Dear Paperblade,
You are The Assassin
Fast, stealthy, and silent, you are sent to deal with all threats to the Castle Guard. The fact you have never been stopped has gone to your head and now it’s larger than your mother’s thighs.
Every night, you may send “NX - Dash with much bravo in front of <user>” to Yeti. You will dart in front of that user, forcing them to target you that night with whatever their action was.
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You have a Posting Restriction: in every post you make, you must discuss love, as you are a secret romantic.
You are allied with the Castle Guard. You win if the Aquanauts and ReVolted are eliminated.