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Asshole shit you've done.

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Sanders, Aug 2, 2009.

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  1. Mountain Dewgong

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    Is it sediment from the valcano that erupted leaving the gates to hell open?
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    this woman appreciates sediment as well
  3. Articuno64

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    it was a really obvious troll tbh

    but for what it's worth i think i laughed once or twice
  4. Folgorio

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    Well i don't know if this counts but my neighbor used to have this really annoying small little stupid dog that used to shit on our front yard back in my old house. This was around the time on spike where a show called "The Dudesons" was aired. Anyway in one prank they shit in a guy's newspaper and put it in his mailbox. I felt offended that the dog tried to do the same thing to us. So i replied to our neighbor in "dudeson" fashion. Unfortunately i never saw when he opened his mailbox but shockingly i never got in trouble or even heard of that again.
  5. QuickDraw

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    any retaliation against a small "dog" that is annoying isn't an asshole moment. whoever owns the godforsaken creature deserves whatever retaliatory actions their small mongrel (i prefer rat) brings to their doorstep
  6. Tangerine

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    i made chrisisme, jimbo, and sot cry multiple times

    do i win
  7. cim

    cim happiness is such hard work
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    when?
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    Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    i don't know, this thread is about "asshole shit" you have done
  9. -Zer0-

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    hahahahaha sediment.

    edit: det som en gar var made me get to thinking. Its a really emotional song.
  10. Stinkfist

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    I once shit on someone's dog from a tree. The ensuing concussion from falling made it difficult to recall what happened to the dog, however.
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    Thats just sick dude
  12. Stinkfist

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    I didn't mention that he potentially scarred me for life once when he burst through my fence and bit my arm.

    Oh and once I threw this kid's backpack in the shower cuz he kept saying my dad was in the KKK.
  13. TheFourthChaser

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    What are you doing with another kid near a shower with water on?
  14. Mountain Dewgong

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    You obviously haven't been to the KKK head quarters, there are running showers all over the place.

    It's like the YMCA, with less hair.
  15. QuickDraw

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    or in a public schools locker room?
  16. Stinkfist

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    No it was the first one
  17. Fishy

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    Az, I would appreciate you not impersonating me while I'm not around. Besides, you probably portrayed me too well, and made me far more adorable and sweet than I actually am.
  18. Polis4rule

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    asshole shit, not funny shit
  19. DM

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    hahaha this is a great post

    and I hope this didn't get 5-starred solely because it was Sanders's yearly "drop in and say hi" thread
  20. Sanders

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    I'm kind of a big deal.

    I came in because I had a dream about you. We jammed, guitar & tuba.
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    whoa, dm has 8888 posts
  22. Umbreon Dan

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    little sanders wanted to get drunk
  23. makiri

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    What the fuck I asked a couple weeks ago where the fuck you have been (Sanders).

    Anyway, I think I'm kind of a dick all the time, for no real reason. I just like making things awkward for strangers who I will never see again, hell they may tell stories about me in the future. I can't even name specific things but batpig and fish can confirm I'm a total dick at all times.
  24. Huy

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    Paul was a dick to pretty much a dick to everyone in St Louis. Even old ladies trying to make a living by driving horse buggies.

    Also to kids.
  25. Aeroblacktyl

    Aeroblacktyl The pizza doesn't scream in the oven! LOL!
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    speaking of old ladies, i like farting around ppl in wheel chair. despite the set of wheels, they dont really get away from it that fast
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