*yawn* "Are you dead yet, you delinquent swine?"
Sending in Dunsparce
Fire Blast | Flamethrower | Fire Blast
IF damaging fighting-type move AND Syclant is not behind a substitute AND my speed is 39 AND Syclant is not paralyzed, THEN start action string: Thunder Wave | Rock Slide | Rock Slide.
IF Syclant is in the evasive stage of Dig when I am to move, THEN Earthquake.
[Nonconsecutive] IF P/E, THEN Stealth Rock on the first instance, Substitute 15 on the second.