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Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by Drdek Summoner, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. Drdek Summoner

    Drdek Summoner

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    The power of The Drdek will be realized. On December 1st, 2011, at 1:21 P.M. and 12 seconds, Smogon will fall to the crushing might of The Drdek. It is inevitable. You shall not escape. Those who have done no wrong have nothing to fear. Those who have taken advantage of young women(this means you, zerowing) and children will be obliterated and sent to the depths of hell. Those who obey The Drdek will be lifted up to the heavenly spheres above and will live an ascended life in the Other World. Smogon has abused the power of the gods and it is time to repent for your sins. Dovahkiin Naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan

    LONG LIVE THE DRDEK. DEATH TO SMOGON.
    fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod Aahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
  2. Holy Priest of The Drdek

    Holy Priest of The Drdek

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    The Drdek is upon us.

    THE DRDEK IS UPON US!! IT'S POWER WILL BE REALIZED! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR HIS ANCIENT WRATH!

    THIS HOLY CHANT WILL AWAKEN THE BEAST!! COME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH


    Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
    Naal ok zin los vahriin
    wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
    Ahrk fin norok paal graan
    fod nust hon zindro zaan
    Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

    Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod
    Aahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    HEAR HIS ROAR
  3. The Ultimate Drdek

    The Ultimate Drdek

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    THE ULTIMATE DRDEK POWER UNLEASHED

    DO U TAKE ME FOR A FOOL? YOU MERGE MY THREAD WITH THE SKYWARD SWORD MEGATHREAD.... NOW YOU WILL FEEL MY ULTIMATE WRATH AS I SEND YOU TO THE NEXT DEMENSION!!!!!!!!


    Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod, rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein!
    Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah, ol fin Dovahkiin komeyt ok rein!
    Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah, tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!
    Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun staadnau, voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein! Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok, fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
    Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot, Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz!
    Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
    Naal ok zin los vahriin
    wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
    Ahrk fin norok paal graan
    fod nust hon zindro zaan
    Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
  4. Tobes

    Tobes Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo!
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    sdfgfbvnm aidjfejn cthulu
  5. v

    v in like, the parlance of our times, you know?
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    BEHOLD THE TALE OF DRDEK
  6. Ray Jay

    Ray Jay "The sky's the limit, okey-dokey!"
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    Good use of "solemn"
  7. Fabbles

    Fabbles LN_Slayer
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    [​IMG]

    THE DRDEK
  8. New World Order

    New World Order Licks Toads
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    As I read this, one thing was on my mind the whole time, "Who's Dovahkiin?"
  9. capefeather

    capefeather YOU CAN'T STOP ROB
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    The OP has his alt names mixed up. He clearly meant imperfectluck. Also the third guy has watched too much Ocean Dub DBZ.
  10. Snorlaxe

    Snorlaxe 2 kawaii 4 u
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    plz dont bomb me i'll be good
  11. Yamata no Orochi

    Yamata no Orochi capes are cool
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    I never knew Skyrim had a special language for unleashing demons.
  12. Smith

    Smith is a 90's bitch
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  13. Kevin Garrett

    Kevin Garrett is a competitor
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    Fabbles don't post a picture of a Yu-Gi-Oh card. Now everyone is going to think this is a locopoke alt.
  14. Bass

    Bass Brother in arms
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    The fact that he went through the trouble of making 3 separate accounts to do this really made it that much better.
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    macle &macle: I literally bring frogs into the bedroom
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    but all he knows is tour stats and yugioh :pirate:
  16. Fabbles

    Fabbles LN_Slayer
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    Frankenstein were you saying something?
  17. NatGeo

    NatGeo sun's coming up
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    !sickburn
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    Stathakis I hax people in real life
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    speaking of yu gi oh cards

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    Windsong .dancin
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  20. v

    v in like, the parlance of our times, you know?
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    lol people made the same joke originally in this thread before i deleted all the posts xD
  21. Super Mario Bro

    Super Mario Bro All we ever look for

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    I'll negate that with

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    mwahaha
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    Tomahawk Glory to Arstotzka!
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    NatGeo sun's coming up
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    [youtube]B8LcoqY8sQc[/youtube]

    /meme
  24. Haunter

    Haunter just outplay the coin flip...
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  25. Steamroll

    Steamroll resident zombie
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    *kick*
    *IP change*
    *Silent Mute*
    *IP change*
    *Kick*
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    I am nosepath fear me and my nosepass army
    *kick*

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