Gen 1 Atticus sucks (RBY Warstory)

Atticus tried claiming that his 14-0 record vs me in RBY actually meant something. He tried to claim that I was simply inferior to him. But I said no. I decided I would bring a team that had never been seen before by human eyes.

Meet the CHAMPIONS



Yes, each team member carefully chosen for their unique prowess and immense stats.

Atticus's team of losers


Yes atticus is djsndjndda, it's a croatian war chant I believe.

Battle Log:
Battle Mode: Red/Blue/Yellow
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause
Rule: Apply PP Ups
Rule: Battle Timeout
djsndjndda vs kd24. Begin!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
kd24 sent out Electrode (Lv.100 Electrode)!

I start things out with my trusty Electrode here vs his Exeggutor. I was expecting Jynx because he seemed to have finally accepted black people but I guess it was just too soon. My Electrode isn't stupid and knows that if he has a Ground-type, it's coming in. But then I am conflicted - I'm also fighting Atticus. I decide to just Thunder Wave as I have Tangela to wall Golem or Rhydon anyway.

Begin Turn #1
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Golem (Lv.100 Golem)!
---------------------------------
Electrode used Thunder Wave!
It doesn't affect Golem...
---------------------------------
End of turn #1
djsndjndda's Golem: 100% HP
kd24's Electrode: 323 HP

Begin Turn #2
kd24 withdrew Electrode!
kd24 sent out Tangela (Lv.100 Tangela)!
---------------------------------
Golem used Substitute!
Golem made a Substitute!
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End of turn #2
djsndjndda's Golem: 75% HP
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

So he's not completely incompetent or so I thought. He decides to Substitute as I bring in Tangela. However, I'm an RBY master, so I know that Sleep goes through Substitute.

Begin Turn #3
Tangela used Sleep Powder!
Golem fell asleep!
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Golem is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
End of turn #3
djsndjndda's Golem: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #4
Tangela used Stun Spore!
But it failed!
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Golem is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
End of turn #4
djsndjndda's Golem: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Unfortunately, I forgot this guy sucks and keeps his Golem in. Does he not fear my Growth?? I decide to Mega Drain to hurry up and force that Golem out, although I regret not doing it first.

Begin Turn #5
Tangela used Mega Drain!
The Substitute took damage for Golem!
Golem's Substitute faded!
It's super effective!
Golem had its energy drained!
---------------------------------
Golem is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
End of turn #5
djsndjndda's Golem: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #6
djsndjndda withdrew Golem!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
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Tangela used Stun Spore!
Exeggutor is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
---------------------------------
End of turn #6
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP (Par)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP
DragonAura has started watching.

I Stun Spore here, knowing he would be too fearful of Mega Drain. Tangela is going to be useful for stopping his pitiful team, so I decide to go to Electrode to take the Sleep Powder. As long as Electrode is alive and well, Golem is a live threat by default, even when asleep.

Begin Turn #7
kd24 withdrew Tangela!
kd24 sent out Electrode (Lv.100 Electrode)!
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Exeggutor used Sleep Powder!
Electrode fell asleep!
---------------------------------
End of turn #7
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP (Par)
kd24's Electrode: 323 HP (Slp)

Begin Turn #8
kd24 withdrew Electrode!
kd24 sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
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Exeggutor used Psychic!
(116 damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #8
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP (Par)
kd24's Chansey: 587 HP

Begin Turn #9
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
---------------------------------
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(10% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #9
djsndjndda's Chansey: 90% HP
kd24's Chansey: 587 HP

I decide to go for damage here and Ice Beam. He goes to his Chansey, and I know we are about to enter a boring stall war.

Begin Turn #10
Chansey used Thunder Wave!
Chansey is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
---------------------------------
Chansey is paralyzed! It can't move!
---------------------------------
End of turn #10
djsndjndda's Chansey: 90% HP (Par)
kd24's Chansey: 587 HP

Begin Turn #11
kd24 withdrew Chansey!
kd24 sent out Electrode (Lv.100 Electrode)!
---------------------------------
Chansey used Thunder Wave!
But it failed!
---------------------------------
End of turn #11
djsndjndda's Chansey: 90% HP (Par)
kd24's Electrode: 323 HP (Slp)

Begin Turn #12
djsndjndda withdrew Chansey!
djsndjndda sent out Golem (Lv.100 Golem)!
---------------------------------
kd24 withdrew Electrode!
kd24 sent out Hitmonlee (Lv.100 Hitmonlee)!
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End of turn #12
djsndjndda's Golem: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Hitmonlee: 303 HP

My Chansey avoids paralysis and with some double switching, I get in my Hitmonlee. Unfortunately, I was lied to about his power and decided that Hi Jump Kick would be much better than Seismic Toss.

Begin Turn #13
djsndjndda withdrew Golem!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
---------------------------------
Hitmonlee used Hi Jump Kick!
(17% damage)
It's not very effective...
---------------------------------
End of turn #13
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 83% HP (Par)
kd24's Hitmonlee: 303 HP

Begin Turn #14
kd24 withdrew Hitmonlee!
kd24 sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor used Psychic!
(112 damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #14
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 83% HP (Par)
kd24's Chansey: 475 HP

Begin Turn #15
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
---------------------------------
Chansey used Ice Beam!
(11% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #15
djsndjndda's Chansey: 79% HP (Par)
kd24's Chansey: 475 HP

Begin Turn #16
kd24 withdrew Chansey!
kd24 sent out Hitmonlee (Lv.100 Hitmonlee)!
---------------------------------
Chansey is paralyzed! It can't move!
---------------------------------
End of turn #16
djsndjndda's Chansey: 79% HP (Par)
kd24's Hitmonlee: 303 HP

A lucky break as he claims he Thunder Waved. I got a little too fancy here and should have just gone to Electrode, but I don't want to be worn down by attacks yet. With the threat of Thunder Wave to stop such a fierce attacker like Hitmonlee, I decide just to Kick again. Eggy is slowly being worn down at the moment.

Begin Turn #17
djsndjndda withdrew Chansey!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
---------------------------------
Hitmonlee used Hi Jump Kick!
(30% damage)
A critical hit!
It's not very effective...
---------------------------------
End of turn #17
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 53% HP (Par)
kd24's Hitmonlee: 303 HP

Begin Turn #18
kd24 withdrew Hitmonlee!
kd24 sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor used Rest!
Exeggutor went to sleep!
---------------------------------
End of turn #18
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP (Slp)
kd24's Chansey: 475 HP

I didnt expect Rest! This set up leads to a pretty obvious Chansey switch-in on his part.

Begin Turn #19
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
---------------------------------
kd24 withdrew Chansey!
kd24 sent out Hitmonlee (Lv.100 Hitmonlee)!
---------------------------------
End of turn #19
djsndjndda's Chansey: 79% HP (Par)
kd24's Hitmonlee: 303 HP

Begin Turn #20
djsndjndda withdrew Chansey!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
---------------------------------
Hitmonlee used Seismic Toss!
(25% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #20
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Hitmonlee: 303 HP

I finally Seismic Toss Exeggutor. My Hitmonlee is hungry for blood, so I decide to Seismic Toss again.

Begin Turn #21
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Starmie (Lv.100 Starmie)!
---------------------------------
Hitmonlee used Seismic Toss!
(31% damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #21
djsndjndda's Starmie: 69% HP
kd24's Hitmonlee: 303 HP

Begin Turn #22
kd24 withdrew Hitmonlee!
kd24 sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
---------------------------------
Starmie used Blizzard!
(91 damage)
---------------------------------
End of turn #22
djsndjndda's Starmie: 69% HP
kd24's Chansey: 384 HP

Begin Turn #23
djsndjndda withdrew Starmie!
djsndjndda sent out Chansey (Lv.100 Chansey)!
---------------------------------
Chansey used Softboiled!
Chansey regained health!
---------------------------------
End of turn #23
djsndjndda's Chansey: 79% HP (Par)
kd24's Chansey: 703 HP

A pretty boring exchange here. It turns out even Negres is prepared for some threats and has Starmie to wall Hitmonlee. With his Chansey in, I figure it is time to play it safe and go back to Electrode.

Begin Turn #24
kd24 withdrew Chansey!
kd24 sent out Electrode (Lv.100 Electrode)!
---------------------------------
Chansey used Thunder Wave!
But it failed!
---------------------------------
End of turn #24
djsndjndda's Chansey: 79% HP (Par)
kd24's Electrode: 323 HP (Slp)

Begin Turn #25
djsndjndda withdrew Chansey!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
---------------------------------
Electrode woke up!
---------------------------------
End of turn #25
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Electrode: 323 HP

I'm a little worried about Chansey just spamming Thunder Wave so I decide to just stay in. He goes to Exeggutor and I wake up which is bittersweet as he has the Sleep Powder nigga back in. But this is atticus, so rest assured, he will play it safe and go to Golem. TANGELA!

Begin Turn #26
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Golem (Lv.100 Golem)!
---------------------------------
kd24 withdrew Electrode!
kd24 sent out Tangela (Lv.100 Tangela)!
---------------------------------
End of turn #26
djsndjndda's Golem: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #27
djsndjndda withdrew Golem!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
---------------------------------
Tangela used Growth!
Tangela's Special rose!
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End of turn #27
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #28
Tangela used Growth!
Tangela's Special rose!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
End of turn #28
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 75% HP (Slp)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #29
Tangela used Growth!
Tangela's Special rose!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor woke up!
---------------------------------
End of turn #29
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 75% HP
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #30
Tangela used Mega Drain!
(13% damage)
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor had its energy drained!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor used Sleep Powder!
Exeggutor's attack missed!
---------------------------------
End of turn #30
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 62% HP
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

A lapse in Judgment on my part. I was told Growth Tangela does a lot of damage to even resistances but that was pitiful. I decide to simply stay in now vs Exeggutor. I can handle Golem pretty well if its asleep and Electrode can now threaten to Boom and force Golem switches.

Begin Turn #31
Tangela used Stun Spore!
Exeggutor is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor is paralyzed! It can't move!
---------------------------------
End of turn #31
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 62% HP (Par)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #32
Tangela used Mega Drain!
(12% damage)
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor had its energy drained!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor used Sleep Powder!
Exeggutor's attack missed!
---------------------------------
End of turn #32
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 50% HP (Par)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #33
Tangela used Mega Drain!
(12% damage)
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor had its energy drained!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor used Rest!
Exeggutor went to sleep!
---------------------------------
End of turn #33
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP (Slp)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #34
Tangela used Growth!
Tangela's Special rose!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
End of turn #34
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP (Slp)
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #35
Tangela used Growth!
Tangela's Special rose!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor woke up!
---------------------------------
End of turn #35
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP

Begin Turn #36
Tangela used Mega Drain!
(18% damage)
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor had its energy drained!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor used Sleep Powder!
Tangela fell asleep!
---------------------------------
End of turn #36
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 82% HP
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP (Slp)

Begin Turn #37
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Tauros (Lv.100 Tauros)!
---------------------------------
Tangela is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
End of turn #37
djsndjndda's Tauros: 100% HP
kd24's Tangela: 333 HP (Slp)

Begin Turn #38
Tauros used Body Slam!
(85 damage)
---------------------------------
Tangela woke up!
---------------------------------
End of turn #38
djsndjndda's Tauros: 100% HP
kd24's Tangela: 248 HP

I don't really have a switch-in for Tauros so I decide to just try and wake up. It pays off and I get lucky here. Time for some health.

Begin Turn #39
djsndjndda withdrew Tauros!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
---------------------------------
Tangela used Mega Drain!
(17% damage)
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor had its energy drained!
---------------------------------
End of turn #39
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 65% HP
kd24's Tangela: 281 HP

Begin Turn #40
Tangela used Mega Drain!
(18% damage)
It's not very effective...
Exeggutor had its energy drained!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor used Sleep Powder!
Tangela fell asleep!
---------------------------------
End of turn #40
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 47% HP
kd24's Tangela: 316 HP (Slp)

I'm back to health but can't let Tauros get in again. I bring out my Muk.

Begin Turn #41
kd24 withdrew Tangela!
kd24 sent out Muk (Lv.100 Muk)!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor used Rest!
Exeggutor went to sleep!
---------------------------------
End of turn #41
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP (Slp)
kd24's Muk: 413 HP

Begin Turn #42
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!
---------------------------------
Muk used Sludge!
(37% damage)
A critical hit!
---------------------------------
End of turn #42
djsndjndda's Snorlax: 63% HP
kd24's Muk: 413 HP

What a noob. He thinks Muk is threatened by a Snorlax, but my Sludge does maximum damage and brings Lax down to manageable levels. With Snorlax clearly weakened and Golem asleep, I'm smelling a Persian sweep.

Begin Turn #43
Muk used Sludge!
(21% damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Counter!
But it failed!
---------------------------------
End of turn #43
djsndjndda's Snorlax: 42% HP
kd24's Muk: 413 HP

HA! What a fool. Negres doesn't know that Counter doesn't stop Sludge and I have now forced him to prematurely blow his load. Muk it up.

Begin Turn #44
Muk used Sludge!
(21% damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Selfdestruct!
(379 damage)
Snorlax fainted!
djsndjndda sent out Tauros (Lv.100 Tauros)!
---------------------------------
End of turn #44
djsndjndda's Tauros: 100% HP
kd24's Muk: 34 HP

Begin Turn #45
Tauros used Body Slam!
(34 damage)
Muk fainted!
kd24 sent out Hitmonlee (Lv.100 Hitmonlee)!
---------------------------------
End of turn #45
djsndjndda's Tauros: 100% HP
kd24's Hitmonlee: 303 HP

Tauros comes in and I bring in my Hitmonlee. I could Counter for some serious damage but he just wouldn't leave in something as threatening as Tauros right?

Begin Turn #46
Tauros used Body Slam!
(262 damage)
A critical hit!
Hitmonlee is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
---------------------------------
Hitmonlee used Hi Jump Kick!
(71% damage)
It's super effective!
---------------------------------
End of turn #46
djsndjndda's Tauros: 29% HP
kd24's Hitmonlee: 41 HP (Par)

HA! GAY! Like that, Tauros is in Persian Range and my team has a full advantage. This fool didn't even realize the purrfect threat was still to come and his entire team is weak.

Begin Turn #47
Tauros used Body Slam!
(41 damage)
Hitmonlee fainted!
kd24 sent out Persian (Lv.100 Persian)!
---------------------------------
End of turn #47
djsndjndda's Tauros: 29% HP
kd24's Persian: 333 HP

Begin Turn #48
djsndjndda withdrew Tauros!
djsndjndda sent out Starmie (Lv.100 Starmie)!
---------------------------------
Persian used Slash!
(47% damage)
A critical hit!
---------------------------------
End of turn #48
djsndjndda's Starmie: 22% HP
kd24's Persian: 333 HP

Begin Turn #49
Persian used Slash!
(22% damage)
A critical hit!
Starmie fainted!
djsndjndda sent out Exeggutor (Lv.100 Exeggutor)!
---------------------------------
End of turn #49
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 100% HP (Slp)
kd24's Persian: 333 HP

Begin Turn #50
Persian used Slash!
(38% damage)
A critical hit!
---------------------------------
Exeggutor is fast asleep.
---------------------------------
End of turn #50
djsndjndda's Exeggutor: 62% HP (Slp)
kd24's Persian: 333 HP

Begin Turn #51
djsndjndda withdrew Exeggutor!
djsndjndda sent out Golem (Lv.100 Golem)!
---------------------------------
Persian used Slash!
(14% damage)
A critical hit!
It's not very effective...
---------------------------------
End of turn #51
djsndjndda's Golem: 61% HP (Slp)
kd24's Persian: 333 HP

djsndjndda is a fagg.ot and has forfeited the duel!

NetBattle v1.1.1
Log saved 12/5/2012 at 10:47:55 PM

At this point, he simply couldn't take anymore. GG Atticus, you tried your best. But this time, victory is mine.
 
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Mr.E

unban me from Discord
is a Two-Time Past SPL Champion
won the Persian/Starmie speed tie, dick. atticus does suck though that is very true, didn't need him showcasing his terribleness to know that 8)

Why would Eggy need to switch out of Electrode? Why wouldn't you bring Eggy in against Hitmonlee sleep or not, are you afraid he's going to go 3/3 on Mega Kick and crit one? Or hell Starmie, Hitmonlee isn't doing shit to Starmie.
 

Atticus

Atticus
is a Battle Simulator Moderator Alumnuswon the 10th Official Smogon Tournamentdefeated the Smogon Frontieris a Two-Time Past SPL Champion
won the Persian/Starmie speed tie, dick. atticus does suck though that is very true, didn't need him showcasing his terribleness to know that 8)

Why would Eggy need to switch out of Electrode? Why wouldn't you bring Eggy in against Hitmonlee sleep or not, are you afraid he's going to go 3/3 on Mega Kick and crit one? Or hell Starmie, Hitmonlee isn't doing shit to Starmie.
because

shut up.

in all seriousness though that was one game of many that we played that night. i wasn't exactly analyzing every move like a tournament player would.
 

TrollFreak

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is a Contributor Alumnus
Atticus tried claiming that his 14-0 record vs me in RBY actually meant something.
Who the hell actually keeps track of how many times you beat someone in a video game O.o
 
good players? i always keep records of how i perform vs people i know.

as a disclaimer to poor negres, he kicked my ass in standard ou matches for the rest of the night, but this was by far the highlight of the night.
 

Yonko7

Guns make you stupid. Duct tape makes you smart.
is a Contributor Alumnus
I was expecting Jynx because he seemed to have finally accepted black people but I guess it was just too soon
Lol.

Great warstory!
 

Lavos

Banned deucer.
good players? i always keep records of how i perform vs people i know.

as a disclaimer to poor negres, he kicked my ass in standard ou matches for the rest of the night, but this was by far the highlight of the night.
?_?
 
Begin Turn #43
Muk used Sludge!
(21% damage)
---------------------------------
Snorlax used Counter!
But it failed!

this is the best part
 
Begin Turn #46
Tauros used Body Slam!
(262 damage)
A critical hit!
Hitmonlee is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Typical Tauros, excellent warstory.

Why not go for the freeze on Chansey though instead of T-waving it? I suppose it came in handy when you sent out Lee on it later but personally I don't like paralyzing it and letting it become a status and Ice Beam/Blizzard sponge.
 

Mr.E

unban me from Discord
is a Two-Time Past SPL Champion
Because only bitches go for Chansey freeze. Real men paralyse it and kill it with... Muk, apparently.
 
Shenanigans aside, this does serve as a reminder to be conscious of lower-OU and even lower-tier threats. I've lost quite a few games to a surprise Articuno, and I've even lost games to Hitmonchan (Ice Punch froze my Exeggutor) and Parasect (the Mewtwo-killer set works just as well on Slowbro), while on the flipside I've won games with Jolteon and Persian myself.
 

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