Blindness Mafia - Game Over! Shortsighted win!

Mekkah

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Congratulations to the Shortsighted!

Postgame

Sign-Ups + Rules

There you were, just sitting in your own room, minding your own business, just like every day. Turn on computer, browse your folders and the internet for some good porn, and then WHAM! It goes black. Not just your screen. It seems as if your eyes just stopped working. You try to blink, rub your eyes, but it does not help. You stumble around your room for a couple of minutes until a loud voice causes you to stop and listen (and perhaps collaborate):

I have been warning you not to sin, human failures. Yet still, you are masturbating like no tomorrow. You will pay for this crime. After all, MASTURBATING MAKES YOU BLIND!
It occurs to you that this must be the voice of God, and that your current lack of eyesight is his doing. Quickly, you fall to your knees and begin to pray for forgiveness. The voice begins to boom again:

You have prayed, and I have listened. I stand by the fact that you must be punished. However, some must be punished more harshly than others. I will give partial redemption.

Instead of being able to see nothing but complete darkness, you will be either Farsighted or Shortsighted. I consider both of these groups to be sinners of equal proportions, and therefore I will leave it to them to punish each other. Consider your survival as part of the redemption!
The second the voice stops, you seem to be able to see things again. But not everything. Just things close to you. Or far away. You're not sure what that makes you, but you have a feeling you will find out soon enough...

Player List
Completely randomized the order.

Alive (10)
1. ReyScarFace
2. Accent
3. jumpluff
4. Stallion
5. Tyranidos
6. Thorns
7. Solstice
8. Phantasia
9. Raverist

Dead (10)
1. Jimbo - Bill Gates - Evil Communicator - Microsoft Cooperation - Lynched Day 1
2. RB Golbat - Tom Hagen - Alliance Checker - Shortsighted - Made into Chili Con Carne Night 1
3. imperfectluck - Hera - List Position Changer - Shortsighted - Own arm impaled into neck Night 1
4. Lord Jesseus - Goku - Role Name Checker - Shortsighted - Assaulted with make-up and a handbag Night 2
5. Lightwolf - AVGN - Grunt - Farsighted - Whacked to death with a golf club Night 2
6. Bass - Gyro Gearloose - Pill Producer - Shortsighted - Jaw ripped out Night 2
7. Kannon - Cyclops - Dark Link Killer - Wolf - Lynched Day 3
8. Exarius - Little Helper - Pill Producing Assisant - Shortsighted - Crushed in a handbag Night 3
9. assassinfred - Paris Hilton - Grunt - Farsighted - Assaulted with an axe Night 3
10. -mind- - Eric Cartman - Grunt - Farsighted - Lynched Day 4
11. LonelyNess/GTS - Zeus - Grunt - Farsighted - Lynched Day 5[/b]

Updates
Day 1
Night 1
Day 2
Night 2
Day 3
Night 3
Day 4
Night 4
Day 5
Game Over

One man in white robes and a pretty cool beard steps up.

"Father! FATHER! Goddamnit, I can't see shit! Why are you doing this to me? WHYYYYYYYY?"

As evidenced by a bolt of lightning that instantly killed him, God would have none of this guy's whining.

Dear Man,
You are Jesus.

You are regarded as mankind's Lord and Savior, having performed many miracles such as walking on water and creating bread and fish out of thin air. Whether the stories were true is to be seen, though.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X Walking on water" If you are being killed during that night, you will fake your own death. You will appear dead, but you may return to the living once more by posting any Jesus quote. You may not walk on water for two nights in a row, and you may only resurrect once in the game.

You are in posession of a Pill.

You are aligned with the Shortsighted. You win if the Shortsighted win.



RIP Jesus, you were one of the good guys. :(

Fortunately, his death gives all these non-Shortsighted people a good fake PM to work with! Also, take note of the Pill Jesus was carrying around. This is an item you can use to negate the randomization of your night target. It's one-time use though. To use a pill, just put [PILL] or something along with your night action in your night PM.

Good luck and have fun!

EDIT: Oh, I almost forgot. Obviously there's people who are neither Shortsighted (village) nor Farsighted (mafia)...

FAQ

Q: Is the lynch vote affected by blindness?
A: No. Only night roles are.

Q: Is item giving affected by blindness?
A: See above.

Q: Who are the good? Who are the bad? How big are the factions?
A: If the note above didn't make it clear, the Shortsighted are a normally sized village, and the Farsighted are a normally sized mafia...and there may also be normally sized other people in the game that are aligned with neither.

Q: What happens if I target the first or last person on the list?
A: The list can be seen as an endless cycle. The first person is below the last person, and the last person is above the first person.
 

Mekkah

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All role PMs were sent out. Night 0 will last ~48 hours. Which is until Wednesay, November 18, 20:00 GMT+1. Which was around 10 minutes ago.

Remember kids, no part of your role PM may be pasted until Night 0 is over. And kill abilities don't work.
 

Mekkah

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By the way, if you prefer this way, I accept night targets over IRC as well, and I'm willing to PM people their night results there as well. In fact, it is probably easier for me.
 

tape

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#15
Lisa~

This game is gonna be P. FUN OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD I GOT IN

edit: damn it I meant POLO!

edit2: Marco Lisa sounds better though. fuck maybe this is a trick by jimbo OH FUCK