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Adam R. Johnson is a goddamned moron

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Blue Kirby, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. yamipoli

    yamipoli the only person more obsessive than jumpman
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    This guy is great. Milk him for everything he's got!
  2. Blue Kirby

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    I'm liking where this latest development is headed.
  3. DM

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    rofl chaos

    I'm sending him an email right now, I'll let you guys know how that goes later. I just wanted the green light before going ahead on it.
  4. DM

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    Doom Mullet to arjviper
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    12:19 pm (30 minutes ago)
    Mr Johnson:

    My name is Felix Merryweather, and I am Smogon's official lawyer. I have been notified by the administrator of the website that you are having some problems with the way your recent thread was handled. I have personally scoured the moderation records, and let me tell you that I am absolutely appalled and amazed at the lack of decency in the handling of your case. As such, I'd would like to settle this matter amicably. So, if you'd be so kind as to send me all relevant papers to this matter, as well as quoted citations of the Ohio statute that you are using, I will respond in kind with our own counterfilings.

    Cheers,
    Dr. Felix R. Merryweather IV, RN/JD/LLC
  5. Hazerider

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    felix merryweather rofl
  6. Misty

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    ahahahahaha
  7. Mekkah

    Mekkah watashi wa kirai every single one of you kisamas
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    great show
  8. Articuno64

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    hahaha perfect
  9. evan

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    God dm that is amazing

    I am so hiring Dr. Felix Merryweather for all my legal needs.
  10. ryubahamut

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    holy shit doommullet hahahahahha
  11. Max

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    lol awesome
  12. X-Act

    X-Act np: Biffy Clyro - Shock Shock
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    Haha this is gold.
  13. Doomsday

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    I enjoy this turn of events
  14. Stallion

    Stallion Killing is my business, and business is good!
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    Yes, do it and make it a IS firebot-esque thread :). Man that would be gold lol. And hahaha at Felix Merryweather
  15. darkie

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    oh god hahahah
  16. Blue Kirby

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    DM, you are a legend among men. Hahahaha
  17. junior

    junior heard ur boyf was away this weekend, wanna meet at my place
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    good job DM, you've gotten my praise.....
  18. DM

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    I haven't written a response yet. I'm not in the mood right now.
  19. Venom

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    hahahaha what the fuck
  20. Great Sage

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    ahahahahaha
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    rofl now i'm confused whether he's a really elaborate troll or really that fucking stupid
  22. kd24

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    hahahaha, DM, that last installment was amazing.
  23. Articuno64

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    haha i wonder how long this guy can keep this up
  24. Carl

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    i still don't get it this is a private webspace what does he think he can really do
  25. Aeroblacktyl

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