Jesus or something...

    edit: touch my penis.
  9. The Requiem

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    Jesus is like...

    The admin of life and he'll kick you if you piss him off.
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    indeed. But who said admins are always gonna be right (and why are you comparing admins to Jesus?). Im saying in theorey, an admin can abuse someone or kick a guy for no reason (like they're dictators or something... lol i sound like the siddhesh3)

    lol'ed @ the end
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    Finnaly a good firebo tread:)
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    kids 12 and under should be banned from the internet imo
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    SORRY I WAS JUST REMINDING YOU YOUR DUTIES

    hilarious and so far the best successful attempt at saving firebot imo
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    THANK YOU, MEKKAH, THE GREAT FIREBOT SAVIOR.
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    lol als (as opposed to asl)
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    QutoedForTruth.
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    [14:42] Mekkah: and turn off caps lock
    [14:43] siddhesh3: sorry
    [14:44] siddhesh3: MAYBE THE REASON BEHIND ME BEEING SO GOOD IS THAT I AM FROM INDIA!
  18. QuickDraw

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    but thats where all the little kids get their porno...would you really want a bunch of crazed and horny 12 year olds running around? it would be the end of the world!


    oh yea, i laughed so hard at this part: [14:47] siddhesh3: ANOTHER THING YOU DONT BANN PEOPLE LIKE STEELICKS WRITING "TOUCH MY PENIS"
    [14:47] siddhesh3: that literally hurts
  19. Glen

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    FUCK YOUR
  20. SphealElement

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    honestly, truer words have never been spoken.
  21. Atlas

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    bastard :@ i was gonna say that

    FUCK YOUR!!!

    i said it anyways -_-
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    Fucking lol.

    First 5-star rating, what the fuck is wrong with you people.

    And if he makes a move on my girl Voodoo I will end him.
  23. Hipmonlee

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    We're friends, so I will let this slide this once, but if you try anything like this with my girl voodoo again, it is so pistols at 10 paces..

    Have a nice day.
  24. Raikage

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    voodoo is highly overrated. all you have to do is play chess with her anyway =|
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    unless you look like a faggish teen male model with long hair, voodoo aint going to care about you!

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