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Asshole shit you've done.

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Sanders, Aug 2, 2009.

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  1. Kumar

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    hey sanders

    i once told an ugly girl that she's ugly. that's about it. no real harm done.
  2. BRShooter

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    I once stepped all over this dumb, fugly, worthless kid's poster in science class because I hate his ass. The teacher didn't even punish me for it (everyone hates this kid), so it's all good =D
  3. ultimifier

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    i poured a half litre of honey on some chicks dorm room door.
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    I always make fun of the teacher when he doesn't hear it.
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    thats a waste of honey

    should've poured it on the girl
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    I'll go the obvious route and say that I'm alive.
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    you guys all sound like cunthole sociopaths!!!! ^_________
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    asshole.

    edit: I remember that vividly actually. The client was called leafChat and it sucked. Not as much as that one Mac client "Snak" I used that logged me out every 15 minutes.

    Another asshole thing was #sanders, my clubhouse for cool kids that Roy was banned from.
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    holy shit its a sanders
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    What are you going to do for 2.6k Sanders?
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    Usually I'm super cool to everyone but sometimes, when I get really drunk, I like to punch my friends in the face. Unfortunately I'm usually black out drunk at this point so I never remember what I did. I was actually scheduled for some fucking underground fight a few days ago with this one kid who I falsed but I didn't show, which is another reason why I'm an asshole. I definitely hate taking responsibility for my shit.
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    i've stolen a retarded girl's school i.d. and used it to get free lunches for a month and i made a myspace for a girlfriend's recently deceased ex-boyfriend.
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    I punched a guy in the dick once
    minor damage to property as well. ex: I let all of the air out of this one jackass's bike tires
    im so badass
    I don't perform asshole actions so much as say asshole things. >_>
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    Once I photoshopped my friend's face onto a Hannah Montana poster and printed a bunch of copies and gave them to a bunch of ppl at school.

    Another time was that I threw a banana at my friend. Trying to block it, he held up a stick in his hand. The banana went towards the stick, split in half, and both ends of the banana smeared his face.
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    Wow nice action scene.
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    a girl at our school got killed in a car wreck

    walked in and heard about it the next day shouted SPLATTER SPREE
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    Spilt cereals on the floor as a kid. When my dad got there I blamed my little sister who was at the time too young to defend herself.

    He scolded her.
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    for some reason vineon i think that is the saddest thing i have ever read
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    just when you think you know somebody...
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    Jerk.

    I spent all year last year telling a girl in my Geography class to be quiet. She would interrupt the teacher with the most mundane things. And my friends and I would count how many times she talked each class. She averaged 2 comments per minute.

    In retrospect, it was really a waste of time.
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    In Junior High, I kept picking on this kid with a skin rash. He kept scratching his arms and legs and everyone was disgusted.

    o, one day he was wearing a white shirt in school. So, I took ink from my teacher's desk and spilled it on him.

    I got sent to the Principal's office and had to buy him a new shirt.

    But on the bright side, it wasn't the worst thing that I did in my life.
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    when i was doing it she opened the door... some did get on her. I'd say FML but i laughed so fucking hard it was woeth the punishment
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    It is called a landing strip.
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