I was on IRC chillin' like a villain and kd24 pm'd me for an uber battle. Being the king of ubers and all, I was much too busy to get on the Pokemon Lab just to battle a lowly peasant such as kinglerdude. I suggested that we do the battle right here, right now. On IRC. "But the Pokemon Lab is the most solid Generation 4 simulator on the internet!" he replied. "All battles must be done on the Pokemon Lab!". I told him it was my way or no way. He thought it over and eventually accepted my challenge. I certainly underestimated his power. We had a fierce battle, and now that the dust has cleared it's time for me to tell the tale to the citizens of Smogon! The PM tab on Mibbit is flashing dark blue. At this point I am annoyed at how hard it is to tell when somebody is sending you a PM on mibbit and begin to wish that the mIRC nigger would stop forcing me to pay so I could use it again. 21:03 kd24 get on pokelab 21:03 kd24 need to test ubers team 21:03 kd24 for tommorows tour 21:03 locopoke lets just do it on here 21:03 locopoke go, deoxys-s 21:03 locopoke send out your lead 21:03 kd24 no im serious 21:03 kd24 =[[[ Scared, eh? 21:03 locopoke i dont feel like it 21:03 kd24 unless you really good play 21:03 locopoke n_n 21:03 kd24 for realz 21:03 kd24 on here For realz indeed. 21:03 kd24 ok no switching teams 21:03 kd24 or counter teaming 21:03 locopoke ok PkMn Trainer kinglerdude would like to battle! My team: 21:04 locopoke go deoxys-s 21:04 kd24 i send out rayquaza dxs-s: 100% ray: 100% I have Ice Beam on my Deoxys specifically for this lead. I don't hesitate in using it. 21:04 kd24 i draco meteor 21:04 locopoke deoxys-s used ice beam 21:04 locopoke sash or LO 21:04 kd24 sash DAMN IT ALL dxs-s: 1% ray: 1% 21:04 kd24 ok i exspeed Not so fast! 21:04 locopoke i use x-speed 21:04 locopoke i outrun and kill dxs-s: 1% ray: DEAD 21:04 kd24 ok let me check my team 21:04 kd24 ok i send out forretress 21:04 kd24 i rapid spin 21:05 locopoke i switch to 21:05 locopoke dialga dialga: 99.99999999% forry: 100% At this point I know he's probably going to switch out since it's not smart to leave Forretress in on Dialga so I go for the SR. 21:05 locopoke i sr 21:05 kd24 ok hold on 21:05 locopoke ok 21:05 kd24 so ray is down 21:05 kd24 i need to check my team 21:05 locopoke k 21:05 kd24 ok i switched to ho-oh 21:05 kd24 before th sr 21:05 kd24 *the 21:06 kd24 only mon i have that can take dm/fire blast dialga: 99.99999999999% ho-oh: 100% (rocks) 21:06 kd24 ok i sacred fire 21:06 locopoke i twave 21:06 locopoke sacred fire burns 21:06 locopoke lum activates 21:06 locopoke im at 50ish dialga: 50ish% ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks) Ho-Oh does a number on my team, having it paralyzed helps a lot. I can force a switch with Groudon and then he'll take 50% coming in later in the game. 21:06 kd24 ok 21:06 kd24 i brave bird 21:06 locopoke next turn 21:06 locopoke i go to dxys 21:06 locopoke sac it dxs-s: DEAD ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks) 21:06 kd24 ok 21:06 locopoke send out groudon gdon: 100% ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks) 21:06 kd24 im at ~100% still 21:06 kd24 ok i switch to kyorge 21:06 locopoke rock polish gdon: 100%(+2 spe) kyogre: 88%(rocks) 21:06 kd24 im specs 21:06 kd24 do you have lo or leftovers? 21:06 locopoke lo 21:06 locopoke adamant 21:07 kd24 does that ko? 21:07 locopoke we'll say it does 80% 21:07 locopoke so you have 8% left 21:07 kd24 ok i ice beam 21:07 kd24 for ko It seems I've rolled absolute min damage.. gdon: DEAD kyogre: 8%(rocks) 21:07 locopoke send out palkia 21:07 locopoke spacial rend 21:07 kd24 i think thats all 21:07 kd24 i sac kyogre 21:07 kd24 to it palkia: 100% kyogre: DEAD(rocks) 21:08 kd24 send out my groudon 21:08 kd24 next turn If it's RP don then I could be in trouble. My main counter to Groudon is my own Groudon which I just lost. My best bet is to go to Gira-O as I know I'll always survive Dragon Claw. 21:08 kd24 i rock polish 21:08 locopoke i go to gira-o 21:08 locopoke full hp 21:08 kd24 damn gira-o: 100% gdon: 94%(+2 spe, rocks) 21:08 locopoke i use dm 21:08 kd24 i use swords dance 21:08 kd24 im leftovers 21:08 kd24 how much life 21:08 kd24 do i have left? 21:08 locopoke idk 21:08 locopoke lemme calc This should put a good dent into his Groudon. If he has Dragon Claw I'm dead but I doubt it. I'll survive Stone Edge and be able to KO with Outrage. 21:08 kd24 im 148 hp 21:08 kd24 with leftovers 21:09 kd24 im hoping that did 60% max 21:10 locopoke 66.1% - 78% 21:10 kd24 im adamant with 253 speed for records sake 21:10 locopoke call it 70% 21:10 kd24 damn gira-o: 100% gdon: 36%(+2 atk,+2spe, rocks) 21:10 kd24 ok i stone edge 21:10 kd24 doesnt ko 21:10 locopoke i use outrage and kill you 21:10 locopoke im locked in gira-o: 15%(locked into outrage) gdon: DEAD(rocks) 21:11 kd24 i bring in forry 21:11 kd24 i payback 21:11 locopoke so like 25% 21:11 locopoke i die 21:11 kd24 3-3 ok Gira-O being dead means I can't block spin, but if I can threaten Forry out I don't need to. Palkia's Fire Blast in the sun will KO Forretress and seriously damage anything he brings in. 21:11 locopoke bring in palkia 21:11 locopoke fblast 21:12 kd24 i switched 21:12 kd24 to my last mon 21:12 kd24 palkia 21:12 kd24 im scarf Oof. 21:12 kd24 ok i spacial rend 21:12 locopoke go to my weakened dialga 21:12 locopoke i hang on barely 21:12 kd24 doesnt ko dialga: 10% palkia: 88%(rocks) 21:12 kd24 but one more hit would 21:12 locopoke ok i die 21:12 kd24 ok so 3-2 21:12 kd24 im up At this point I'm in a pretty bad situation, but there are no rocks on my field and I know Darkrai ALWAYS survives Spacial Rend. My best bet is to sleep Palkia or one of his Pokemon and then Nasty Plot and do as much damage as possible. 21:12 locopoke I bring in darkrai 21:12 kd24 but locked into my move 21:12 locopoke dark void 21:12 kd24 ok i spacial rend 21:12 kd24 doesnt ko darkrai: 15% palkia: 76%(sleep, rocks) 21:12 locopoke nasty plot 21:12 kd24 ok 21:12 kd24 i bring in forretress 21:13 locopoke focus blast non LO 21:13 kd24 rapid spin This means that Ho-Oh comes in at full HP which could be pretty troublesome for me, but it still doesn't take +2 Dark Pulse well. 21:13 locopoke ok 21:13 locopoke dark pulse for the KO rocks are gone darkrai: 10%(+2 spa) forry: DEAD 21:13 kd24 how much is darkrai at 21:13 kd24 from the spacial rend 21:13 kd24 and rapid spin? 21:13 locopoke 70.5% - 83.3% 21:13 locopoke so he took 75 we'll say 21:13 kd24 ok 21:13 locopoke hes still alive barely 21:13 kd24 i bring in ho-og What is this Pokemon I don't understand... 21:14 kd24 hes paralyzed 21:14 locopoke dark pulse doesnt kill 21:14 locopoke but i use it 21:14 kd24 208 hp 21:14 kd24 yeah 21:14 locopoke you dont take rocks 21:14 kd24 i ko with bb 21:14 kd24 yeah my evs 21:14 kd24 are 208 in hp 21:14 kd24 so im at probably ~40% 21:14 kd24 ? 21:14 kd24 i dunno 21:14 kd24 how much your dark pulse does 21:14 kd24 fuck 21:14 kd24 you win 21:14 kd24 i cant beat palkia 21:14 locopoke 58.4% - 68.9% 21:14 locopoke is what you took from dpulse 21:15 kd24 i think thats your last right? 21:15 locopoke so 63% 21:15 locopoke yeah darkrai: DEAD ho-oh: 37% 21:15 locopoke what do you have left 21:15 kd24 sleeping palkia 21:15 locopoke ho-oh's dead? 21:15 kd24 37 ho-oh 21:15 kd24 not yet 21:15 locopoke oh 21:15 locopoke i spacial rend ho-oh 21:15 kd24 im paralyzed though YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! 21:15 locopoke does it kill 21:15 kd24 no but im calling a fp 21:15 kd24 on this turn 21:15 locopoke lol 21:15 kd24 since i went 2 or 3 other turns 21:16 kd24 without it 21:16 locopoke you can't kill me anyway though 21:16 kd24 so ho-oh dies 21:16 locopoke im at full hp 21:16 locopoke so i win anyway 21:16 kd24 i bring in sleeping palkia 21:16 kd24 you win 1-1 21:16 kd24 gg 21:16 locopoke gg kinglerdude's Palkia fainted. locopoke wins! Very epic battle, one of the closest I've ever had. It's a shame we didn't play on the Pokemon Lab, but still a very good battle! I hope you all enjoyed this warstory as I worked very hard on it and it was one of my closest battles ever.