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A #Smogon Presentation: Ass Taser

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Sonuis, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. Sonuis

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    [23:01] * evan has joined #smogon
    [23:01] <evan> FUCKING TASERS
    [23:01] <evan> holy fuck guys
    [23:01] <evan> fuckin' FUCK
    [23:01] <hybrid> sup evan
    [23:01] <Max> evan = basics?
    [23:01] <Sonuis> What?
    [23:01] <Max> ._.
    [23:01] <Sonuis> Hahahaha
    [23:01] <Norulz> evan's not basics
    [23:01] <Sonuis> Poor BM :(
    [23:01] <Norulz> what the hell
    [23:01] <evan> okay okay
    [23:01] <Max> it was a joke :(

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    [23:01] <Norulz> not it wasnt max
    [23:01] <Max> sure it was
    [23:01] <evan> story time

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    [23:01] <evan> So
    [23:01] <evan> I work for the student group known as the Gargoyle Committee
    [23:01] <evan> at wash u
    [23:02] <evan> we get bands to come perform
    [23:02] <evan> Tonight, we got GIRL TALK
    [23:02] <evan> so.

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    [23:02] <hybrid> ._o
    [23:02] <evan> The set is going CRAZY asusual, when this one guy, shirtless and drunk
    [23:02] <evan> is told to leave by securitiy
    [23:02] <evan> then the like main gargoyle staff tells him to leave
    [23:02] <evan> and on both accounts he does
    [23:02] <evan> nt
    [23:02] <evan> cops come and are like "sir you have to leave'
    [23:03] <evan> what the fuck does he do?
    [23:03] <evan> leave?
    [23:03] <evan> no!
    [23:03] <evan> he fucking drops his pants and underwear
    [23:03] <evan> he's now fucking NAKED
    [23:03] <evan> running around
    [23:03] <evan> and the cops fucking taser him in the ASS
    [23:03] <evan> no joke

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    [23:03] <evan> so
    [23:03] <evan> he gets arrested
    [23:03] <evan> the show gets shut down
    [23:03] <evan> and the cops go to investigate the office
    [23:04] <evan> apparently smeone thought it was a good idea to close the door in the cops' face

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    [23:04] <evan> now they can reasonably search the office
    [23:04] <evan> and they find a SHIT TON of alcohol
    [23:04] <evan> like
    [23:04] <evan> ridiculous amount
    [23:04] <evan> so now we're all totally fucked

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    [23:04] <evan> because there are only like three peopled ol enough to possess alchohol on the gargoyle committee
    [23:04] <evan> i had to fucking run from the cops
    [23:05] <evan> and almost got suckered into a trap where they were breathalyzing everyone

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    [23:05] <evan> shit shit shit shit shit shit
    [23:05] <evan> fucking holy jesus fuck cazy night
    [23:05] <evan> now im drunk in my room
    [23:05] <evan> what the fuck
    [23:05] <evan> oh
    [23:05] <evan> and my friends from nashville
    [23:06] <evan> drove over to be at the show tonight
    [23:06] <evan> what the fuck
    [23:06] <evan> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
    [23:07] <Sonuis> So you barely escaped from being arrested?
    [23:07] <evan> yes
    [23:07] <evan> holy fuck
    [23:08] <Sonuis> Looks like I have some work to do.
    [23:08] <Max> good job escaping the fuzz, evan!

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    [23:08] <evan> thanks
    [23:08] <evan> they are too slow
    [23:08] <evan> ok ok ok ok ok
    [23:09] <evan> imma gonna watch a movie and sleep
    [23:09] <evan> bye smogon
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    So, what's the moral of this story?
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  2. hybrid

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    i think youre missing some drunken typing but hahahaha
  3. Atlas

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    im pretty sure that was basics
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    Sonuis is lying; I totally knew.
  5. norulz

    norulz excellent

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    good read, congrats on the badge max
  6. NESgamer

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    Hahaha great read! =D.
  7. evan

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    imaging #smogon is a pretty fun thing to do

    Here I present tiny bits of #smogon, picked from a few of my favorite logs collected over the ages.


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  9. Steelicks

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    hahahah vineon

    hahahah oh my god
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    haha homo calculus
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    hahahahaaha oh my fucking god
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    hahahaha holy shit
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    lmfao jesus christ
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    really fucking amazing
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    hahahaahaha [expletive]
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    hhahahahaha oh my god rofl

    this thread is awesome, please post more IRC-related stuff!
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    please more
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    good show sonuis and vineon hahaha
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    fucking awesome, i love this thread
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    good lord this thread is legendary and it's only a day old
  23. norulz

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    hahahaha I loved hazerider's cameo
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    I should come to #smogon sometime...
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    great thread

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