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The last four men glare at each other, standing in the lonely center of town.
Cerberus watches hungrily, just waiting. He knows all three factions have a kill tonight and there should be some good CARNAGE.
kingofkongs would probably be masturbating to the thought of how many deaths could go down, once he finished crying over
Empoof's death.
Jirachi and
Yeti wait for the final call to action, and it's done.
"EAT <SNIP>,
PAPERBLADE!"
Da Letter El screams, rushing at the poor chap.
He shoves
Paperblade into the ever-receeding ocean and holds him under for several minutes.
HSA watches on in horror, unable to do anything as
Hydrattler's goddesses have tied him down.
Paperblade resurfaces, his face blue.
Da Letter El tosses him into the air with his strongth tail and
Cerberus eats the man in one bite.
A sad day for the
GTFO.
Dear Paperblade/Jared, you are a Married Person
You are someone who put a ring on it irl, and maybe even has kids, yet you waste hours frequenting a forum or five talking about crappy games for kids or teens. Sometimes your internet addiction even leads to divorce because you just plain don’t get it, also you are probably kind of ugly so your wife finds someone less offensive. You didn’t really want to be on the GTFO Forums, because you didn’t see anything wrong with your dipstick lifestyle, but no other faction would take you, and the name certainly applies.
Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX – Talk about my spouse around user". You will ramble on about the person you live with, but neglect by spending half your day online, around that user, which will dissuade any hardcore warriors who have come around to kill them.
Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX – Have my spouse make an account for user". You will somehow convince your spouse to make an account, which duplicates that user and allows them to use their action twice.
You currently hold the Decoy MUDS. What could this item do? You don't know. It can be stolen and you can't use it.
You are allied with the GTFO Forums. You win if the GTFO eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the WEBS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession. Your team's details are in the next PM.
Quote: Yeah man, I really love my wife, but they just updated WoW and, you know dude, that’s way more important.
sorry mattj couldn't be bothered to find a pic of you :C
And with that...
The GTFO Forums have been eliminated from the game.
The three men left standing face each other.
HSA can tell he is doomed, as
Hydrattler and
DLE are in cahoots.
He flings himself off the cliff into
Cerberus' waiting jaws, not wanting to suffer the indignity of being lynched.
Dear Suicidal Pikachu, You are Santa
You're a fat man who works one day a year with a large slave labor force making toys for you so you can keep up public appearances. Life is good. However, you're running out of money to buy all of the materials needed to make toys for a third of the world. When the SNOWS came to you and gave you the opportunity to do even less work without going into bankruptcy, you immediately agreed to join the SNOWS in order to take over the world.
Every night, you may pm Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - Have user sit on my lap". You will entice that user to sit on your lap with a present, then lock the door, and what happens next, well, let’s just say they won't be able to complete their night action.
Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - Get elves to make X" Where X is anything you choose. The elves will produce an item that has no effect of the same name.
You currently hold Present. This item allows you to take control of a user's action. To use it, PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - Present user". If user opens your present, you will take control of their action for the next day phase. It can be stolen and has unlimited use.
You are allied with the SNOWS. You win if the SNOWS eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SNOWS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession. Your faction details are in the next pm.
Quote: Ho, ho, ho.
With HSA's lynchicide, the SNOWS have officially been eliminated.
"Is that it?"
DLE asks, somewhat disappointed he doesn't get to stealth again.
"YES!" a voice booms from above, and the water suddenly vanishes.
The world is as it once was, only a bit ruined.
"Hey, we're the new world order!"
Walrein trumpets, his voice catching all the citizens' attention as he descends up from the last lingering whirlpool.
"Finally! Hey guys it's me I'm back,"
red kryal cheers, glad to finally be back in things.
"WHAT'S GOOD,"
Dummy007 shouts as he rocks up. All three dead men have returned!
"GUYS I DID IT, I GOT THE SALTS!"
DLE announces, as he pours a bit of SALTS into everyone's hand.
The Sea Creatures Frozen in Ice have officially won MUDS Mafia.
"You guys rule the world now, you know. Until the SANDS and MUDS get angry and come raging back to take the throne away. Don't get too cozy,"
Yeti announces as the four men (and some shady guys in the background who were subbed) nod solemnly.
"Oh, and uh, this guy is the new President of the World. Have fun scrubs!" she smiles, before vanishing to who knows where.
kingofkongs is decisively missing as well, and even
Jirachi and
Cerberus are nowhere to be found.
Perhaps some of them will return next conflict.
The
SCFiI turn to
Hydrattler, the new dictator.
"<snip>, we didn't think this through,"
DLE sighs.
"My name is CHARLE SHEEN and I'm bi-winning, win here, win there, win EVERYWHERE. I just won this game, troll CBS lost, that's what you get when you got TIGER BLOOD,"
Hydrattler smirks.
Perhaps the next world-wide conflict will be sooner than you think...
Hydrattler has officially won MUDS Mafia.
Dear Da Letter El, You are Plesiosaurus
You are a large marine animal that lived in the early Jurassic period that looks like a giant sea turtle. You made your first movie appearance in the movie The Land that Time Forgot, which is based on a 1924 novel on the same name. Long story short, things didn't turn out well for you, so you decided to get revenge by joining the Sea Creatures Frozen in Ice to take over the world.
Every night, you may pm Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - Show user some turtle power". You will use your turtle powers on user, preventing them from completing any night actions
Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - Use ninja Plesiosaurus powers on user". Using your amazing powers, you will be able to read user's day result(s).
You currently have no item
You are allied with the SCFiI. You win if the SCFiI eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SALTS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession. Your faction details are in the next pm.
Quote: Roar muffled by water
Dear Hydrattler, you are Charlie Sheen
^giant c. sheen winning
You're not Thomas Jefferson, he was a pussy. You have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You're a coke addict who makes way too much money for a <snip>y TV show, you're Charlie Sheen. The factions wanted to side with you, but you warned them that if they tried you, their faces would melt off and their children would weep over their exploded bodies.
Every other night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - Have user try Charlie Sheen". That user will try you, causing their face to melt off, killing them.
Every night, you may also PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - I'm bi-winning user!" You will be bi-winning near user, making sure that if they kill you, you can revive yourself later in the game at any time you want by posting "Duh, winning" in the thread.
Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - Show user my goddesses". You will show user your amazingly hot ex-girlfriends, causing them to not be able to complete their night action.
Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - It's called battle tested bayonets, user". You will show user your prized collection of bayonets, and while they're distracted, you will get their role pm.
Also, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - Sell user some Charlie Sheen". You will sell user some Charlie Sheen, and in order to pay for it, they will give you any items they happen to be carrying.
You currently hold a One-time BPV. If you are targeted with a kill, this will block the first attempt. After this is used, it will not save you again. This cannot be stolen and activates automatically.You also hold the SANDS, which you know is necessary for the SANDS to win. You can’t use it and it can be stolen.
Though you hate the GTFO because they are basement dwelling weak trolls, and you hate most of the factions as well, there is one you have no conflict with (and haven’t pissed off yet). You know that Mega Shark, a member of the SCFiI, is Dummy007, someone you are on good terms with.
You are allied with yourself. You win if the GTFO are dead. Additionally, the MUDS, SANDS, and SNOWS must lose.
Quote: I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.
MUDS Mafia is over after Day Eleven.
Thanks everyone for playing, it was a pretty good game I'd say.
Thanks to
kingofkongs for cohosting, even if everyone did get on your case.. for everything.
Postgame etc coming soon.
Be on the lookout for SANDSEMONIUM... it's coming. Straight from Quag and Yeti once again.