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Asshole shit you've done.

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Sanders, Aug 2, 2009.

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  1. moot

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    yeah man no wonder the girl you love doesn't like you back
  2. az

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    what do you know you have a SHARK for a head
  3. monkfish

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    im a monkfish youre argument is irelevent !!lol bet u havent herd that 1 before i got it from the internet
  4. alex

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    *intentionally misspells a fuckton o f words* *is gay*
  5. alex

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    ah fuck. well im in the right thread. this one time i made fun of monkfish

    edit: and didnt apologize..

    oh and this other time well this isnt my proudest moment but this isnt the proudest moment thread so ok i fucked 18 girls in the same night (believe it or not w/e, why would i lie) and gave them all chlamydia (dumb whores deserved it lol) and they all wanted to date me but i never called any of them back not even one. women are such stupid things.

    double edit: and then i posted mildly insulting and/or embarrassing stuff on their facebook status updates. the line to high five me starts here
  6. monkfish

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    *raises hand for hi 5* *lowers hand as alex starts swinging, leaving him hanging like a scrotum in the wind*
  7. az

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    *steps int othe thread wit ha big grin on hes face is theis the rrp thread i say sighing softly
  8. Eraddd

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    @Alex, the part where you fuck 18 girls, were you just massively horny that night, or just wanted to spread the "love"?
  9. alex

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  10. Glen

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    someone doesnt know steelicks very well!!!
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    I vote for dk being trolled because Steelicks's vm was too perfect a bait for dk to be an accident.

    Anyway, I work in a shoe store and a lady was buying 16+ pair and of course she didn't want the boxes. So, irritated that her boxes were now my problem, I began tossing her shoes into bags carelessly. She noticed and asked me to make sure they didn't get scratched.

    Me: Well, we do have protective covers for them...
    Her: Oh? I'd like that very much.

    So I began putting the shoes back in the boxes.

    Her: Oh, I don't want the boxes. (mad that she got trolled)

    So I continued tossing the shoes in bags carelessly.
  12. Glen

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    it's not even that its perfect bait, its that 'right wing is a (BAN ME PLEASE)!' is grammatically nonsensical and in typical steelicks humour
  13. Chill Murray

    Chill Murray get well soon jacoby..

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    not to mention it's p. obvious dk is going along with the joke in his own way so sorry az you kinda end up looking like an idiot with that post
  14. mixmaster.mewthree

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    Only kind of mean thing I've done that I can remember is screwing with this one kid who annoys me. I sold him fake weed, went into his house naked and sat with his blind mother, and managed to spread a rumor around the school so that now everyone thinks he's bisexual, and he gets bullied a lot for that. I feel kind of bad~ :pirate:
  15. az

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    jesus it was just an opportunity to use "trolled like a fucking pookar" why don't you all sug my dig

    like a fucking pookar
  16. az

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