Battle at Mount Mibbit (Warstory)

Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by locopoke, Oct 23, 2010.

  1. locopoke

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    I was on IRC chillin' like a villain and kd24 pm'd me for an uber battle. Being the king of ubers and all, I was much too busy to get on the Pokemon Lab just to battle a lowly peasant such as kinglerdude. I suggested that we do the battle right here, right now. On IRC. "But the Pokemon Lab is the most solid Generation 4 simulator on the internet!" he replied. "All battles must be done on the Pokemon Lab!". I told him it was my way or no way. He thought it over and eventually accepted my challenge. I certainly underestimated his power. We had a fierce battle, and now that the dust has cleared it's time for me to tell the tale to the citizens of Smogon!

    The PM tab on Mibbit is flashing dark blue. At this point I am annoyed at how hard it is to tell when somebody is sending you a PM on mibbit and begin to wish that the mIRC nigger would stop forcing me to pay so I could use it again.

    21:03 kd24 get on pokelab
    21:03 kd24 need to test ubers team
    21:03 kd24 for tommorows tour
    21:03 locopoke lets just do it on here
    21:03 locopoke go, deoxys-s
    21:03 locopoke send out your lead
    21:03 kd24 no im serious
    21:03 kd24 =[[[

    Scared, eh?

    21:03 locopoke i dont feel like it
    21:03 kd24 unless you really good play
    21:03 locopoke n_n
    21:03 kd24 for realz
    21:03 kd24 on here

    For realz indeed.

    21:03 kd24 ok no switching teams
    21:03 kd24 or counter teaming
    21:03 locopoke ok

    PkMn Trainer kinglerdude would like to battle!
    My team: [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    21:04 locopoke go deoxys-s
    21:04 kd24 i send out rayquaza

    dxs-s: 100%
    ray: 100%


    I have Ice Beam on my Deoxys specifically for this lead. I don't hesitate in using it.


    21:04 kd24 i draco meteor
    21:04 locopoke deoxys-s used ice beam
    21:04 locopoke sash or LO
    21:04 kd24 sash

    DAMN IT ALL

    dxs-s: 1%
    ray: 1%


    21:04 kd24 ok i exspeed

    Not so fast!


    21:04 locopoke i use x-speed
    21:04 locopoke i outrun and kill

    dxs-s: 1%
    ray: DEAD



    21:04 kd24 ok let me check my team
    21:04 kd24 ok i send out forretress
    21:04 kd24 i rapid spin
    21:05 locopoke i switch to
    21:05 locopoke dialga

    dialga: 99.99999999%
    forry: 100%


    At this point I know he's probably going to switch out since it's not smart to leave Forretress in on Dialga so I go for the SR.

    21:05 locopoke i sr
    21:05 kd24 ok hold on
    21:05 locopoke ok
    21:05 kd24 so ray is down
    21:05 kd24 i need to check my team
    21:05 locopoke k

    21:05 kd24 ok i switched to ho-oh
    21:05 kd24 before th sr
    21:05 kd24 *the
    21:06 kd24 only mon i have that can take dm/fire blast

    dialga: 99.99999999999%
    ho-oh: 100% (rocks)


    21:06 kd24 ok i sacred fire
    21:06 locopoke i twave
    21:06 locopoke sacred fire burns
    21:06 locopoke lum activates
    21:06 locopoke im at 50ish

    dialga: 50ish%
    ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks)


    Ho-Oh does a number on my team, having it paralyzed helps a lot. I can force a switch with Groudon and then he'll take 50% coming in later in the game.

    21:06 kd24 ok
    21:06 kd24 i brave bird
    21:06 locopoke next turn
    21:06 locopoke i go to dxys
    21:06 locopoke sac it

    dxs-s: DEAD
    ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks)


    21:06 kd24 ok
    21:06 locopoke send out groudon

    gdon: 100%
    ho-oh: 100%(para'd, rocks)


    21:06 kd24 im at ~100% still
    21:06 kd24 ok i switch to kyorge
    21:06 locopoke rock polish

    gdon: 100%(+2 spe)
    kyogre: 88%(rocks)


    21:06 kd24 im specs
    21:06 kd24 do you have lo or leftovers?
    21:06 locopoke lo
    21:06 locopoke adamant
    21:07 kd24 does that ko?
    21:07 locopoke we'll say it does 80%
    21:07 locopoke so you have 8% left
    21:07 kd24 ok i ice beam
    21:07 kd24 for ko

    It seems I've rolled absolute min damage..

    gdon: DEAD
    kyogre: 8%(rocks)


    21:07 locopoke send out palkia
    21:07 locopoke spacial rend
    21:07 kd24 i think thats all
    21:07 kd24 i sac kyogre
    21:07 kd24 to it

    palkia: 100%
    kyogre: DEAD(rocks)


    21:08 kd24 send out my groudon
    21:08 kd24 next turn

    If it's RP don then I could be in trouble. My main counter to Groudon is my own Groudon which I just lost. My best bet is to go to Gira-O as I know I'll always survive Dragon Claw.

    21:08 kd24 i rock polish
    21:08 locopoke i go to gira-o
    21:08 locopoke full hp
    21:08 kd24 damn

    gira-o: 100%
    gdon: 94%(+2 spe, rocks)


    21:08 locopoke i use dm
    21:08 kd24 i use swords dance
    21:08 kd24 im leftovers
    21:08 kd24 how much life
    21:08 kd24 do i have left?
    21:08 locopoke idk
    21:08 locopoke lemme calc

    This should put a good dent into his Groudon. If he has Dragon Claw I'm dead but I doubt it. I'll survive Stone Edge and be able to KO with Outrage.

    21:08 kd24 im 148 hp
    21:08 kd24 with leftovers

    21:09 kd24 im hoping that did 60% max
    21:10 locopoke 66.1% - 78%
    21:10 kd24 im adamant with 253 speed for records sake
    21:10 locopoke call it 70%
    21:10 kd24 damn

    gira-o: 100%
    gdon: 36%(+2 atk,+2spe, rocks)


    21:10 kd24 ok i stone edge
    21:10 kd24 doesnt ko
    21:10 locopoke i use outrage and kill you
    21:10 locopoke im locked in

    gira-o: 15%(locked into outrage)
    gdon: DEAD(rocks)


    21:11 kd24 i bring in forry
    21:11 kd24 i payback
    21:11 locopoke so like 25%
    21:11 locopoke i die
    21:11 kd24 3-3 ok

    Gira-O being dead means I can't block spin, but if I can threaten Forry out I don't need to. Palkia's Fire Blast in the sun will KO Forretress and seriously damage anything he brings in.

    21:11 locopoke bring in palkia
    21:11 locopoke fblast
    21:12 kd24 i switched
    21:12 kd24 to my last mon
    21:12 kd24 palkia
    21:12 kd24 im scarf

    Oof.

    21:12 kd24 ok i spacial rend
    21:12 locopoke go to my weakened dialga
    21:12 locopoke i hang on barely
    21:12 kd24 doesnt ko

    dialga: 10%
    palkia: 88%(rocks)


    21:12 kd24 but one more hit would
    21:12 locopoke ok i die
    21:12 kd24 ok so 3-2
    21:12 kd24 im up

    At this point I'm in a pretty bad situation, but there are no rocks on my field and I know Darkrai ALWAYS survives Spacial Rend. My best bet is to sleep Palkia or one of his Pokemon and then Nasty Plot and do as much damage as possible.

    21:12 locopoke I bring in darkrai
    21:12 kd24 but locked into my move
    21:12 locopoke dark void
    21:12 kd24 ok i spacial rend
    21:12 kd24 doesnt ko

    darkrai: 15%
    palkia: 76%(sleep, rocks)


    21:12 locopoke nasty plot
    21:12 kd24 ok
    21:12 kd24 i bring in forretress
    21:13 locopoke focus blast non LO
    21:13 kd24 rapid spin

    This means that Ho-Oh comes in at full HP which could be pretty troublesome for me, but it still doesn't take +2 Dark Pulse well.

    21:13 locopoke ok
    21:13 locopoke dark pulse for the KO rocks are gone

    darkrai: 10%(+2 spa)
    forry: DEAD


    21:13 kd24 how much is darkrai at
    21:13 kd24 from the spacial rend
    21:13 kd24 and rapid spin?
    21:13 locopoke 70.5% - 83.3%
    21:13 locopoke so he took 75 we'll say
    21:13 kd24 ok
    21:13 locopoke hes still alive barely

    21:13 kd24 i bring in ho-og

    What is this Pokemon I don't understand...

    21:14 kd24 hes paralyzed
    21:14 locopoke dark pulse doesnt kill
    21:14 locopoke but i use it
    21:14 kd24 208 hp
    21:14 kd24 yeah
    21:14 locopoke you dont take rocks
    21:14 kd24 i ko with bb
    21:14 kd24 yeah my evs
    21:14 kd24 are 208 in hp

    21:14 kd24 so im at probably ~40%
    21:14 kd24 ?
    21:14 kd24 i dunno
    21:14 kd24 how much your dark pulse does
    21:14 kd24 fuck
    21:14 kd24 you win
    21:14 kd24 i cant beat palkia

    21:14 locopoke 58.4% - 68.9%
    21:14 locopoke is what you took from dpulse
    21:15 kd24 i think thats your last right?
    21:15 locopoke so 63%
    21:15 locopoke yeah

    darkrai: DEAD
    ho-oh: 37%


    21:15 locopoke what do you have left
    21:15 kd24 sleeping palkia
    21:15 locopoke ho-oh's dead?
    21:15 kd24 37 ho-oh
    21:15 kd24 not yet
    21:15 locopoke oh
    21:15 locopoke i spacial rend ho-oh
    21:15 kd24 im paralyzed though

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    21:15 locopoke does it kill
    21:15 kd24 no but im calling a fp
    21:15 kd24 on this turn
    21:15 locopoke lol
    21:15 kd24 since i went 2 or 3 other turns
    21:16 kd24 without it
    21:16 locopoke you can't kill me anyway though
    21:16 kd24 so ho-oh dies
    21:16 locopoke im at full hp
    21:16 locopoke so i win anyway
    21:16 kd24 i bring in sleeping palkia
    21:16 kd24 you win 1-1
    21:16 kd24 gg
    21:16 locopoke gg

    kinglerdude's Palkia fainted.
    locopoke wins!


    Very epic battle, one of the closest I've ever had. It's a shame we didn't play on the Pokemon Lab, but still a very good battle!

    I hope you all enjoyed this warstory as I worked very hard on it and it was one of my closest battles ever.
  2. Athenodoros

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    I am loving the format. Good game too. Definitely fun to read. My only nitpick is that sprites are nice, and there is a bit of the wall of text syndrome about this warstory.
  3. PK Gaming

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    A beautifully written warstory.
    Excellent battle with good commentating. Both players were also really good.

    9/0... that bit of hax slightly ruined it for me though. I expect see more from you!


    Welcome to Smogon.
  4. JabbaTheGriffin

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    This is pretty funny I laughed a few times. Nice way to have fun with gen 4 starting to tail off into gen 5.

    Not sure why it's in trou though?
  5. Fishin

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    lol i enjoyed this
  6. Reverb

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    I find locopoke funny
  7. kd24

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    i think you counterteamed, gg
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    This warstory is fucking awesome. 10/10
  9. Elevator Music

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    pictures and comments were nice but the battle itself could have been better (i mean kd24??? i could go on the ladder and play user jigglypuff47 and get a better battle)


    3/10 and im being generous
  10. iss

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    what a loco

    poke
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    all this time we've been using simulators when we could be using irc wow

    can our next tour be hosted on irc?
  12. capefeather

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    Well, in all seriousness, we COULD use IRC to run battles. We'd just need a mediator with an RNG-generating bot or something. People sometimes play chess by just speaking moves to each other, and sometimes people play chess through e-mail. So technically I don't see why we can't IRC a Pokémon battle.
  13. matty

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    u mad :doom:
  14. evan

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    if i had to guess this is in trou because of this quote. 'lol'

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