[Beginner] Randomness Mafia - Game Over! The Needy win!

[Improbability]

Something seems wrong here....

Although judging by my PM, I would assume it is the rules.

Fairly standard joke in mafias without items to claim thief immediately :/

 

[UltraPorygon]

Good luck everyone!

 

[YoshiX]

I'm neutral all claim

 

[Improbability]

A harmless neutral who can choose factions and is lynchproof.

 

[polelover44]

and bulletproof

 

[YoshiX]

Too bad knives can kill me
In all seriousness, claim ASAP!

 

[Improbability]

 

[Raseri]

Too bad knives can kill me
In all seriousness, claim ASAP!

I seriously hope no one is stupid enough to fall for this.

 

[YoshiX]

My claim, since none of you seem to believe me:

Dear YoshiX,

You are George Washington.

You are the first president of the United States of America. You also have wooden teeth and a white wig. More importantly, your face is on the one dollar bill. Because you are dead, you have allied yourself with The Needy.

Each night, you may send a PM titled "Night X - Distracting <user> with my monetary value" to both Upside and BunnyMaster. <user> will notice you on the floor and will pick you up. They will then spend the entire night trying to decide how to spend their newfound fortune and will fail to complete their night action.

You are allied with The Needy. You win if The Needy eliminate all threats.

 

[Andy Snype]

that's a very original claim from someone that is so special enough to not be in the player list.

 

[ginganinja]

who would be stupid enough to claim N0?
I trust danman
EDIT: thanks Improb

 

[Improbability]

who would be stupid enough to claim N0?

It's not the fact that it's N0, it's that YoshiX is not even playing the game.
:D

 

[mewtwo15026]

At least he didn't claim Lucius Malfoy again.

Jfyi, my nick on IRC is Vladdy. As in:

* Vladdy slaps YoshiX around a bit with a large trout

EDIT: Making sure you know I'm alive. Just waiting for Dawn of the First Day...

 

[BunnyMaster]

A lot of people have still not sent in their pms. Remember to send them to BOTH Upside and me. Even if you are idling, you MUST still send a pm.

Edit: If you don't have an ability then you can just say hello to us or something to show you are active.

 

[UltraPorygon]

Oh, crap, I only sent mine to Upside. Sending it to you now.

 

[YoshiX]

Alright, I have acquired a target for out day 1 lyncher.
Lynching user: Spiffy

 

[UltraPorygon]

What. The. Fuck.

Neither you or Spiffy are in this game's player list. I mean, why are you even posting here?

 

[Thoughts]

I have the ability to lynch during the night and in the morning, that user will die and will not leave traces of a death.

Lynch Spiffy

 

[AuraPaladin]

Lynch Spiffy

I find his lack of suspicion very suspicious...

 

[Andy Snype]

Lynch Spiffy

 

[Upside]

Pretend deadline!

Due to an annoying amount of people who haven't sent a PM in, I am extending the deadline by 24 hours.

Looking for a few subs. PM me if interested.

New deadline is 7:30 PST September 30th

 

[mewtwo15026]

Oh, cool. Just tell the subs to send actions and have a full list from Night 0.

I know I sent my actions in.

 

[Andy Snype]

We at Randomness Mafia feel disheartened that a certain number of you people have not yet shown up on IRC, and we would like to invite you to get on IRC and have some chats with us:

Fwee
manav95
shuckles my hero

Feel free to connect to IRC using mibbit, mIRC, colloquy or whatever IRC-accessing-client you desire. If you are confused, feel free to look here for questions: http://www.smogon.com/irc/ Please get on IRC so we can be friends. We don't bite... well, maybe thoughts does... :s

 

[Thoughts]

nomnomnomnomnom

feed me a cookie plz

but seriously, everyone get on irc, its pretty fun watching macle rant :x

 

[BunnyMaster]

LifeAdmiral has been subbed in for Fwee.
Polelover44 has been subbed in for manav95.