A Poisonous Pikachu! Can Jesseus Win?

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Engineer Pikachu

Good morning, you bastards!
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Alright, then. This thing is annoying, but it's nothing we can't deal with.

Earth Power x3
IF (Mirror Coat) THEN (Earthquake instead)
IF (Protective action successfully) THEN (Wish the first time, Tailwind the second time)
 
Team Engineer Pikachu:

Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 84
Energy: 60
Speed: 95
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Shokoli@Soft Sand (Prankster)
HP: 43
Energy: 80
Speed: 91
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Actions: Earth Power x3
IF (Mirror Coat) THEN (Earthquake instead)
IF (Protective action successfully) THEN (Wish the first time, Tailwind the second time)

Team Lord Jesseus:

Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 37
Energy: 44
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)


Delta@Expert Belt (Magic Guard)
HP: 82
Energy: 78
Speed: 121
Stats: -1 Spd
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)
Actions: Mega Hydro Pump ~ Mega Hydro Pump ~ Chill

Shokoli manages to get a single attack off on Delta before getting BOOM HEADSHOTTED! Lord Jesseus takes the lead 3-2, but don't count our Gym Leader out yet - Sasori is still quite healthy and he still has his third Pokémon in the wings.

Calcs:
Fidgit used Earth Power! (crit roll: 2768 - no, drop roll: 3357 - no) (26.50 damage, 6 energy)
Krilowatt used Mega Hydro Pump! (hit roll: 1196 - hit, crit roll: 7160 - no) (48 damage, 36 energy)
Fidgit fainted!


Team Engineer Pikachu:

Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 84
Energy: 60
Speed: 95
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Shokoli@Soft Sand (Prankster)
HP: KO
Energy: 74
Speed: 91
Stats: 0
Status: Fine

Team Lord Jesseus:

Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 37
Energy: 44
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)


Delta@Expert Belt (Magic Guard)
HP: 56
Energy: 42
Speed: 121
Stats: -1 Spd
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)

Engi, your new mon and orders.
 

Engineer Pikachu

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Uhh, I think I order second? With that in mind...

Tanka, it's your turn to come on out!


Tanka (F) @ Big Root
Ability: Overgrow
 
Oh yeah shit gotta post
I've been dreading this Venusaur...

Wait which ability does it have?

edit: Overgrow? More like OVERGROWN PIECE OF SHIT YEAAAAAAHHHH

LET'S KNOCK HIM BACK DOWN TO SIZE KRILLY

DO NOTHING~BLIZZARD~ICE BEAM

IF DAMAGING GROUND MOVE, COUNTER
IF POWER WHIP, COUNTER
 

Engineer Pikachu

Good morning, you bastards!
is a Contributor Alumnus
Whoopee. We might be able to get out of this scot-free!

SolarBeam - Giga Drain - Bulldoze
IF (Frozen) THEN (Push actions back)
IF (Blizzard misses A2) AND (You can react in time to change your action A2) THEN (Energy Ball instead)
 
Team Engineer Pikachu:

Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 84
Energy: 60
Speed: 95
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Tanka@Big Root (Overgrow)
HP: 100
Energy: 100
Speed: 69
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Actions: SolarBeam - Giga Drain - Bulldoze
IF (Frozen) THEN (Push actions back)
IF (Blizzard misses A2) AND (You can react in time to change your action A2) THEN (Energy Ball instead)

Team Lord Jesseus:

Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 37
Energy: 44
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)


Delta@Expert Belt (Magic Guard)
HP: 56
Energy: 42
Speed: 121 (69)
Stats: -1 Spd
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)
Actions: Cooldown >>> Blizzard >>> Ice Beam
If damaging Ground move, Counter.
If Power Whip, Counter.

With a fresh Pokémon on the field, the Gym Leader orders his Venusaur to use the power of the sun itself to blast his foe. Delta retaliates with a frigid snowstorm attack, but Tanka simply smiles, and fully heals off the attack thanks to his Big Root and a Giga Drain attack, before finishing him off with a light seismic wave. A crushing blow for Jesseus, but how will he retaliate?

Calcs:
Speed tie roll (<5000 Venusaur): 5324 - Krilowatt
Venusaur is taking in sunlight!
Krilowatt is resting from the combo!
Venusaur used Solarbeam! (crit roll: 1311 - no) (29.25 damage, 7 energy)
Speed tie roll: 6984 - Krilowatt
Krilowatt used Blizzard! (hit roll: 1928 - yes, crit roll: 4307 - no, freeze roll: 3083 - no) (23.25 damage, 8 energy)
Venusaur used Giga Drain! (crit roll: 9600 - no) (23.25 damage, 23.25 healed, 11 energy)
Speed tie roll: 7884 - Krilowatt
Venusaur used Bulldoze! (crit roll: 3217 - no) (9 damage, 5 Energy, Krilowatt -1 Spd)
Krilowatt fainted!


Team Engineer Pikachu:

Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 84
Energy: 60
Speed: 95
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Tanka@Big Root (Overgrow)
HP: 100
Energy: 77
Speed: 69
Stats: 0
Status: Fine

Team Lord Jesseus:

Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 37
Energy: 44
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)


Delta@Expert Belt (Magic Guard)
HP: KO
Energy: 34
Speed: 121 (69)
Stats: -1 Spd
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)

Jesseus's new mon, Engi's orders.
 

Engineer Pikachu

Good morning, you bastards!
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Well, that Thick Club looks nasty, so let's get rid of it!

Knock Off - Ice Fang - Roar

We'll take a bit of a beating, but it's nothing we can't handle. Alakazam, we're after you!
 
Team Engineer Pikachu:

Tanka@Big Root (Overgrow)
HP: 100
Energy: 77
Speed: 69
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 84
Energy: 60
Speed: 95
Stats: 0
Status: Fine

Team Lord Jesseus:

Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 37
Energy: 44
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)


Rho@Thick Club (Battle Armour)
HP: 90
Energy: 100
Speed: 39
Stats: 0
Status: Fine

After a lot of switching, the battle recommences. Seeing the massive bone in Rho's hand, Sasori does the smart thing and swats it away into the mud. Granted, Rho has another one which he... Pulls... Out... of hammerspace... Yeah... And unleashes a torrent of seismic waves which batter Sasori heavily, but he still manages to inflict some damage and scare off the Marowak with a fierce Roar! The weakened Tau takes his place, but how will the battle progress from here?

Calcs:
Marowak was poisoned!
Drapion used Knock Off! (7 damage, 3 energy, Thick Club Knocked Off)
Marowak used Earthquake! (crit roll: 3688 - no) (19.50 damage, 6 energy)
Marowak was hurt by poison! (1)
Drapion used Ice Fang! (freeze roll: 6410 - no, flinch roll: 6632 - no) (10.50 damage, 5 energy)
Marowak used Bulldoze! (crit roll: 6155 - no) (13.50 damage, 4 energy, Drapion -1 Spd)
Marowak was hurt by poison! (1)
Marowak used Earthquake! (crit roll: 1185 - no) (19.50 damage, 6 energy)
Drapion used Roar! (7 energy, Marowak shuffled out)
Marowak was hurt by poison! (1)
Marowak return to its Pokéball, Alakazam was sent out.


Team Engineer Pikachu:

Tanka@Big Root (Overgrow)
HP: 100
Energy: 77
Speed: 69
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 32
Energy: 45
Speed: 95 (54)
Stats: -1 Spd
Status: Fine

Team Lord Jesseus:

Rho@Thick Club (Battle Armour)
HP: 70
Energy: 84
Speed: 39
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA), Thick Club Knocked Off


Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 37
Energy: 44
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)

Engineer.
 

Engineer Pikachu

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Mehhh, this did not turn out well.

Crunch - Bite - Crunch
IF (Evasive Action is used successfully) THEN (Use Pursuit and replace your remaining actionset with Crunch - Bite)
IF (Counter is used) THEN (Mega Crunch instead and replace your remaining actions with Faint Attack - Pursuit)
 
Encore~Chill~Recover
This gets us out of here, and forces him to order first again. Unfortunately it'll leave you on lw hp and energy... Venusaur will be tough.
 
For a second, I was really confused and thought Jesseus was Encoring Crunch. You would not believe how freaking hot it is right now, that's my excuse. Now that I get it... DAMN, that's a nice move. Props. Must keep it in mind for myself.

Team Engineer Pikachu:

Tanka@Big Root (Overgrow)
HP: 100
Energy: 77
Speed: 69
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 32
Energy: 45
Speed: 95 (54)
Stats: -1 Spd
Status: Fine

Team Lord Jesseus:

Rho@Thick Club (Battle Armour)
HP: 70
Energy: 84
Speed: 39
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA), Thick Club Knocked Off


Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 37
Energy: 44
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)

Tau is back, and in a very bad position... Or is he? So impressed by the Roar he heard, Tau demands an Encore, forcing a flattered Sasori to do it again, twice, while Tau chills out. Engineer tells Sasori to snap out of it, causing him to blush embarrassedly before nomming down on Tau for critical damage! Good thing he recovered first... The Roar take effect now, and Tau returns to his Pokéball, with Rho replacing him. Jesseus has totally reversed the situation. This one could go either way folks!

Calcs:
Alakazam used Encore! (10 energy, Roar Encored 2a)
Drapion used Roar! (7 energy, Alakazam roared out)
Alakazam chilled out! (+12 energy)
Drapion used Roar! No effect! (7 energy)
Alakazam used Recover! (20 HP, 11 energy)
Drapion used Crunch! (crit roll: 662 - yes, drop roll: 1947 - yes) (32 damage, 5 energy)
Alakazam returned to its Pokéball!
Marowak was sent out!


Team Engineer Pikachu:

Tanka@Big Root (Overgrow)
HP: 100
Energy: 77
Speed: 69
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 32
Energy: 26
Speed: 95
Stats: 0
Status: Fine

Team Lord Jesseus:

Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 25
Energy: 35
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)


Rho@Thick Club (Battle Armour)
HP: 70
Energy: 84
Speed: 39
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA), Thick Club Knocked Off

Engineer!
 
Actually I did expect it, I just hoped it wouldn't happen. :p

I guess I'll switch to Alakazam.

Psychic~Psyshock~Psychic
If Protective/Evasive action is used successfully: Chill and Push actions back
If Bide A1, Replace actions with Chill~Chill~Psychic
 
Team Engineer Pikachu:

Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 32
Energy: 26
Speed: 95
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Tanka@Big Root (Overgrow)
HP: 100
Energy: 77
Speed: 69
Stats: 0
Status: Fine
Actions: Seed Bomb - Mega Drain - Giga Drain

Team Lord Jesseus:

Rho@Thick Club (Battle Armour)
HP: 70
Energy: 84
Speed: 39
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA), Thick Club Knocked Off


Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: 25
Energy: 35
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)
Actions: Psychic~Psyshock~Psychic
If Protective/Evasive action is used successfully: Chill and Push actions back
If Bide A1, Replace actions with Chill~Chill~Psychic

Tau is not going down without a fight, despite being on his last legs, and he blasts Venusaur with a hideously powerful Psychic wave, followed by some kind of mind ray for almost as much damage, but he soon falls to an exploding seed and an energy sapping laser. Only in Pokémon. It's time for the final showdown folks - Engineer's Venusaur vs. Jesseus' Marowak. Who will come out on top?

Calcs:
Alakazam used Psychic! (crit roll: 6737 - no, drop roll: 8809 - no) (26.25 damage, 6 energy)
Alakazam is hurt by Life Orb! (2)
Venusaur used Seed Bomb! (crit roll: 1803 - no) (12.50 damage, 5 energy)
Alakazam used Psyshock! (crit roll: 8778 - no) (25.50 damage, 5 energy)
Alakazam is hurt by Life Orb! (2)
Venusaur used Vine Whip! (crit roll: 6810 - no) (12 damage, 2 energy)


Team Engineer Pikachu:

Sasori@Razor Fang (Sniper)
HP: 32
Energy: 26
Speed: 95
Stats: 0
Status: Fine


Tanka@Big Root (Overgrow)
HP: 49
Energy: 70
Speed: 69
Stats: 0
Status: Fine

Team Lord Jesseus:

Rho@Thick Club (Battle Armour)
HP: 70
Energy: 84
Speed: 39
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA), Thick Club Knocked Off


Tau@Life Orb (Magic Guard)
HP: KO
Energy: 24
Speed: 138
Stats: 0
Status: "Poisoned" (1 DPA)

Engineer!

On a side note, I'm away all weekend until Tuesday, so don't expect anything til then. Apologies for any inconvenience.
 

Engineer Pikachu

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I just realized that Venusaur actually doesn't have Mega Drain. If you could just replace that with something like Vine Whip and deduct the healing that'd be great

Alright then, let's see what we can do here.

Giga Drain - Energy Ball - Giga Drain
IF (Protective Action is used successfully) THEN (Reflect the first time, Ingrain the second, and push actions back)
IF (Marowak is in a stage of Dig when you act) THEN (Earthquake and push actions back)
 
Well, it heals more damage than I can deal, so another approach is necessary.
Substitute 25 ~ Detect ~ Perish Song
Lol there's no way I can win
 
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