When I am sitting in a car sometimes I have a powerful urge to open the door, unbuckle, and jump out because that would probably kick ass for about ten seconds.
When I am alone I sometimes feel as if I will be alone forever.
When I am driving I often feel as if I am the captain of the Millennium Falcon and accelerate to like 90 in a 25 mph zone for a few seconds pretending it's the star drive
Whenever I read something I wrote outloud I think it is poor, without exception.
Whenever black people are mentioned in a conversation sometimes I think "oh right those exist"