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BURGER FOR MY?????

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by chaos, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. chaos

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    Ok, a little history on this. Steelicks and I were mocking foreigners on Netbattle and usual, and I thought of the idea of using this in other contexts, such as ordering burgers from McDonalds. Today, we decided to get a group of people together and actually go out and say these things to people at stores and record the results for maximum hilarity here.

    This is probably what I am going to do:

    Go to Lowes and get some flowers.
    Approach a salesman.
    "HELLO YOU KNOW THE VASE THINGY EVERYTIME I PUT SOMETHING THERE IT GOES BLAGH BLAGH BLAGHH I DONT GET IT"

    Of course, you will get some puzzling looks but if you can record this it will be gold to listen to. If anyone gives you shit, just call them a FUCKER IDIOT and storm out.

    (Of course, you have to use authentic quotes. I'll get Hazerider to post a huge list here)

    If anyone has the balls to try this stuff record it and post it here. I will be getting a recorder ASAP
  2. Mekkah

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    I'm so doing this.
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    Order a pizza, and when they ask for the money yell FUCKER IDIOT and close the door. Or you can just be like PLOX MY BURGER WHERE
  4. Steelicks

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    im definitely up for doing something like this

    SOME MOTHERS WONT BURGERS? I QUER BURGEYS
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    i was going to post that one, but here is another.

    Go to a craft store like Michaels and get a frame that has one of those fake pictures of people in it and go to the checkout and set it down. Then look at the cashier with a mad face and say "WHY IM NOT HERE?!?!" and then say "FUCKER IDIOT!!" and then begin to walk away and turn around and say "ALL WILL REGRET THIS" and leave.

    or go to subway and say "BURGER FOR MY???" and they will probably explain that they don't have burgers. so then you shout "SUB FUCK!" and leave. :)
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    So Mekkah, when will we be patrolling Netherlands to do this? :p

    it WOULD be pretty funny.
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    Yeah that's the cool part, they won't get a shit of it and try talking English so I'm like IM BARIZILAN.
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    lol I'm so going to record a VIDEO with the dominos guy...
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    Omg, hahaha. I don't have the balls or tape recorder to do this.
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    doing this sort of stuff sounds fun but i have no recorder :(
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    HAMURGERLAD, ITS TO BURGER ME. HAMBURGERLAD LISTENING? BURGERS FOREVER ! ! NO ONIONS NO PICKLES NO MUSTARDS NO CHEESE! THX ^^ I'M BRAZILAN !!!! NO CHEESE. FUCKER IDIOT. SIT IN MY DICK.
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    Resources are coming guys, do not fear for A Wild Quote File.txt is here
    (I have a lot more quotes but these are the ones that seemed more... appropriate.)

    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IM IS BRAZILIAN
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: BARILIAN IS GRAND
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: FOR AMERICANS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: EATING CHEAT AMERICANS GAYs
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: FUCK YOU AMERICANS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: GEORGE BUSH IT IS DANGERS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: DESTRUCTION IRAKE
    chaos: man you are like comedy wrapped in an ugly brazilian body
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: DE DOUBLE TOWERS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IS CHEAT
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA LIKE MONEY
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IS THE THIRDWORLD
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA COUNTRY FOR CHEATS
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: USA 100% GAY
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Hi
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Fucked Americans
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Sit In mi dicky
    (B.P.M) MaGuS: Americans Idiots
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: you mother too
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: you mother too
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: filhod da puta
    [L.P.] Hax_Mifhgfhb: fuck you
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: PEOPPLES SORRY
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: IM NEDD SPEAK WHAT..............
    [Pokemon_leg]Murilo: AMERICANS GAYs AND PEOPLES CHEAT

    [18:48:49] cassy14907: demons?!?!?!?!?!!?!?inuyasha movie 3 :ruler of the honerbal sword!!!!! oh crap i keep watchinh that!!!!!!!!!

    [12:26:37] lord: you battle, you fucker the beacth

    [18:28:31] saske-narto: some mother wonts fight, welll are alls a chikens!!!!!!

    [19:02:11] saske-narto: all are a sockets

    [12:18:43] WindowsXp: Your mother is a shit!!!

    <vibrava3000> hello.it's someone there?you know i like to know when will be a american name for the episode 385.if you don't know nothing,i know a very good title.the name of the enghlish title that i sugest it is,,Ash and Snorunt''.what do you say about this enghlish title?if you like it,you can'd sugest the who is doing enghlish title for the pokemon episode's to put and this episode title,because the title is very cool.
    <chaos> copy paste it a few more times someone is destined to respond
    <vibrava3000> you can say that this title they have it,but they was very confused about the title.and after they will put this title,you can tell them that the title''Ash and Snount,, is very good for the episode 385 and they will be paied for this episode title.what do you say about this idea,arty2?
    <vibrava3000> but you can tell them that it was their ideea,but they forgot about this title
    <chaos> you'll never be a flygon5000 with all these stupid comments!
    <vibrava3000> what's that flyon5000?i never heard about this name.maiby i will evolve into flygon3000.it isn't sound's cool?

    <celebi2000> i want to say that im sory for what i said the other day.you were right.the episode with barboach is a crap.you are my favorite site of them all.im coming on your site,because it's having the most cool episode pictures of them all.i hope to acept my apollagy

    [15:31:54] Temur: you asshloes

    [17:52:22] Corey Tailor: Pokemon is the Worst Game in the world,.. all the players arte Sons of Bitch's,... You Motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Gonn aPlay my Playstation 2,.. is SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING GAME BOY GAME !!!!!!!

    [17:54:01] [GM]Dolys: superplayer fucker HEY DON'T BATTLE WITH SUPER PLAYER HE'S THIEF

    [17:53:34] mister_x: battle me or ill turn supersaiyan

    [23:01:30] The Voice: FuckaFuuuuuucka

    [23:31:10] Poketmonsters: challange plx
    [23:31:11] Poketmonsters: jejej

    [20:27:56] Chav No 1.: r u chav
    [20:27:59] Thunda: no
    [20:27:59] Chav No 1.: yeah
    [20:28:10] Chav No 1.: u shud
    [20:28:16] Chav No 1.: we are rulin da streetz

    [20:10:01] [DS]Inalina: HI ALL ! DARK STAR POWN YOU ALL !

    [21:14:20] abi: who in here wanna get nuke, step right up

    [00:16:13] ShadowUnknown: So much for excepting all battles

    [14:48:28] Anakinerik: COMBATE FOR MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [14:32:44] Dark_Knight: what are the right evolution for the tyranibosh set?

    [17:37:57] rafael_pedroso: fuckin eu challegens

    [23:10:15] man: de king of de kind is my ho
    [23:10:51] man: my as de best of de words
    [23:12:00] man: gand the pisous
    [23:13:18] man: the games warcraft is the nice game x
    [23:13:47] man: little man is stupid de man

    [23:38:47] the king of the king: the king is my fucker gand

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    [18:02:42] [BATTLE FIELD]sauron: exscuse me.....my friend Yarko_ is bannato can you sbannare Yarko_?

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    [22:46:03] Jorge Luis: does anybody knows what is fucking (BAN ME PLEASE)???

    [16:01:29] Bananamatic: who hates that substiuber

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    [17:26:40] youlz: Who will make a championnish???

    [19:34:30] Afiag: challenge, befor I labotomize you

    [13:00:59] EXTREMEMcHARDCORE: the forgotter nija is gay
    [13:02:08] EXTREMEMcHARDCORE: see i cant even remember his name proply hes so gay

    EXTREMEMcHARDCORE: yo pokemon just becouse you cant get eny do try cyber you still wont lol
    EXTREMEMcHARDCORE: go x] ya mum ill battle to hole sever

    [23:45:09] Goldigger: Who wants to battle because I fucked all of your mother last night and it felt good

    alonketchum 13: WHY AMPAROS DONT HAVE WOOL?

    Leipuri: lamers lamers lamers lamers lamers fuck you please

    [19:34:48] RCCC: ANYONE ELSE HAVE SEXUAL FASTASIES ABOUT STARMIE OR IS THAT JUST ME?

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    [19:39:09] Craigu: i have never lost
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    [17:26:03] EricnDark: NO HAVE GAMERS GOODS IN HERE

    [00:09:11] Hirameki: Harsha: I while you were attempting to insult me, broke every bone in your body , blew up your brains , butt raped you , went to Outback , went to paper moon , had sex with your daughter , had sex with your wife , had sex with your maid

    [19:15:22] Zangooserr: Sup People!!!!!!!!
    [19:15:41] Zangooserr: ahh
    [19:16:11] Zangooserr: I should stop looking at anime babes.........

    [13:49:05] alchemist: what means uber and fuck?

    [19:54:48] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: WHO WANTS TO BE IN THE JOLT CLAN
    [19:54:57] [Steelicks]: yes please
    [19:55:27] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: PUT LOLT IN YOUR NAME
    [19:55:31] [Steelicks]: LOLT?
    [19:55:31] [Steelicks]: ok
    [19:55:35] [Steelicks]: i am part of LOLT clan
    [19:56:09] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: NO IT IS CALLED JOLT NOT LOLT

    [18:13:07] [JOLT] ADMIN JOLT: WHY DO PEOPIE WHO GET POKEMON BATTLE SITE AND DOSENT LIKE IT

    [Demons]Saturnas: I fuck meat of you mother

    [16:02:31] Rogaja(test): The Uber Killer Will Be HEre Soon
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    [21:07:43] Timmyx: I am the leader of the club NO TREECKO i AM A GYM LEADER OF FIRE I HAVE NO BADGE NOW, BUT MY BADGE IS THE REALLY FIRE BADGE

    [21:53:35] storm: FATE IS THE WEAKEST NETBATTLE EVER HE USES A NIDOKING AND KEEPS USING HORN DRILL WHEN NIDOKING FAINTS HE FORFIET

    <Os7> Fake Text is Immature and not tolerated and if you insist on doing this you will be REMOVED !!
    <Os7> spanish ¿
    <Os7> chile
    <Os7> NiggaZ ?
    <Os7> 2PAC

    [23:49:52] ishbu kabar: does ne 1 here think pokemon is satanic?

    [20:43:30] T&S: fight me or i will send a super virus to you

    [00:15:48] eLHeBeR: CHALENGE MEEEE MOTHER FUNKINGS

    [16:41:13] Jamie West.: Hate hackers they hack my wins 150 now its 3

    [21:19:08] PopMusic: What skills do you have?
    [21:19:18] PokeQuest: great battleing
    [21:19:27] PokeQuest: good combos
    [21:19:47] PokeQuest: and other things i dont know about

    [17:37:08] Excalibur_The_Chao: WHO WANTS A MASTER? (GIRLS ONLY!)

    [21:42:10] timerbomb signed on.
    [21:42:38] timerbomb: i turned my comp on to say HI vineon
    [21:42:48] timerbomb: and sorry about last time too
    [21:42:53] timerbomb: k bye
    [21:42:55] timerbomb signed off.

    [11:07] Chariots of barn: im horny pls battle

    [14:33:56] v-gina: i want u
    [14:34:05] [Steelicks]: oh really?
    [14:34:09] v-gina: yes
    [14:34:31] [Steelicks]: would you... eat my pants?
    [14:34:40] v-gina: meybe
    [14:34:47] [Steelicks]: that really turns me on, baby
    [14:35:00] v-gina: moans at ur voice
    [14:35:13] [Steelicks]: please baby... eat my pants...
    [14:35:22] v-gina: first
    [14:35:28] v-gina: fuck me
    [14:36:00] [Steelicks]: but i cant... i cant remove my pants!
    [14:36:04] [Steelicks]: please... eat them off me...
    [14:36:26] v-gina: chews ur legpant
    [14:36:35] v-gina: and then the other
    [14:36:45] v-gina: slowly making my way up
    [14:36:56] [Steelicks]: i have removed my pants
    [14:36:58] [Steelicks]: please eat the rest
    [14:37:22] v-gina: eats
    [14:37:28] v-gina: and eats
    [14:37:38] v-gina: until their all gone
    [14:37:45] v-gina: now enough of this fuck me
    [14:37:53] v-gina: i need u
    [14:37:56] [Steelicks]: but i cant!
    [14:38:05] v-gina: y
    [14:38:20] [Steelicks]: i cant remove my pants :(

    [00:06:08] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: he didn't make smogon
    [00:06:13] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: choas that is
    [00:06:25] [TUAIMC]dark pokekid: et make smogon

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    mekkah hahaha
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    lol fucking dutch accent hahaha
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    If I do it I need to dress up in rags to at least look the part.
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    order something ridiculous at mcdonalds and when the cashier denies you, yell DO CAHLENGE MY ORDER?????
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    try to buy some burbery at mcdonalds "burbery me fuckies" be all "how wont burger wit dat" then when the refuse storm out yelling "fucker chavs"
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    i would, i would need to put the recording on the computer and idk how :/
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    lol go to a car dealership or something and ask to testdrive with an employee. That can lead to TONS.

    how wont start
    how is drive car
    WHY CAR NOT GO >:(
    car start plix
    how is drive ?
    car is noob :(
  22. chaos

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    hello.it's someone there?you know i like to know when will be a car for my.if you don't know nothing,i know a very good carthe name of the enghlish car that i sugest it is,,toyota and my''.what do you say about this enghlish title?if you like it,you can'd sugest the who is doing car for the car's to put and this car title,because the title is very cool.
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    have found "WHY AMPAROS DONT HAVE WOOL"

    this topic officially rules.

    I gotta try this some day.
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    hahaha some of these ideas are awesome; i wish i had the balls to do some of this crap =/
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    LOL... I remember the Jolt admin thing, too... That was fucking awesome.

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