[Beginner] BI-WINNING Mafia - Game Over! SCFiI and Hydrattler Win!

Discussion in 'Circus Maximus' started by Yeti, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. Hydrattler

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  2. kingofmars

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    Sorry everyone, due to personal issues, i need to delay deadline til 4:30 PST
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    The Clone of Queen Elizabeth turns to the Grim reaper, who is currently relaxing in the field and says “Oh yeah, you’re doing the update by yourself this time” “Wait what?” Before he could say another word, she vanished in a cloud of smoke. “Fuck” the Grim Reaper said, “alright, which one of you bitches dies today?” Almost everyone then points at Human, who then begs for his life. “Sorry mon, but I don’t make the rules, that’s Yeti’s job. The Grim Reaper kingofkongs lifts up his scythe and says, “say goodbye mon!” But as he brings down his scythe, a flood of strangely dressed Woman and Gay Men flood the mountain, distracting everyone so much that there is no lynch held. Deadline for Night 2 is 8/29 4:00 PST, results going out now.
  4. Walrein

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    This game has the weirdest lynches ever.
  5. Paradoxus

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    OH THANK GOD
  6. kingofmars

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    All results are out, also nice job on the 100% on sending in actions guys, really nice work (even though a ton of those were sent by teammates)
  7. Darkpenguin67

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    If member of another fraction or neutrals want to contact me, I'm sure we can make a deal that we all profit from.
  8. Yeti

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    DEATHLINE

    You all gather around the mountain's peak again, eating popcorn as Yeti yells at kingofkongs for not keeping a closer watch over the SANDS ARENA. He protests he was never informed of the ground rules before being kicked into it. kingofkongs has now replaced the Chunk of Ice, which was erroneously taken the day before while Yeti was not on to control the nob cohost.

    StevenSnype and Quagsires roll their eyes, reminiscing on their days of watching over SANDSy feuds and how much better they were. Crux, back from his 1000 days of sobbing after Lassie was raped, yells they forgot his BPV then took advantage of what he thinks is vague flavor, but undisputed rises from the dead and anally rapes him. Together they fall off the mountain.

    Everyone shrugs, not really caring about these oldfags.

    Suicidal Pikachu runs out of someone's house, covered with blood and sobbing. He holds a clean knife to his own neck, apparently very suicidal, blubbering that some horrible death has happened.

    You all quickly run to investigate, eager to find an actual body and feed Cerberus, who is getting very hungry.

    Several people vomit at the highly unusual circumstances Cereza has found himself in. Nobody thought such a death was even possible, but apparently, whoever killed him was determined to set a new record.

    It appears Cereza was not anally raped, but ear canal raped. Someone was trying to outdo the Pumpking!

    He is also coated in glow the dark paint, which fascinates Human and iss. Even his brain matter, trickling from his ear, has been baked into a cupcake and frosted. You aren't overly sure how someone got an oven close enough to bake brain matter still connected to the brain stem.

    It's likely you don't want to know.

    There is a note on the wall, written in Cereza's blood, stating only 'BEAT THIS'. What a challenge!

    Surprising Dragonite's AIDS didn't kill Serebii first.

    To everyone's relief, some users make their way back to replace Cereza in the lynching numbers!

    Maxim shows up, glad to be back as he was feeling rather bored, covered in sludge. He looks a tad bit traumatized but doesn't show any weakness to you vultures.

    Lady Salamence trembles as she's dropped back in front of all of you, nervously looking around for Shining Latios's horny mess. Someone asks where she was, and she cries she was taken to a strange city by some really disgusting lovebirds.

    It is oddly quiet, though. Shining Latios isn't asking her for pics or declaring his love for her, nor is he sitting in the corner fapping. It appears he is missing!

    He isn't alone off in kidnapland, though. Paradoxus is REALLY KIDNAPPED this time.

    There is a third man missing, and as none of their bodies can be found and Cerberus merely shrugs when asked if he took them alive, you figure Blazikenmaster-Zeo is simply off on a little trip as well.

    DON'T TARGET OR SPEAK TO SL, PARADOXUS OR BM-ZEO UNTIL THEY RETURN.

    The SANDS ARENA currently has no items, it should but SHOOP SHOOP kok denies any knowledge that in the event of a tie, junkyard items remain in place.

    It is now Day Three. D3 will end in 48 hours, 8/31 at 4:00pm PST, maybe later, or when there is majority and all actions are in.

    We had full actions but if you do not get on IRC before D3 ends we will sub you out for inactivity because that likely means your team is doing all your work.

    kok is sending results.
  9. Lady Salamence

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    Waaah

    Morm and Lanturn are secret players

    And I had to go with them to a Smocon...
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    [19:25] <%StevenSnype> since LS was a host
    [19:25] <%StevenSnype> that fucked shit up
    [19:25] <%StevenSnype> i say we lynch LS
    [19:26] <%StevenSnype> okay?
    [19:26] <tas> i'm all for that lynch
    [19:26] <+Walrein> want me to instigate this lynch
    [19:26] <tas> even though i'm not in the game
    [19:26] <tas> do it walrein
    [19:26] <%StevenSnype> this lynch i permit you to instigate

    Go lynch lady salamence until something better pops up.

    However, because I'm apparently a crackhead, I must persuade nightmare jigglypuff to die
  11. Steven Snype

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    [20:31:14] <LadySalamence> i want to die

    Lady Salamence wants to die
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  13. Lady Salamence

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    KILL ME FUCKERS
  14. Maxim

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    Lynch Lady Salamence
  15. Lady Salamence

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    vote lady salamence
  16. Darkpenguin67

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    Lynch Lady Salamence
  17. kingofmars

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    All results are out, deadline's in 48 hours, this time at 5 so i can get in before deadline
  18. theangryscientist

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    <LadySalamence> yes please
    <LadySalamence> kill me
    <LadySalamence> stab me
    <LadySalamence> rip my head off

    you heard her folks, get to it
  19. HSA ♥

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    I'm sure shining latios wouldn't mind if LS sank her teeth into his crotch
  20. Hydrattler

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  21. Lady Salamence

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    StevenSnype> hi guys
    <StevenSnype> since LS was a host
    <StevenSnype> that fucked shit up
    <StevenSnype> i say we lynch LS
    <StevenSnype> okay?
    <tas> i'm all for that lynch
    <Walrein> want me to instigate this lynch
    <tas> even though i'm not in the game
    <tas> do it walrein
    <StevenSnype> this lynch i permit you to instigate
    <Walrein> brb
    <Walrein> die ls
    <LadySalamence> ok
    <Yeti> (o 5:25:27 pm o) <LadySalamence> lynch morm and lanturn
    <Yeti> please do
    <Yeti> i'll find a suitable tree
    <Yeti> x.x
    <iss> walrein doing everything
    <LadySalamence> also
    <LadySalamence> yeti
    <tas> i never interacted with either of them so i am impartial
    <LadySalamence> CHANGE THE STUPID FLAVOR
    <Yeti> ?
    <iss> also lol at shining-latios getting kidnapped
    <LadySalamence> you know what i'm talking about
    <StevenSnype> hey Yeti is SL a name in the GTFO faction?
    <iss> IT WAS INEVITABLE
    <StevenSnype> i think LS kidnapped SL
    <iss> lol
    <StevenSnype> :X
    <LadySalamence> someone wants to seperate us
    <LadySalamence> obviosly
    <StevenSnype> keeping him for herself
    <StevenSnype> LS dont wanna share
    <LadySalamence> so snype didn't do it
    <LadySalamence> wait!
    <LadySalamence> <StevenSnype> keeping him for herself
    <tas> snype is a mentor is he not
    <iss> man he's annoying
    <LadySalamence> wth?
    <tas> he isn't in the game
    *** mode/#MUDS [+v tas] by StevenSnype
    <iss> he keeps asking me to tell him how to get a badge
    <Walrein> snypes a mentor, ya
    <iss> - . -
    <LadySalamence> ahahaha
    <iss> "please direct all tutoring inqueries to eo ut mortus"
    <StevenSnype> but eo ut mortus lacks PO
    <StevenSnype> at his shitty college
    <iss> lol
    <tas> irrelevant
    <StevenSnype> therefore he has forcibly quit pokemon
    <StevenSnype> for the time being
    <Yeti> kingofkongs did you send the kidnap results yet
    <tas> again, irrelevant
    <kingofkongs> yep
    <LadySalamence> go vote for me
    <LadySalamence> make it magority
    <kingofkongs> working down
    <LadySalamence> gogogog
    <Walrein> inb4 ls is von karma
    <LadySalamence> i see 4 users
    <LadySalamence> why are they not voting
    <LadySalamence> i want to die
    <LadySalamence> i was unfairly created
    <LadySalamence> as a joke
    <Yeti> ?_?
    <tas> that's too bad
    <Yeti> itc lady salamence admits she's a mistake
    <LadySalamence> no
    <LadySalamence> my role pm is
    *** Maxim_6 left #MUDS []
    <tas> indeed she is, she was a failed lab experiment
    <LadySalamence> by an angry scientist
    <iss> lol
    <LadySalamence> screw it
    <LadySalamence> http://pastebin.com/Nm1dxNT7
    <Walrein> ORLY
    <LadySalamence> i lost my bpv
    <LadySalamence> -.-
    <Walrein> ORLY
    <LadySalamence> or i'd be estatic about you lynching me
    <Hydrattler> LS, why do you want to die?
    <Walrein> because she does
    <Walrein> now errybody go vlote
    <LadySalamence> because i gain secret powers on death
    <LadySalamence> oops
    <Walrein> *vote
    <LadySalamence> wrong chat
    <Walrein> im sure it was
    <Walrein> keep up da vote guyz
    <LadySalamence> see above
    <tas> kill dat wolf in raptor's clothing
    <iss> lol
    <Walrein> becuz mispeling werdz makes you more likely to kill her
    <LadySalamence> i was created by an angry scientist
    <LadySalamence> i shall die at hi hands too
    <iss> lol
    <LadySalamence> iss
    <LadySalamence> what does it matter
    <Walrein> hang on guys
    <tas> i was indeed angry at your creation, i tried to get tace t. to cook an egg and a mushroom together and she made a mistake
    <Walrein> keep up the vote on ls
    <Walrein> however
    <LadySalamence> you'll get my role pm either way
    <Walrein> i must vote for niggly
    <tas> it smelled like shit so i tossed it in the trash
    <Walrein> FUK PERSUADES
    <tas> and it mutated into you
    <LadySalamence> eee
    <LadySalamence> childhood stories
    <LadySalamence> i love those
    <LadySalamence> tell me more
    <tas> i abandoned you after that so you know more of what happened next than i do
    <LadySalamence> oh
    <tas> because i couldn't be fucked to care about a mistake
    <LadySalamence> Lady Salamence, Darkpenguin67, Hydrattler, iss, Maxim, Mithril, Spiffy, Steven Snype, Walrein
    <LadySalamence> why aren't you bleeping voting?
    <Hydrattler> after we lynch LS, can we bake her into cupcakes?
    <iss> vote for youself
    <tas> why did you include yourself in that list
    <Walrein> i love how you included me in that
    <kingofkongs> all results are out
    <iss> lol
    <Walrein> when i instigatedf
    <iss> even mentors
    <iss> !
    <Walrein> despite FUKIN persuader
    <Walrein> if anyone else votes for nightmare jigglypuff
    <LadySalamence> i c&ped Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (9 members and 1 guests)
    <Walrein> you will be personally castrated
    <Walrein> so get ls
    <iss> lol
    <LadySalamence> yes please
    <LadySalamence> kill me
    <LadySalamence> stab me
    <LadySalamence> rip my head off
    <Hydrattler> I'll only vote for Ls if she gets baked into cupcakes in the update
    <Walrein> yeti
    <iss> i'm only voting for ls if we get to eat her
    <Yeti> hi
    <iss> jk that would be weird
    <Walrein> can she be baked into cupcakes and eaten
    <Walrein> in the update
    <LadySalamence> yey
    <LadySalamence> eat me
    <kingofkongs> i don't see why not
    <Yeti> ..
    <kingofkongs> :D
    <Yeti> itc ls requests oral sex
    <LadySalamence> YAY
    <LadySalamence> wait
    <Yeti> from the users
    <Yeti> :\
    <LadySalamence> what
    <iss> lol
    <kingofkongs> lol
    <LadySalamence> NO
    <LadySalamence> HELL NO
    <kingofkongs> sl isn't here
    <LadySalamence> BAKE ME
    <iss> <LadySalamence> yey
    <iss> <LadySalamence> eat me
    <iss> i should sig this
    <kingofkongs> so he can't do anything pervy
    <kingofkongs> ...
    <Yeti> please do
    <Yeti> we'll give the body to shining latios
    <Yeti> when she dies
    <iss> kok you shouldn't be talking about perviness
    <Yeti> let him do whatever
    <iss> rofl
    <LadySalamence> kill me before sl comes back
    <LadySalamence> so i can disintigrate
    <kingofkongs> 9.9
    <iss> i'm voting for shining-latios
    <kingofkongs> i can say thought
    <kingofkongs> *though
    <Hydrattler> yeti, in case you havent realised yet. i'm referring to the cupcakes fanfic
    <kingofkongs> that sl is hornier then any teenager should be
    <iss> sl is fuckin 12
    <Yeti> obv
    <kingofkongs> human, i was going to pay for your tgi fridays bill
    <kingofkongs> but you didn't come with us
    <kingofkongs> :(
    <iss> lol
    <kingofkongs> seriously, we wern't together for any meals >_>
    <LadySalamence> c'mon
    <LadySalamence> make magority
    <LadySalamence> kill me
    <Hydrattler> will LS become cupcakes or not?
    <kingofkongs> lol
    <kingofkongs> just so that no one
    <LadySalamence> MAKE ME A CUPCAKE
    <kingofkongs> will be able to send in their action
    <kingofkongs> XD
    <LadySalamence> ME INTO A*
    <Yeti> did kok hump the waitress
    <Yeti> horny little 13yo he is
    <kingofkongs> it was a guy
    <LadySalamence> AHAHAHA
    <tas> so yes?
    <kingofkongs> cncnd
    <tas> that's as good as a "yes" in this context
    <iss> lol
    <tas> kok likes his kock

  22. Steven Snype

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    SL if you notice this shit that HSA talks about you, please verify by posting in this thread so we know you're still watching.
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    Reminder: Send in your actions early, since no one's going to miss a chance to kill lady salamence(I mean, who actualy likes her lol)
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    Mr. Shining Latios is too much of a coward to respond.

    (prove me wrong)
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