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Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Matt, Jan 14, 2006.

  1. Matt

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    Some choice logs from ChinaBattle:

    Starts round #1
    (kd8) Dark_Dragon takes back the fossil to fly the dragon!
    (kd8) Dark_Dragon emits the wheel likely (the Lv.100 wheel likely)!
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    [ SW ] zichouyinmou takes back the fossil to fly the dragon!
    [ SW ] zichouyinmou emits the clay baby (Lv.100 clay baby)!
    ---------------------------------

    Starts round #5
    (kd8) Dark_Dragon takes back the wheel elephant!
    (kd8) Dark_Dragon emits the stinger jellyfish (Lv.100 stinger jellyfish)!
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    The wonderful frog flower uses 100.01 million might to absorb! Really... ...
    (48 injuries)
    The wonderful frog spend sucked up the the venom characteristic!
    ---------------------------------

    Starts round #38
    The Squarewalker Geng ghost use reaches the same goal or conclusion from different approaches!
    Squarewalker Geng Gui wants to drop down together with opposite party!
    ---------------------------------
    Penuser joyful is paralysis! It can't motion!

    Starts round #38
    The Squarewalker Geng ghost use reaches the same goal or conclusion from different approaches!
    Squarewalker Geng Gui wants to drop down together with opposite party!
    ---------------------------------

    Starts round #38
    [ SW ] zichouyinmou takes back the big milk pot!
    [ SW ] zichouyinmou emits the mushroom kangaroo (Lv.100 mushroom kangaroo)!
    ---------------------------------
    The Brew emperor rests very much ripely

    Starts round #52
    The turkey soldier uses brings back to life!
    (100% injury)
    This is extremely effective!
    The big milk pot dropped down!

    The florina use shade does several things at the same time!
    Florina avoiding rate promotion!
    ---------------------------------
    The sand storm crazily is blowing

    Starts round #34
    Wonderful frog flower use parasitism seed!
    The metal cross has been planted the seed!
    ---------------------------------

    Starts round #48
    The turkey soldier uses the large brush-written Chinese character fire!
    (134 injuries)
    -----------------------------


    Starts round #16
    Ryan& Blair55 takes back the beautiful snake!
    Ryan& Blair55 emits HA HA HA HA (Lv.100 to be joyful)!
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    Joyful use fragrant therapy! Ha-ha
    Fragrant has fluttered!
    ---------------------------------

    Starts round #24
    The giant beetle uses million prestige deflection vector angles suddenly!
    (302 injuries)
    This is extremely effective!
    The lotus leaf duck dropped down!

    Starts round #22
    Callmecrazy takes back the gem sea star!
    Callmecrazy emits the mushroom kangaroo (Lv.100 mushroom kangaroo)!
    ---------------------------------
    The dragonfly dragon use flies spatially!
    (240 injuries)
    This is extremely effective!
    The mushroom kangaroo dropped down!

    Starts round #8
    [ kd8 ] jimmy1203 cop takes back the double ball gas!
    [ kd8 ] jimmy1203 cop emits the dull hippopotamus (the Lv.100 dull hippopotamus)!

    Starts round #17
    Wonderful frog flower use hypnosis powder!
    Cappi was scheming in secret while waiting for an opportunity!
    ---------------------------------
    Cappi schemes in secret while waiting for an opportunity very much ripely

    The Brew emperor's food left over leftover dish restores an its HP spot!

    The metal cross use greatly explodes!

    Starts round #28
    The Brew emperor uses regains consciousness!
    (49% injury)
    Double ball gas was healed of lulls alysis!
  2. noobster

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    Starts round #52
    The turkey soldier uses brings back to life!
    (100% injury)
    This is extremely effective!
    The big milk pot dropped down!

    that will always be my favorite part hahaha
  3. Hazerider

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    See custom title.

    Edit: Smilies were fucking the post up, disabled
  4. goofball

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    million prestige deflection vector angles suddenly!
  5. Xiaohaha

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    dont make fun of me :<

    ok you can make fun of me, but just don't be a racist ok?

    ok, you can be a racist just don't do it to other aliens ok?

    I'll take that as a yes
  6. jpchato

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    hahaha, awesome
  7. giga

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    wtf

    why does it translate like that
  8. chaos

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    The giant beetle uses million prestige deflection vector angles suddenly!
    (302 injuries)
    This is extremely effective!
    The lotus leaf duck dropped down!

    i fucking love this
  9. Steelicks

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    this is absolutely hilarious
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    The florina use shade does several things at the same time!
    Florina avoiding rate promotion!


    lol
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    would be even more funny if I knew what half of those were, but nevermind, it was a good read :) I should use one of these for a sig
  12. chaos

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    Your signature is Destiny Bond.
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    i got that one, as I got a few others, but 70% of the time I don't have a clue..
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    this has to be pin missile or twinneedle, as the bug does it to the leaf, or bug>grass

    no its not megahorn HOW DOES MEGAHORN HAVE A MILLION PRESTIGE ANGLES!!!
  15. Xiaohaha

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    Geng Gui = gengar
    Lotus Leaf Duck = Ludicolo
    Kangaroo Mushroom lol is Breloom,
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    [ SW ] zichouyinmou emits the clay baby eh

    no, it is megahorn, pin missile and twinneedle would hit more than once, and "beetle" is used for coleoptereans right?
    wheel likely is donphan, wonderful frog flower is venusaur obviously, stinger jelly tenta, clay baby claydol? brew emperor is i suppose slaking, guessing salamence for that infamous turkey soldier, dull hippo slowbro? to be joyful is blissey of course
  17. Arkeis

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    Turkey soldier is Blaziken.

    The only one I couldn't figure out is Florina:

    "The florina use shade does several things at the same time!
    Florina avoiding rate promotion!"

    and Cappi

    "Cappi was scheming in secret while waiting for an opportunity!
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    Cappi schemes in secret while waiting for an opportunity very much ripely"
  18. Loki

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    florina is double team I think and I have no idea about cappi.
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    Starts round #24
    The giant beetle uses million prestige deflection vector angles suddenly!
    (302 injuries)
    This is extremely effective!
    The lotus leaf duck dropped down!

    Starts round #22
    Callmecrazy takes back the gem sea star!
    Callmecrazy emits the mushroom kangaroo (Lv.100 mushroom kangaroo)!

    lol

    The dragonfly dragon use flies spatially!
    (240 injuries)
    This is extremely effective!
    The mushroom kangaroo dropped down!

    i though that said flies spastically :(
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    Cappi = No clue.
    I know it's sleeping, though.
  21. Altmer

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    that move is Snatch.

    Brew Emperor is Tyranitar.
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    This is the best thread I've ever seen, lol.

    [16:19:31] <tenchi17> The wonderful frog flower uses 100.01 million might to absorb! Really... ...
    [16:19:31] <tenchi17> (48 injuries)
    [16:19:31] <tenchi17> The wonderful frog spend sucked up the the venom characteristic!
  23. chaos

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    Brew emperor is Slaking
    and Cappi is Snorlax.
  24. Mekkah

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    oh my god I didn't see this yet.

    This is absolutely fucking hilarious.
  25. david stone

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    I think cappi is using bide, not snatch.

    What is the 100.01 thing about?

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