In the book War of the [Insert Word], the main character is an anonymous [Insert Word] who records the arrival of [Insert Word] in [Insert Word]. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the [Insert Word] continue to [Insert Word] everything in sight, until they are killed by the common [Insert Word].
I'll take this one I guess. Since madlibs are just random, here it goes!
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okay i used a random word generator because it's kind of cheating knowing what the blanks are.
In the book War of the Receivables, the main character is an anonymous Flank who records the arrival of gurus in Remembrance. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the tame ones continue to motorize everything in sight, until they are killed by the common antennae.
I don't know whether to blame this on my lack of creativity, the random word generator, or the madlibs themselves...